Where's parfait?

[Ehwmatt]

?????

[G.I.Jim]

?????

T-bone strikes again?

[Don]

Here.

[Rip Rokken]

T-bone strikes again?

I looked up "T-Boned" on UrbanDictionary and found this:

T-boned 21 up, 83 down
The process of one's willy, whilst erect, being slapped across another's face. Usually resulting in a nice big red slap-mark.

Is that what happened to him?!?

[Jana]

Maybe Tbone banning him for nothing, even though letting him back on after complaints, insulted Parfait. He's a sensitive soul.

[Don]

He was just browsing here earlier, there probably isn't anything he's interested in commenting on.. I'm struggling with that myself as of late.

And you have to remember he's 6 to 11 hours ahead depending where we're posting from.

[Ehwmatt]

Maybe he's at Roland Garros watching the French Open.

[Don]

It's 10:40pm in Paris, the only backhands he's seeing around this time of night probably don't involve tennis rackets.

[Jana]

Maybe he's changed his name.

[Everett]

The real question is where the hell is b???

[steveo777]

Maybe he is being taken to task for peeing in that girl's mouth.

?????

T-bone strikes again?

Maybe he got T-Bagged

[Duncan]

Maybe he is being taken to task for peeing in that girl's mouth.

Have you ever been to France? They have a badge for that in their boy scouts. The fact is that it's not much different then drinking the water that comes out the taps.

[Rip Rokken]

Maybe he is being taken to task for peeing in that girl's mouth.

Have you ever been to France? They have a badge for that in their boy scouts. The fact is that it's not much different then drinking the water that comes out the taps.

Is that why Deano says they have brown chicklets?

[Duncan]

Maybe he is being taken to task for peeing in that girl's mouth.

Have you ever been to France? They have a badge for that in their boy scouts. The fact is that it's not much different then drinking the water that comes out the taps.

Is that why Deano says they have brown chicklets?

The French don't have brown chicklets. That's us Brits. Having breath like an open sewer is attractive to Northern girls.

[Duncan]

Just realised. It's Eurovision night. Parfait is in a bar watching the show. The French are one of the favourites.

[Rip Rokken]

Maybe he is being taken to task for peeing in that girl's mouth.

Have you ever been to France? They have a badge for that in their boy scouts. The fact is that it's not much different then drinking the water that comes out the taps.

Is that why Deano says they have brown chicklets?

The French don't have brown chicklets. That's us Brits. Having breath like an open sewer is attractive to Northern girls.

!!!

[Don]

Just realised. It's Eurovision night. Parfait is in a bar watching the show. The French are one of the favourites.

One of the few songs sang entirely in Spanish to make it onto Billboard's Hot 100 chart, got all the way to #9.

Eres tú Eurovisión 1973 - Mocedades

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfX-KSbf ... re=related

I used to here this on the radio all the time in the early 70s.

[The Sushi Hunter]

Maybe he is being taken to task for peeing in that girl's mouth.

Have you ever been to France? They have a badge for that in their boy scouts. The fact is that it's not much different then drinking the water that comes out the taps.

Is that why Deano says they have brown chicklets?

The French don't have brown chicklets. That's us Brits. Having breath like an open sewer is attractive to Northern girls.

They call that "Balot Breath" in the Philippines. Mabaho!!!!!!

[parfait]

Maybe he's at Roland Garros watching the French Open.

Nah, man. That's in Paris, and I rarely go there. It's a criminal and tourist infested shit hole.

I'm not gone, just don't see the point of posting anymore. Nothing is going on with Journey and there's rarely a decent argument around here anymore either, so there's no point in hanging around. The last nail in the coffin was that MG has found herself a new internet puppy (TNB) - I guess she prefers a guy that can recite the Burger King menu by heart.

[steveo777]

Maybe he's at Roland Garros watching the French Open.

Nah, man. That's in Paris, and I rarely go there. It's a criminal and tourist infested shit hole.

I'm not gone, just don't see the point of posting anymore. Nothing is going on with Journey and there's rarely a decent argument around here anymore either, so there's no point in hanging around. The last nail in the coffin was that MG has found herself a new internet puppy (TNB) - I guess she prefers a guy that can recite the Burger King menu by heart.

Ah, so your cougar dumped you for an even bigger idiot? That or she got tired of your smelly pits.....

[Babyblue]

Maybe he's at Roland Garros watching the French Open.

Nah, man. That's in Paris, and I rarely go there. It's a criminal and tourist infested shit hole.

I'm not gone, just don't see the point of posting anymore. Nothing is going on with Journey and there's rarely a decent argument around here anymore either, so there's no point in hanging around. The last nail in the coffin was that MG has found herself a new internet puppy (TNB) - I guess she prefers a guy that can recite the Burger King menu by heart.

Ah, so your cougar dumped you for an even bigger idiot? That or she got tired of your smelly pits.....

[parfait]

Maybe he's at Roland Garros watching the French Open.

Nah, man. That's in Paris, and I rarely go there. It's a criminal and tourist infested shit hole.

I'm not gone, just don't see the point of posting anymore. Nothing is going on with Journey and there's rarely a decent argument around here anymore either, so there's no point in hanging around. The last nail in the coffin was that MG has found herself a new internet puppy (TNB) - I guess she prefers a guy that can recite the Burger King menu by heart.

Ah, so your cougar dumped you for an even bigger idiot? That or she got tired of your smelly pits.....

Give it a rest, dude. I'm hurting here!

... Hurting!

[Voyager]

Where's parfait?

The same place as always - DQ.

[The Sushi Hunter]

Where's parfait?

The same place as always - DQ.

That thing looks yummie!

[steveo777]

Where's parfait?

The same place as always - DQ.

That thing looks yummie!

I'm fucked after seeing that. I'm heading to DQ, but I'm gonna grab a Blizzard, I think.

[Babyblue]

Where's parfait?

The same place as always - DQ.

It sure looks good but way to early for it.

[The Sushi Hunter]

Where's parfait?

The same place as always - DQ.

It sure looks good but way to early for it.

Never too early. I used to eat a pint of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream for breakfast at work back in the mid-90's. I'd walk out the door to go to work at about 7am with a paper bag containing my large metal spoon and I'd stop off at 7-11 for my morning cup of coffee and the ice cream. This was my breakfast and lunch all rolled up into one back in those days. I'd have my "breakfast" eaten at my desk before start time every morning!

[Babyblue]

Where's parfait?

The same place as always - DQ.

It sure looks good but way to early for it.

Never too early. I used to eat a pint of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream for breakfast at work back in the mid-90's. I'd walk out the door to go to work at about 7am with a paper bag containing my large metal spoon and I'd stop off at 7-11 for my morning cup of coffee and the ice cream. This was my breakfast and lunch all rolled up into one back in those days. I'd have my "breakfast" eaten at my desk before start time every morning!

Well it dose sound good.But i will not have that for breakfast toast & coffee for me.lololol

[Michigan Girl]

Maybe he's at Roland Garros watching the French Open.

Nah, man. That's in Paris, and I rarely go there. It's a criminal and tourist infested shit hole.

I'm not gone, just don't see the point of posting anymore. Nothing is going on with Journey and there's rarely a decent argument around here anymore either, so there's no point in hanging around. The last nail in the coffin was that MG has found herself a new internet puppy (TNB) - I guess she prefers a guy that can recite the Burger King menu by heart.

Ah, so your cougar dumped you for an even bigger idiot? That or she got tired of your smelly pits.....

Give it a rest, dude. I'm hurting here!

... Hurting!

I hope this is supposed to make me laugh, because I did ...my ass off!!!

Steveo, you're an ass!!

[portland]

Maybe he's at Roland Garros watching the French Open.

Nah, man. That's in Paris, and I rarely go there. It's a criminal and tourist infested shit hole.

I'm not gone, just don't see the point of posting anymore. Nothing is going on with Journey and there's rarely a decent argument around here anymore either, so there's no point in hanging around. The last nail in the coffin was that MG has found herself a new internet puppy (TNB) - I guess she prefers a guy that can recite the Burger King menu by heart.

Ah, so your cougar dumped you for an even bigger idiot? That or she got tired of your smelly pits.....

Give it a rest, dude. I'm hurting here!

... Hurting!

I hope this is supposed to make me laugh, because I did ...my ass off!!!

Steveo, you're an ass!!

All is right with the world again!