Does size REALLY matter?

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Does size REALLY matter?

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Does size REALLY matter?

Postby S2M » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:28 am

Personally, I think the PC thing for women to say is size doesn't matter...when deep down inside it does...and I think, as a friend said to me recently, 'well if the woman has a GARAGE down there it probably does!!!'

I think if LOVE isn't involved, and the woman is just looking to get plowed...size matters A LOT...but if she's in a relationship based on love, it probably doesn't...OR has a nice piece on the side....LMAO.
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Re: Does size REALLY matter?

Postby Gin and Tonic Sky » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:52 am

S2M wrote:Personally, I think the PC thing for women to say is size doesn't matter...when deep down inside it does...and I think, as a friend said to me recently, 'well if the woman has a GARAGE down there it probably does!!!'

I think if LOVE isn't involved, and the woman is just looking to get plowed...size matters A LOT...but if she's in a relationship based on love, it probably doesn't...OR has a nice piece on the side....LMAO.



and if shes looking to get plowed
she'll love it if your well endowed
but if she longs for love and care
you dont need to be hung like smokey bear
a teensy dick is all it takes
to go and make her heart strings quake :!:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:53 am

You mean there is more than one size ?!?! Because I was told ... :shock: :? :lol:
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Postby KenTheDude » Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:06 am

Someone made this comment about size in the "Too Big vs Too Loud" thread: Not really, as long as you know how to use it.

And my response was:

Technically, that should be true because they'll tell you that, and there is such a thing as too big. But deep down inside (no pun intended), most, if not all women, want a guy who's packin'. Just like an engine in a car, there's no substitute for cubic inches.

So yes, when you get down to it, size does matter.
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:40 am

Well if size mattered at all to women, hows come all those "enlargement" ads are only in the back of the magazines men read and not in any of the magazines women read? If size did matter, wouldn't advertizing where women read be a good marketing idea? For this simple reason, I believe the only ones that size matters to is men.
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Postby lights1961 » Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:57 am

Michigan Girl wrote:You mean there is more than one size ?!?! Because I was told ... :shock: :? :lol:


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Postby MBPL » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:04 am

Michigan Girl wrote:You mean there is more than one size ?!?! Because I was told ... :shock: :? :lol:


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Re: Does size REALLY matter?

Postby MBPL » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:05 am

Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:
S2M wrote:Personally, I think the PC thing for women to say is size doesn't matter...when deep down inside it does...and I think, as a friend said to me recently, 'well if the woman has a GARAGE down there it probably does!!!'

I think if LOVE isn't involved, and the woman is just looking to get plowed...size matters A LOT...but if she's in a relationship based on love, it probably doesn't...OR has a nice piece on the side....LMAO.



and if shes looking to get plowed
she'll love it if your well endowed
but if she longs for love and care
you dont need to be hung like smokey bear
a teensy dick is all it takes
to go and make her heart strings quake :!:



Hey, great poem! :D
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Postby portland » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:22 am

If the size of the heart is bigger than you are all set...... :wink:
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Re: Does size REALLY matter?

Postby MBPL » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:25 am

S2M wrote:Personally, I think the PC thing for women to say is size doesn't matter...when deep down inside it does...and I think, as a friend said to me recently, 'well if the woman has a GARAGE down there it probably does!!!'

I think if LOVE isn't involved, and the woman is just looking to get plowed...size matters A LOT...but if she's in a relationship based on love, it probably doesn't...OR has a nice piece on the side....LMAO.


"Does size matter?" Guess it depends upon whom you ask and at what stage woman are in their lives, there are lots of factors involved. I agree that where love is involved size probably does not matter.

Speaking of "rawking a big pole" years ago, maybe 20 or so, I had broken up with an ex and I tried having "rebound" sex with an extremely well-endowed, not physically appealing actor. :shock: :shock: GOOD LORD THAT GUY WAS BIG! Thankfully nothing happened, and I DO mean thankfully!

So for someone like me, I'd probably prefer a good man rather than a big man. Not too small, mind you, but not too... :shock: GOOD LORD THAT GUY WAS BIG!!!! :shock:
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Postby MBPL » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:26 am

portland wrote:If the size of the heart is bigger than you are all set...... :wink:


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Re: Does size REALLY matter?

Postby Michigan Girl » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:27 am

MBPL wrote:
S2M wrote:Personally, I think the PC thing for women to say is size doesn't matter...when deep down inside it does...and I think, as a friend said to me recently, 'well if the woman has a GARAGE down there it probably does!!!'

I think if LOVE isn't involved, and the woman is just looking to get plowed...size matters A LOT...but if she's in a relationship based on love, it probably doesn't...OR has a nice piece on the side....LMAO.


"Does size matter?" Guess it depends upon whom you ask and at what stage in woman are in their lives, there are lots of factors involved. I agree that where love is involved size probably does not matter.

Speaking of "rawking a big pole" years ago, maybe 20 or so, I had broken up with an ex and I tried having "rebound" sex with an extremely well-endowed, not physically appealing actor. :shock: :shock: GOOD LORD THAT GUY WAS BIG! Thankfully nothing happened, and I DO mean thankfully!

So for someone like me, I'd probably prefer a good man rather than a big man. Not too small, mind you, but not too... :shock: GOOD LORD THAT GUY WAS BIG!!!! :shock:
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Re: Does size REALLY matter?

Postby MBPL » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:30 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
MBPL wrote:
S2M wrote:Personally, I think the PC thing for women to say is size doesn't matter...when deep down inside it does...and I think, as a friend said to me recently, 'well if the woman has a GARAGE down there it probably does!!!'

I think if LOVE isn't involved, and the woman is just looking to get plowed...size matters A LOT...but if she's in a relationship based on love, it probably doesn't...OR has a nice piece on the side....LMAO.


"Does size matter?" Guess it depends upon whom you ask and at what stage woman are in their lives, there are lots of factors involved. I agree that where love is involved size probably does not matter.

Speaking of "rawking a big pole" years ago, maybe 20 or so, I had broken up with an ex and I tried having "rebound" sex with an extremely well-endowed, not physically appealing actor. :shock: :shock: GOOD LORD THAT GUY WAS BIG! Thankfully nothing happened, and I DO mean thankfully!

So for someone like me, I'd probably prefer a good man rather than a big man. Not too small, mind you, but not too... :shock: GOOD LORD THAT GUY WAS BIG!!!! :shock:
Was he Black?!? ..because I heard ... :shock: :wink:
Does that make me racist?!?!



:lol: :lol: :lol: *snort* :lol: :lol: I won't say, so ha! But, my ex was 6'1", black, about my complexion and DID NOT have the size of the guy I was with! Not at all! I liked him for who he was at that time.
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Postby Jana » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:39 am

This makes me think of Samantha and "Mr. Cocky" on Sex and The City.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjkTUYgh6K0
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Postby Rockindeano » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:59 am

So Jana, tell us, you a fan of link sausage dicks or rhino cocks?
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Postby Arianddu » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:34 am

All I'm going to say is average is perfectly acceptable, and anything bigger than that, width is more of a factor than length.
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Postby RossValoryRocks » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:35 am

What about the size of the woman??? What if her HooHa is sooooo big John Holmes himself wouldn't touch the sides or the cervical end??? Hmmmmmm???

Maybe all the women complaining about all men having small dicks really have giant HooHa's?
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Postby Arianddu » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:37 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:What about the size of the woman??? What if her HooHa is sooooo big John Holmes himself wouldn't touch the sides or the cervical end??? Hmmmmmm???

Maybe all the women complaining about all men having small dicks really have giant HooHa's?


Geez, way to make me want to go back and immediately delete my last comment! :lol: :lol: :lol:


BTW - any guy long enough to hit the cervix isn't going to be making many lady-friends; that hurts!
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Postby RossValoryRocks » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:41 am

Arianddu wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:What about the size of the woman??? What if her HooHa is sooooo big John Holmes himself wouldn't touch the sides or the cervical end??? Hmmmmmm???

Maybe all the women complaining about all men having small dicks really have giant HooHa's?


Geez, way to make me want to go back and immediately delete my last comment! :lol: :lol: :lol:


BTW - any guy long enough to hit the cervix isn't going to be making many lady-friends; that hurts!


LOL

I wouldn't know I am not long enough to GET NEAR the cervix...but I can sure stretch out the sides a bit!
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Postby Rockindeano » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:41 am

Arianddu wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:What about the size of the woman??? What if her HooHa is sooooo big John Holmes himself wouldn't touch the sides or the cervical end??? Hmmmmmm???

Maybe all the women complaining about all men having small dicks really have giant HooHa's?


Geez, way to make me want to go back and immediately delete my last comment! :lol: :lol: :lol:


BTW - any guy long enough to hit the cervix isn't going to be making many lady-friends; that hurts!


It would be like rota-tilling her shit crop eh?
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Postby Arianddu » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:47 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:What about the size of the woman??? What if her HooHa is sooooo big John Holmes himself wouldn't touch the sides or the cervical end??? Hmmmmmm???

Maybe all the women complaining about all men having small dicks really have giant HooHa's?


Geez, way to make me want to go back and immediately delete my last comment! :lol: :lol: :lol:


BTW - any guy long enough to hit the cervix isn't going to be making many lady-friends; that hurts!


It would be like rota-tilling her shit crop eh?


Decidedly no. Imagine someone sucker-punching you in the throat, right on the windpipe. Now shift that feeling to your lower-mid gut, and concentrate it in an area about 1 inch in diameter.
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Postby Melissa » Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:49 am

Actually the female cervix is about 4-6 inches in, so no it wouldn't take some extremely endowed guy to reach, unless that garage theory came into play. They check your cervix when you're in labor with their fingers, so no it's not hard to reach, and women can be taught to feel their own cervix for fertility issues too, so again, not that hard to reach.

And RVR... my thoughts exactly :lol:
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Postby Deb » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:05 am

KenTheDude wrote:Someone made this comment about size in the "Too Big vs Too Loud" thread: Not really, as long as you know how to use it.

And my response was:

Technically, that should be true because they'll tell you that, and there is such a thing as too big. But deep down inside (no pun intended), most, if not all women, want a guy who's packin'. Just like an engine in a car, there's no substitute for cubic inches.

So yes, when you get down to it, size does matter.


:lol: Not necessarily. Actually a woman can have a great sex life, even if the guy is dickless, if the guy really knows what he's doing. :twisted:
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Postby Angel » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:09 am

Melissa wrote:They check your cervix when you're in labor with their fingers,

Been there, done that. :wink: :lol:
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Postby Melissa » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:12 am

Angel wrote:
Melissa wrote:They check your cervix when you're in labor with their fingers,

Been there, done that. :wink: :lol:


:lol: Yeah and you're not having to reach in there up to your elbows or anything I'm sure! :lol: :wink:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:14 am

Deb wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:Someone made this comment about size in the "Too Big vs Too Loud" thread: Not really, as long as you know how to use it.

And my response was:

Technically, that should be true because they'll tell you that, and there is such a thing as too big. But deep down inside (no pun intended), most, if not all women, want a guy who's packin'. Just like an engine in a car, there's no substitute for cubic inches.

So yes, when you get down to it, size does matter.


:lol: Not necessarily. Actually a woman can have a great sex life, even if the guy is dickless, if the guy really knows what he's doing. :twisted:


Um, Deb..... that would be called "a woman" and I guess if that's the case, we don't need men afterall :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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Postby RossValoryRocks » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:15 am

Deb wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:Someone made this comment about size in the "Too Big vs Too Loud" thread: Not really, as long as you know how to use it.

And my response was:

Technically, that should be true because they'll tell you that, and there is such a thing as too big. But deep down inside (no pun intended), most, if not all women, want a guy who's packin'. Just like an engine in a car, there's no substitute for cubic inches.

So yes, when you get down to it, size does matter.


:lol: Not necessarily. Actually a woman can have a great sex life, even if the guy is dickless, if the guy really knows what he's doing. :twisted:


As LONG as he is NOT tongueless!
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Postby Angel » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:29 am

Melissa wrote:
Angel wrote:
Melissa wrote:They check your cervix when you're in labor with their fingers,

Been there, done that. :wink: :lol:


:lol: Yeah and you're not having to reach in there up to your elbows or anything I'm sure! :lol: :wink:

Not usually. :lol: But I do often wonder about the father's size when the mom screams bloody murder when I put two small fingers in (my hands are actually quite small).....doesn't say much for the poor guy.
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Does size REALLY matter

Postby Everett » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:38 am

Nope
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Re: Does size REALLY matter

Postby S2M » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:44 am

Everett wrote:Nope


You heard it folks..ANY size for Eve......lol
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