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Less attractive fish have 'better sperm'

Postby Don » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:21 am

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Colourful males have poorer quality sperm than their drabber counterparts


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In a study of tropical guppies, scientists have found that the less attractive males have "better sperm".

The research revealed that colourful flamboyant-looking males "invest" in their appearance at the expense of their sperm quality.

This suggests, the scientists say, that there is a trade-off between different characteristics that help the male to reproduce.

The findings are described in the Royal Society journal Proceedings B.

Professor Jonathan Evans from the Centre for Evolutionary Biology at the University of Western Australia carried out the study.

He described how his findings supported "sperm competition theory", whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring.

Guppies are a particularly useful species in which to study this, because the males engage in two types of reproductive behaviour - courtship displays and non-consensual or "sneak" mating.

"Males that predominantly performed sneak matings were less ornamented but had faster swimming sperm than those that predominantly used courtship," explained Professor Evans.

He continued in the journal article: "The reproductive advantage enjoyed by attractive males might potentially be offset by the poor performance of their ejaculates during sperm competition."
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Postby Voyager » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:23 am

Don wrote:In a study of tropical guppies, scientists have found that the less attractive males have "better sperm".


My sperm must be terrible then. They probably couldn't swim their way out of a wet paper bag.

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Postby Don » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:25 am

Voyager wrote:My sperm must be terrible then.

:lol: :lol:


Are you one of those guys that shops at 'RainBows are us' and applies cologne with a Spray bottle?
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Postby Voyager » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:26 am

Don wrote:
Voyager wrote:My sperm must be terrible then.

:lol: :lol:


Are you one of those guys that shops at 'RainBows are us' and applies cologne with a Spray bottle?


Have you wondered why the hot dogs at your local deli stink so bad? The deli is owned by two gay men.

:lol:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:27 am

I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:
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Postby Don » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:31 am

Voyager wrote:
Don wrote:
Voyager wrote:My sperm must be terrible then.

:lol: :lol:


Are you one of those guys that shops at 'RainBows are us' and applies cologne with a Spray bottle?


Have you wondered why the hot dogs at your local deli stink so bad? The deli is owned by two gay men.

:lol:


Considering the neighborhood where I live, this could be true. Anyway this is L.A., we don't have fucking delis, we have Burrito King.
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Postby Voyager » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:31 am

StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:35 am

Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:
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Postby KenTheDude » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:37 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:


Maybe Eve could try sneak mating.
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:40 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?
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Postby AlteredDNA » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:45 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?


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Postby StevePerryHair » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:48 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?


what ladies sound slutty and swap fish? :shock:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:50 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?


what ladies sound slutty and swap fish? :shock:

These ... "whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring." geez ...paranoid much?!?! :lol:
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Postby S2M » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:51 am

Yeah, what ladies?! :shock:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:53 am

Perhaps, not a good choice of words ...the lady fishes here ^^^ in the article!!!

Is anyone actually reading the article?!?!
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Postby StevePerryHair » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:56 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?


what ladies sound slutty and swap fish? :shock:

These ... "whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring." geez ...paranoid much?!?! :lol:


Well DNA was wondering too!! :lol: Sounds to me like the women rule in the fish world much like man world....we DO decide who gets to have our offspring :lol: :lol: Fish get to be sluttier though :lol:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:57 am

Michigan Girl wrote:Perhaps, not a good choice of words ...the lady fishes here ^^^ in the article!!!

Is anyone actually reading the article?!?!


:lol: :lol: :lol: I did read it but I missed the slutty fish part!! :lol: The part that stood out was the guys "sneak" mating! Wonder if they have to get em drunk first :shock: :lol:
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Postby S2M » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:59 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?


what ladies sound slutty and swap fish? :shock:

These ... "whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring." geez ...paranoid much?!?! :lol:


Can you imagine a bunch of fish gigalos running a train on a she-fish, then she's left wondering who the father is...then she'd have to go on some fish talkshow like Rikki Lake asking for a paternity test on the show entitled, 'I had sex with 40 guppies.....and their brothers!!!' :lol: :lol:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:00 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?


what ladies sound slutty and swap fish? :shock:

These ... "whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring." geez ...paranoid much?!?! :lol:


Can you imagine a bunch of fish gigalos running a train on a she-fish, then she's left wondering who the father is...then she'd have to go on some fish talkshow like Rikki Lake asking for a paternity test on the show entitled, 'I had sex with 40 guppies.....and their brothers!!!' :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:00 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?


what ladies sound slutty and swap fish? :shock:

These ... "whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring." geez ...paranoid much?!?! :lol:


Hey... I thought you were calling someone here slutty too! :shock: :lol:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:02 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?


what ladies sound slutty and swap fish? :shock:

These ... "whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring." geez ...paranoid much?!?! :lol:


Hey... I thought you were calling someone here slutty too! :shock: :lol:


Well with all the flirting that goes on here, she could easily have been talking about this place. :roll: :lol:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:03 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?


what ladies sound slutty and swap fish? :shock:

These ... "whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring." geez ...paranoid much?!?! :lol:


Well DNA was wondering too!!
:lol: Sounds to me like the women rule in the fish world much like man world....we DO decide who gets to have our offspring :lol: :lol: Fish get to be sluttier though :lol:

Your reputation precedes you ...he was wondering how I was going to save myself from your wrath?!?! :lol:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:03 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?


what ladies sound slutty and swap fish? :shock:

These ... "whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring." geez ...paranoid much?!?! :lol:


Hey... I thought you were calling someone here slutty too! :shock: :lol:


Well, she quoted me :shock: :lol: But I KNOW that MG would not call me a slut, maybe a "mean slut" but never just a slut :lol:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:04 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?


what ladies sound slutty and swap fish? :shock:

These ... "whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring." geez ...paranoid much?!?! :lol:


Hey... I thought you were calling someone here slutty too! :shock: :lol:


Well with all the flirting that goes on here, she could easily have been talking about this place. :roll: :lol:


Except in the fish world, it's the WOMEN who are flirting, not the MEN. Here it is quite the opposite :lol:
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Postby AlteredDNA » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:05 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?


what ladies sound slutty and swap fish? :shock:

These ... "whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring." geez ...paranoid much?!?! :lol:


Well DNA was wondering too!!
:lol: Sounds to me like the women rule in the fish world much like man world....we DO decide who gets to have our offspring :lol: :lol: Fish get to be sluttier though :lol:

Your reputation precedes you ...he was wondering how I was going to save myself from your wrath?!?! :lol:


uh oh...that stupid popcorn's going to get me in trouble...
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Postby S2M » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:06 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?


what ladies sound slutty and swap fish? :shock:

These ... "whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring." geez ...paranoid much?!?! :lol:


Hey... I thought you were calling someone here slutty too! :shock: :lol:


Well, she quoted me :shock: :lol: But I KNOW that MG would not call me a slut, maybe a "mean slut" but never just a slut :lol:


'....there are worse things I could do....' :lol: :lol: :P
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Postby StevePerryHair » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:07 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?


what ladies sound slutty and swap fish? :shock:

These ... "whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring." geez ...paranoid much?!?! :lol:


Well DNA was wondering too!!
:lol: Sounds to me like the women rule in the fish world much like man world....we DO decide who gets to have our offspring :lol: :lol: Fish get to be sluttier though :lol:

Your reputation precedes you ...he was wondering how I was going to save myself from your wrath?!?! :lol:


:lol: :lol: my wrath? :twisted: :lol: you make me sound so evil!! :lol:
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Postby Voyager » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:23 am

In our society sneak-mating = rape, but years ago when women were considered a man's property it was completely acceptable.

I wonder how many of us sneak-mated in past lives?

:lol:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:25 am

AlteredDNA wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Voyager wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I did not know that fish "sneak" mate :shock:


Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

:lol:


:lol:

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ... :?


what ladies sound slutty and swap fish? :shock:

These ... "whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring." geez ...paranoid much?!?! :lol:


Well DNA was wondering too!!
:lol: Sounds to me like the women rule in the fish world much like man world....we DO decide who gets to have our offspring :lol: :lol: Fish get to be sluttier though :lol:

Your reputation precedes you ...he was wondering how I was going to save myself from your wrath?!?! :lol:


uh oh...that stupid popcorn's going to get me in trouble...
Yeah, I didn't even know I misspoke ...I was scared for a minute!! :shock:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:26 am

Voyager wrote:In our society sneak-mating = rape, but years ago when women were considered a man's property it was completely acceptable.

I wonder how many of us sneak-mated in past lives?

:lol:



I think it's interesting that we call it rape but in the animal world it's called "sneak" mating.... who do they think they are kidding with that term??
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