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Postby artist4perry » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:51 am

Seriously Parfait, how beautiful do you think your going to be to the opposite sex once your saggy butt starts to shrivel and age? LOL! Your age is showing on this for sure. When you are old and decrepid who is going to care two shakes about you? You seem to rule your life revolving around what feels good and looks good to you. Shallow and pretension comes to mind. I think you think like most young guys.

RVR is very articulant and smart. He has a lovely wife, and will have someone who cares about him for as long as he lives. My husband loves me, I am far from gorgeous. But he finds me to be the most beautiful woman on the planet. He knows he can trust in me, and I will always care for him and love him. He has no fears of me running off with the next better looking person. We are as happy as two people can be. He loves me for who I am, not what I look like. There is something absolutley amazing about that.

I am not trying to put you down, I just wished you would look at the world outside of your "me" attitude. It does not revolve around you. You delude yourself if you think it does. When the looks fade, you will wished you had cared for more than self. Look around yourself at all the lonely old men at the park. Oggling women, but unable to touch. They don't want them any more.
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Postby parfait » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:31 am

artist4perry wrote:Seriously Parfait, how beautiful do you think your going to be to the opposite sex once your saggy butt starts to shrivel and age? LOL! Your age is showing on this for sure. When you are old and decrepid who is going to care two shakes about you? You seem to rule your life revolving around what feels good and looks good to you. Shallow and pretension comes to mind. I think you think like most young guys.

RVR is very articulant and smart. He has a lovely wife, and will have someone who cares about him for as long as he lives. My husband loves me, I am far from gorgeous. But he finds me to be the most beautiful woman on the planet. He knows he can trust in me, and I will always care for him and love him. He has no fears of me running off with the next better looking person. We are as happy as two people can be. He loves me for who I am, not what I look like. There is something absolutley amazing about that.

I am not trying to put you down, I just wished you would look at the world outside of your "me" attitude. It does not revolve around you. You delude yourself if you think it does. When the looks fade, you will wished you had cared for more than self. Look around yourself at all the lonely old men at the park. Oggling women, but unable to touch. They don't want them any more.


Thank God for chloroform! But don't bother with the ethics and values speech, Ginger. I actually got a lot of other good qualities besides my good looks and charms - a sweet car for example. :)

You know whats the difference between football and rape, right? - Women don't like football!
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:14 am

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artist4perry wrote:Seriously Parfait, how beautiful do you think your going to be to the opposite sex once your saggy butt starts to shrivel and age? LOL! Your age is showing on this for sure. When you are old and decrepid who is going to care two shakes about you? You seem to rule your life revolving around what feels good and looks good to you. Shallow and pretension comes to mind. I think you think like most young guys.

RVR is very articulant and smart. He has a lovely wife, and will have someone who cares about him for as long as he lives. My husband loves me, I am far from gorgeous. But he finds me to be the most beautiful woman on the planet. He knows he can trust in me, and I will always care for him and love him. He has no fears of me running off with the next better looking person. We are as happy as two people can be. He loves me for who I am, not what I look like. There is something absolutley amazing about that.

I am not trying to put you down, I just wished you would look at the world outside of your "me" attitude. It does not revolve around you. You delude yourself if you think it does. When the looks fade, you will wished you had cared for more than self. Look around yourself at all the lonely old men at the park. Oggling women, but unable to touch. They don't want them any more.


Thank God for chloroform! But don't bother with the ethics and values speech, Ginger. I actually got a lot of other good qualities besides my good looks and charms - a sweet car for example. :)

You know whats the difference between football and rape, right? - Women don't like football![/quote

Congradulations, you are the most anal retentive person I have ever met. LOL Great shock value Shirlock. LOL!
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Postby Monker » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:51 am

parfait wrote:You know whats the difference between football and rape, right? - Women don't like football!


Yeah, one was invented for real men. The other was invented for those who need to compensate for their lack of manhood.

You choose which is which.
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Postby Rick » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:06 am

Monker wrote:
parfait wrote:You know whats the difference between football and rape, right? - Women don't like football!


Yeah, one was invented for real men. The other was invented for those who need to compensate for their lack of manhood.

You choose which is which.


BAM! What a fucked up joke. Was that a joke? It wasn't funny, so probably not.
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Postby Duncan » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:10 am

Rick wrote:
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parfait wrote:You know whats the difference between football and rape, right? - Women don't like football!


Yeah, one was invented for real men. The other was invented for those who need to compensate for their lack of manhood.

You choose which is which.


BAM! What a fucked up joke. Was that a joke? It wasn't funny, so probably not.


Pretty sure he didn't mean it. Anyone who can argue so eloquently againsted the bigoted attitude against homosexuals surely can't have this view of women?
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Postby Rick » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:15 am

Duncan wrote:
Rick wrote:
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parfait wrote:You know whats the difference between football and rape, right? - Women don't like football!


Yeah, one was invented for real men. The other was invented for those who need to compensate for their lack of manhood.

You choose which is which.


BAM! What a fucked up joke. Was that a joke? It wasn't funny, so probably not.


Pretty sure he didn't mean it. Anyone who can argue so eloquently against the bigoted attitude against homosexuals surely can't have this view of women?


I'm pretty sure he didn't mean it either, I just didn't find any humor in it. Maybe when he has his own kids he'll see how unfunny it was.
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Postby Duncan » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:25 am

You don't need kids to see that, but I agree.
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Postby RossValoryRocks » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:40 am

Duncan wrote:
Rick wrote:
Monker wrote:
parfait wrote:You know whats the difference between football and rape, right? - Women don't like football!


Yeah, one was invented for real men. The other was invented for those who need to compensate for their lack of manhood.

You choose which is which.


BAM! What a fucked up joke. Was that a joke? It wasn't funny, so probably not.


Pretty sure he didn't mean it. Anyone who can argue so eloquently againsted the bigoted attitude against homosexuals surely can't have this view of women?


This is the same guy who pissed in a womans mouth, by his own admission, and didn't understand why she was upset...you really think he didn't mean it?
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Postby Duncan » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:48 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:
Duncan wrote:
Rick wrote:
Monker wrote:
parfait wrote:You know whats the difference between football and rape, right? - Women don't like football!


Yeah, one was invented for real men. The other was invented for those who need to compensate for their lack of manhood.

You choose which is which.


BAM! What a fucked up joke. Was that a joke? It wasn't funny, so probably not.


Pretty sure he didn't mean it. Anyone who can argue so eloquently againsted the bigoted attitude against homosexuals surely can't have this view of women?


This is the same guy who pissed in a womans mouth, by his own admission, and didn't understand why she was upset...you really think he didn't mean it?


Oh yeah - forgot about that.
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Postby Rick » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:54 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:
Duncan wrote:
Rick wrote:
Monker wrote:
parfait wrote:You know whats the difference between football and rape, right? - Women don't like football!


Yeah, one was invented for real men. The other was invented for those who need to compensate for their lack of manhood.

You choose which is which.


BAM! What a fucked up joke. Was that a joke? It wasn't funny, so probably not.


Pretty sure he didn't mean it. Anyone who can argue so eloquently againsted the bigoted attitude against homosexuals surely can't have this view of women?


This is the same guy who pissed in a womans mouth, by his own admission, and didn't understand why she was upset...you really think he didn't mean it?


I see you like him about as much as I do. Which begs the question of why some of the women of this site fawn over him. Kinda scary.
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Postby steveo777 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:59 am

parfait wrote:
artist4perry wrote:Seriously Parfait, how beautiful do you think your going to be to the opposite sex once your saggy butt starts to shrivel and age? LOL! Your age is showing on this for sure. When you are old and decrepid who is going to care two shakes about you? You seem to rule your life revolving around what feels good and looks good to you. Shallow and pretension comes to mind. I think you think like most young guys.

RVR is very articulant and smart. He has a lovely wife, and will have someone who cares about him for as long as he lives. My husband loves me, I am far from gorgeous. But he finds me to be the most beautiful woman on the planet. He knows he can trust in me, and I will always care for him and love him. He has no fears of me running off with the next better looking person. We are as happy as two people can be. He loves me for who I am, not what I look like. There is something absolutley amazing about that.

I am not trying to put you down, I just wished you would look at the world outside of your "me" attitude. It does not revolve around you. You delude yourself if you think it does. When the looks fade, you will wished you had cared for more than self. Look around yourself at all the lonely old men at the park. Oggling women, but unable to touch. They don't want them any more.


Thank God for chloroform! But don't bother with the ethics and values speech, Ginger. I actually got a lot of other good qualities besides my good looks and charms - a sweet car for example. :)

You know whats the difference between football and rape, right? - Women don't like football!


I can be as big an asshole as they come, but I think you crossed the line there fella! :evil:
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Postby portland » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:01 pm

Rick wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:
Duncan wrote:
Rick wrote:
Monker wrote:
parfait wrote:You know whats the difference between football and rape, right? - Women don't like football!


Yeah, one was invented for real men. The other was invented for those who need to compensate for their lack of manhood.

You choose which is which.


BAM! What a fucked up joke. Was that a joke? It wasn't funny, so probably not.


Pretty sure he didn't mean it. Anyone who can argue so eloquently againsted the bigoted attitude against homosexuals surely can't have this view of women?


This is the same guy who pissed in a womans mouth, by his own admission, and didn't understand why she was upset...you really think he didn't mean it?


I see you like him about as much as I do. Which begs the question of why some of the women of this site fawn over him. Kinda scary.



Who would that be?? NOT me for sure! Then WHO??
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Postby Rick » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:09 pm

portland wrote:
Rick wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:
Duncan wrote:
Rick wrote:
Monker wrote:
parfait wrote:You know whats the difference between football and rape, right? - Women don't like football!


Yeah, one was invented for real men. The other was invented for those who need to compensate for their lack of manhood.

You choose which is which.


BAM! What a fucked up joke. Was that a joke? It wasn't funny, so probably not.


Pretty sure he didn't mean it. Anyone who can argue so eloquently againsted the bigoted attitude against homosexuals surely can't have this view of women?


This is the same guy who pissed in a womans mouth, by his own admission, and didn't understand why she was upset...you really think he didn't mean it?


I see you like him about as much as I do. Which begs the question of why some of the women of this site fawn over him. Kinda scary.



Who would that be?? NOT me for sure! Then WHO??


Seriously? He has a few...
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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:46 pm

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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:49 pm

And for the record, I think Parfait is great. That joke was good, but he should have said soccer instead of football.
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Postby Rip Rokken » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:55 pm

Rockindeano wrote:And for the record, I think Parfait is great. That joke was good, but he should have said soccer instead of football.


Football, soccer, rape... all three, your balls get kicked.

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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:01 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:And for the record, I think Parfait is great. That joke was good, but he should have said soccer instead of football.


Football, soccer, rape... all three, your balls get kicked.

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Hey rape is inevitable...may as well lay back and enjoy it.
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Postby Rick » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:05 pm

Rockindeano wrote:And for the record, I think Parfait is great. That joke was good, but he should have said soccer instead of football.


Parfait is bullshit. There is no French, hot bodied womanizer that frequents MR. I know who you are.
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Postby Rip Rokken » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:07 pm

Rick wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:And for the record, I think Parfait is great. That joke was good, but he should have said soccer instead of football.


Parfait is bullshit. There is no French, hot bodied womanizer that frequents MR. I know who you are.


I thought his English was too perfect. Who is he?

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Postby Rick » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:09 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
Rick wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:And for the record, I think Parfait is great. That joke was good, but he should have said soccer instead of football.


Parfait is bullshit. There is no French, hot bodied womanizer that frequents MR. I know who you are.


I thought his English was too perfect. Who is he?

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An old friend from the past. :lol:
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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:10 pm

Rickie, Parfait is from Montpellier. he is legit.
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Postby Rick » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:12 pm

Rockindeano wrote:Rickie, Parfait is from Montpellier. he is legit.


You're legit. You brought me to this site. Everyone else is suspect. :lol:
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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:23 pm

Rick wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:Rickie, Parfait is from Montpellier. he is legit.


You're legit. You brought me to this site. Everyone else is suspect. :lol:



I did? I have been told that by hundreds of folks. Wonder if it's really true? Anyway. Parfy is true red/blue/white frenchy. He has interesting takes. and plus, I have seen his girlfriend in nothing but tights and a Rangers hockey jersey. That turned me on.
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:04 pm

Rick wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:Rickie, Parfait is from Montpellier. he is legit.


You're legit. You brought me to this site. Everyone else is suspect. :lol:


Me too Rick. :(
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:05 pm

Good to see ya back Deano. We need some of your "insights". LOL! Hugs big guy! :D
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Postby Rick » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:12 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
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Rockindeano wrote:Rickie, Parfait is from Montpellier. he is legit.


You're legit. You brought me to this site. Everyone else is suspect. :lol:



I did? I have been told that by hundreds of folks. Wonder if it's really true? Anyway. Parfy is true red/blue/white frenchy. He has interesting takes. and plus, I have seen his girlfriend in nothing but tights and a Rangers hockey jersey. That turned me on.


Yes, you did, dude. I came here because the official Journey site mentioned this place in every other post. My first visit I saw you blasting the fuck out of someone for posting bogus info about Augeri. You ripped their ass. After reading the candy coated fluff at the mother site, I knew this was my home. And I've learned everything I know about Journey and a lot of other bands from right here. So, thanks for that, and all the unbelievably funny gut laughs you've given me since. This forum thrives when you participate, and that's an indisputable fact.
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Postby parfait » Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:41 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Rick wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:Rickie, Parfait is from Montpellier. he is legit.


You're legit. You brought me to this site. Everyone else is suspect. :lol:



I did? I have been told that by hundreds of folks. Wonder if it's really true? Anyway. Parfy is true red/blue/white frenchy. He has interesting takes. and plus, I have seen his girlfriend in nothing but tights and a Rangers hockey jersey. That turned me on.


Wawawowe! Jesus, it's a brilliant Jimmy Carr joke, people. For those of you who don't know who that is; check him up on youtube. Oh, and I'm half Norwegian and half French by the way; I guess that's why my English is so good. Born in France, lived in Oslo, moved to Montpellier for med school. :) I've learned allot reading and writing on MR too. Especially Stewie's stuff. But you guys seriously need to stop taking shit so seriously. No, I don't condone rape. Except when they're underage. That's more like cuddling to be hone--- Aw shit, I did it again. :cry:
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Postby Rick » Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:09 pm

parfait wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Rick wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:Rickie, Parfait is from Montpellier. he is legit.


You're legit. You brought me to this site. Everyone else is suspect. :lol:



I did? I have been told that by hundreds of folks. Wonder if it's really true? Anyway. Parfy is true red/blue/white frenchy. He has interesting takes. and plus, I have seen his girlfriend in nothing but tights and a Rangers hockey jersey. That turned me on.


Wawawowe! Jesus, it's a brilliant Jimmy Carr joke, people. For those of you who don't know who that is; check him up on youtube. Oh, and I'm half Norwegian and half French by the way; I guess that's why my English is so good. Born in France, lived in Oslo, moved to Montpellier for med school. :) I've learned allot reading and writing on MR too. Especially Stewie's stuff. But you guys seriously need to stop taking shit so seriously. No, I don't condone rape. Except when they're underage. That's more like cuddling to be hone--- Aw shit, I did it again. :cry:

Angel and Ginger are the two ladies who's fawning over me. Kinda creepy actually.


Absolutely, people don't need to take anything on here seriously, at all. Not what people say, or who they say they are. Good advice.
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Postby Michigan Girl » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:33 am

aaahhaaaa, I see Parfait has been endearing himself to the troops ... :wink:

Perhaps Jimmy Carr is unaware that American Women Love Football, the real kind!!


PS~RVR catches some ugly fish, but his wife is stunning!!


PSS~ I only fawn over babies, children, puppies and most animals ... oh and the elderly, aren't they so sweeeet?!?!


I may be guilty of fawning over a military person or two ...gotta love them!! :wink:
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