Does size REALLY matter?

[Tomulator]

I have found that the "element of surprise" is effective! You know...where you both have just a "split second" to decide to rip into each other...

[Michigan Girl]

Ok...here's my take...

First and foremost, "romance" is a way of life, not just right before, during, and then falling asleep...

Secondly, variety is essential in all areas - time / place / duration / positions / intensity / etc...

It's like driving. Almost everyone enjoys a nice, long, scenic drive - no real destination in mind, just enjoying the journey. Hills, valleys, speeding up, slowing down, full speed ahead, taking turns driving versus riding...

Then there are times when you just need to rush around the corner to pick up a gallon of milk...

Lastly, always make sure you've got enough fuel in the tank - nothing worse than running out mid-way there...

My 2¢...

This is DEFINITELY the Cadillac Escalade, I'd recognize it anywhere!!

You are top notch, DNA!!!xoxo

[Michigan Girl]

I have found that the "element of surprise" is effective! You know...where you both have just a "split second" to decide to rip into each other...

lol ...
Elevator ...mentioned earlier!!
FYI, they do have cameras now!!

[7 Wishes]

Hmmm...hotel balconies, hot tubs, public swimming pools, the side of the road, behind a restaurant, on the hood of the car in the middle of nowhere...been there, done that. It rocks.

[Tomulator]

I have found that the "element of surprise" is effective! You know...where you both have just a "split second" to decide to rip into each other...

lol ...
Elevator ...mentioned earlier!!
FYI, they do have cameras now!!

I'm afraid to ask "how" you know that MG...

[parfait]

I have found that the "element of surprise" is effective! You know...where you both have just a "split second" to decide to rip into each other...

lol ...
Elevator ...mentioned earlier!!
FYI, they do have cameras now!!

I'm afraid to ask "how" you know that MG...

She knows her way around redtube.com - that's how. Like she ever did it in a elevator

And doing it in the pool is fucking gross. Diseases there spreads faster than diarrhea in a Taco Bell. Even worse than tacos is a kebab - the result is a one way barbed smoothie that'll rip up your whole sigmoid and rectum.

[lights1961]

if someone actually voted maybe but not me... are they really telling the truth???

[Michigan Girl]

Heeeeyyy, peach fuzz parfait ...quit trying to blow my cover!!

[lights1961]

I have found that the "element of surprise" is effective! You know...where you both have just a "split second" to decide to rip into each other...

lol ...
Elevator ...mentioned earlier!!
FYI, they do have cameras now!!

I'm afraid to ask "how" you know that MG...

She knows her way around redtube.com - that's how. Like she ever did it in a elevator

And doing it in the pool is fucking gross. Diseases there spreads faster than diarrhea in a Taco Bell. Even worse than tacos is a kebab - the result is a one way barbed smoothie that'll rip up your whole sigmoid and rectum.

this is one thought that should have been kept to yourself... but really pretty damn funny!!! I think I just got ill from reading this!! hahaha...

[RossValoryRocks]

She usually needs about 3-5 minutes of recovery time. No more.

Wow!!! 7. Let's add this up. Hours of oral sex. Let's say 5 hours. Then add 'dozens of moments of Zen'...so that's 12. 12*5=60 hours. Plus 5 minutes recovery time between each moment. 10*5= 50 min. Grand total of 60 hours and 50 minutes. That's some marathon sex session!!!

One question...how do you find the time to keep up with the politics?!

Or do you combine the two?????

If what he posts here is any indication, I'd say he doesn't ... WELL!!
I hope the sex is better ...

ROFLMAO!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the funniest post EVER made on MR.

[The Sushi Hunter]

Mmmmmmm..... chocolate chip cookies.....the other thing I love to eat moist right before bed time.

[Carla777]

for me, to be honest the size does matter only if is really small, medium size is perfect, but of course all is better if you have a non selfish partner, who you feel comfortable and you can get a real intimacy moment

[Tomulator]

for me, to be honest the size does matter only if is really small, medium size is perfect, but of course all is better if you have a non selfish partner, who you feel comfortable and you can get a real intimacy moment

So...you like em REALLY HUGE then??!

[Jana]

for me, to be honest the size does matter only if is really small, medium size is perfect, but of course all is better if you have a non selfish partner, who you feel comfortable and you can get a real intimacy moment

That's why I put size does matter, what I bolded.

[7 Wishes]

ROFLMAO!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the funniest post EVER made on MR.

You say that anytime someone pokes fun or jests anyone who isn't in brownshirted lockstep with your particular belief system.

Anyway, why would a grown man patronize anyone who's left of center with assertions that they are have less cranial capacity than slugs, when he himself quotes a WWE wrestler in his sig? I didn't know Stunning Steve was an intellectual contemporary of Heidegger and Kierkegard.

[RossValoryRocks]

ROFLMAO!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the funniest post EVER made on MR.

You say that anytime someone pokes fun or jests anyone who isn't in brownshirted lockstep with your particular belief system.

Anyway, why would a grown man patronize anyone who's left of center with assertions that they are have less cranial capacity than slugs, when he himself quotes a WWE wrestler in his sig? I didn't know Stunning Steve was an intellectual contemporary of Heidegger and Kierkegard.

Yeah I am such a brownshirt ...The quote is a humorous juxtaposition...and if you DID have the crainial capacity of a slug you would understand it.

And muscleboy you shouldn't be poking fun of WWE wrestling...as you appear to be suspiciously like them.

[7 Wishes]

Yeah I am such a brownshirt ...The quote is a humorous juxtaposition...and if you DID have the crainial capacity of a slug you would understand it.
And muscleboy you shouldn't be poking fun of WWE wrestling...as you appear to be suspiciously like them.

It's not nearly clever enough to be considered juxtaposed.

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

THAT is a far better example.

I'm 6'2" and 190 pounds, dude. What exactly do I have in common with Sargeant Slaughter or the Ultimate Warrior? I don't even use protein powder. If I used supplements I'd be more like 225. So try a different angle. That one is laughable, outdated, and too far out of range to be considered pejorative.