Google: A Lot Of People Think Steve Perry Is Dead

[Rockindeano]

Where would you get the tampon Deano?

Your reading comprehension is pretty bad too. I said if I WERE YOU(donna)........

He'd pull it out of his vagina....where else????

If I had a vagina, how many of you ladies would turn gay just to be with me? Come on now, don't be shy.

[Babyblue]

I am sick of these assholes "thinking" he is dead. I am currently embroiled in a fued with some asshole on youtube in The Party's Over page; this guy keeps telling folks Perry smoked cigarettes and had throat cancer. I simply told him to eat a dick and shut his piehole. He told me I am just assuming and have an opinion and that he knows Perry's in laws....LOL, so this guy is sticking with the throat cancer argument....too much. In fact, I need to go over there and slap the shit out of him right now.

Sorry to do this...but "fued" is actually spelled "FEUD".......or maybe it only counts in the OT threads......

(I'll be your VP of spelling)

Well exfuckinscuse me. I had no idea I was on Jeopardy or anything. I obviously reversed the goddamned letters, but you seem to think I have committed a sin worthy of drowning! I mean shit, Ginger spells like Ray Charles drives a racecar, and you don't give her any grief....yet I reverse two letters and it's time for a hanging.

There it is! Some things in life are consistant and you can count on them. Sir-Dean is one of them. Rock on, sir!

That is the best laugh i have had in a long time. Thank You Deano.

He is a talented little turd isn't he? It was a great line Deano. You got me. I hope your manhood shrivels up and rots off.

That he is

[artist4perry]

Where would you get the tampon Deano?

Your reading comprehension is pretty bad too. I said if I WERE YOU(donna)........

Well smarty pants If YOU WERE DONNA.......where would you get the soiled tampon? Out of that big mouth of yours?

He'd pull it out of his vagina....where else????

If I had a vagina, how many of you ladies would turn gay just to be with me? Come on now, don't be shy.

No way, from your past descriptions your not too picky............I don't want to know where that nasty thing has been!

[Rockindeano]

Where would you get the tampon Deano?

Your reading comprehension is pretty bad too. I said if I WERE YOU(donna)........

Well smarty pants If YOU WERE DONNA.......where would you get the soiled tampon? Out of that big mouth of yours?

He'd pull it out of his vagina....where else????

If I had a vagina, how many of you ladies would turn gay just to be with me? Come on now, don't be shy.

No way, from your past descriptions your not too picky............I don't want to know where that nasty thing has been!

Well, you got me there....One time, back in college, we all decided to go get hammered and maybe do a little hog hunting. That means whomever could get the fattest, hairiest, gnarliest chick would win a bet of 20 bucks from 4 guys. Needless to say, I won, easily. I swear to you, I thought I was going to be flattened after this Guernsey sat on me and rode me like Stevie Cauthen. Jesus Christ, I couldn't move my hips nor could I breathe. I had to bite my arm off to escape this pig's crib...I mean that was my great escape in life. LOL, she did buy me about 30 bucks in beer to be able to get drunk enough to do her, so all is well I guess.

[artist4perry]

Where would you get the tampon Deano?

Your reading comprehension is pretty bad too. I said if I WERE YOU(donna)........

Well smarty pants If YOU WERE DONNA.......where would you get the soiled tampon? Out of that big mouth of yours?

He'd pull it out of his vagina....where else????

If I had a vagina, how many of you ladies would turn gay just to be with me? Come on now, don't be shy.

No way, from your past descriptions your not too picky............I don't want to know where that nasty thing has been!

Well, you got me there....One time, back in college, we all decided to go get hammered and maybe do a little hog hunting. That means whomever could get the fattest, hairiest, gnarliest chick would win a bet of 20 bucks from 4 guys. Needless to say, I won, easily. I swear to you, I thought I was going to be flattened after this Guernsey sat on me and rode me like Stevie Cauthen. Jesus Christ, I couldn't move my hips nor could I breathe. I had to bite my arm off to escape this pig's crib...I mean that was my great escape in life. LOL, she did buy me about 30 bucks in beer to be able to get drunk enough to do her, so all is well I guess.

Madsplash........this is a Deano story............. One that requires a bucket of brain bleach to get it out of your head!

[Angel]

Well, you got me there....One time, back in college, we all decided to go get hammered and maybe do a little hog hunting. That means whomever could get the fattest, hairiest, gnarliest chick would win a bet of 20 bucks from 4 guys. Needless to say, I won, easily. I swear to you, I thought I was going to be flattened after this Guernsey sat on me and rode me like Stevie Cauthen. Jesus Christ, I couldn't move my hips nor could I breathe. I had to bite my arm off to escape this pig's crib...I mean that was my great escape in life. LOL, she did buy me about 30 bucks in beer to be able to get drunk enough to do her, so all is well I guess.

Part two of the story.......she won $100 from her friends.

[steveo777]

Where would you get the tampon Deano?

Your reading comprehension is pretty bad too. I said if I WERE YOU(donna)........

Well smarty pants If YOU WERE DONNA.......where would you get the soiled tampon? Out of that big mouth of yours?

He'd pull it out of his vagina....where else????

If I had a vagina, how many of you ladies would turn gay just to be with me? Come on now, don't be shy.

No way, from your past descriptions your not too picky............I don't want to know where that nasty thing has been!

Well, you got me there....One time, back in college, we all decided to go get hammered and maybe do a little hog hunting. That means whomever could get the fattest, hairiest, gnarliest chick would win a bet of 20 bucks from 4 guys. Needless to say, I won, easily. I swear to you, I thought I was going to be flattened after this Guernsey sat on me and rode me like Stevie Cauthen. Jesus Christ, I couldn't move my hips nor could I breathe. I had to bite my arm off to escape this pig's crib...I mean that was my great escape in life. LOL, she did buy me about 30 bucks in beer to be able to get drunk enough to do her, so all is well I guess.

I used work with this guy we called Red. One day he told me he was gonna ask Margaret out. Now Margaret was this porker who was about 35 /5-2/ 275 that worked upstairs in our office. She'd never been married, didn't have any kids....at least not any that lived, that we were aware of. This woman was the epitome of getting hit by the fucking ugly stick. She had all the wrong stuff in all the wrong places, not to mention that she must have had very poor dental hygene as a kid. I swear this hog's breath could peel paint! Anway, so Red's gonna ask her out. I'm like......WHY???? You are not socially challenged and you're a decent looking guy, Red. WTF do you need to ask a land whale out for? He figured that it had probably been about 2 1/2 decades since she'd been laid and if she was gonna really unload he wanted first hand experience. So.....he asks her out and of course she accepts. No way she's turning down the only date she's probably had in 20 years. He decides he's not gonna wine and dine this bitch, but instead, takes her down by the river and smokes a joint with her. He get's her all hot and bothered and they're in the back of his '57 Chevy Nomad with the back seat folded down. She's riding him like a Harley and suddenly without warning she got off him and put her big nasty vag in his face.

What a dumbass! That's what happens when you date a cow.

[artist4perry]

Where would you get the tampon Deano?

Your reading comprehension is pretty bad too. I said if I WERE YOU(donna)........

Well smarty pants If YOU WERE DONNA.......where would you get the soiled tampon? Out of that big mouth of yours?

He'd pull it out of his vagina....where else????

If I had a vagina, how many of you ladies would turn gay just to be with me? Come on now, don't be shy.

No way, from your past descriptions your not too picky............I don't want to know where that nasty thing has been!

Well, you got me there....One time, back in college, we all decided to go get hammered and maybe do a little hog hunting. That means whomever could get the fattest, hairiest, gnarliest chick would win a bet of 20 bucks from 4 guys. Needless to say, I won, easily. I swear to you, I thought I was going to be flattened after this Guernsey sat on me and rode me like Stevie Cauthen. Jesus Christ, I couldn't move my hips nor could I breathe. I had to bite my arm off to escape this pig's crib...I mean that was my great escape in life. LOL, she did buy me about 30 bucks in beer to be able to get drunk enough to do her, so all is well I guess.

I used work with this guy we called Red. One day he told me he was gonna ask Margaret out. Now Margaret was this porker who was about 35 /5-2/ 275 that worked upstairs in our office. She'd never been married, didn't have any kids....at least not any that lived, that we were aware of. This woman was the epitome of getting hit by the fucking ugly stick. She had all the wrong stuff in all the wrong places, not to mention that she must have had very poor dental hygene as a kid. I swear this hog's breath could peel paint! Anway, so Red's gonna ask her out. I'm like......WHY???? You are not socially challenged and you're a decent looking guy, Red. WTF do you need to ask a land whale out for? He figured that it had probably been about 2 1/2 decades since she'd been laid and if she was gonna really unload he wanted first hand experience. So.....he asks her out and of course she accepts. No way she's turning down the only date she's probably had in 20 years. He decides he's not gonna wine and dine this bitch, but instead, takes her down by the river and smokes a joint with her. He get's her all hot and bothered and they're in the back of his '57 Chevy Nomad with the back seat folded down. She's riding him like a Harley and suddenly without warning she got off him and put her big nasty vag in his face.

What a dumbass! That's what happens when you date a cow.

Cows, chicks, and pigs? You guys need to stay away from the livestock!

[Voyager]

Some of you people REALLY need something better to do than arguing about what people type in search engines about the former singer of Journey, Steve Perry.

If I want to be a Perry loon in a few minutes of my time, than that is my choice. I'm sure I could pick apart some of the things you waste your time on, but I won't waste my time on it.

[Rockindeano]

Some of you people REALLY need something better to do than arguing about what people type in search engines about the former singer of Journey, Steve Perry.

If I want to be a Perry loon in a few minutes of my time, than that is my choice. I'm sure I could pick apart some of the things you waste your time on, but I won't waste my time on it.

Listen to me Asshole.

Don't you fucking ever, and I mean ever, change that avatar.

[Michigan Girl]

I used work with this guy we called Red. One day he told me he was gonna ask Margaret out. Now Margaret was this porker who was about 35 /5-2/ 275 that worked upstairs in our office. She'd never been married, didn't have any kids....at least not any that lived, that we were aware of. This woman was the epitome of getting hit by the fucking ugly stick. She had all the wrong stuff in all the wrong places, not to mention that she must have had very poor dental hygene as a kid. I swear this hog's breath could peel paint! Anway, so Red's gonna ask her out. I'm like......WHY???? You are not socially challenged and you're a decent looking guy, Red. WTF do you need to ask a land whale out for? He figured that it had probably been about 2 1/2 decades since she'd been laid and if she was gonna really unload he wanted first hand experience. So.....he asks her out and of course she accepts. No way she's turning down the only date she's probably had in 20 years. He decides he's not gonna wine and dine this bitch, but instead, takes her down by the river and smokes a joint with her. He get's her all hot and bothered and they're in the back of his '57 Chevy Nomad with the back seat folded down. She's riding him like a Harley and suddenly without warning she got off him and put her big nasty vag in his face.

What a dumbass! That's what happens when you date a cow.

I don't even know where to begin w/this story ...

[Michigan Girl]

He's been collecting unemployment longer than any dead man I know of.

You are an ass!!!

[steveo777]

He's been collecting unemployment longer than any dead man I know of.

You are an ass!!!

Somebody has to be, right?
What would this place be without?

[Michigan Girl]

He's been collecting unemployment longer than any dead man I know of.

You are an ass!!!

Somebody has to be, right?
What would this place be without?

Better!!!

[steveo777]

He's been collecting unemployment longer than any dead man I know of.

You are an ass!!!

Somebody has to be, right?
What would this place be without?

Better!!!

Want me to leave?

[Michigan Girl]

He's been collecting unemployment longer than any dead man I know of.

You are an ass!!!

Somebody has to be, right?
What would this place be without?

Better!!!

Want me to leave?

No ...only because I'm sweet!!

[steveo777]

He's been collecting unemployment longer than any dead man I know of.

You are an ass!!!

Somebody has to be, right?
What would this place be without?

Better!!!

Want me to leave?

No ...only because I'm sweet!!

Good....I wouldn't fucking go!

[portland]

He's been collecting unemployment longer than any dead man I know of.

You are an ass!!!

Somebody has to be, right?
What would this place be without?

Better!!!

Want me to leave?

No ...only because I'm sweet!!

Good....I wouldn't fucking go!

Do I get a vote??? Your ass is gone!

[Michigan Girl]

He's been collecting unemployment longer than any dead man I know of.

You are an ass!!!

Somebody has to be, right?
What would this place be without?

Better !!!

Want me to leave?

No ...only because I'm sweet!!

Good....I wouldn't fucking go!

Unfortunately, you and I don't get to make that choice!!

[Voyager]

Some of you people REALLY need something better to do than arguing about what people type in search engines about the former singer of Journey, Steve Perry.

If I want to be a Perry loon in a few minutes of my time, than that is my choice. I'm sure I could pick apart some of the things you waste your time on, but I won't waste my time on it.

Listen to me Asshole.

Don't you fucking ever, and I mean ever, change that avatar.

She is a hot little number isn't she?

[Babyblue]

Where would you get the tampon Deano?

Your reading comprehension is pretty bad too. I said if I WERE YOU(donna)........

Well smarty pants If YOU WERE DONNA.......where would you get the soiled tampon? Out of that big mouth of yours?

He'd pull it out of his vagina....where else????

If I had a vagina, how many of you ladies would turn gay just to be with me? Come on now, don't be shy.

No way, from your past descriptions your not too picky............I don't want to know where that nasty thing has been!

Well, you got me there....One time, back in college, we all decided to go get hammered and maybe do a little hog hunting. That means whomever could get the fattest, hairiest, gnarliest chick would win a bet of 20 bucks from 4 guys. Needless to say, I won, easily. I swear to you, I thought I was going to be flattened after this Guernsey sat on me and rode me like Stevie Cauthen. Jesus Christ, I couldn't move my hips nor could I breathe. I had to bite my arm off to escape this pig's crib...I mean that was my great escape in life. LOL, she did buy me about 30 bucks in beer to be able to get drunk enough to do her, so all is well I guess.

I used work with this guy we called Red. One day he told me he was gonna ask Margaret out. Now Margaret was this porker who was about 35 /5-2/ 275 that worked upstairs in our office. She'd never been married, didn't have any kids....at least not any that lived, that we were aware of. This woman was the epitome of getting hit by the fucking ugly stick. She had all the wrong stuff in all the wrong places, not to mention that she must have had very poor dental hygene as a kid. I swear this hog's breath could peel paint! Anway, so Red's gonna ask her out. I'm like......WHY???? You are not socially challenged and you're a decent looking guy, Red. WTF do you need to ask a land whale out for? He figured that it had probably been about 2 1/2 decades since she'd been laid and if she was gonna really unload he wanted first hand experience. So.....he asks her out and of course she accepts. No way she's turning down the only date she's probably had in 20 years. He decides he's not gonna wine and dine this bitch, but instead, takes her down by the river and smokes a joint with her. He get's her all hot and bothered and they're in the back of his '57 Chevy Nomad with the back seat folded down. She's riding him like a Harley and suddenly without warning she got off him and put her big nasty vag in his face.

What a dumbass! That's what happens when you date a cow.

Cows, chicks, and pigs? You guys need to stay away from the livestock!

[Arianddu]

Want me to leave?

No ...only because I'm sweet!!

Good....I wouldn't fucking go!

MG, I think your reverse psychology failed.

[Tomulator]

Some of you people REALLY need something better to do than arguing about what people type in search engines about the former singer of Journey, Steve Perry.

If I want to be a Perry loon in a few minutes of my time, than that is my choice. I'm sure I could pick apart some of the things you waste your time on, but I won't waste my time on it.

Listen to me Asshole.

Don't you fucking ever, and I mean ever, change that avatar.

Can I get a big AMEN to that one???!!!!!

[brywool]

I can see why most people think he is dead. He never makes any public appearances, doesn't sing in a band, no new material, etc.

Exactly. He apparently likes it like that. He's Eddie from "Eddie and the Cruisers".

Steve shoulda faked his own death... guess he kind of has.

[Ehwmatt]

Why would he make public appearances if he doesn't sing or have new material?

[portland]

Want me to leave?

No ...only because I'm sweet!!

Good....I wouldn't fucking go!

MG, I think your reverse psychology failed.

and it's such a shame!

[Saint John]

Why would he make public appearances if he doesn't sing or have new material?

Maybe he'd like to update us on his new heat tiles.

[artist4perry]

Why would he make public appearances if he doesn't sing or have new material?

Maybe he'd like to update us on his new heat tiles.

SJ with all the hot air you spew he is going to need them.

[portland]

Why would he make public appearances if he doesn't sing or have new material?

Maybe he'd like to update us on his new heat tiles.

SJ with all the hot air you spew he is going to need them.

Good one Ginger!!!

[Babyblue]

Why would he make public appearances if he doesn't sing or have new material?

Maybe he'd like to update us on his new heat tiles.

SJ with all the hot air you spew he is going to need them.

Good one Ginger!!!

That was a really good one Ginger.