I saw MOOSE!!!

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Re: I saw MOOSE!!!

Postby G.I.Jim » Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:51 am

MBPL wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:On a lighter note, I saw 7 or 8 moose this past week on my fishing trip! :D I've seen them before as a child, but they are amazing creatures (and freaking HUGE!!!). I caught the biggest trout of my life (17 inch brook trout), and caught several other beautiful fish. We had an awesome (and adventurous) trip.

Some highlights... My dad burning up the boat motor, leaving me to paddle us about two fucking miles back to the camp! :shock: :lol: How did he top it the next day? He took the canoe out by himself and flipped it right there at the beach. In it were my wallet and a very nice camera that I had bought my wife for Christmas last year. Good news... the wallet was fine. The camera... ehhhh, it won't turn on, and it's been drying out for 3 days now. :cry:

Overall though, a great trip! I made a lot of new friends, and we ate awesome food out there, drank LOTS of alcohol, and I learned how to play cribbage. Very cool trip, but I am SOOOO glad to be back. :D


:lol: :lol: Brilliant "highlights", G.I. JIM! Your situation with your dad and the...mooses, meese, mice...is the story of my life! What can go wrong DOES go wrong! Sorry about the camera, glad about the wallet and the fishes...fish...feesh... but oh boy! Shit sure can happen when you least expect it, can't it? The good thing, you've got funny and fond memories to share over the dinner table! MBPL


:D You are one crazy lady! :lol: You're absolutely right though... we have some great stories. :wink:
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Postby Arianddu » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:30 am

artist4perry wrote:Slow day guys? :? :? :wink: :lol: :lol: I am glad you saw a moose. As I said before...........My sister was bit by a moose once.

Anyone else know the rest of the gag? :wink:


(Sadly, MR does not seem to have a rolling end-credits option, so you'll just have to imagine them.)

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".


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Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

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Møøse trained by etc etc. Long list of moose effects and various Swedish personel, the only that I immediately recall being Siggi Churchill.

Hmmm, must rewatch the Holy Grail sometime soon.
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Postby artist4perry » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:39 pm

Arianddu wrote:
artist4perry wrote:Slow day guys? :? :? :wink: :lol: :lol: I am glad you saw a moose. As I said before...........My sister was bit by a moose once.

Anyone else know the rest of the gag? :wink:


(Sadly, MR does not seem to have a rolling end-credits option, so you'll just have to imagine them.)

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".


We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.




Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.


Møøse trained by etc etc. Long list of moose effects and various Swedish personel, the only that I immediately recall being Siggi Churchill.

Hmmm, must rewatch the Holy Grail sometime soon.


The ending was hysterical............ Tiz but a scratch! :lol:
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Postby annie89509 » Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:21 pm

There used to be a poster here named Moose. Whatever happen to him?

Oh, sorry, carry on :lol: ...
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Postby lights1961 » Sat Jun 26, 2010 6:53 am

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Postby G.I.Jim » Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:03 am

lights1961 wrote:http://www.wmtw.com/news/24039533/detail.html?source=htv

more moose tales.


That's cool! One morning while I was there, I saw two moose swim across the lake. It was soon after sunrise, and it was a beautiful sight! they were swimming across the same place a couple of days later, but I didn't see that one... was too lazy to get out of my sleeping bag after a night of drinking/playing cribbage! :lol:
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Postby Babyblue » Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:23 pm

Jim, where are the pics of your holiday sir?????????????????????? :wink: :D
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Postby G.I.Jim » Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:21 am

Babyblue wrote:Jim, where are the pics of your holiday sir?????????????????????? :wink: :D


That's a GREAT question! My dad flipped our canoe, and ruined my camera and soaked my wallet. The camera won't turn on anymore. :cry: I do have about 8 pictures on the card that I was able to save, but I can only use the card in my laptop. I'll try to get them up this weekend.

I have an ex girlfriend on my myspace page who sent me some pictures yesterday that she's had of me for 20 years. :shock: It's cool she still has them. Other than my wife, she was my longest relationship (a year and a half), and it's cool to hear from her after all of these years.

There's two pictures of her and I standing together in full 80's style. Our hairstyles and clothes look absolutely horrendous! :lol: There's another picture of me showing off my guns in a tank top with the worst looking mullet you've ever seen. :shock: :lol:

I'll post them too as soon as I figure out how.
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