Miller High Life Light....

[ScarabGator]

Parf, you really need to drink a 12 pack or 2 and it dont matter what you suck back on...its ALL good.

[StevePerryHair]

Parf, you really need to drink a 12 pack or 2 and it dont matter what you suck back on...its ALL good.

Better be careful..... he might think those words are a proposition

[Rockindeano]

Parf, you really need to drink a 12 pack or 2 and it dont matter what you suck back on...its ALL good.

Superb grammar there Valedictorian.

[ScarabGator]

Damn Professor Deano, I didnt know I was being graded each time I post!@!!!

[Ehwmatt]

Beer in general is for the low life. Wine is superior to beer in every single way. Except for the boxed wine that is.

Especially women; I wouldn't even touch a girl that drinks beer. A beautiful girl drinks wine and champagne.

Not true at all dude. Here in America, where the finest women can be had anywhere, you can find a hot girl drinking a Budweiser at a baseball game tanning herself....or you can find hot college chicks beer bonging...or even businesswomen sipping a Heineken after work during Happy Hour.

Man, France must fucking blow if what you're saying is how it is over there.

I don't get that at all. If a girl is really hot, then I wouldn't care if it was just over a ONS, but that's it for me. A girl/woman got to have class. What's the fun in going after a girl who's idea of fun is sitting on her ass, watching TV, drinking beer and queefing? (No offence bluejeangirl)

Wait, wait, wait.....a girl that drinks beer is not beautiful??? So what kind of girl drinks your urine, smartass?

A thirsty one?

Seriously though: I never said a woman can't be beautiful if she does drink beer, but she's not my type. Big difference there.

I'm fine with you rascals shopping clothes at Wal-Mart and watching Fox - couldn't care less! But don't come busting my chops just cause I prefer something else. I come from a totally different culture and upbringing than you guys.

Fun stuff though, MG. You're still cute - the queefing thing isn't helping though

What you said is they are "classless" so don't try to back track now.... that won't work And if drinking wine is your idea of class only then good for you. And I have to say, any GUY who is THAT proper to only drink wine and sit with his pinky and nose in the air, never "queefing" is NOT attractive in my book. Sounds boring as hell

Parfait - You're once again painting with a broad brush and then crying that we are busting your chops over your culture? Priceless dude

Look, just because your culture consists of sitting around a table covered in fine silken cloth doilys with one finger in your ass and the other hand on a glass of wine doesn't mean ours has to be so limited. Beer is not just an American thing. Beer is enjoyed the world over to celebrate occasions, tip back at a sports game or concert, to have a social drink after work, and to refresh you after a long day in the hot sun on the boat/field/yard etc.

What the fuck do you drink when you go to a sports game or a concert? Fuckin boxed wine?

Finally, when a chick tells me she never drinks beer, I know she's either (A) not fun at all/repressed or (B) a raging sloppy drunk who just hammers down wine and/or liquor every time she drinks. Neither scenario is particularly fun to deal with.

[ScarabGator]

fucking Parfait needs to open up and live a little!!!!

[Everett]

fucking Parfait needs to open up and live a little!!!!

I think that ship has sailed.

[Behshad]

fucking Parfait needs to open up and live a little!!!!

I think that ship has sailed.

You guys got any specials on slurpees ?!

[ScarabGator]

fucking Parfait needs to open up and live a little!!!!

I think that ship has sailed.

You guys got any specials on slurpees ?!

me or that crazy bastard Everett???

[Everett]

fucking Parfait needs to open up and live a little!!!!

I think that ship has sailed.

You guys got any specials on slurpees ?!

me or that crazy bastard Everett???

I'm pretty sure he's talkin about me gator btw b idk

[Behshad]

fucking Parfait needs to open up and live a little!!!!

I think that ship has sailed.

You guys got any specials on slurpees ?!

me or that crazy bastard Everett???

Not you. BP Boy !

[Everett]

fucking Parfait needs to open up and live a little!!!!

I think that ship has sailed.

You guys got any specials on slurpees ?!

me or that crazy bastard Everett???

Not you. BP Boy !

I work for speedway a-hole

[ScarabGator]

fucking Parfait needs to open up and live a little!!!!

I think that ship has sailed.

You guys got any specials on slurpees ?!

me or that crazy bastard Everett???

I'm pretty sure he's talkin about me gator btw b idk

dude, you gotta stop typing in letters....in the south if I did that some crazy redneck would kick my ass! They'd think I was talking about them>

[Everett]

fucking Parfait needs to open up and live a little!!!!

I think that ship has sailed.

You guys got any specials on slurpees ?!

me or that crazy bastard Everett???

I'm pretty sure he's talkin about me gator btw b idk

dude, you gotta stop typing in letters....in the south if I did that some crazy redneck would kick my ass! They'd think I was talking about them>

sorry gator i guess it's a mid west thing

[ScarabGator]

its all good....but in case you come down to south Georgia or north Florida I want you to be able to leave in one piece....

[Everett]

its all good....but in case you come down to south Georgia or north Florida I want you to be able to leave in one piece....

Well i don't think i would in florida seeing is i'll be wearing a t-shirt with big white letters on the front that reads....

"FUCK TIM TEBOW"

[Angel]

when a chick tells me she never drinks beer, I know she's either (A) not fun at all/repressed or (B) a raging sloppy drunk who just hammers down wine and/or liquor every time she drinks. Neither scenario is particularly fun to deal with.

Or (C) she doesn't drink alcohol but she's still a freakin' blast to be around!!!!

[bluejeangirl76]

I love Bud Light Lime! I'm so not classy

Who wants to be classy!! That is NO fun Im all about fun and laughter and if that includes rudeness, I really don't care. BESIDES, who in the this world is considered ruder than the FRENCH???

True.

I know plenty of totally classy people, esp women, who are beer drinkers, and also plenty of classless characters who never touch it. I hardly think ones choice of alcoholic (or non alcoholic) beverage is a mark how intelligent or classy they are.

And parfy, I can tell you firsthand that none of women here that I've had the pleasure to share a beer or two with are tv watching ass sitters. Totally unfair judgement.

[Behshad]

I love Bud Light Lime! I'm so not classy

Who wants to be classy!! That is NO fun Im all about fun and laughter and if that includes rudeness, I really don't care. BESIDES, who in the this world is considered ruder than the FRENCH???

True.

I know plenty of totally classy people, esp women, who are beer drinkers, and also plenty of classless characters who never touch it. I hardly think ones choice of alcoholic (or non alcoholic) beverage is a mark how intelligent or classy they are.

And parfy, I can tell you firsthand that none of women here that I've had the pleasure to share a beer or two with are tv watching ass sitters. Totally unfair judgement.

So what body parts do they sit on to watch TV ?!


But seriously, Parf, I've had beer with Kim , Rhi , Lynn , Melissa , Dan, (lol )Gayle , MG , DebInMichigan and they all have more class in their left pinky than any of your French whores !

[ScarabGator]

its all good....but in case you come down to south Georgia or north Florida I want you to be able to leave in one piece....

Well i don't think i would in florida seeing is i'll be wearing a t-shirt with big white letters on the front that reads....

"FUCK TIM TEBOW"

you wont even do that around me.

[ScarabGator]

dude is pushing my buttons.

[Angel]

dude is pushing my buttons.

Have another beer and take a deep breath-you've had a rough day!

[bluejeangirl76]

But seriously, Parf, I've had beer with Kim , Rhi , Lynn , Melissa , Dan, (lol )Gayle , MG , DebInMichigan and they all have more class in their left pinky than any of your French whores !

Truly a ringing endorsement.

[Maui Tom]

But seriously, Parf, I've had beer with Kim , Rhi , Lynn , Melissa , Dan, (lol )Gayle , MG , DebInMichigan and they all have more class in their left pinky than any of your French whores !

Truly a ringing endorsement.

"Damn BJG...you are so much cooler than a french whore..."

I see her point...

[Behshad]

But seriously, Parf, I've had beer with Kim , Rhi , Lynn , Melissa , Dan, (lol )Gayle , MG , DebInMichigan and they all have more class in their left pinky than any of your French whores !

Truly a ringing endorsement.

"Damn BJG...you are so much cooler than a french whore..."

I see her point...

Get it right. " damn BJG ,,, your PINKY is so much classier than a French whore. "

[Michigan Girl]

I have to pile on here...

You know why they planted trees in Paris?

So the Germans could march in the shade.

On a serious note, why all the hate towards P? I think he is an alright dude.

lol ...
Hey, I'm German and I like a good sweat ...ABSOLUTELY -0- hate for Parfait, he gets things going!!
I see cultural differences, which I enjoy reading, and a little too much stereotyping happening, but
hey ...he takes his fair share too!! It just so happens that the women who I have met, from here, do not
fit the stereotype, but you already know that ...

[stevew2]

anyone tried this gem? Im getting off on it right damn now!

i drink it when i play music,if not Ill guzzle merlot just like it was beer then pass out.It does the job and i dont puke unless i put out a cigarette in it then it taste like Bud Lite... tator

[The Sushi Hunter]

anyone tried this gem? Im getting off on it right damn now!

No...but I think he has:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJGHv1TNjuY

[stevew2]

Seriously though: I never said a woman can't be beautiful if she does drink beer,

Ahem!
Right after you expressed your opinion about beer drinking women , you followed by this.



parfait wrote:
A beautiful girl drinks wine and champagne.

i like a girl thank drinks anything, thats is a nice lookin car by the way.

[parfait]

Beer in general is for the low life. Wine is superior to beer in every single way. Except for the boxed wine that is.

Especially women; I wouldn't even touch a girl that drinks beer. A beautiful girl drinks wine and champagne.

Not true at all dude. Here in America, where the finest women can be had anywhere, you can find a hot girl drinking a Budweiser at a baseball game tanning herself....or you can find hot college chicks beer bonging...or even businesswomen sipping a Heineken after work during Happy Hour.

Man, France must fucking blow if what you're saying is how it is over there.

I don't get that at all. If a girl is really hot, then I wouldn't care if it was just over a ONS, but that's it for me. A girl/woman got to have class. What's the fun in going after a girl who's idea of fun is sitting on her ass, watching TV, drinking beer and queefing? (No offence bluejeangirl)

Wait, wait, wait.....a girl that drinks beer is not beautiful??? So what kind of girl drinks your urine, smartass?

A thirsty one?

Seriously though: I never said a woman can't be beautiful if she does drink beer, but she's not my type. Big difference there.

I'm fine with you rascals shopping clothes at Wal-Mart and watching Fox - couldn't care less! But don't come busting my chops just cause I prefer something else. I come from a totally different culture and upbringing than you guys.

Fun stuff though, MG. You're still cute - the queefing thing isn't helping though

What you said is they are "classless" so don't try to back track now.... that won't work And if drinking wine is your idea of class only then good for you. And I have to say, any GUY who is THAT proper to only drink wine and sit with his pinky and nose in the air, never "queefing" is NOT attractive in my book. Sounds boring as hell

Parfait - You're once again painting with a broad brush and then crying that we are busting your chops over your culture? Priceless dude

Look, just because your culture consists of sitting around a table covered in fine silken cloth doilys with one finger in your ass and the other hand on a glass of wine doesn't mean ours has to be so limited. Beer is not just an American thing. Beer is enjoyed the world over to celebrate occasions, tip back at a sports game or concert, to have a social drink after work, and to refresh you after a long day in the hot sun on the boat/field/yard etc.

What the fuck do you drink when you go to a sports game or a concert? Fuckin boxed wine?

Finally, when a chick tells me she never drinks beer, I know she's either (A) not fun at all/repressed or (B) a raging sloppy drunk who just hammers down wine and/or liquor every time she drinks. Neither scenario is particularly fun to deal with.

I know a lot of people drink beer - in my circles they don't. If I'm going to a concert or whatever then I'll just bring a bottle of Cava. I wouldn't touch boxed wine - that shit is bad!

About my brother; he fits in well. I guess this is his second year in Dalton and he's just like me when it comes to food and alcohol. I've never felt out of place in the states just cause I don't go around driving a Ford while getting through a six pack.

Anyone of you comes over here (excluding Beshad; he's a lost cause), I'll gladly show you a good time, which does not include beer or outlet shopping.