My 'Come To Wisconsin' Sales Pitch Thread

[Everett]

Well where should i start? We got the packers, the brewers the world's largest music festival in summerfest and the wisconsin state fair. Plus where do you think your cheese and milk come from?

[bluejeangirl76]

Why isn't your title "Wisconsin: Come smell our Dairy Air" like on all those stupid t-shirts and bumper stickers that you all think are so funny up there?

[cyndy!]

i'm lactose intolerant

[Everett]

i'm lactose intolerant

That sucks they got pills for that though

[Everett]

Why isn't your title "Wisconsin: Come smell our Dairy Air" like on all those stupid t-shirts and bumper stickers that you all think are so funny up there?

Where in wisconsin have you been hanging out at kim?

[Rockindeano]

Why isn't your title "Wisconsin: Come smell our Dairy Air" like on all those stupid t-shirts and bumper stickers that you all think are so funny up there?

Where in wisconsin have you been hanging out at kim?

I was in Milwaukee one time in December and it was so fucking cold I couldn't breathe nor walk outside. Fuck that state.

[Everett]

Why isn't your title "Wisconsin: Come smell our Dairy Air" like on all those stupid t-shirts and bumper stickers that you all think are so funny up there?

Where in wisconsin have you been hanging out at kim?

I was in Milwaukee one time in December and it was so fucking cold I couldn't breathe nor walk outside. Fuck that state.

It's called winter in wisconsin deano, that's why i recommend coming here in the summer

[ScarabGator]

wisconsin...who the fuck wants to go there? I'd rather tie my balls to a target in an arrow range.

[G.I.Jim]

Why isn't your title "Wisconsin: Come smell our Dairy Air" like on all those stupid t-shirts and bumper stickers that you all think are so funny up there?

Where in wisconsin have you been hanging out at kim?

I was in Milwaukee one time in December and it was so fucking cold I couldn't breathe nor walk outside. Fuck that state.

Pussy!

[bluejeangirl76]

wisconsin...who the fuck wants to go there? I'd rather tie my balls to a target in an arrow range.

Pretty much.

Wisconsin is good for two things... outlet shopping and a quick CHEAP getaway for Chicagoans.

Oh and um... and the breweries.

[G.I.Jim]

wisconsin...who the fuck wants to go there? I'd rather tie my balls to a target in an arrow range.

Pretty much.

Wisconsin is good for two things... outlet shopping and a quick CHEAP getaway for Chicagoans.

Oh and um... and the breweries.

DAMN you're high maintenance woman!

[bluejeangirl76]

wisconsin...who the fuck wants to go there? I'd rather tie my balls to a target in an arrow range.

Pretty much.

Wisconsin is good for two things... outlet shopping and a quick CHEAP getaway for Chicagoans.

Oh and um... and the breweries.

DAMN you're high maintenance woman!

Not at all. Quite the opposite, in fact.

[G.I.Jim]

wisconsin...who the fuck wants to go there? I'd rather tie my balls to a target in an arrow range.

Pretty much.

Wisconsin is good for two things... outlet shopping and a quick CHEAP getaway for Chicagoans.

Oh and um... and the breweries.

DAMN you're high maintenance woman!

Not at all. Quite the opposite, in fact.

I'm messing with you. I'm sure I'm much higher maintenance than you are...

[Everett]

wisconsin...who the fuck wants to go there? I'd rather tie my balls to a target in an arrow range.

Pretty much.

Wisconsin is good for two things... outlet shopping and a quick CHEAP getaway for Chicagoans.

Oh and um... and the breweries.

Hey i can't help the state i live in, we've also got great casino's

[G.I.Jim]

wisconsin...who the fuck wants to go there? I'd rather tie my balls to a target in an arrow range.

Pretty much.

Wisconsin is good for two things... outlet shopping and a quick CHEAP getaway for Chicagoans.

Oh and um... and the breweries.

Hey i can't help the state i live in, we've also got great casino's

But the school system sucks!

[Everett]

wisconsin...who the fuck wants to go there? I'd rather tie my balls to a target in an arrow range.

Pretty much.

Wisconsin is good for two things... outlet shopping and a quick CHEAP getaway for Chicagoans.

Oh and um... and the breweries.

Hey i can't help the state i live in, we've also got great casino's

But the school system sucks!

Yes it does MPS is one of the worst districts in the state and or country

[cyndy!]

i've been to middleton & madison. nice, but fairly generic. it felt like it could have been anywhere USA.

[Babyblue]

I see you got back in.

[pinkfloyd1973]

i've been to middleton & madison. nice, but fairly generic. it felt like it could have been anywhere USA.

I was gonna say......Madison is a nice town lol, that's where my boyfriend is from


Robin

[artist4perry]

I had a roomate in college from Wiscccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnson.......that was how she pronounced it too. They talk funny there.

[Michigan Girl]

Been to Racine. A couple of my BFF's from school live there. one of them is the
Director of Extended Day Programs for Racine Unified School District ...the education
system in that area sounds fabulous to me!! I loved Racine!!

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

my memories of Wisconsin- Whilst growing up in Minnesota, we used to jump across the border on a Friday night, beat up the boys, steal their beer, make love to their women, and then go home in glory by the dawns early light.

BTW -being nice Minnesotans (minnesotans are always nice) we did throw away the empty beer cans in a respectful maner.

p.s. the only thing that sucks worse than the packers are the badgers and the brewers!

[Arianddu]

wisconsin...who the fuck wants to go there? I'd rather tie my balls to a target in an arrow range.

Me. I'd love the chance to see every state in the US. But those northern ones - only in the middle of summer, and I'm still bringing my thermal undies.

[LtVanish]

Everett is not really selling Wisconsin too well, do you even like your own state? I love going to Wisconsin, been to Milwaukee many times. Used to love going to Brewer games back when they played the White Sox. Summerfest is always a good time. Wisconsin is home to the best of the best old man beer central, love that Blatz beer! When I can't make it out to Colorado in the winter, a simple trip up to Wisconsin for some good old midwest ice skiing does the trick. And Hey Wisconsin is the water slide capital of the world, seems kinda strange doesn't it. If you need to get your go-cart and water slide fix head on up to the Dells. Door County is one of the most beautiful places in the midwest too, very neat place. Wisconsin even has some class 3 rapids if you like white water rafting!

[Rockindeano]

wisconsin...who the fuck wants to go there? I'd rather tie my balls to a target in an arrow range.

Me. I'd love the chance to see every state in the US. But those northern ones - only in the middle of summer, and I'm still bringing my thermal undies.

Save the airfare. Come to California and you can see the beaches, the mountains, the desert and the cities. Hollywood, perfect weather and Disneyland. We have it all.

[LtVanish]

wisconsin...who the fuck wants to go there? I'd rather tie my balls to a target in an arrow range.

Me. I'd love the chance to see every state in the US. But those northern ones - only in the middle of summer, and I'm still bringing my thermal undies.

Save the airfare. Come to California and you can see the beaches, the mountains, the desert and the cities. Hollywood, perfect weather and Disneyland. We have it all.

I went to Oakland once, that was all I needed to see.

[Rockindeano]

wisconsin...who the fuck wants to go there? I'd rather tie my balls to a target in an arrow range.

Me. I'd love the chance to see every state in the US. But those northern ones - only in the middle of summer, and I'm still bringing my thermal undies.

Save the airfare. Come to California and you can see the beaches, the mountains, the desert and the cities. Hollywood, perfect weather and Disneyland. We have it all.

I went to Oakland once, that was all I needed to see.

Yeah I forgot, California rules, just skip Oakland and Stockton. SHITHOLES.

[Voyager]

wisconsin...who the fuck wants to go there? I'd rather tie my balls to a target in an arrow range.

Wisconis Dells is the bomb. Check out this place if you want a killer vacation:

www.wildernessresort.com

Can't say anything about the rest of the state, but we've been to the Dells over a dozen times.

[bluejeangirl76]

I forgot the 3rd reason to visit WI...

Mars Cheese Castle!




...which is not too far from...

[San Diego Gary]

my memories of Wisconsin- Whilst growing up in Minnesota, we used to jump across the border on a Friday night, beat up the boys, steal their beer, make love to their women, and then go home in glory by the dawns early light.

BTW -being nice Minnesotans (minnesotans are always nice) we did throw away the empty beer cans in a respectful maner.

p.s. the only thing that sucks worse than the packers are the badgers and the brewers!

Wisconsin Cow

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Wisconsin


He drives to Wisconsin, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if the cow gives milk.

When he grabs a teat and pulls...the cow farts. Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the cow, then reaches under to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow.

When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens.'

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says, 'You bought dis here cow in Wisconsin, didn't yah?'

Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'

Sven says, 'My wife is from Wisconsin.'