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StocktontoMalone wrote:Just wondering what you folks (male and female) thought about them...
Myself, I pretty much don't get the appeal. I'm 100% male, and have NO latent homosexual tendencies, so can it - Matt, Deano, Behshad, and Dan...lol. To me, if I can't have the real thing I don't want some waif-like coke whore shaking it in my face....I have been a couple of times...21st b-day, for instance....I also think it appeals to a certain type of guy. Guys that don't get attention that way in real life...and guys that think a women like that will want to be with them in the end. Anyway....that's my .02
AlteredDNA wrote:I used to live with a dancer, so my views on the "normal" strip club experience are probably a bit different than most...
Michigan Girl wrote:yay!!!
I used to love going to see the Chippendales whenever they were in town!!
stevew2 wrote:No its a prick tease, i got kicked out of the last one, its like going to a buffet with handcuffs on, unless you can get a lapdance for 20 bucks, and dont mind you own slime in your under shorts afterwards
I bet you liked getting "backroomed" fat asssteveo777 wrote:stevew2 wrote:No its a prick tease, i got kicked out of the last one, its like going to a buffet with handcuffs on, unless you can get a lapdance for 20 bucks, and dont mind you own slime in your under shorts afterwards
LOL, get backroomed. There will be no slime in your undershorts.
stevew2 wrote:I like jizzhut and keeze movies betterThenightbull wrote:I'd say nay i can get all the porn i want for FREE over @ x tube and for only two bucks over @ mr skin![]()
im not kidding, type it in,check it out, Beshed likes the gay catagoryThenightbull wrote:stevew2 wrote:I like jizzhut and keeze movies betterThenightbull wrote:I'd say nay i can get all the porn i want for FREE over @ x tube and for only two bucks over @ mr skin![]()
jizzhut?? to quote MG "i'am lmao"
stevew2 wrote:im not kidding, type it in,check it out, Beshed likes the gay catagoryThenightbull wrote:stevew2 wrote:I like jizzhut and keeze movies betterThenightbull wrote:I'd say nay i can get all the porn i want for FREE over @ x tube and for only two bucks over @ mr skin![]()
jizzhut?? to quote MG "i'am lmao"
StocktontoMalone wrote:Just wondering what you folks (male and female) thought about them...
Myself, I pretty much don't get the appeal. I'm 100% male, and have NO latent homosexual tendencies, so can it - Matt, Deano, Behshad, and Dan...lol. To me, if I can't have the real thing I don't want some waif-like coke whore shaking it in my face....I have been a couple of times...21st b-day, for instance....I also think it appeals to a certain type of guy. Guys that don't get attention that way in real life...and guys that think a women like that will want to be with them in the end. Anyway....that's my .02
YoungJRNY wrote:StocktontoMalone wrote:Just wondering what you folks (male and female) thought about them...
Myself, I pretty much don't get the appeal. I'm 100% male, and have NO latent homosexual tendencies, so can it - Matt, Deano, Behshad, and Dan...lol. To me, if I can't have the real thing I don't want some waif-like coke whore shaking it in my face....I have been a couple of times...21st b-day, for instance....I also think it appeals to a certain type of guy. Guys that don't get attention that way in real life...and guys that think a women like that will want to be with them in the end. Anyway....that's my .02
Never been to a strip club, and never plan to. I smell the S.T.D from a mile away and have enough dignity to never step foot into such a place where women have no self respect and/or are on crack. End of story.
Behshad wrote:YoungJRNY wrote:StocktontoMalone wrote:Just wondering what you folks (male and female) thought about them...
Myself, I pretty much don't get the appeal. I'm 100% male, and have NO latent homosexual tendencies, so can it - Matt, Deano, Behshad, and Dan...lol. To me, if I can't have the real thing I don't want some waif-like coke whore shaking it in my face....I have been a couple of times...21st b-day, for instance....I also think it appeals to a certain type of guy. Guys that don't get attention that way in real life...and guys that think a women like that will want to be with them in the end. Anyway....that's my .02
Never been to a strip club, and never plan to. I smell the S.T.D from a mile away and have enough dignity to never step foot into such a place where women have no self respect and/or are on crack. End of story.
I have to take you to Landingstrip where you can see that there are nice clean stripjoints where you can actually enjoy yourself ,,, valet parking, great food and drinks and super nice friendly hot girls....
hoagiepete wrote:Here's the analogy I often use...
It is like going to your favorite steak house...
As you walk in, the air in the room is full of freshly grilling steaks. You notice the freezer of various cuts of meat, a size for any appetite.
You are escorted to your table and soon a nice person with an array of great looking steaks arrives from which to choose.
You pick that perfect steak, just the right cut and size. Thick, plump, juicy.
Unique to this restaurant is they even cook it to perfection right in front of you. Hmmmm. Looks good and smells great. Shit my mouth is watering!
Once it is cooked to your liking, they place it on a plate and put it right in front of you where you can get a great look and ooooo the aroma. You can just taste that first hot, juicy bite!
They hand you the silverware and just when you are ready to cut into that perfect slice of meat...they yank it away and say...ah ah ah! You can look, but don't even think about eating it.
Oh f me!!!!! Come on!
Then, comes the tab for the steak you never got to eat.
You then leave, a lot poorer and really hungry...and most likely head to McDonalds for a hamburger.
To me, this seems a bit like torture. Why do it?
YoungJRNY wrote:hoagiepete wrote:Here's the analogy I often use...
It is like going to your favorite steak house...
As you walk in, the air in the room is full of freshly grilling steaks. You notice the freezer of various cuts of meat, a size for any appetite.
You are escorted to your table and soon a nice person with an array of great looking steaks arrives from which to choose.
You pick that perfect steak, just the right cut and size. Thick, plump, juicy.
Unique to this restaurant is they even cook it to perfection right in front of you. Hmmmm. Looks good and smells great. Shit my mouth is watering!
Once it is cooked to your liking, they place it on a plate and put it right in front of you where you can get a great look and ooooo the aroma. You can just taste that first hot, juicy bite!
They hand you the silverware and just when you are ready to cut into that perfect slice of meat...they yank it away and say...ah ah ah! You can look, but don't even think about eating it.
Oh f me!!!!! Come on!
Then, comes the tab for the steak you never got to eat.
You then leave, a lot poorer and really hungry...and most likely head to McDonalds for a hamburger.
To me, this seems a bit like torture. Why do it?
Disturbing, but yet.. very..
..very true.
hoagiepete wrote:Here's the analogy I often use...
It is like going to your favorite steak house...
As you walk in, the air in the room is full of freshly grilling steaks. You notice the freezer of various cuts of meat, a size for any appetite.
You are escorted to your table and soon a nice person with an array of great looking steaks arrives from which to choose.
You pick that perfect steak, just the right cut and size. Thick, plump, juicy.
Unique to this restaurant is they even cook it to perfection right in front of you. Hmmmm. Looks good and smells great. Shit my mouth is watering!
Once it is cooked to your liking, they place it on a plate and put it right in front of you where you can get a great look and ooooo the aroma. You can just taste that first hot, juicy bite!
They hand you the silverware and just when you are ready to cut into that perfect slice of meat...they yank it away and say...ah ah ah! You can look, but don't even think about eating it.
Oh f me!!!!! Come on!
Then, comes the tab for the steak you never got to eat.
You then leave, a lot poorer and really hungry...and most likely head to McDonalds for a hamburger.
To me, this seems a bit like torture. Why do it?
Ehwmatt wrote:YoungJRNY wrote:hoagiepete wrote:Here's the analogy I often use...
It is like going to your favorite steak house...
As you walk in, the air in the room is full of freshly grilling steaks. You notice the freezer of various cuts of meat, a size for any appetite.
You are escorted to your table and soon a nice person with an array of great looking steaks arrives from which to choose.
You pick that perfect steak, just the right cut and size. Thick, plump, juicy.
Unique to this restaurant is they even cook it to perfection right in front of you. Hmmmm. Looks good and smells great. Shit my mouth is watering!
Once it is cooked to your liking, they place it on a plate and put it right in front of you where you can get a great look and ooooo the aroma. You can just taste that first hot, juicy bite!
They hand you the silverware and just when you are ready to cut into that perfect slice of meat...they yank it away and say...ah ah ah! You can look, but don't even think about eating it.
Oh f me!!!!! Come on!
Then, comes the tab for the steak you never got to eat.
You then leave, a lot poorer and really hungry...and most likely head to McDonalds for a hamburger.
To me, this seems a bit like torture. Why do it?
Disturbing, but yet.. very..
..very true.
Very true if you go there for sexual gratification. If you just go there to relax and have a fun time that is sure to produce some funny moments when you turn down the greedy ho's lookin to swindle you out of your money while you're drunk and/or watchng your too drunk fun blow tons of money on a stupid stripper, it is well worth the occasional trip.
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