Come Up With The Ultimate Rock Band and Name

Website · by **steveo777** » Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:32 pm

Everett wrote:Tommy Shaw: Guitar/Vocals
Lawrence Gowan: Keyboards/Vocals
Gary Richrath: Lead guitar
Bruce Hall: Bass
Steve Smith: Drums

This band doesn't need a name

I'll name it what we should do to you:

Shovel Head :wink:

by **S2M** » Sun Jun 06, 2010 5:16 pm

Everett wrote:Tommy Shaw: Guitar/Vocals
Lawrence Gowan: Keyboards/Vocals
Gary Richrath: Lead guitar
Bruce Hall: Bass
Steve Smith: Drums

This band doesn't need a name

Yeah they do. I'll help you out....

DYX

by **G.I.Jim** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:04 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
Everett wrote:Tommy Shaw: Guitar/Vocals
Lawrence Gowan: Keyboards/Vocals
Gary Richrath: Lead guitar
Bruce Hall: Bass
Steve Smith: Drums

This band doesn't need a name

Yeah they do. I'll help you out....

DYX

by **TRAGChick** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:06 am

Steve Perry - Vocals
Neil Peart - Drums
Randy Jackson - Bass
Eddie Van Halen - Guitar

Band Name: Van Jourush

I dunno....... :oops:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:08 am

TRAGChick wrote:Steve Perry - Vocals
Neil Peart - Drums
Randy Jackson - Bass
Eddie Van Halen - Guitar

Band Name: Van Jourush

I dunno.......

Same, except Steve Smith drums... "Journhalen" :lol:

by **Everett** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:09 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
Everett wrote:Tommy Shaw: Guitar/Vocals
Lawrence Gowan: Keyboards/Vocals
Gary Richrath: Lead guitar
Bruce Hall: Bass
Steve Smith: Drums

This band doesn't need a name

Yeah they do. I'll help you out....

DYX

I found a cool name for this band....

Cold Heart

by **TRAGChick** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:13 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
TRAGChick wrote:Steve Perry - Vocals
Neil Peart - Drums
Randy Jackson - Bass
Eddie Van Halen - Guitar

Band Name: Van Jourush

I dunno.......

Same, except Steve Smith drums... "Journhalen"

Excellent

by **G.I.Jim** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:52 am

Everett wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:
Everett wrote:Tommy Shaw: Guitar/Vocals
Lawrence Gowan: Keyboards/Vocals
Gary Richrath: Lead guitar
Bruce Hall: Bass
Steve Smith: Drums

This band doesn't need a name

Yeah they do. I'll help you out....

DYX

I found a cool name for this band....

Cold Heart

Good... at least THEY might release an album!

by **slucero** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:10 am

Stevie Ray Vaughn - guitar/vox
Jimmy Hendrix - guitar/vox
Phil Lynnott - bass/vox
John Bonham - Drums

name: D.O.A.

by **Arianddu** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:35 pm

slucero wrote:Stevie Ray Vaughn - guitar/vox
Jimmy Hendrix - guitar/vox
Phil Lynnott - bass/vox
John Bonham - Drums

name: D.O.A.

You missed a few:

Bon Scott - lead vocals.
Brian Jones - guitar, flute, keyboard, bagpipes, any damn instrument you care to name.
Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Elvis Presley - guest vocalists.
Ray Charles - guest keyboards.

And personally, I'd say they were all Gate Kickers. :lol:

by **slucero** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:59 pm

I was gonna have Bon be the Emcee.... (imagine him as the Emcee of the MTV awards.. lol)

Brain Jones.. good call

Janis and Jim... they were manning the First Aid tent... (it's over by 3rd base.. sorry Day On The Green flashback) :lol:

Elvis is in charge of fried banana & peanut butter sammiches... Pepto and suppositories...

Ray Charles... oh hell yea...

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:04 am

geminix wrote:Jon Bon Jovi - Vox
Neal Schon - Guitar
David Bryan - Keyboards
Ross Valory - Bass
Tico Torres - Drums

SCHON JOVI

Dude, I got news for you- your band sucks. You have a singer who um, can't sing, a bass player who can't play bass, and a drummer who sounds like a out of rhythm woodpecker. Sure Schon can play, but you can't just have a bunch of guitar solos. Jesus Christ already. Are you on dope?

by **The Sushi Hunter** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:12 am

Rockindeano wrote:
geminix wrote:Jon Bon Jovi - Vox
Neal Schon - Guitar
David Bryan - Keyboards
Ross Valory - Bass
Tico Torres - Drums

SCHON JOVI

Dude, I got news for you- your band sucks. You have a singer who um, can't sing, a bass player who can't play bass, and a drummer who sounds like a out of rhythm woodpecker. Sure Schon can play, but you can't just have a bunch of guitar solos. Jesus Christ already. Are you on dope?

If that's all true what you say, how's come they are all famous successful musicians? What is it that got them where they are?

by **Jonny B** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:52 am

How about another tribute to the fallen?

Ronnie James Dio -- Vocals
Michelle Meldrum -- Guitars
Chris Oliva -- Guitars
Marcel Jacob -- Bass
Eric Carr -- Drums

Band name: The Diver's Hedgelings

by **S2M** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:05 am

Jonny B wrote:How about another tribute to the fallen?

Ronnie James Dio -- Vocals
Michelle Meldrum -- Guitars
Chris Oliva -- Guitars
Marcel Jacob -- Bass
Eric Carr -- Drums

Band name: The Diver's Hedgelings

Probably the most under rated guitarist ever....Savatage rules!!!! :twisted:

by **Jonny B** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:28 am

S2M wrote:
Jonny B wrote:How about another tribute to the fallen?

Ronnie James Dio -- Vocals
Michelle Meldrum -- Guitars
Chris Oliva -- Guitars
Marcel Jacob -- Bass
Eric Carr -- Drums

Band name: The Diver's Hedgelings

Probably the most under rated guitarist ever....Savatage rules!!!!

That they do. One of my favorites when I was introduced to 80's metal.

by **Melissa** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:30 am

S2M wrote:
Jonny B wrote:How about another tribute to the fallen?

Ronnie James Dio -- Vocals
Michelle Meldrum -- Guitars
Chris Oliva -- Guitars
Marcel Jacob -- Bass
Eric Carr -- Drums

Band name: The Diver's Hedgelings

Probably the most under rated guitarist ever....Savatage rules!!!!

I loved hearing "Believe" live at the TSO show last year!

by **SusieP** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:16 am

vince neil - vocals
mick mars - guitar
tommy lee - drums
nikki sixx - bass

"Bunch of Arseholes"

Or "We put the 'R' back in soul"

by **Gin and Tonic Sky** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:29 am

SusieP wrote:"Bunch of Arseholes"

Or "We put the 'R' back in soul"

LOL I got a remember that line, Im gonna see how many times I can pull that one out tomorrow.

but.... what did the Crue ever do to you???

by **Deb** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:31 am

SusieP wrote:Or "We put the 'R' back in soul"

LOL, good one. :lol:

by **SusieP** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:37 am

Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:
SusieP wrote:"Bunch of Arseholes"

Or "We put the 'R' back in soul"

LOL I got a remember that line, Im gonna see how many times I can pull that one out tomorrow.

but.... what did the Crue ever do to you???

I could have just as easily typed the members of The Clash.

They piss me off too.

by **T-Bone** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:46 am

Axl Rose - Vocals
Tommy Lee - Drums
Lemmy - Bass
Vivian Campbell - Guitar
Neal Schon - Guitar

Band Name - Rancid Ballsack (or Rancid Foreskin)

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:51 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
geminix wrote:Jon Bon Jovi - Vox
Neal Schon - Guitar
David Bryan - Keyboards
Ross Valory - Bass
Tico Torres - Drums

SCHON JOVI

Dude, I got news for you- your band sucks. You have a singer who um, can't sing, a bass player who can't play bass, and a drummer who sounds like a out of rhythm woodpecker. Sure Schon can play, but you can't just have a bunch of guitar solos. Jesus Christ already. Are you on dope?

If that's all true what you say, how's come they are all famous successful musicians? What is it that got them where they are?

Ross Valory got to "where he is" because of Steve Perry and Neal Schon, not because he laid down mesmerizing bass grooves. Dude's claim to fame is he is the proud sharpshooter of a water pistol.

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:52 am

Deb wrote:
SusieP wrote:Or "We put the 'R' back in soul"

LOL, good one.

And I haven't seen your band either, but I be it too sucks.

by **ChildInTime** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:33 am

Steve Perry circa '86 [sans emotional baggage]: lead vocal

Jim Matheos (Fates Warning): lead/rhythm guitar

Chris DeGarmo (Queensryche): lead/rhythm guitar

Steve Harris (Iron Maiden): Bass guitar

Charlie Benante (Anthrax): Drumz

Band name: Guillotine (To go with the torture device/execution method theme...)

They'd play classic metal with a tinge of progressive/thrash to make things interesting; plus a twin-guitar attack a la Iron Maiden or Judas Priest. (Why Steev on vocals? Because in '86, he sorta reminded me of Bruce Dickinson. Thus, I wondered what he'd sound like in a metal band.)

...And for a comedy option...

Axl Rose: Vocals

Dave Mustaine: Lead guitar

Noel Gallagher: rhythm guitar

Blackie Lawless: Bass

Lars Ulrich: Drums

They would be called The Spoiled Brats. Watch them try not to kill each other in the studio!! Will they EVER release an album? (Wow... sounds like a reality show in the making... :lol:

)

by **TRAGChick** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:41 am

I have a band name, but no lineup....

Help, please.

Fill out the roster for "VoxKill" :twisted:

hint: any high rock Tenor, to start.....

by **Everett** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:48 am

TRAGChick wrote:I have a band name

We know TRAG :lol:

by **Babyblue** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:59 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
Everett wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:
Everett wrote:Tommy Shaw: Guitar/Vocals
Lawrence Gowan: Keyboards/Vocals
Gary Richrath: Lead guitar
Bruce Hall: Bass
Steve Smith: Drums

This band doesn't need a name

Yeah they do. I'll help you out....

DYX

I found a cool name for this band....

Cold Heart

Good... at least THEY might release an album!

by **SusieP** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:59 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Deb wrote:
SusieP wrote:Or "We put the 'R' back in soul"

LOL, good one.

And I haven't seen your band either, but I be it too sucks.

"I be it too sucks"

WTF kind of language is that?

FFS no one speaks English anymore.

[P.S. - how come there be it not many posts from you around here, big man? I miss reading your stuff.
Get your arse out of retirement and get back to work here.]

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:25 am

SusieP wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Deb wrote:
SusieP wrote:Or "We put the 'R' back in soul"

LOL, good one.

And I haven't seen your band either, but I be it too sucks.

"I be it too sucks"

WTF kind of language is that?

FFS no one speaks English anymore.

[P.S. - how come there be it not many posts from you around here, big man? I miss reading your stuff.
Get your arse out of retirement and get back to work here.]

Well fucking excuse me Mother Mary- I accidentally omitted the "t" from be, which would have made the word, "bet." Make sense now?

Sorry, wasn't going for any ebonics bullshit talk or anything.

MR

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