Google: A Lot Of People Think Steve Perry Is Dead

[Babyblue]

Well, you got me there....One time, back in college, we all decided to go get hammered and maybe do a little hog hunting. That means whomever could get the fattest, hairiest, gnarliest chick would win a bet of 20 bucks from 4 guys. Needless to say, I won, easily. I swear to you, I thought I was going to be flattened after this Guernsey sat on me and rode me like Stevie Cauthen. Jesus Christ, I couldn't move my hips nor could I breathe. I had to bite my arm off to escape this pig's crib...I mean that was my great escape in life. LOL, she did buy me about 30 bucks in beer to be able to get drunk enough to do her, so all is well I guess.

Part two of the story.......she won $100 from her friends.

[Babyblue]

I am sick of these assholes "thinking" he is dead. I am currently embroiled in a fued with some asshole on youtube in The Party's Over page; this guy keeps telling folks Perry smoked cigarettes and had throat cancer. I simply told him to eat a dick and shut his piehole. He told me I am just assuming and have an opinion and that he knows Perry's in laws....LOL, so this guy is sticking with the throat cancer argument....too much. In fact, I need to go over there and slap the shit out of him right now.

Sorry to do this...but "fued" is actually spelled "FEUD".......or maybe it only counts in the OT threads......

(I'll be your VP of spelling)

Well exfuckinscuse me. I had no idea I was on Jeopardy or anything. I obviously reversed the goddamned letters, but you seem to think I have committed a sin worthy of drowning! I mean shit, Ginger spells like Ray Charles drives a racecar, and you don't give her any grief....yet I reverse two letters and it's time for a hanging.

That is priceless

[donnaplease]

Well, you got me there....One time, back in college, we all decided to go get hammered and maybe do a little hog hunting. That means whomever could get the fattest, hairiest, gnarliest chick would win a bet of 20 bucks from 4 guys. Needless to say, I won, easily. I swear to you, I thought I was going to be flattened after this Guernsey sat on me and rode me like Stevie Cauthen. Jesus Christ, I couldn't move my hips nor could I breathe. I had to bite my arm off to escape this pig's crib...I mean that was my great escape in life. LOL, she did buy me about 30 bucks in beer to be able to get drunk enough to do her, so all is well I guess.

Part two of the story.......she won $100 from her friends.

Now THAT was hilarious! Methinks Natalie burned ya there, Dean!!!

[artist4perry]

Why would he make public appearances if he doesn't sing or have new material?

Maybe he'd like to update us on his new heat tiles.

SJ with all the hot air you spew he is going to need them.

Good one Ginger!!!

That was a really good one Ginger.

Sometimes I make sense!

[Saint John]

Why would he make public appearances if he doesn't sing or have new material?

Maybe he'd like to update us on his new heat tiles.

SJ with all the hot air you spew he is going to need them.

Good one Ginger!!!

That was a really good one Ginger.

Sometimes I make sense!

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[artist4perry]

Why would he make public appearances if he doesn't sing or have new material?

Maybe he'd like to update us on his new heat tiles.

SJ with all the hot air you spew he is going to need them.

Good one Ginger!!!

That was a really good one Ginger.

Sometimes I make sense!

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Did you fall off your pet dinasaur when you told that joke last?

[Abitaman]

Fired from the band....yes.

Dead...No.

Dead to the music scene...yes

[brywool]

Why would he make public appearances if he doesn't sing or have new material?

Maybe he'd like to update us on his new heat tiles.

HAHAHAHAHA- This was a funny post!
Maybe he can get a job for NASA.

Sorry, but the guy and his self-imposed exile is tired news. The guy's not dead, but why would anyone think otherwise?

[Amanda]

It perhaps may be from all the headlines about Stephen Perry, a comic books writer who was recently murdered: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... wD9GQRR6G0

[Since 78]

It perhaps may be from all the headlines about Stephen Perry, a comic books writer who was recently murdered: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... wD9GQRR6G0

You think Steve thought he might be dead when he read that?

[brywool]

It perhaps may be from all the headlines about Stephen Perry, a comic books writer who was recently murdered: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... wD9GQRR6G0

You think Steve thought he might be dead when he read that?

If you play the "Castles Burning" newscast section backwards it clearly says:

"Number 9, Number 9, Number... oh, this is Steve Perry. I can't stand these guys anymore. From now on, it's just me and my cats. Don't expect to hear from me. I will be rolling in dough while the rest of this band plays well into their 70s. By the way, Ross died in 1982. Also, I was the musical genius behind the Meow Mix commercials.
And now, my final bow. Yer all Suckers!"

Geez, it's pretty impossible not to miss...

[Jana]

It perhaps may be from all the headlines about Stephen Perry, a comic books writer who was recently murdered: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... wD9GQRR6G0

You think Steve thought he might be dead when he read that?

If you play the "Castles Burning" newscast section backwards it clearly says:

"Number 9, Number 9, Number... oh, this is Steve Perry. I can't stand these guys anymore. From now on, it's just me and my cats. Don't expect to hear from me. I will be rolling in dough while the rest of this band plays well into their 70s. By the way, Ross died in 1982. Also, I was the musical genius behind the Meow Mix commercials.
And now, my final bow. Yer all Suckers!"

Geez, it's pretty impossible not to miss...