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Rockindeano wrote:What in THE fuk, are you talking about?
Is this some sort of military decoder, like Enigma was for the fucking Crouts?
Arianddu wrote:All I can suggest is don't let the dogs sleep in your room. My ex needed a CPAP machine, and one of the dogs slept on the floor on his side of the bed (so he couldn't get up without her knowing). She'd fart in her sleep, right under the intake valve of the machine. Aparantly concentrated dog fart directly applied to the nose with pressure is its own special brand of nasty.
Rockindeano wrote:Arianddu wrote:All I can suggest is don't let the dogs sleep in your room. My ex needed a CPAP machine, and one of the dogs slept on the floor on his side of the bed (so he couldn't get up without her knowing). She'd fart in her sleep, right under the intake valve of the machine. Aparantly concentrated dog fart directly applied to the nose with pressure is its own special brand of nasty.
I just spewed beer. Nice.
Arianddu wrote:All I can suggest is don't let the dogs sleep in your room. My ex needed a CPAP machine, and one of the dogs slept on the floor on his side of the bed (so he couldn't get up without her knowing). She'd fart in her sleep, right under the intake valve of the machine. Aparantly concentrated dog fart directly applied to the nose with pressure is its own special brand of nasty.
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Rockindeano wrote:Arianddu wrote:All I can suggest is don't let the dogs sleep in your room. My ex needed a CPAP machine, and one of the dogs slept on the floor on his side of the bed (so he couldn't get up without her knowing). She'd fart in her sleep, right under the intake valve of the machine. Aparantly concentrated dog fart directly applied to the nose with pressure is its own special brand of nasty.
I just spewed beer. Nice.
conversationpc wrote:Rockindeano wrote:Arianddu wrote:All I can suggest is don't let the dogs sleep in your room. My ex needed a CPAP machine, and one of the dogs slept on the floor on his side of the bed (so he couldn't get up without her knowing). She'd fart in her sleep, right under the intake valve of the machine. Aparantly concentrated dog fart directly applied to the nose with pressure is its own special brand of nasty.
I just spewed beer. Nice.
BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
The dog does sleep in our room but he is usually at the foot of the bed and not on the floor or near my nightstand.
Arianddu wrote:Well, having said that, it did make a huge difference to how he slept. Went from talking in his sleep half the night and waking up looking like a wreck to sleeping almost straight through the night. His blood pressure dropped for the first time in years, he lost weight without doing anything special, his memory improved and he stopped getting sick every month or so. I seem to recall it took him about a month to adjust to sleeping with it, though; he complained about the breathing out thing too.
Peartree12249 wrote:Obstructive Sleep Apnea was determined to be the cause of death for NFL great Reggie White.
“Loud snoring and daytime sleepiness, manifest primarily by drowsiness and involuntary dozing in sedentary situations, are the primary indicators of obstructive sleep apnea,” said Sateia.
Peartree12249 wrote:Oral appliances, such as those prescribed by dentists, can be used for those who are mask-intolerant.
Rockindeano wrote:Arianddu wrote:All I can suggest is don't let the dogs sleep in your room. My ex needed a CPAP machine, and one of the dogs slept on the floor on his side of the bed (so he couldn't get up without her knowing). She'd fart in her sleep, right under the intake valve of the machine. Aparantly concentrated dog fart directly applied to the nose with pressure is its own special brand of nasty.
I just spewed beer. Nice.
conversationpc wrote:Arianddu wrote:Well, having said that, it did make a huge difference to how he slept. Went from talking in his sleep half the night and waking up looking like a wreck to sleeping almost straight through the night. His blood pressure dropped for the first time in years, he lost weight without doing anything special, his memory improved and he stopped getting sick every month or so. I seem to recall it took him about a month to adjust to sleeping with it, though; he complained about the breathing out thing too.
I don't get sick that often but my blood pressure is moderately high. I'm SO looking forward now to waking up feeling refreshed instead of feeling like rolling back over and going to sleep again for a few hours. I always feel like I have what I call "foggy brain syndrome" for a couple of hours or so after I wake up.
strangegrey wrote:Dave...I hope you can forgive my bluntness here....because it can be termed as blunt and nasty.
Assuming you and your doctors have determined that your apnea is not correctable by surgery (i.e. deviated septum, etc)....there's only one fix to this problem.
Lose weight!
There are very few people that suffer from non-correctable obstructive sleep apnea who aren't overweight.
Little Richard Simmons wrote:Good golly Miss Molly, you're fat as a hog.
Well, you better start runnin cuz it's much too late to jog.
strangegrey wrote:Dave...I hope you can forgive my bluntness here....because it can be termed as blunt and nasty.
Assuming you and your doctors have determined that your apnea is not correctable by surgery (i.e. deviated septum, etc)....there's only one fix to this problem.
Lose weight!
There are very few people that suffer from non-correctable obstructive sleep apnea who aren't overweight.
I was prescribed a cpap machine about 7 years ago. It was the single worst medically prescribed thing I've ever had to deal with or watch others deal with...seriously. I *never* got used to the air getting jammed into my nose and mouth...and whatever sleep I regained from the machine due to my apnea going away, was lost because I would wake every 10 minutes readjusting the mask, yanking it off gasping for real air, etc.....it was awful.
I hate to sound off like this...because I can see some people taking this the wrong way and calling me a calous bastard. But these are the facts. You're never going to get used to a machine shoving air into your mouth and nose.....you will be far better off if you make a concentrated effort to get yourself down to a weight where the apnea goes away....and it will.
Voyager wrote:You're correct. No need to apologize. Doctors love giving expensive tests and sleep studies to fat people. They have nothing to gain and everything to lose if they tell their patients what the proper cure is:
conversationpc wrote:Voyager wrote:You're correct. No need to apologize. Doctors love giving expensive tests and sleep studies to fat people. They have nothing to gain and everything to lose if they tell their patients what the proper cure is:
Most doctors don't give tests just to make money. You sound like Obama here. Most fat people with sleep apnea ALREADY KNOW their problem is caused by their weight. They don't need a doctor to tell them that. The sleep study, however, is necessary to see if their sleeplessness is bad enough to require a CPAP or if it's correctible by some other means.
Angel wrote:Voyager, you are not entirely correct. Many, many times doctors have no financial interest in the facility that complete the tests they order-sometimes they do and this is something that's important to know. There are laws against these things and there are safeguards in place with most insurance companies as well. If the test doesn't seem appropriate to an insurance company they'll ask for information to justify the test.
Doing tests is the only way to diagnose most of the time and in this litigious society doctors have to protect themselves. If a person who was obese went to their physician and reported symptoms or problems that are consistent with sleep apnea and the doctor simply told them to lose weight then that person died, the doctor could be sued for malpractice. The plantiffs attorney would rip the doctor apart with questions about why he didn't test and treat for sleep apnea and "I told him to lose weight" would not cut it.
Voyager wrote:I know, I took one, and it came back inconclusive because I kept waking up. Go figure. They tried to bill me for a second one but I saw the game.
I am overweight, and I know if I got off my ass and worked out I could probably heal myself. But I am too lulled into the American couch potato lifestyle to give a fuck right now. Who knows, that could change by next week. I need to do what my avatar is doing - LOL!
As far as trusting doctors goes - forget it. Greed will ruin even the most ethical person's morals. If government regulations are not enforced on doctors, the majority of them will gouge the fuck out of you and your insurance company. How do I know this? Because my mom who recently got diagnosed with stage 4 "inoperable" lung cancer (or so they said) just got done getting manipulated into three unneccesary surgeries at a total cost of over $100,000.00 - only for the cancer doctors to tell us... again... "We're sorry, but we were right - it's inoperable."
Or how about the time they wanted to give my wife a $15,000.00 heart cath when she had dizziness from being post menopausal? These greedy fucks will rape you for every dime you will give them. That is human nature my friend.
You will never know how you will react to big money until you get it. Then when you get that $10,000.00 monthly mortgage, you will have to do 20 surgeries a month to make the mortgage payment - or your kids get moved out of the posh subdivision and into the urban public schools. That scenario has a way of driving people into greedy practices.
conversationpc wrote:I've been alive long enough to know that greed doesn't control everyone and not everyone will compromise their standards for material gain.
Voyager wrote:Now how the hell did we turn your CPAP thread into a political philosophical discourse?
conversationpc wrote:Anyone else here use a CPAP/BiPAP machine? If so, I'd like to hear your stories.
I had a sleep study last August/September and was diagnosed with sleep apnea.
strangegrey wrote:There are very few people that suffer from non-correctable obstructive sleep apnea who aren't overweight.
conversationpc wrote:I don't get sick that often but my blood pressure is moderately high. I'm SO looking forward now to waking up feeling refreshed instead of feeling like rolling back over and going to sleep again for a few hours. I always feel like I have what I call "foggy brain syndrome" for a couple of hours or so after I wake up.
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