Jimmy Dean dies at 81

[Behshad]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obit_jimmy_dean

My condolences to Stevew2 ....

[Babyblue]

That is sad news to start the day.I got to meet him years ago.

RIP
J.D.

[Michigan Girl]

From country singer to builder of a sausage empire ...he was featured recently
on that new Joan River's show "How'd You Get So Rich", he looked great and
perfectly healthy ...I'm shocked!! The photo in the posted ad is bad!!

[Memorex]

Do you think they will bury him in plastic with little staples at the ends?

[DrFU]

Do you think they will bury him in plastic with little staples at the ends?

I shouldn't laugh, but ...

[bluejeangirl76]

Do you think they will bury him in plastic with little staples at the ends?

I'm guessing his funeral will just be a big sausagefest.



(sorry!! )

[Melissa]

sausage empire

band name!

[Behshad]

A Sausage joke in honor of Jimmy :


Everett and Dean fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Dollar.

Dean said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’

He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.

Everett said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’

Dean replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’

He went into the bar where he immediately ordered two large bud lights on the tap and two glasses of Whisky.

Everett said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’

Dean replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’

They downed their drinks. Dean said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth bar Everett said ‘Dean– I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m drunk and my knees are killin’ me!’

Dean said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third bar ! '

[Everett]

You are so dead b

[Babyblue]

A Sausage joke in honor of Jimmy :


Everett and Dean fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Dollar.

Dean said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’

He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.

Everett said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’

Dean replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’

He went into the bar where he immediately ordered two large bud lights on the tap and two glasses of Whisky.

Everett said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’

Dean replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’

They downed their drinks. Dean said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth bar Everett said ‘Dean– I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m drunk and my knees are killin’ me!’

Dean said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third bar ! '

[Babyblue]

You are so dead b

He did get you with that one.

[Rockindeano]

Thanks for the giggles Behshad...I had to take another shower after reading this.

[TRAGChick]

A Sausage joke in honor of Jimmy :


Everett and Dean fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Dollar.

Dean said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’

He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.

Everett said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’

Dean replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’

He went into the bar where he immediately ordered two large bud lights on the tap and two glasses of Whisky.

Everett said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’

Dean replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’

They downed their drinks. Dean said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth bar Everett said ‘Dean– I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m drunk and my knees are killin’ me!’

Dean said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third bar ! '

Here's another.....

"Sausages! SAUSAGES!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UHKB6nQrzM

[The Sushi Hunter]

This guy started out busting pigs over the head with the blunt end of an axe. Shoots the entire theory of Karma right out of the water as far as I'm concerned. About sausage......that is one of the worst things you can eat. While I was in the military, I had a friend who was also in who worked in a slaughter house before he had joined. We got to talking about what went on at the slaughter house and he was telling me that there are 55 gallon drums set aside for scraps (stuff that you can't sell in stores by themselves) and they would toss that shit in the drums. They'd then turn around and grind up that shit in the drums and add it to other stuff to make hotdogs and sausage. He told me there were lots of guys working there who'd use those drums as their tobacco spit cups while they were working and every so often they'd misplace a knife but would find it while they were grinding up all the shit from the drums. In which case they'd just send it through the grinder a few more times just to make sure they got it all good and ground up. Sausage and hotdogs are pretty much dark gray and black color, they just add coloring to make them look more edible appealing.

Enjoy your sausages!

[KenTheDude]

This guy started out busting pigs over the head with the blunt end of an axe. Shoots the entire theory of Karma right out of the water as far as I'm concerned. About sausage......that is one of the worst things you can eat. While I was in the military, I had a friend who was also in who worked in a slaughter house before he had joined. We got to talking about what went on at the slaughter house and he was telling me that there are 55 gallon drums set aside for scraps (stuff that you can't sell in stores by themselves) and they would toss that shit in the drums. They'd then turn around and grind up that shit in the drums and add it to other stuff to make hotdogs and sausage. He told me there were lots of guys working there who'd use those drums as their tobacco spit cups while they were working and every so often they'd misplace a knife but would find it while they were grinding up all the shit from the drums. In which case they'd just send it through the grinder a few more times just to make sure they got it all good and ground up. Sausage and hotdogs are pretty much dark gray and black color, they just add coloring to make them look more edible appealing.

Enjoy your sausages!

Hotdogs are made from lips & assholes according to Roman Craig (Dan Aykroyd) in the movie The Great Outdoors.

[Michigan Girl]

This guy started out busting pigs over the head with the blunt end of an axe. Shoots the entire theory of Karma right out of the water as far as I'm concerned. About sausage......that is one of the worst things you can eat. While I was in the military, I had a friend who was also in who worked in a slaughter house before he had joined. We got to talking about what went on at the slaughter house and he was telling me that there are 55 gallon drums set aside for scraps (stuff that you can't sell in stores by themselves) and they would toss that shit in the drums. They'd then turn around and grind up that shit in the drums and add it to other stuff to make hotdogs and sausage. He told me there were lots of guys working there who'd use those drums as their tobacco spit cups while they were working and every so often they'd misplace a knife but would find it while they were grinding up all the shit from the drums. In which case they'd just send it through the grinder a few more times just to make sure they got it all good and ground up. Sausage and hotdogs are pretty much dark gray and black color, they just add coloring to make them look more edible appealing.

Enjoy your sausages!

Hotdogs are made from lips & assholes according to Roman Craig (Dan Aykroyd) in the movie The Great Outdoors.

LMAO ...I love this line, I use it everytime I see someone eating a dog that isn't Koegels
...Viennas, THE BEST!!
BTW~I refuse to read Sushi's FYI ...I already know it will be full of crap that will make my day!!