Hasslehoff - DSB

[Behshad]

Performed by "TV Land Glee"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOS_KSn3_xU

[Michigan Girl]

Not Bad!!

[bluejeangirl76]

Ohhhhh no no no no no no no no no noooooooooo. No.

Make that go away!

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[StevePerryHair]

I really don't think I even want to open this

[The Sushi Hunter]

I really don't think I even want to open this

I won't open it either. Are we talking that 80's tv show Night Rider Hasslehoff? If so....Hasslehoff's a dope!

Yikes! They should rename this one the "birth control song" because no one's going to be getting in the mood to lay pipe listening to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR4HAqj32mM

I had absolutely no idea this guy ever was trying a singing career. Another piece of information extracted from this wonderful forum.

Watching this video confirms one thing, you got money you can just about do anything. Actually this is almost worse than watching a Rick Rolled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a3_FNTyz8M

The "Winning The Lottery" video. This one's really cool, he even did some filming in Haiti on this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOofy2cL9VM

[Frontiers65]

My god that was horrible! That was like a nightmare.

[lights1961]

I really don't think I even want to open this

SENIOR GLEE!! I saw clips on ET over the weekend... and went NOOOOOOOOOO
Please make DSB go away forever!!

[bluejeangirl76]

I really don't think I even want to open this

SENIOR GLEE!! I saw clips on ET over the weekend... and went NOOOOOOOOOO
Please make DSB go away forever!!

No... just make David Hasselhoff go away forever.

[Michigan Girl]

I really don't think I even want to open this

SENIOR GLEE!! I saw clips on ET over the weekend... and went NOOOOOOOOOO
Please make DSB go away forever!!

No... just make David Hasselhoff go away forever.

So you agree that the America's Got Talent judge ... don't got no talent!?!

[LtVanish]

I really don't think I even want to open this

I decided to and now my day is ruined.

[rockinfayrose]

I'm actually embarrassed for David Hasselhoff everytime I hear him sing It reminds me of the American Idol auditions where the family of the wannabe superstars are feeding into their belief that they can actually sing instead of telling it straight, "YOU SUCK!" Now David, go have a drink and console yourself to the fact that you should never sing again

[Jana]

I'm actually embarrassed for David Hasselhoff everytime I hear him sing It reminds me of the American Idol auditions where the family of the wannabe superstars are feeding into their belief that they can actually sing instead of telling it straight, "YOU SUCK!" Now David, go have a drink and console yourself to the fact that you should never sing again

back in the day he was a big musical act in Europe. They loved him.

[rockinfayrose]

I'm actually embarrassed for David Hasselhoff everytime I hear him sing It reminds me of the American Idol auditions where the family of the wannabe superstars are feeding into their belief that they can actually sing instead of telling it straight, "YOU SUCK!" Now David, go have a drink and console yourself to the fact that you should never sing again

back in the day he was a big musical act in Europe. They loved him.

I know but...David is a nice guy and all, there's just something that looks so corny about seeing him sing . A lot of questionable things are exceptable in Europe anyway

[The Sushi Hunter]

I'm actually embarrassed for David Hasselhoff everytime I hear him sing It reminds me of the American Idol auditions where the family of the wannabe superstars are feeding into their belief that they can actually sing instead of telling it straight, "YOU SUCK!" Now David, go have a drink and console yourself to the fact that you should never sing again

I heard this guy sing for the very first time less then 24 hours ago. Listening to him sing and watching his performance reminds me alot about that movie back in the early 90's called "The Advantures of Ford Fairlane" with Andrew Dice Clay. The kid who's singing and overhears Wayne Newton talk about how bad he sucks. I think this part of the movie was based on David Hasselhoff's actual singing career.

I've seen a few actors throughout my life who tried to do a singing career after being on tv. Most of them were really not that great. But this guy takes the cake, his singing ability and stage performance is on the same lines as a great big hot juicy shit sandwich.

[Everett]

You guys should've saw him as the guest host of monday night raw a couple weeks ago one word: awful

[rockinfayrose]

I'm actually embarrassed for David Hasselhoff everytime I hear him sing It reminds me of the American Idol auditions where the family of the wannabe superstars are feeding into their belief that they can actually sing instead of telling it straight, "YOU SUCK!" Now David, go have a drink and console yourself to the fact that you should never sing again

I heard this guy sing for the very first time less then 24 hours ago. Listening to him sing and watching his performance reminds me alot about that movie back in the early 90's called "The Advantures of Ford Fairlane" with Andrew Dice Clay. The kid who's singing and overhears Wayne Newton talk about how bad he sucks. I think this part of the movie was based on David Hasselhoff's actual singing career.

I've seen a few actors throughout my life who tried to do a singing career after being on tv. Most of them were really not that great. But this guy takes the cake, his singing ability and stage performance is on the same lines as a great big hot juicy shit sandwich.

Good Analogy

[The Sushi Hunter]

You guys should've saw him as the guest host of monday night raw a couple weeks ago one word: awful

About a minute into this, you can relive the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4UupEM5kZA

[Everett]

You guys should've saw him as the guest host of monday night raw a couple weeks ago one word: awful

About a minute into this, you can relive the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4UupEM5kZA

No thank you watching it once was bad enough lol I still wonder how they were able to get the KITT car isn't that thing almost 30 years old???

[The Sushi Hunter]

You guys should've saw him as the guest host of monday night raw a couple weeks ago one word: awful

About a minute into this, you can relive the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4UupEM5kZA

No thank you watching it once was bad enough lol I still wonder how they were able to get the KITT car isn't that thing almost 30 years old???

Yeah, actually it's a miracle he didn't run over a bunch of people on his drive into the arena....his problems with alcohol and all.

[Everett]

You guys should've saw him as the guest host of monday night raw a couple weeks ago one word: awful

About a minute into this, you can relive the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4UupEM5kZA

No thank you watching it once was bad enough lol I still wonder how they were able to get the KITT car isn't that thing almost 30 years old???

Yeah, actually it's a miracle he didn't run over a bunch of people on his drive into the arena....his problems with alcohol and all.

lol i hope he was sober when he was driving

[stevew2]

Id like to bang his daughter

[Everett]

Id like to bang his daughter

You're making jasond jealous

[The Sushi Hunter]

You guys should've saw him as the guest host of monday night raw a couple weeks ago one word: awful

About a minute into this, you can relive the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4UupEM5kZA

No thank you watching it once was bad enough lol I still wonder how they were able to get the KITT car isn't that thing almost 30 years old???

Yeah, actually it's a miracle he didn't run over a bunch of people on his drive into the arena....his problems with alcohol and all.

lol i hope he was sober when he was driving

Too bad Eve torres didn't kick him square in the nut sack when she came up on the stage to meet him. That would have been more funnier then watching Danny Bonaduce knock out Johnny Jonny FairPlay's teeth by throwing him over his head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9wK2hFmxT4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PdjvYUzpns&NR=1

[Everett]

You guys should've saw him as the guest host of monday night raw a couple weeks ago one word: awful

About a minute into this, you can relive the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4UupEM5kZA

No thank you watching it once was bad enough lol I still wonder how they were able to get the KITT car isn't that thing almost 30 years old???

Yeah, actually it's a miracle he didn't run over a bunch of people on his drive into the arena....his problems with alcohol and all.

lol i hope he was sober when he was driving

Too bad Eve torres didn't kick him square in the nut sack when she came up on the stage to meet him. That would have been more funnier then watching Danny Bonaduce knock out Johnny Jonny FairPlay's teeth by throwing him over his head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1_VjxFTUmM

I don't know why they gave her the belt i love maryse

[squirt1]

I don't even know what show this was on, but Adam Lambert DID pull off the Perry sound on the AI tour. Some of these people just need to GO AWAY ! Go away David !

[The Sushi Hunter]

Performed by "TV Land Glee"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOS_KSn3_xU

OK, curiosity got me to watch this. I saw what I pretty much expected to see and hear from this clown. This guy is a bottom of the barrel karaoke singer. You know when you go to a karaoke club and there are those types that just can't sing what so ever. I don't mind a bad singer at karaoke because it's just supposed to be fun there and all with everyone singing no matter how good or bad they are. But this guy is unique because for whatever reason he seriously thinks he's the bomb. Has he ever done an interview where he was asked about his singing and performance ability? Has anyone ever really told him during an interview how bad he sings and performs? This guy is in need of a serious reality check, about 20 years over due.

I can honestly say with pride that I've never seen an episode of either Knight Rider or Bay Watch. I've heard of them, I know of their existance and I've seen little clips of them on tv during station breaks. From what I ever saw, the guy was a total hack. Cheesy actor at best. But like I said earlier, just goes to show that people with money can try and do just about anything they want.

[The Sushi Hunter]

A great idea would be to have famous people go on a show set up like American Idol. It would be like Dancing with the Stars but they would sing instead of dance. Hasseloff would get gonged off the stage within the first 15 seconds, unless the judges wanted to keep the audience in tears laughing at him longer.

[Triple S]

A great idea would be to have famous people go on a show set up like American Idol. It would be like Dancing with the Stars but they would sing instead of dance. Hasseloff would get gonged off the stage within the first 15 seconds, unless the judges wanted to keep the audience in tears laughing at him longer.

It's been done - sort of - Celebrity Duets. Celebrities sang with real singers. Here's one clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLLOFa2h0PA

The funniest part of this show was Little Richard as one of the judges - never understood a word he said

[The Sushi Hunter]

A great idea would be to have famous people go on a show set up like American Idol. It would be like Dancing with the Stars but they would sing instead of dance. Hasseloff would get gonged off the stage within the first 15 seconds, unless the judges wanted to keep the audience in tears laughing at him longer.

It's been done - sort of - Celebrity Duets. Celebrities sang with real singers. Here's one clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLLOFa2h0PA

The funniest part of this show was Little Richard as one of the judges - never understood a word he said

Obviously they rehearsed the piss out of that song before they actually did it in front of the audience on the show. They all knew the parts that they would be singing. Never heard of this show being on, I don't watch tv, which is probably the reason for that. I'd like to see solo singers attempt entire songs though, a line here and a line there throughout a song isn't too revealing and challenging for anyone.