Does size REALLY matter?

[Everett]

Nope

You heard it folks..ANY size for Eve......lol

You deserve a bitch slap . Anyway i haven't heard any complaints.

[Deb]

Someone made this comment about size in the "Too Big vs Too Loud" thread: Not really, as long as you know how to use it.

And my response was:

Technically, that should be true because they'll tell you that, and there is such a thing as too big. But deep down inside (no pun intended), most, if not all women, want a guy who's packin'. Just like an engine in a car, there's no substitute for cubic inches.

So yes, when you get down to it, size does matter.

Not necessarily. Actually a woman can have a great sex life, even if the guy is dickless, if the guy really knows what he's doing.

Um, Deb..... that would be called "a woman" and I guess if that's the case, we don't need men afterall

LOL not necessarily, maybe some poor guy lost it in a machine shop accident or something.

[Angel]

Nope

You heard it folks..ANY size for Eve......lol

You deserve a bitch slap . Anyway i haven't heard any complaints.

Get back to us on this when you lose your virginity.

[Everett]

Nope

You heard it folks..ANY size for Eve......lol

You deserve a bitch slap . Anyway i haven't heard any complaints.

Get back to us on this when you lose your virginity.

You're six years late

[Rockindeano]

Look at Natalie rise up out of nowhere and deliver a knockout roundhouse to Eve's grill. Nice work.

Owned Eve.

[Angel]

Nope

You heard it folks..ANY size for Eve......lol

You deserve a bitch slap . Anyway i haven't heard any complaints.

Get back to us on this when you lose your virginity.

You're six years late

Dude, I said "when you lose your virginity" not when you get your first erection from looking at your dad's GQ magazine.

[StevePerryHair]

Nope

You heard it folks..ANY size for Eve......lol

[portland]

Is SteveW2 on vacation again?? This is his type of thread.

[StevePerryHair]

Someone made this comment about size in the "Too Big vs Too Loud" thread: Not really, as long as you know how to use it.

And my response was:

Technically, that should be true because they'll tell you that, and there is such a thing as too big. But deep down inside (no pun intended), most, if not all women, want a guy who's packin'. Just like an engine in a car, there's no substitute for cubic inches.

So yes, when you get down to it, size does matter.

Not necessarily. Actually a woman can have a great sex life, even if the guy is dickless, if the guy really knows what he's doing.

Um, Deb..... that would be called "a woman" and I guess if that's the case, we don't need men afterall

LOL not necessarily, maybe some poor guy lost it in a machine shop accident or something.

well let's hope it was only his lower extremities affected for sure then!!!

[Jana]

JasonD, I miss you on threads like this. You would have a lot to say on this subject.

[portland]

JasonD, I miss you on threads like this. You would have a lot to say on this subject.

Yes I am sure he would....and it would be quite funny as well.

[S2M]

Nope

You heard it folks..ANY size for Eve......lol

It's about time YOU made an appearance!!! FFS, quit avoiding us...Jeesh, Rizz....

[StevePerryHair]

Nope

You heard it folks..ANY size for Eve......lol

It's about time YOU made an appearance!!! FFS, quit avoiding us...Jeesh, Rizz....

I was all over the oil spill thread today shows how much YOU pay attention

[Deb]

Nope

You heard it folks..ANY size for Eve......lol

It's about time YOU made an appearance!!! FFS, quit avoiding us...Jeesh, Rizz....

LMAO! Yep, anybody mentions dick size, and zoom, here comes Lynn.....

[RossValoryRocks]

Nope

You heard it folks..ANY size for Eve......lol

It's about time YOU made an appearance!!! FFS, quit avoiding us...Jeesh, Rizz....

I was all over the oil spill thread today shows how much YOU pay attention

You were??? I THOUGHT the oil spill looked sexier today!

[StevePerryHair]

Nope

You heard it folks..ANY size for Eve......lol

It's about time YOU made an appearance!!! FFS, quit avoiding us...Jeesh, Rizz....

LMAO! Yep, anybody mentions dick size, and zoom, here comes Lynn.....

among other such topics

[MBPL]

Someone made this comment about size in the "Too Big vs Too Loud" thread: Not really, as long as you know how to use it.

And my response was:

Technically, that should be true because they'll tell you that, and there is such a thing as too big. But deep down inside (no pun intended), most, if not all women, want a guy who's packin'. Just like an engine in a car, there's no substitute for cubic inches.

So yes, when you get down to it, size does matter.

Not necessarily. Actually a woman can have a great sex life, even if the guy is dickless, if the guy really knows what he's doing.

As LONG as he is NOT tongueless!

BWAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA !!!

[StevePerryHair]

Nope

You heard it folks..ANY size for Eve......lol

It's about time YOU made an appearance!!! FFS, quit avoiding us...Jeesh, Rizz....

I was all over the oil spill thread today shows how much YOU pay attention

You were??? I THOUGHT the oil spill looked sexier today!

I think my posts went unnoticed because I wasn't in the political discussions

[Michigan Girl]

Nope

You heard it folks..ANY size for Eve......lol

It's about time YOU made an appearance!!! FFS, quit avoiding us...Jeesh, Rizz....

LMAO! Yep, anybody mentions dick size, and zoom, here comes Lynn.....

This is THEE funniest thing I've read all year ...Deb~you go girl!!! <<<< I looked like this, only mouth open...
Now this>>>>>>>>>>

[RossValoryRocks]

Someone made this comment about size in the "Too Big vs Too Loud" thread: Not really, as long as you know how to use it.

And my response was:

Technically, that should be true because they'll tell you that, and there is such a thing as too big. But deep down inside (no pun intended), most, if not all women, want a guy who's packin'. Just like an engine in a car, there's no substitute for cubic inches.

So yes, when you get down to it, size does matter.

Not necessarily. Actually a woman can have a great sex life, even if the guy is dickless, if the guy really knows what he's doing.

As LONG as he is NOT tongueless!

BWAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA !!!

Well...it's true! Though maybe I should have said "If he has tongue longness"...Though I imaging tongue control is more important...

The KISS song lick it up isn't about cleaning a plate for goodness sake...well...then again...maybe it is!

[Deb]

Someone made this comment about size in the "Too Big vs Too Loud" thread: Not really, as long as you know how to use it.

And my response was:

Technically, that should be true because they'll tell you that, and there is such a thing as too big. But deep down inside (no pun intended), most, if not all women, want a guy who's packin'. Just like an engine in a car, there's no substitute for cubic inches.

So yes, when you get down to it, size does matter.

Not necessarily. Actually a woman can have a great sex life, even if the guy is dickless, if the guy really knows what he's doing.

As LONG as he is NOT tongueless!

BWAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA !!!

Well...it's true! Though maybe I should have said "If he has tongue longness"...Though I imaging tongue control is more important...

The KISS song lick it up isn't about cleaning a plate for goodness sake...well...then again...maybe it is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg

Do you actually think Shannon Tweed is with Gene Simmons cuz he so damn hot looking.

[RossValoryRocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg

Do you actually think Shannon Tweed is with Gene Simmons cuz he so damn hot looking.

No...it's because he can apply sun tan lotion to the back of his neck with the tip of his tongue, while styling his hair with the rest!

[Rockindeano]

I looked like this, only mouth open...

Look at Coug...in the dick thread with her mouth open. Go figure.

[StevePerryHair]

Nope

You heard it folks..ANY size for Eve......lol

It's about time YOU made an appearance!!! FFS, quit avoiding us...Jeesh, Rizz....

LMAO! Yep, anybody mentions dick size, and zoom, here comes Lynn.....

This is THEE funniest thing I've read all year ...Deb~you go girl!!! <<<< I looked like this, only mouth open...
Now this>>>>>>>>>>

She forgot that happens when boobies are mentioned too

[Deb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg

Do you actually think Shannon Tweed is with Gene Simmons cuz he so damn hot looking.

No...it's because he can apply sun tan lotion to the back of his neck with the tip of his tongue, while styling his hair with the rest!

[Deb]

Nope

You heard it folks..ANY size for Eve......lol

It's about time YOU made an appearance!!! FFS, quit avoiding us...Jeesh, Rizz....

LMAO! Yep, anybody mentions dick size, and zoom, here comes Lynn.....

This is THEE funniest thing I've read all year ...Deb~you go girl!!! <<<< I looked like this, only mouth open...
Now this>>>>>>>>>>

She forgot that happens when boobies are mentioned too

True MG, Lynn's got a thing for my random drive-bys........

[Michigan Girl]

LMAO! Yep, anybody mentions dick size, and zoom, here comes Lynn.....

This is THEE funniest thing I've read all year ...Deb~you go girl!!! <<<< I looked like this, only mouth open...
Now this>>>>>>>>>>

She forgot that happens when boobies are mentioned too

True MG, Lynn's got a thing for my random drive-bys........

lol ...does size matter?!?!

[Voyager]

Personally, I think the PC thing for women to say is size doesn't matter...when deep down inside it does...and I think, as a friend said to me recently, 'well if the woman has a GARAGE down there it probably does!!!'

If she has a three-car garage down there, even the biggest hot rod won't fill it.

[Michigan Girl]

I looked like this, only mouth open...

Look at Coug...in the dick thread with her mouth open. Go figure.

lol ...the way you edited that, ingenius!!

mouth clenched ...eyes squinting!!!

I mean teeth^^^^

Deb has got some seriously funny lines in this thread ...

"Do you actually think Shannon Tweed is with Gene Simmons cuz he so damn hot looking"

and the one about getting caught in a machine or something ...lol

[Rockindeano]

Maybe I'm just immature, but I think talk about rods, garages, dicks and holes are hilarious. Maybe it's just me, IDK. Jesus, I just shit my pants, lol.