Where's parfait?

[StevePerryHair]

Maybe he's at Roland Garros watching the French Open.

Nah, man. That's in Paris, and I rarely go there. It's a criminal and tourist infested shit hole.
I'm not gone, just don't see the point of posting anymore. Nothing is going on with Journey and there's rarely a decent argument around here anymore either, so there's no point in hanging around. The last nail in the coffin was that MG has found herself a new internet puppy (TNB) - I guess she prefers a guy that can recite the Burger King menu by heart.

Ah, so your cougar dumped you for an even bigger idiot? That or she got tired of your smelly pits.....

Give it a rest, dude. I'm hurting here!
... Hurting!

I hope this is supposed to make me laugh, because I did ...my ass off!!!

Steveo, you're an ass!!

you laughed at his pain?? And I'M the mean one??

[Michigan Girl]

Maybe he's at Roland Garros watching the French Open.

Nah, man. That's in Paris, and I rarely go there. It's a criminal and tourist infested shit hole.
I'm not gone, just don't see the point of posting anymore. Nothing is going on with Journey and there's rarely a decent argument around here anymore either, so there's no point in hanging around. The last nail in the coffin was that MG has found herself a new internet puppy (TNB) - I guess she prefers a guy that can recite the Burger King menu by heart.

Ah, so your cougar dumped you for an even bigger idiot? That or she got tired of your smelly pits.....

Give it a rest, dude. I'm hurting here!
... Hurting!

I hope this is supposed to make me laugh, because I did ...my ass off!!!

Steveo, you're an ass!!

you laughed at his pain?? And I'M the mean one??

lol ...no, not laughing at his pain!!
However, you would have laughed at his pain and then ordered a whopper!!
You're still #1!!

[parfait]

Maybe he's at Roland Garros watching the French Open.

Nah, man. That's in Paris, and I rarely go there. It's a criminal and tourist infested shit hole.
I'm not gone, just don't see the point of posting anymore. Nothing is going on with Journey and there's rarely a decent argument around here anymore either, so there's no point in hanging around. The last nail in the coffin was that MG has found herself a new internet puppy (TNB) - I guess she prefers a guy that can recite the Burger King menu by heart.

Ah, so your cougar dumped you for an even bigger idiot? That or she got tired of your smelly pits.....

Give it a rest, dude. I'm hurting here!
... Hurting!

I hope this is supposed to make me laugh, because I did ...my ass off!!!

Steveo, you're an ass!!

you laughed at his pain?? And I'M the mean one??

lol ...no, not laughing at his pain!!
However, you would have laughed at his pain and then ordered a whopper!!
You're still #1!!

You're both a couple of mean ass bitches - both of you!

The only way of coping with the pain is through shitloads of ice cream, watching reruns of Date My Mom and making stuff in photoshop. Yeah, I can do that too. I've worked all day on this artwork:

[Deb]

Maybe he's at Roland Garros watching the French Open.

Nah, man. That's in Paris, and I rarely go there. It's a criminal and tourist infested shit hole.
I'm not gone, just don't see the point of posting anymore. Nothing is going on with Journey and there's rarely a decent argument around here anymore either, so there's no point in hanging around. The last nail in the coffin was that MG has found herself a new internet puppy (TNB) - I guess she prefers a guy that can recite the Burger King menu by heart.

Ah, so your cougar dumped you for an even bigger idiot? That or she got tired of your smelly pits.....

Give it a rest, dude. I'm hurting here!
... Hurting!

I hope this is supposed to make me laugh, because I did ...my ass off!!!

Steveo, you're an ass!!

you laughed at his pain?? And I'M the mean one??

lol ...no, not laughing at his pain!!
However, you would have laughed at his pain and then ordered a whopper!!
You're still #1!!

You're both a couple of mean ass bitches - both of you!

The only way of coping with the pain is through shitloads of ice cream, watching reruns of Date My Mom and making stuff in photoshop. Yeah, I can do that too.

[StevePerryHair]

Maybe he's at Roland Garros watching the French Open.

Nah, man. That's in Paris, and I rarely go there. It's a criminal and tourist infested shit hole.
I'm not gone, just don't see the point of posting anymore. Nothing is going on with Journey and there's rarely a decent argument around here anymore either, so there's no point in hanging around. The last nail in the coffin was that MG has found herself a new internet puppy (TNB) - I guess she prefers a guy that can recite the Burger King menu by heart.

Ah, so your cougar dumped you for an even bigger idiot? That or she got tired of your smelly pits.....

Give it a rest, dude. I'm hurting here!
... Hurting!

I hope this is supposed to make me laugh, because I did ...my ass off!!!

Steveo, you're an ass!!

you laughed at his pain?? And I'M the mean one??

lol ...no, not laughing at his pain!!
However, you would have laughed at his pain and then ordered a whopper!!
You're still #1!!

You're both a couple of mean ass bitches - both of you!

The only way of coping with the pain is through shitloads of ice cream, watching reruns of Date My Mom and making stuff in photoshop. Yeah, I can do that too.

I KNOW this is a lie unless the ice cream you are eating is fat free soy based hormone free crap

Date my Mom I dont' think I want to know what you are doing in photoshop

[Michigan Girl]

Maybe he's at Roland Garros watching the French Open.

Nah, man. That's in Paris, and I rarely go there. It's a criminal and tourist infested shit hole.
I'm not gone, just don't see the point of posting anymore. Nothing is going on with Journey and there's rarely a decent argument around here anymore either, so there's no point in hanging around. The last nail in the coffin was that MG has found herself a new internet puppy (TNB) - I guess she prefers a guy that can recite the Burger King menu by heart.

Ah, so your cougar dumped you for an even bigger idiot? That or she got tired of your smelly pits.....

Give it a rest, dude. I'm hurting here!
... Hurting!

I hope this is supposed to make me laugh, because I did ...my ass off!!!

Steveo, you're an ass!!

you laughed at his pain?? And I'M the mean one??

lol ...no, not laughing at his pain!!
However, you would have laughed at his pain and then ordered a whopper!!
You're still #1!!

You're both a couple of mean ass bitches - both of you!

The only way of coping with the pain is through shitloads of ice cream, watching reruns of Date My Mom and making stuff in photoshop. Yeah, I can do that too. I've worked all day on this artwork:

Are you sure this isn't funny!?! You're going to have to explain the significance of the ice cream,
I've only recently learned about cookies!! That picture is heartbreaking ...an all day job you say?!?!

[parfait]

Maybe he's at Roland Garros watching the French Open.

Nah, man. That's in Paris, and I rarely go there. It's a criminal and tourist infested shit hole.
I'm not gone, just don't see the point of posting anymore. Nothing is going on with Journey and there's rarely a decent argument around here anymore either, so there's no point in hanging around. The last nail in the coffin was that MG has found herself a new internet puppy (TNB) - I guess she prefers a guy that can recite the Burger King menu by heart.

Ah, so your cougar dumped you for an even bigger idiot? That or she got tired of your smelly pits.....

Give it a rest, dude. I'm hurting here!
... Hurting!

I hope this is supposed to make me laugh, because I did ...my ass off!!!

Steveo, you're an ass!!

you laughed at his pain?? And I'M the mean one??

lol ...no, not laughing at his pain!!
However, you would have laughed at his pain and then ordered a whopper!!
You're still #1!!

You're both a couple of mean ass bitches - both of you!

The only way of coping with the pain is through shitloads of ice cream, watching reruns of Date My Mom and making stuff in photoshop. Yeah, I can do that too. I've worked all day on this artwork:

Are you sure this isn't funny!?! You're going to have to explain the significance of the ice cream,
I've only recently learned about cookies!! That picture is heartbreaking ...an all day job you say?!?!

What the hell are you talking about?

And yes, I did spend a lot of time on that picture. You got to have skills for that. Photoshop skillz