Time to retire GEORGE LYNCH, too? :)

[Rip Rokken]

That old, walking piece of beef jerky can't play anymore, anyway. LOL. I saw this video of Eden's Curse guitarist Thorsten Koehne putting everyone to shame at NAMM a few years ago and the dude is just a MASTER:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyuQ7K3ck8g

SWEEP PICKING!!!! Just makes me shake my head in disbelief...

[verslibre]

Sorry, Rip. That shit is B-O-R-I-N-G. All technique. Or more like all "espresso" and zilcho expression.

This dude listened to Yngwie's first five records until he was assimilated like one of the Borg. If you'd played it for me sans video (just audio), I'd have even thought it was Yngwank or Michael Romeo (Symphony X) or "one of those guys"...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

There are too many guys who play like this, and I notice the overwhelming majority of them are Euros.

[slucero]

+1 (yawn)

[Rip Rokken]

Ok, I know, I know, it's a very common colder Yngwie style - can't deny that. I'm mainly looking at just the skill and watching his fingers. I'm a guitar player too, but there's just no way I could ever get both my hands in such absolute coordination like that so it's really fun to watch people play that well.

I was kidding about dumping Lynch, too. I think he's playing in Dallas tonight in a jam onstage with Neal Schon. Very tempted to go!

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

Ok, I know, I know, it's a very common colder Yngwie style - can't deny that. I'm mainly looking at just the skill and watching his fingers. I'm a guitar player too, but there's just no way I could ever get both my hands in such absolute coordination like that so it's really fun to watch people play that well.

I was kidding about dumping Lynch, too. I think he's playing in Dallas tonight in a jam onstage with Neal Schon. Very tempted to go!

about your sig...I was front row at Mrfest 1 when Michael sang with the allstars. the MR girls are the bestest on the planet and we will be dressed to the nines so he doesn't need to worry.

perhaps he should define best looking women. hmmmm. we will all be wearing our own breasts, fyi, so we may not qualify!!! hehe.

just being a smart ash tonight. ha!

I hope someone goes to that Dallas thing--we'll need news.

[Rip Rokken]

about your sig...I was front row at Mrfest 1 when Michael sang with the allstars. the MR girls are the bestest on the planet and we will be dressed to the nines so he doesn't need to worry.

perhaps he should define best looking women. hmmmm. we will all be wearing our own breasts, fyi, so we may not qualify!!! hehe.

I was JUST about to ask you and Fu! You two are a lock, and I know you'll do anything to be on a DVD... haha!

I told Michael MR was full of supermodels, so I guess that means the chicas!

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

about your sig...I was front row at Mrfest 1 when Michael sang with the allstars. the MR girls are the bestest on the planet and we will be dressed to the nines so he doesn't need to worry.

perhaps he should define best looking women. hmmmm. we will all be wearing our own breasts, fyi, so we may not qualify!!! hehe.

I was JUST about to ask you and Fu! You two are a lock, and I know you'll do anything to be on a DVD... haha!

I told Michael MR was full of supermodels, so I guess that means the chicas!

well naturally. if any UNchica is planning on crashing the front row, they'd better be ready for the "hooch schooch". hehehe

Linda is worshipping at the altar of shred in Dallas. just got an iphone pic of Neal. can we figure out how to get George for her?

[RocknRoll]

about your sig...I was front row at Mrfest 1 when Michael sang with the allstars. the MR girls are the bestest on the planet and we will be dressed to the nines so he doesn't need to worry.

perhaps he should define best looking women. hmmmm. we will all be wearing our own breasts, fyi, so we may not qualify!!! hehe.

I was JUST about to ask you and Fu! You two are a lock, and I know you'll do anything to be on a DVD... haha!

I told Michael MR was full of supermodels, so I guess that means the chicas!

well naturally. if any UNchica is planning on crashing the front row, they'd better be ready for the "hooch schooch". hehehe

Linda is worshipping at the altar of shred in Dallas. just got an iphone pic of Neal. can we figure out how to get George for her?

It's great to hear Linda is in Dallas. Expect to see some cool pics/vids. Now why aren't you there?

[Rip Rokken]

Linda is worshipping at the altar of shred in Dallas. just got an iphone pic of Neal. can we figure out how to get George for her?

I really wanted to go, but had a ton of yard work to do this weekend. Yes, pics and videos are a must, and I know she won't disappoint. I think George was scheduled to be in the All Star Jam with Neal, and then is playing solo tonight I believe! Hope she can stick around for that!

I'll report back to Michael Eden that we have two chicas slated for the front row. If it's already packed, I'm counting on you and your elbows to help clear the way. I'm also hoping to find 2 virgins to sacrifice to him, and may need to go downstairs to the Bryan Adams board to recruit. That shouldn't be too hard.

Please bring a portable Mary Kay concert kit so we can get powdered up for the cameras!