Well, you got me there....One time, back in college, we all decided to go get hammered and maybe do a little hog hunting. That means whomever could get the fattest, hairiest, gnarliest chick would win a bet of 20 bucks from 4 guys. Needless to say, I won, easily. I swear to you, I thought I was going to be flattened after this Guernsey sat on me and rode me like Stevie Cauthen. Jesus Christ, I couldn't move my hips nor could I breathe. I had to bite my arm off to escape this pig's crib...I mean that was my great escape in life. LOL, she did buy me about 30 bucks in beer to be able to get drunk enough to do her, so all is well I guess.