Lady Gaga ,Would you hit it?

[ProgRocker53]

Lady GaGa is a chick.

Her new video, Telephone, proves it.

[Michigan Girl]

Stevie is into chicks with dicks. Well, not totally...she's a Hermaphrodite.

Not True~she's already cleared up this misconception!! That said ...
No, I wouldn't!!!

[stevew2]

Stevew, I didn't even think you knew how to start a thread, let alone a poll.

Lady Gaga.... would I hit that? Nah. From what I can tell by reading her Twitters she's a real sweetie & nothing like her stage persona, but still I wouldn't hit that.

Ye have little faith Jason, of course you wouldnt hit it, your in to dicks ,balls, and manholes

[verslibre]

Lady GaGa is a chick.

Her new video, Telephone, proves it.

You don't even need to see that particular vid to know she's all woman. She indulged the tranny rumors because she's obviously immune to hearsay and it only pumped up her popularity. She's pretty shrewd.

Have any of you ever seen what she really looks like? A few years ago she was still performing as a brunette, before the wigs and ugly make-up, onstage in just a bra and bikini underwear. She looks mega-foxy in those pix.

She was also in an episode of MTV's Boiling Point circa '05 when she like was 17 years old, or something like that. You can find it on Youtube.

[TRAGChick]

Check out this train-wreck of a performance:

Has "Collapse" become code for "lip-synch / sucky live performance"....?
http://www.thefablife.com/2010-03-16/la ... rom-floor/

[stevew2]

Lady GaGa is a chick.

Her new video, Telephone, proves it.

You don't even need to see that particular vid to know she's all woman. She indulged the tranny rumors because she's obviously immune to hearsay and it only pumped up her popularity. She's pretty shrewd.

Have any of you ever seen what she really looks like? A few years ago she was still performing as a brunette, before the wigs and ugly make-up, onstage in just a bra and bikini underwear. She looks mega-foxy in those pix.

She was also in an episode of MTV's Boiling Point circa '05 when she like was 17 years old, or something like that. You can find it on Youtube.

Id nail the shit out of it

[Rockindeano]

I would *hit* it but I don't think I mean it the same way you do, stevie.
I'd love to take her out with a Louisville Slugger. She makes me cringe.

Ditto. A good 4x2 would do the job also. Waste of space. Complete joke.

Ive should have known you would get it backwards.Its a fuckin 2x 4 Andrew.Do I have to teach you everything? jeez... You dont know jack shit about lumber.What the fuck is a 4x 2 ? You need a fuckin Home Depot in that cave you live in

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lollll!

I need to teach him about construction,poor guy doesnt have a clue what a 2x4 is. Poor guy.I hope his shack isnt constructed with 4 X2s .He ld be bangin his head on every corner.that might explain a few things.

Since I am riding your ass lately stevie, why stop now?

You do know a 2 x 4 isn't really 2 x 4, right?

[stevew2]

I would *hit* it but I don't think I mean it the same way you do, stevie.
I'd love to take her out with a Louisville Slugger. She makes me cringe.

Ditto. A good 4x2 would do the job also. Waste of space. Complete joke.

Ive should have known you would get it backwards.Its a fuckin 2x 4 Andrew.Do I have to teach you everything? jeez... You dont know jack shit about lumber.What the fuck is a 4x 2 ? You need a fuckin Home Depot in that cave you live in

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lollll!

I need to teach him about construction,poor guy doesnt have a clue what a 2x4 is. Poor guy.I hope his shack isnt constructed with 4 X2s .He ld be bangin his head on every corner.that might explain a few things.

Since I am riding your ass layely stevie, why stop now?

You do know a 2 x 4 isn't really 2 x 4, right?

you are right,I use to do construction work .I went out and measured one, it really a 1 1/2x 3 1/2 .Its sounds retarded,almost much as watching hockey

[Rockindeano]

I would *hit* it but I don't think I mean it the same way you do, stevie.
I'd love to take her out with a Louisville Slugger. She makes me cringe.

Ditto. A good 4x2 would do the job also. Waste of space. Complete joke.

Ive should have known you would get it backwards.Its a fuckin 2x 4 Andrew.Do I have to teach you everything? jeez... You dont know jack shit about lumber.What the fuck is a 4x 2 ? You need a fuckin Home Depot in that cave you live in

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lollll!

I need to teach him about construction,poor guy doesnt have a clue what a 2x4 is. Poor guy.I hope his shack isnt constructed with 4 X2s .He ld be bangin his head on every corner.that might explain a few things.

Since I am riding your ass layely stevie, why stop now?

You do know a 2 x 4 isn't really 2 x 4, right?

you are right,I use to do construction work .I went out and measured one, it really a 1 1/2x 3 1/2 .Its sounds retarded,almost much as watching hockey

Good job. In the olden days however, they were really 2" by 4". The Quakers built their homes and structures with the really good thick hardwoods and they were 2x4, all of course built manually, with oxen, rope and sweat.

[stevew2]

I would *hit* it but I don't think I mean it the same way you do, stevie.
I'd love to take her out with a Louisville Slugger. She makes me cringe.

Ditto. A good 4x2 would do the job also. Waste of space. Complete joke.

Ive should have known you would get it backwards.Its a fuckin 2x 4 Andrew.Do I have to teach you everything? jeez... You dont know jack shit about lumber.What the fuck is a 4x 2 ? You need a fuckin Home Depot in that cave you live in

\


lollll!

I need to teach him about construction,poor guy doesnt have a clue what a 2x4 is. Poor guy.I hope his shack isnt constructed with 4 X2s .He ld be bangin his head on every corner.that might explain a few things.

Since I am riding your ass layely stevie, why stop now?

You do know a 2 x 4 isn't really 2 x 4, right?

you are right,I use to do construction work .I went out and measured one, it really a 1 1/2x 3 1/2 .Its sounds retarded,almost much as watching hockey

Good job. In the olden days however, they were really 2" by 4". The Quakers built their homes and structures with the really good thick hardwoods and they were 2x4, all of course built manually, with oxen, rope and sweat.

There are amish near where i live,and a fuckin 2 x4 is still a 2x4

[Don]

I want a pretzel.

[Rockindeano]

I want a pretzel.

I am going back and forth between NCAA Hoops and online porn.

[parfait]

I want a pretzel.

I am going back and forth between NCAA Hoops and online porn.

http://www.spankwire.com/Lela-Star-Fucks/video125054/

Have fun.

[Don]

I want a pretzel.

I am going back and forth between NCAA Hoops and online porn.

I'm eavesdropping on a multiple-broken English Conversation between our Laotian tech support guy and our El Salvadorian programmer.

[steveo777]

I want a pretzel.

I am going back and forth between NCAA Hoops and online porn.

I'm eavesdropping on a multiple-broken English Conversation between our Laotian tech support guy and our El Salvadorian programmer.

That's gotta sound funny as hell!

Hey I just walked by the tv and my wife was watching e hollywood and Boy George was saying he saw it, but he wouldn't autograph it, or something to that effect.

[Carla777]

Check out this train-wreck of a performance:

Has "Collapse" become code for "lip-synch / sucky live performance"....?
http://www.thefablife.com/2010-03-16/la ... rom-floor/

that's terrible, what happen with her? =/
anyway she have a very nice voice, at least in this other performance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIvhs1DLHEI

[lights1961]

Lady GaGa is a chick.

Her new video, Telephone, proves it.

glad thats cleared...

[S2M]

Hit that?

I wouldn't hit that with Caligula's.....errrr....Steview2's johnson.


Hmmmmm.....tough decision: Phyllis......Lady Gaga.......Phyllis......Lady Gaga.

[stevew2]

Check out this train-wreck of a performance:

Has "Collapse" become code for "lip-synch / sucky live performance"....?
http://www.thefablife.com/2010-03-16/la ... rom-floor/

that's terrible, what happen with her? =/
anyway she have a very nice voice, at least in this other performance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIvhs1DLHEI

shit happens id still nail it you fox

[TRAGChick]

Check out this train-wreck of a performance:

Has "Collapse" become code for "lip-synch / sucky live performance"....?
http://www.thefablife.com/2010-03-16/la ... rom-floor/

that's terrible, what happen with her? =/
anyway she have a very nice voice, at least in this other performance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIvhs1DLHEI

She should've stuck to being a Singing Keyboardist!

She has a very "Jazz"-y voice

Early days, when she was still Stephanie Germanotta 2005:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_hHc7TZjyY

[Voyager]

Stevie is into chicks with dicks.

Well then maybe he should check out the Dicksy Chicks.

[Jubilee]

Check out this train-wreck of a performance:

Has "Collapse" become code for "lip-synch / sucky live performance"....?
http://www.thefablife.com/2010-03-16/la ... rom-floor/

that's terrible, what happen with her? =/
anyway she have a very nice voice, at least in this other performance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIvhs1DLHEI

She should've stuck to being a Singing Keyboardist!

She has a very "Jazz"-y voice

Early days, when she was still Stephanie Germanotta 2005:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_hHc7TZjyY

Apparently, there's not a lot of work out there for singing keyboardist...but for this, people will pay top dollar. Go figure.

[Voyager]

She's definitely packing. In the picks where it looks like she/he has no cock, she/he is probably tucking it.

[Jubilee]

She's definitely packing.

Is that Danny Bonaduce?? Boy, I heard he had a thing for trannies, but I though it was all just idle gossip.

[Voyager]

From eHow.com on how to tuck a penis:

So you landed that role as Superman and the director told you that it’s important for you to appear hung like a Ken doll. Or possibly you are a cross dresser, or even a transsexual (there is a difference), and you have decided to wear a tight skirt, shorts or pants. In any case, you can hide Mr. Winky by learning to tuck your penis (and keep it tucked).

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You'll Need:

• 2 pairs tight undergarments or gaffs

Instructions:

Step 1

Slide one pair of your gaff, panties, or tight fitting underwear to a point about midway up your thighs. Once everything is in place, these undergarments are going to serve to hold the whole package together. You will have less trouble if your undergarment is ready to go.

Step 2

Push your testicles back into the holes from which they dropped. You won’t hurt yourself, don’t worry. The cavity on the sides of your penis shaft is where your testicles normally retreat in cold water or when you are scared. If you are unsure of the exact place, trust the testicle. It knows the way. Simply scoop underneath it and pull them up and towards the interior of your abdomen. Do one at a time, using a finger to hold up the first one while pulling up the second.

Step 3

Keep holding your now hidden testicles with one hand, and use the other to grab your scrotum skin, pulling it over the top of your penis, as close to center as possible. Grab the other side and do the same. You should now have your testicles hidden, and two flaps of skin holding your penis into a straight down position. The tightness of your pulled scrotum should now be enough to hold your testicles in place.

Step 4

Holding your scrotum skin together tightly, reach behind you with one hand and take hold of your penis, pulling it through your legs as fast as you can, clinching your penis as best as possible between your butt cheeks. Use that grip to free your hand for the next steps.

Step 5

Pull your undergarments up as tight as you can to hold the entire package in place. This should result in freeing up your hands to grab the second pair of undergarments.

Step 6

Put on your second pair of undergarments over the top of the first as tightly as possible.

[steveo777]

From eHow.com on how to tuck a penis:

So you landed that role as Superman and the director told you that it’s important for you to appear hung like a Ken doll. Or possibly you are a cross dresser, or even a transsexual (there is a difference), and you have decided to wear a tight skirt, shorts or pants. In any case, you can hide Mr. Winky by learning to tuck your penis (and keep it tucked).

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You'll Need:

• 2 pairs tight undergarments or gaffs

Instructions:

Step 1

Slide one pair of your gaff, panties, or tight fitting underwear to a point about midway up your thighs. Once everything is in place, these undergarments are going to serve to hold the whole package together. You will have less trouble if your undergarment is ready to go.

Step 2

Push your testicles back into the holes from which they dropped. You won’t hurt yourself, don’t worry. The cavity on the sides of your penis shaft is where your testicles normally retreat in cold water or when you are scared. If you are unsure of the exact place, trust the testicle. It knows the way. Simply scoop underneath it and pull them up and towards the interior of your abdomen. Do one at a time, using a finger to hold up the first one while pulling up the second.

Step 3

Keep holding your now hidden testicles with one hand, and use the other to grab your scrotum skin, pulling it over the top of your penis, as close to center as possible. Grab the other side and do the same. You should now have your testicles hidden, and two flaps of skin holding your penis into a straight down position. The tightness of your pulled scrotum should now be enough to hold your testicles in place.

Step 4

Holding your scrotum skin together tightly, reach behind you with one hand and take hold of your penis, pulling it through your legs as fast as you can, clinching your penis as best as possible between your butt cheeks. Use that grip to free your hand for the next steps.

Step 5

Pull your undergarments up as tight as you can to hold the entire package in place. This should result in freeing up your hands to grab the second pair of undergarments.

Step 6

Put on your second pair of undergarments over the top of the first as tightly as possible.

Good Gawd! Is this the world we really live in?

[JH'sTXfan]

Oh, nevermind. I'll don't think I'll use up Andrew's bandwith with another pic of her/him. Not that it matters if she's a he, that's entertainment. Kind of reminds me of RuPaul.

[bluejeangirl76]

Step 2 made me laugh like all hell. "Trust the testicle!!"

[Rockindeano]

Step 2 made me laugh like all hell. "Trust the testicle!!"

Don't laugh, it's true.

Back in high school, you know, when every boy in school would get hard when the wind blew a certain direction, or gasp, a pretty young girl in class got your attention- I would sit there, hard as a rock, in the safety of my wrap around desk. The desk conveniently covered up the evidence. I vividly remember having a dual hard on. What's a "dual hard on" you ask? You ever heard of "morning wood?" Well, any guy here can testify that a "dual hard on" contains both arousal and piss(pee makes up the "morning wood"). So anyway, I would get and keep this duelly for the entire 50 minutes of class. When the bell rang, everyone would pop up and jet out of the room, but I had to take my time, rustle around with my jacket or books, which was hard considering we don't wear jackets very often here in Southern California, and I rarely brought books to class, or home for that matter- so I would delay my departure until I had enough privacy to quickly, and I do mean quickly, grab my dick by the neck and bring it up into my waistband of my underwear. I would wedge the neck between my boiler and the waistband of my pants, as so to hide my sword. Seriously, if it was hard and was able to hang or poke freely, it would look like I was about ready to joust with someone in the hallway. So, I would remain hard,(that was the bad part about being hard, you could stay that way for a week sometimes)- and when I would walk to my next class, it would remain thankfully, tucked in there, like I stapled the fucker or something. Finally, whenever that may be, it would lose it's rigidness, and gently slip back into flacid mode, and return to the depths of it's home.

Guys, don't tell me you haven't done this in your life at least a hundred times. Girls, did you know your husbands do this too? Hell, when I was at Lowe's and a hot woman came in, dressed in the business outfits, you know, the blazer, white blouse, pinstriped skirt and come fuck me heels, I would revert back to my high school training. I would quickly dip into an open bay, tuck Mr. Happy into and under the waistband, and re-emerge on the scene, ready to engage in friendly customer service. The only problem with "tuck and hide" was that it would spring a leak, and my entire front would look like Lake Michigan after I was through. That was quite a bit tough to hide as well. Fairly soon, I discovered vicodin, and I never really gave two shits or not if the female customer could see my excitement. I swear to you, that drug just takes away all of your fears. I would bust open a conversation that was so far out there, talking about her pets, her family(like I gave a shit about her family), the type of car she drove, politics, music, art, you name it. Yeah I know, I said "art." Well one lady was into and had asked about a paint to go with this fucked up painting she brought in. I pretended to care, but truth was I only wanted to screw her. So wearing an apron helped hide my joystick greatly, but later on, when I became a manager, I didn't wear an apron, and I was fucked. I had to conceal my rod with a fuckin clipboard or some paint pallet samples.
Yeah, it's safe to say that didn't work for shit. I believe the next chapter of this story was already written by me a few years back..I would have to find it, but some here have read it. it took place in a Lowe's bathroom (surprise surprise). I'll see if I can dig it up. Sorry to ramble.l

[Saint John]

I rarely brought books to class, or home for that matter

I can relate to both. That second part made me lol.