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Postby parfait » Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:38 pm

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Melissa wrote:She's not disputing the facts about Vitamin D. Yes you need sun
exposure to synthesize it, you do NOT however have to TAN to
do that.

Tan skin= COOKED skin. Fact.


Wait... Are you a nurse? :lol:

Tanning is basically sun exposure, but done in a controlled manner.


No, tanning is not basic sun exposure and there is question as to whether 30 min without sunscreen could increase your skin cancer risks. So it's better to get the minimum than to go for that "healthy but I'll look like I have leather for skin when Im 50" look.

You grew up in a country that has sunlight probably 1% of the year. We laugh at people like you who come to disney world looking like ghosts who have red paint streaked on them from their lack of realization their skin can't handle the florida sun WITHOUT sunscreen. You can ALWAYS point out the Europeans, and no not just from their funny clothes and shoes :wink: :lol: I have lived 20 years in the sunshine state. I think my vitamin D will be just fine minus the skin cancer risk and old lady skin :P


Most of my family is from South of France (Catalan). I think I can handle the heat. My offer still stands about the guest house. Come on over, and we'll see who's most bronze. :wink:


Having family in France, and LIVING in the arctic are two different things. Bodies adjust and the darkest of people can become pale there. I wasn't born yesterday ya know. And I am half Italian, so I have a natural bronze that gets darker in the sun WITH sunscreen. 50 SPF too. Since I've lived here I really don't get pale. My whole point with this was that you HAVE to limit your exposure without sunscreen. Facts are on my side with that. You are talking about a completely different thing when you are concerned with bronzing your body and keeping it that way. And I BET the jury is still out on your dad and his skin. Is your dad even old enough to see the damage yet? :lol: I see those leather skinned lizard people at the beach. The ones who are 60 and look 80. NO THANKS!!!!!!!


Blablabla. My dad is 57.

You're just talk. Come on over and we'll see, Lynn.
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Postby Melissa » Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:39 pm

Looks good? :lol: Have fun looking like an alligator later on :lol:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:01 pm

parfait wrote:Blablabla. My dad is 57.

You're just talk. Come on over and we'll see, Lynn.


Wow, what a great argument :lol: And sure, who needs chicago and an MRfest, I'll just change my flight France bound :roll: :P :lol:
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Postby lights1961 » Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:03 pm

just tan moderatly... ;-) Lynn you know you tanned as a teenager up north, that first breath of 80 degree sunny hot day, there was nothing that felt better after a long winter!! My sisters did it, their friends did it... heck even my friends and I did it!! LOL! It was all the rage with the girls/guys back in the 70s and early 80s. nothing harmful about a few days of tanning!! I miss those lazy days...
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Postby Behshad » Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:45 pm

parfait in 5 years
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Postby Melissa » Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:54 pm

That episode was hysterical! :lol: And that ^^^ pic above... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby parfait » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:13 am

lights1961 wrote:just tan moderatly... ;-) Lynn you know you tanned as a teenager up north, that first breath of 80 degree sunny hot day, there was nothing that felt better after a long winter!! My sisters did it, their friends did it... heck even my friends and I did it!! LOL! It was all the rage with the girls/guys back in the 70s and early 80s. nothing harmful about a few days of tanning!! I miss those lazy days... And pretty please, would you bitches (Beshad included of course) shut the hell up already?! Jeesh, you ladies need to get done with the lunch break and get back to choking on dicks. At least then you're a bit useful. Parfait is just way too awesome and smart. Love you dude. <3


The choking part was a bit much, but listen to the man. Lights1961; you've always been my favorite poster.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:19 am

Let's not forget the basic premise: A man tanning for the sake of tanning is gay. It's one thing to incidentally achieve it through outdoor sports and recreation. It's a whole other thing to go lay outside with tanning as your goal or worse, to go to a fucking tanning bed :lol: . GAY
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Postby Behshad » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:20 am

parfait wrote:
lights1961 wrote:just tan moderatly... ;-) Lynn you know you tanned as a teenager up north, that first breath of 80 degree sunny hot day, there was nothing that felt better after a long winter!! My sisters did it, their friends did it... heck even my friends and I did it!! LOL! It was all the rage with the girls/guys back in the 70s and early 80s. nothing harmful about a few days of tanning!! I miss those lazy days... And pretty please, Parfait, can you educate us if you tan before you take a golden shower or after ? Its natural for an eskimo like you to want to lock yourself in a tanning booth all day long while popping enlarge it pills, you scandinavian fuck :twisted: <3


The choking part was a bit much, but listen to the man. Lights1961; you've always been my favorite poster.


He is my favorite poster too! :twisted:
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Postby Behshad » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:20 am

Ehwmatt wrote:Let's not forget the basic premise: A man tanning for the sake of tanning is gay. It's one thing to incidentally achieve it through outdoor sports and recreation. It's a whole other thing to go lay outside with tanning as your goal or worse, to go to a fucking tanning bed :lol: . GAY


Wouldnt you expect anything less from PeePeeBarfGay !? :lol: :twisted:
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Postby parfait » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:29 am

Ehwmatt wrote:Let's not forget the basic premise: A man tanning for the sake of tanning is gay. It's one thing to incidentally achieve it through outdoor sports and recreation. It's a whole other thing to go lay outside with tanning as your goal or worse, to go to a fucking tanning bed :lol: . GAY


You guys are funny; I'll give you that. I was tanning on my balcony. But you guys got to stop being so judgmental. I tan, use cleanser and moisturizers, cut my hair every second week, eat healhty, work out, use paste, rarely drink beer, use good perfume and got a interest for quality fashion (Lanvin, YSL, RL etc).

But I get more beautiful poontang than you guys will ever, ever get. :wink:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:31 am

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Ehwmatt wrote:Let's not forget the basic premise: A man tanning for the sake of tanning is gay. It's one thing to incidentally achieve it through outdoor sports and recreation. It's a whole other thing to go lay outside with tanning as your goal or worse, to go to a fucking tanning bed :lol: . GAY


You guys are funny; I'll give you that. I was tanning on my balcony. But you guys got to stop being so judgmental. I tan, use cleanser and moisturizers, cut my hair every second week, eat healhty, work out, use paste, rarely drink beer, use good perfume and got a interest for quality fashion (Lanvin, YSL, RL etc).

But I get more beautiful poontang than you guys will ever, ever get. :wink:


You wear "perfume" and you have an interest for "fashion" too :shock: :lol: ok, this is all starting to makes sense now... :twisted: :lol:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:35 am

Vitamin D is my favorite nutrient!! I feel euphoric in the sunshine, doesn't
the sunshine/Vitamin D cause the release of endorphins?!?
Have you ever seen your little puppy lying in the driveway, face towards the sun with a
big fat smile on her little face?!?! That's ME!! :wink:
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Postby Behshad » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:39 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
parfait wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:Let's not forget the basic premise: A man tanning for the sake of tanning is gay. It's one thing to incidentally achieve it through outdoor sports and recreation. It's a whole other thing to go lay outside with tanning as your goal or worse, to go to a fucking tanning bed :lol: . GAY


You guys are funny; I'll give you that. I was tanning on my balcony. But you guys got to stop being so judgmental. I tan, use cleanser and moisturizers, cut my hair every second week, eat healhty, work out, use paste, rarely drink beer, use good perfume and got a interest for quality fashion (Lanvin, YSL, RL etc).

But I get more beautiful poontang than you guys will ever, ever get. :wink:


You wear "perfume" and you have an interest for "fashion" too :shock: :lol: ok, this is all starting to makes sense now... :twisted: :lol:


Yep , with that Jean Nate he uses , I dont think ANY OF US GUYS want ANY of that POONTANG he gets,,, well except for JasonD ......maybe !!! :lol: :twisted:
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Postby Behshad » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:43 am

Poontang Parfait style..... :lol: He gets a hair cut every "second week" , so it matches his shower schedule :lol:

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Postby StevePerryHair » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:46 am

Behshad wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
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Ehwmatt wrote:Let's not forget the basic premise: A man tanning for the sake of tanning is gay. It's one thing to incidentally achieve it through outdoor sports and recreation. It's a whole other thing to go lay outside with tanning as your goal or worse, to go to a fucking tanning bed :lol: . GAY


You guys are funny; I'll give you that. I was tanning on my balcony. But you guys got to stop being so judgmental. I tan, use cleanser and moisturizers, cut my hair every second week, eat healhty, work out, use paste, rarely drink beer, use good perfume and got a interest for quality fashion (Lanvin, YSL, RL etc).

But I get more beautiful poontang than you guys will ever, ever get. :wink:


You wear "perfume" and you have an interest for "fashion" too :shock: :lol: ok, this is all starting to makes sense now... :twisted: :lol:


Yep , with that Jean Nate he uses , I dont think ANY OF US GUYS want ANY of that POONTANG he gets,,, well except for JasonD ......maybe !!! :lol: :twisted:


What is paste and what is he using that for? :lol: does he mean toothpaste? Is that supposed to impress us? :lol:
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Postby Behshad » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:48 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
Behshad wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
parfait wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:Let's not forget the basic premise: A man tanning for the sake of tanning is gay. It's one thing to incidentally achieve it through outdoor sports and recreation. It's a whole other thing to go lay outside with tanning as your goal or worse, to go to a fucking tanning bed :lol: . GAY


You guys are funny; I'll give you that. I was tanning on my balcony. But you guys got to stop being so judgmental. I tan, use cleanser and moisturizers, cut my hair every second week, eat healhty, work out, use paste, rarely drink beer, use good perfume and got a interest for quality fashion (Lanvin, YSL, RL etc).

But I get more beautiful poontang than you guys will ever, ever get. :wink:


You wear "perfume" and you have an interest for "fashion" too :shock: :lol: ok, this is all starting to makes sense now... :twisted: :lol:


Yep , with that Jean Nate he uses , I dont think ANY OF US GUYS want ANY of that POONTANG he gets,,, well except for JasonD ......maybe !!! :lol: :twisted:

What is paste and what is he using that for? :lol: does he mean toothpaste? Is that supposed to impress us? :lol:

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Postby Ehwmatt » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:49 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
Behshad wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
parfait wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:Let's not forget the basic premise: A man tanning for the sake of tanning is gay. It's one thing to incidentally achieve it through outdoor sports and recreation. It's a whole other thing to go lay outside with tanning as your goal or worse, to go to a fucking tanning bed :lol: . GAY


You guys are funny; I'll give you that. I was tanning on my balcony. But you guys got to stop being so judgmental. I tan, use cleanser and moisturizers, cut my hair every second week, eat healhty, work out, use paste, rarely drink beer, use good perfume and got a interest for quality fashion (Lanvin, YSL, RL etc).

But I get more beautiful poontang than you guys will ever, ever get. :wink:


You wear "perfume" and you have an interest for "fashion" too :shock: :lol: ok, this is all starting to makes sense now... :twisted: :lol:


Yep , with that Jean Nate he uses , I dont think ANY OF US GUYS want ANY of that POONTANG he gets,,, well except for JasonD ......maybe !!! :lol: :twisted:


What is paste and what is he using that for? :lol: does he mean toothpaste? Is that supposed to impress us? :lol:


I'm assuming he means pomade/gel.
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Postby Melissa » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:01 am

StevePerryHair wrote:What is paste and what is he using that for? :lol: does he mean toothpaste? Is that supposed to impress us? :lol:


I'm guessing toothpaste? :lol: I didn't know men actually use moisturizers too, being hairy and all :lol:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:12 am

Melissa wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:What is paste and what is he using that for? :lol: does he mean toothpaste? Is that supposed to impress us? :lol:


I'm guessing toothpaste? :lol: I didn't know men actually use moisturizers too, being hairy and all :lol:


He probably shaves too :wink: :lol:
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