The Ice Cream Didn't Make It........

[Everett]

Picked up a quart of neopolitan ice cream on the way home from work today, little did i know i would be stuck in traffic for nearly an hr & a half by the time i got home almost all of it was melted. I'm still pissed....

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

Picked up a quart of neopolitan ice cream on the way home from work today, little did i know i would be stuck in traffic for nearly an hr & a half by the time i got home almost all of it was melted. I'm still pissed....

that sucks dude

[Everett]

Picked up a quart of neopolitan ice cream on the way home from work today, little did i know i would be stuck in traffic for nearly an hr & a half by the time i got home almost all of it was melted. I'm still pissed....

that sucks dude

Tell me about it, that was gonna be some damn good ice cream

[Michigan Girl]

RIP ...so young!!!

[JasonD]

My condolences.

I know it doesn't seem like it right now, but with time you'll start to feel a little better. Everything happens for a purpose.

If you need anything --- anything at all --- please know that we're here for you.

[Arianddu]

Hey, at least you got a Vanilla-chocolate-strawberry thick shake out of it.

[steveo777]

If you would have actually been thinking, you could have started eating it while you were caught up in traffic. Helloooooooo!!!

[Everett]

If you would have actually been thinking, you could have started eating it while you were caught up in traffic. Helloooooooo!!!

Not when it's bumper to bumper dumbass

[Everett]

My condolences.

I know it doesn't seem like it right now, but with time you'll start to feel a little better. Everything happens for a purpose.

If you need anything --- anything at all --- please know that we're here for you.

Thanks man where's my babyblue?

[steveo777]

If you would have actually been thinking, you could have started eating it while you were caught up in traffic. Helloooooooo!!!

Not when it's bumper to bumper dumbass

I wouldn't give a shit if I was flying upside down in an F-16 fighter jet (in thruster to thruster traffic), I would have found a way to eat that ice cream. You are just plain weak and uninnovative.

[Everett]

If you would have actually been thinking, you could have started eating it while you were caught up in traffic. Helloooooooo!!!

Not when it's bumper to bumper dumbass

I wouldn't give a shit if I was flying upside down in an F-16 fighter jet (in thruster to thruster traffic), I would have found a way to eat that ice cream. You are just plain weak and uninnovative.

I guess seeing is how i was NOT trying to start ANOTHER accident that started the mess in the first place it looked like the old truck vs car hope everyone made it out ok cause it looked pretty bad

[steveo777]

If you would have actually been thinking, you could have started eating it while you were caught up in traffic. Helloooooooo!!!

Not when it's bumper to bumper dumbass

I wouldn't give a shit if I was flying upside down in an F-16 fighter jet (in thruster to thruster traffic), I would have found a way to eat that ice cream. You are just plain weak and uninnovative.

I guess seeing is how i was NOT trying to start ANOTHER accident that started the mess in the first place it looked like the old truck vs car hope everyone made it out ok cause it looked pretty bad

Hey, I'm just messing with you.

Have a nice night!

[Everett]

If you would have actually been thinking, you could have started eating it while you were caught up in traffic. Helloooooooo!!!

Not when it's bumper to bumper dumbass

I wouldn't give a shit if I was flying upside down in an F-16 fighter jet (in thruster to thruster traffic), I would have found a way to eat that ice cream. You are just plain weak and uninnovative.

I guess seeing is how i was NOT trying to start ANOTHER accident that started the mess in the first place it looked like the old truck vs car hope everyone made it out ok cause it looked pretty bad

Hey, I'm just messing with you.

Have a nice night!

I know man just still pissed about that f'n ice cream

[Jubilee]

I agree with JD & steveo. That's the thing about ice cream. We never know how long it will be with us, so it's best to use the time we have together wisely. That, of course & buy premium ice cream. And don't let the food Nazi's fool ya...the more fat, the more better.

[Babyblue]

My condolences.

I know it doesn't seem like it right now, but with time you'll start to feel a little better. Everything happens for a purpose.

If you need anything --- anything at all --- please know that we're here for you.

Thanks man where's my babyblue?

Right here babe Sounds like you had one hell of a day.

[Rockindeano]

If you would have actually been thinking, you could have started eating it while you were caught up in traffic. Helloooooooo!!!

Not when it's bumper to bumper dumbass

Pussy. Where do you live? I live in the most congested freeway network in the entire world, and I manage to drink Miller Lite Tall Cans, text Cyndy Poon on the cell, drive with my knees while mowing a Big Mac, , pick my nose when no hot chicks are looking, and even managed to rub one out once on the way to Bryan Adams while caught in traffic....and no, it wasn't done to Everything I Do, I do for You...

TNB, you need to make the jump from boy/kid to man.

[Everett]

If you would have actually been thinking, you could have started eating it while you were caught up in traffic. Helloooooooo!!!

Not when it's bumper to bumper dumbass

Pussy. Where do you live? I live in the most congested freeway network in the entire world, and I manage to drink Miller Lite Tall Cans, text Cyndy Poon on the cell, drive with my knees while mowing a Big Mac, , pick my nose when no hot chicks are looking, and even managed to rub one out once on the way to Bryan Adams while caught in traffic....and no, it wasn't done to Everything I Do, I do for You...

TNB, you need to make the jump from boy/kid to man.

I live in milwaukee man, i was just trying not to cause another accident plus i'm still a rookie at this driving thing bro cut me some slack

[rockinfayrose]

Picked up a quart of neopolitan ice cream on the way home from work today, little did i know i would be stuck in traffic for nearly an hr & a half by the time i got home almost all of it was melted. I'm still pissed....

Couldn't you refreeze it Better buy an insulated bag on your next shopping trip

[Jubilee]

Picked up a popsicle on the way home from daycare, little did i know i would be stuck in traffic for nearly an hr & a half by the time i got home almost all of it was melted. I'm still pissed....

There. Fixed it for ya.

Just remember to keep your hands on the wheel at the 10 & 2 o'clock positions at all times. You should be fine.

[Everett]

Picked up a quart of neopolitan ice cream on the way home from work today, little did i know i would be stuck in traffic for nearly an hr & a half by the time i got home almost all of it was melted. I'm still pissed....

Couldn't you refreeze it Better buy an insulated bag on your next shopping trip

I thought about that but it was pretty much down for the count. I knew i shoulda put it in the trunk, that and it didn't help that it was over 60 degrees today

[Rockindeano]

If you would have actually been thinking, you could have started eating it while you were caught up in traffic. Helloooooooo!!!

Not when it's bumper to bumper dumbass

Pussy. Where do you live? I live in the most congested freeway network in the entire world, and I manage to drink Miller Lite Tall Cans, text Cyndy Poon on the cell, drive with my knees while mowing a Big Mac, , pick my nose when no hot chicks are looking, and even managed to rub one out once on the way to Bryan Adams while caught in traffic....and no, it wasn't done to Everything I Do, I do for You...

TNB, you need to make the jump from boy/kid to man.

I live in milwaukee man, i was just trying not to cause another accident plus i'm still a rookie at this driving thing bro cut me some slack

It's ok young Jedi, it's ok. Do what I do and "use the force." That shit works dude. Last week, I was hauling ass down the 10 freeway trying to get to Santa Anita in time to get a large bet down on the 4th race. I cracked a tall boy and was sipping away, enjoying some tunes and fantasizing about all the winnings I would soon be enjoying, when all of a sudden, red lights fill my rear view mirror. Fuck! I down the Tall Boy and chuck it in the back seat area, and when the CHP officer asks me why I was driving like James Rockford, I laughed and told him I was desperately trying to make the 4th at SA. He laughed and asked when post time was, and I told him 405PM, and he said, you aren't going to make that now, but "I'll let you off with a warning, but drive safely speeding again." I took off and pushed down the accelerator again, burning trail to the track. I made the race, but wished I didn't. Poolside Pete took a shit on me and finished 4th, and I had the fucker keyed in an exacta and a trifecta. Without Pete, I was fucked. So I bought 2 Heinekens and started pounding hard..soon I was betting the chariot races from Jersey on simulcast..did ok, and broke even. Sorry to ramble.

[steveo777]

If you would have actually been thinking, you could have started eating it while you were caught up in traffic. Helloooooooo!!!

Not when it's bumper to bumper dumbass

Pussy. Where do you live? I live in the most congested freeway network in the entire world, and I manage to drink Miller Lite Tall Cans, text Cyndy Poon on the cell, drive with my knees while mowing a Big Mac, , pick my nose when no hot chicks are looking, and even managed to rub one out once on the way to Bryan Adams while caught in traffic....and no, it wasn't done to Everything I Do, I do for You...

TNB, you need to make the jump from boy/kid to man.

I live in milwaukee man, i was just trying not to cause another accident plus i'm still a rookie at this driving thing bro cut me some slack

It's ok young Jedi, it's ok. Do what I do and "use the force." That shit works dude. Last week, I was hauling ass down the 10 freeway trying to get to Santa Anita in time to get a large bet down on the 4th race. I cracked a tall boy and was sipping away, enjoying some tunes and fantasizing about all the winnings I would soon be enjoying, when all of a sudden, red lights fill my rear view mirror. Fuck! I down the Tall Boy and chuck it in the back seat area, and when the CHP officer asks me why I was driving like James Rockford, I laughed and told him I was desperately trying to make the 4th at SA. He laughed and asked when post time was, and I told him 405PM, and he said, you aren't going to make that now, but "I'll let you off with a warning, but drive safely speeding again." I took off and pushed down the accelerator again, burning trail to the track. I made the race, but wished I didn't. Poolside Pete took a shit on me and finished 4th, and I had the fucker keyed in an exacta and a trifecta. Without Pete, I was fucked. So I bought 2 Heinekens and started pounding hard..soon I was betting the chariot races from Jersey on simulcast..did ok, and broke even. Sorry to ramble.

Use a fucking phone and a bookie next time. Get a line set up.

[Everett]

If you would have actually been thinking, you could have started eating it while you were caught up in traffic. Helloooooooo!!!

Not when it's bumper to bumper dumbass

Pussy. Where do you live? I live in the most congested freeway network in the entire world, and I manage to drink Miller Lite Tall Cans, text Cyndy Poon on the cell, drive with my knees while mowing a Big Mac, , pick my nose when no hot chicks are looking, and even managed to rub one out once on the way to Bryan Adams while caught in traffic....and no, it wasn't done to Everything I Do, I do for You...

TNB, you need to make the jump from boy/kid to man.

I live in milwaukee man, i was just trying not to cause another accident plus i'm still a rookie at this driving thing bro cut me some slack

It's ok young Jedi, it's ok. Do what I do and "use the force." That shit works dude. Last week, I was hauling ass down the 10 freeway trying to get to Santa Anita in time to get a large bet down on the 4th race. I cracked a tall boy and was sipping away, enjoying some tunes and fantasizing about all the winnings I would soon be enjoying, when all of a sudden, red lights fill my rear view mirror. Fuck! I down the Tall Boy and chuck it in the back seat area, and when the CHP officer asks me why I was driving like James Rockford, I laughed and told him I was desperately trying to make the 4th at SA. He laughed and asked when post time was, and I told him 405PM, and he said, you aren't going to make that now, but "I'll let you off with a warning, but drive safely speeding again." I took off and pushed down the accelerator again, burning trail to the track. I made the race, but wished I didn't. Poolside Pete took a shit on me and finished 4th, and I had the fucker keyed in an exacta and a trifecta. Without Pete, I was fucked. So I bought 2 Heinekens and started pounding hard..soon I was betting the chariot races from Jersey on simulcast..did ok, and broke even. Sorry to ramble.

Well i guess the best part of that story is that you didn't get a ticket. I don't use the force i use the schwartz that seems to work better

[lights1961]

If you would have actually been thinking, you could have started eating it while you were caught up in traffic. Helloooooooo!!!

Not when it's bumper to bumper dumbass

Pussy. Where do you live? I live in the most congested freeway network in the entire world, and I manage to drink Miller Lite Tall Cans, text Cyndy Poon on the cell, drive with my knees while mowing a Big Mac, , pick my nose when no hot chicks are looking, and even managed to rub one out once on the way to Bryan Adams while caught in traffic....and no, it wasn't done to Everything I Do, I do for You...

TNB, you need to make the jump from boy/kid to man.

LMAO...

[Deb]

Picked up a quart of neopolitan ice cream on the way home from work today, little did i know i would be stuck in traffic for nearly an hr & a half by the time i got home almost all of it was melted. I'm still pissed....

New MR nicname? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzee942Q_SY

[Michigan Girl]

Picked up a quart of neopolitan ice cream on the way home from work today, little did i know i would be stuck in traffic for nearly an hr & a half by the time i got home almost all of it was melted. I'm still pissed....

New MR nicname? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzee942Q_SY

lol...ICM!!
Hey UTQ, Deb ...the youtubes don't work anymore when you link
them ...have you lost your touch ...

[Babyblue]

If you would have actually been thinking, you could have started eating it while you were caught up in traffic. Helloooooooo!!!

Not when it's bumper to bumper dumbass

Pussy. Where do you live? I live in the most congested freeway network in the entire world, and I manage to drink Miller Lite Tall Cans, text Cyndy Poon on the cell, drive with my knees while mowing a Big Mac, , pick my nose when no hot chicks are looking, and even managed to rub one out once on the way to Bryan Adams while caught in traffic....and no, it wasn't done to Everything I Do, I do for You...

TNB, you need to make the jump from boy/kid to man.

I live in milwaukee man, i was just trying not to cause another accident plus i'm still a rookie at this driving thing bro cut me some slack

It's ok young Jedi, it's ok. Do what I do and "use the force." That shit works dude. Last week, I was hauling ass down the 10 freeway trying to get to Santa Anita in time to get a large bet down on the 4th race. I cracked a tall boy and was sipping away, enjoying some tunes and fantasizing about all the winnings I would soon be enjoying, when all of a sudden, red lights fill my rear view mirror. Fuck! I down the Tall Boy and chuck it in the back seat area, and when the CHP officer asks me why I was driving like James Rockford, I laughed and told him I was desperately trying to make the 4th at SA. He laughed and asked when post time was, and I told him 405PM, and he said, you aren't going to make that now, but "I'll let you off with a warning, but drive safely speeding again." I took off and pushed down the accelerator again, burning trail to the track. I made the race, but wished I didn't. Poolside Pete took a shit on me and finished 4th, and I had the fucker keyed in an exacta and a trifecta. Without Pete, I was fucked. So I bought 2 Heinekens and started pounding hard..soon I was betting the chariot races from Jersey on simulcast..did ok, and broke even. Sorry to ramble.

Use a fucking phone and a bookie next time. Get a line set up.

[portland]

Picked up a quart of neopolitan ice cream on the way home from work today, little did i know i would be stuck in traffic for nearly an hr & a half by the time i got home almost all of it was melted. I'm still pissed....

New MR nicname? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzee942Q_SY

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH love this song!