Does size REALLY matter?

[MBPL]

Ok..so switching things a bit....

What percentage of women here like the tongue better than the the Missle?

Depends on what kind of "warhead" the missle got on it...

and depends if their partner is GREAT with their tongue...

BOTH! Actually, the inside of the human mouth is filled with more germs than an animal's mouth, so...WHOOPS! No, wait let me rephrase my comment before I open up a weird thread about sex with animals...BOTH!

Just use mouthwash.....

Tee!

[AlteredDNA]

Ok..so switching things a bit....

What percentage of women here like the tongue better than the the Missle?

Depends on what kind of "warhead" the missle got on it...

and depends if their partner is GREAT with their tongue...

BOTH! Actually, the inside of the human mouth is filled with more germs than an animal's mouth, so...WHOOPS! No, wait let me rephrase my comment before I open up a weird thread about sex with animals...BOTH.

Just use mouthwash.....

or these...

[S2M]

Who are the 10 brainiacs who voted YES?! LMAO!

[portland]

Ok..so switching things a bit....

What percentage of women here like the tongue better than the the Missle?

Depends on what kind of "warhead" the missle got on it...

and depends if their partner is GREAT with their tongue...

BOTH! Actually, the inside of the human mouth is filled with more germs than an animal's mouth, so...WHOOPS! No, wait let me rephrase my comment before I open up a weird thread about sex with animals...BOTH.

Just use mouthwash.....

or these...

LMAO.....for that fresh feeling.....

[Don]

Nothing like getting that vapor action going and watching a woman's eyes roll into the back of her head.

[parfait]

Nothing like getting that vapor action going and watching a woman's eyes roll into the back of her head.

That's actually a pretty cool trick. Never brush your teeth before going down on a woman though. That can easily lead to infections. Mouthwash should be used after the muff dive, not before.

And of course size matters. When talking about sex, then of course every woman would want something big. You all can yap about "loving cuddly men who do the dishes and doesn't talk back", but on a pure primal, sexual level, then every woman would prefer someone who's packing. If the sex isn't good, then what's the point? But what do I know; not really the relationship type.

[Rockindeano]

Nothing like getting that vapor action going and watching a woman's eyes roll into the back of her head.

Lock your doors in early August buddy. Saint John and I are coming to find you and party like it's 1999. Seriously, you are the funniest motherfucker on here.

[MBPL]

Nothing like getting that vapor action going and watching a woman's eyes roll into the back of her head.

That's actually a pretty cool trick. Never brush your teeth before going down on a woman though. That can easily lead to infections. Mouthwash should be used after the muff dive, not before.

And of course size matters. When talking about sex, then of course every woman would want something big. You all can yap about "loving cuddly men who do the dishes and doesn't talk back", but on a pure primal, sexual level, then every woman would prefer someone who's packing. If the sex isn't good, then what's the point? But what do I know; now really the relationship type.

WHOA! Beast!

[7 Wishes]

I could go (and have gone) down on a woman for hours at a time. The actual sex is way down on the list for me...I could stay down there for days at a time and just come up for air every now and then. Guess it's a fetish...or so my wife says.

[Michigan Girl]

I could go (and have gone) down on a woman for hours at a time. The actual sex is way down on the list for me...I could stay down there for days at a time and just come up for air every now and then. Guess it's a fetish...or so my wife says.

Perhaps that's where you do all your best thinking ...or imagining that you see a racist behind every bush?!?!

[Michigan Girl]

Nothing like getting that vapor action going and watching a woman's eyes roll into the back of her head.

LMAO!! You have so many tricks in your bag!!

[Arianddu]

Who are the 10 brainiacs who voted YES?! LMAO!

Men?

[Arianddu]

No disrespect to anyone here, but most guys don't get it. Girls are lucky they can get a guy to pause Xbox long enough to have sex, let alone put effort into being sweet and romantic. Sense of humor, confidence and being a little romantic where it counts is 3 simple ways to charm a woman without mentioning your cock. You don't have to wear silk shirts, carry around bottles of wine and candles and talk in some smooth latin accent all day. Just do little things.

All basically true. And IMO, a great sense of humour is one of THE sexiest qualities in a guy. LOL especially one that can laugh at himself too. Heck, look at how many women lil David Spade gets.

Yeap, that's it. My weakness is a man with sense of humor who can also laugh at himself. I rarely find both things in one man. If I could find both, AND toss in compassion, a functioning brain (in his head) and reciprocity...he's my huzband! :wink:

In my experience, those qualifications give you about 5% odds - but when you factor in straight and not already married, make that about 0.05%. Sigh.

[Arianddu]

And of course size matters. When talking about sex, then of course every woman would want something big. You all can yap about "loving cuddly men who do the dishes and doesn't talk back", but on a pure primal, sexual level, then every woman would prefer someone who's packing. If the sex isn't good, then what's the point? But what do I know; not really the relationship type.

Thus proving how young, and thus relatively inexperienced, you are. Big cock =/= good sex. No matter how you cut it, or who the participants are, technique and personality are ALWAYS going to trump size.

Interesting that no one's mentioned fit yet. I'm not talking just genitals, I mean the whole pelvic area, even the whole lower body, how it all fits together. Now I've been thinking about it, for me at least, that makes a much bigger difference; penis size doesn't have that much to do with whether or not all the right buttons getting pushed.

[MBPL]

No disrespect to anyone here, but most guys don't get it. Girls are lucky they can get a guy to pause Xbox long enough to have sex, let alone put effort into being sweet and romantic. Sense of humor, confidence and being a little romantic where it counts is 3 simple ways to charm a woman without mentioning your cock. You don't have to wear silk shirts, carry around bottles of wine and candles and talk in some smooth latin accent all day. Just do little things.

All basically true. And IMO, a great sense of humour is one of THE sexiest qualities in a guy. LOL especially one that can laugh at himself too. Heck, look at how many women lil David Spade gets.

Yeap, that's it. My weakness is a man with sense of humor who can also laugh at himself. I rarely find both things in one man. If I could find both, AND toss in compassion, a functioning brain (in his head) and reciprocity...he's my huzband! :wink:

In my experience, those qualifications give you about 5% odds - but when you factor in straight and not already married, make that about 0.05%. Sigh.

Hence the reason I sleep sandwiched between two "pussies" ev'ry damned night! ~sign~ is right!

[Jana]

Who are the 10 brainiacs who voted YES?! LMAO!

I voted yes, one way or the other.

[Arianddu]

Hence the reason I sleep sandwiched between two "pussies" ev'ry damned night! ~sign~ is right!

Do you have the problem that the cat likes to sleep curled up right where you want to roll over onto in your sleep? I now wake up when I move in bed, even if the damn cat isn't there!

[Deb]

Nothing like getting that vapor action going and watching a woman's eyes roll into the back of her head.

Too funny! We were just talking about that a couple weeks ago. It is just as enticing to women, to watch her man's eye's roll back too. And were talking about this video........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0

The intense eye roll at @ 1:10 is probably one of the more subtly sexiest thing I've seen in a music video in a while. LOL the singer's not even that attractive. But that subtle visual is more sexy than a gratuitus hunks 6 pack abs or any kind of gratuitus music video nudity for that matter. Although I have NO clue what this video is about? Chickens running around?

[Arianddu]

Nothing like getting that vapor action going and watching a woman's eyes roll into the back of her head.

Too funny! We were just talking about that a couple weeks ago. It is just as enticing to women, to watch her man's eye's roll back too. And were talking about this video........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0

The intense eye roll at @ 1:10 is probably one of the more subtly sexiest thing I've seen in a music video in a while. LOL the singer's not even that attractive. But that subtle visual is more sexy than a gratuitus hunks 6 pack abs or any kind of gratuitus music video nudity for that matter. Although I have NO clue what this video is about? Chickens running around?

What's the song, Deb? I'm getting the 'this content is blocked in your country' message, so I need a name to search on.

[Angel]

The intense eye roll at @ 1:10 is probably one of the more subtly sexiest thing I've seen in a music video in a while.

I can't decide if it's sexy or creepy.

[Deb]

Nothing like getting that vapor action going and watching a woman's eyes roll into the back of her head.

Too funny! We were just talking about that a couple weeks ago. It is just as enticing to women, to watch her man's eye's roll back too. And were talking about this video........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0

The intense eye roll at @ 1:10 is probably one of the more subtly sexiest thing I've seen in a music video in a while. LOL the singer's not even that attractive. But that subtle visual is more sexy than a gratuitus hunks 6 pack abs or any kind of gratuitus music video nudity for that matter. Although I have NO clue what this video is about? Chickens running around?

What's the song, Deb? I'm getting the 'this content is blocked in your country' message, so I need a name to search on.

Kings of Leon - Sex On Fire

LOL, I like the song, but kind of a weird video. Not sure if the guy is possessed or maybe it's exorcism I don't know, but there's a bunch of chickens running around then shots of guys eating chicken??????

[AlteredDNA]

Nothing like getting that vapor action going and watching a woman's eyes roll into the back of her head.

LMAO!! You have so many tricks in your bag!!

Hey! I posted the Altoids first...

[Deb]

The intense eye roll at @ 1:10 is probably one of the more subtly sexiest thing I've seen in a music video in a while.

I can't decide if it's sexy or creepy.

LOL! Ya, know what you mean, he's kinda creepy, but the visual itself is sexy as hell.

[G.I.Jim]

I have a buddy I work with that always tells women "Hey, I'm only about 5 inches... but I'm hung like a Coke can!!!" I always crack up when he says that shit.

[Michigan Girl]

Nothing like getting that vapor action going and watching a woman's eyes roll into the back of her head.

LMAO!! You have so many tricks in your bag!!

Hey! I posted the Altoids first...

lol ...
You did, you sure did ...I thought that was for the breath, so sorry!!

But they are teeny~tiny little things that pack a powerful punch ...so no, size does not matter!!

[MBPL]

Hence the reason I sleep sandwiched between two "pussies" ev'ry damned night! ~sign~ is right!

Do you have the problem that the cat likes to sleep curled up right where you want to roll over onto in your sleep? I now wake up when I move in bed, even if the damn cat isn't there!

YES! But, I don't have a problem with my 8 lb girl cat who is afraid of air, she sits neatly and quietly in a cat bed on top of my bed in the corner. My problem is my 16lb Orange Tabby boy who will sleep anywhere else at night, but in the morning he MUST be near me when I wake up. When I state "near" I mean I either wake up with him sitting on top of one of my 50 lbs of middle-aged boobs that drips under my armpit when I roll on one side. OR, he'll plant his fat ass firmly on top of my chin with the back of his ass right at my face, I literally wake up looking the shape of a big M! OR, he out stretches one of his fat paws right into my nostril or between my lips which makes me wake up in a bit of a panic. Gotta love it.

[MBPL]

Nothing like getting that vapor action going and watching a woman's eyes roll into the back of her head.

Too funny! We were just talking about that a couple weeks ago. It is just as enticing to women, to watch her man's eye's roll back too. And were talking about this video........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0

The intense eye roll at @ 1:10 is probably one of the more subtly sexiest thing I've seen in a music video in a while. LOL the singer's not even that attractive. But that subtle visual is more sexy than a gratuitus hunks 6 pack abs or any kind of gratuitus music video nudity for that matter. Although I have NO clue what this video is about? Chickens running around?

I adore Kings of Leon and the lead singer's smoky voice, FABULOUS!

That video was also a bit "odd" for me, but I can get into some surrealism. I read Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis while in college and I swear I saw that roach/beetle guy in my dreams, yeesh! But I adored the book, disturbing, but a bit of disturbance is good for the brain, I think. Or, am I saying my brain is disturbed? Well, all I know is the KOL video can be interpreted however you choose, I suppose.

For instance, I saw the video as the tale of young white men singing about a great night of sex. It was so good one of the guys either had a wild dream or he was still hot from the sex he just had, eyeball rolling to the back of your head sex. He was so transfixed he could not help but masturbate during rehearsal. Then his band mates took a break from rehearsing to eat lunch which consisted of buckets of fried chicken prepared fresh for them. The guy was still so into it he did not realize his band mates were full from eating chicken and doing interpretive dance, showering and splashing in water while he masturbated until he climaxed.

[Tomulator]

I could go (and have gone) down on a woman for hours at a time. The actual sex is way down on the list for me...I could stay down there for days at a time and just come up for air every now and then. Guess it's a fetish...or so my wife says.

So, I guess this is the part of the thread where all the insecure men on here start talking about how good they are in bed...



If you are REALLY good...there is no need to "talk" about it.

[Jana]

I could go (and have gone) down on a woman for hours at a time. The actual sex is way down on the list for me...I could stay down there for days at a time and just come up for air every now and then. Guess it's a fetish...or so my wife says.

So, I guess this is the part of the thread where all the insecure men on here start talking about how good they are in bed...



If you are REALLY good...there is no need to "talk" about it.

I agree, way TMI. Plus "the actual sex way down on the list for me" comment is nothing to brag about IMO. :

[S2M]

I could go (and have gone) down on a woman for hours at a time. The actual sex is way down on the list for me...I could stay down there for days at a time and just come up for air every now and then. Guess it's a fetish...or so my wife says.

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