My Solution To The Airport Screening Problem

by **Voyager** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:32 am

Here's the solution: Have two checkpoints - one with a female, and one with a male. The straight chicks and gay dudes can get their junk molested by a hot dude, and the gay chicks and straight dudes can get their junk molested by a hot chick. Make sure they are both really good looking, and the problem is solved. In fact, they would probably fucking BANK over the holidays if they did this. Hell, I would probably book a flight to Florida tomorrow just to get my junk molested by some hot flight attendant screener. I'd be holding my arms up in the air, and giving my wife this "oh well, gotta follow the rules" look.

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by **Ehwmatt** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:47 am

I like this idea. It could perhaps even be a great stimulus for the economy. More travel would be good.

by **Babyblue** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:02 am

Ehwmatt wrote:I like this idea. It could perhaps even be a great stimulus for the economy. More travel would be good.

Only you guys would enjoy this. :lol:

by **Behshad** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:03 am

I heard somewhere that with this new TSA rules, the only difference between Thanksgiving this year and last year is that this year you get molested before you get to your uncle's! :oops:

by **Babyblue** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:16 am

Behshad wrote:I heard somewhere that with this new TSA rules, the only difference between Thanksgiving this year and last year is that this year you get molested before you get to your uncle's!

by **DrFU** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:23 am

Behshad wrote:I heard somewhere that with this new TSA rules, the only difference between Thanksgiving this year and last year is that this year you get molested before you get to your uncle's!

Uncle Creepy probably works for the TSA ...

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:32 am

I like the way you think Voyager. Your threads always contain semi nude chicks, and sexual overtones.

The problem with the TSA is, 81% of the populace likes the aggressive pat downs, and cite safety as the reason why. Bet you can't tell the airline CEO's this.

by **ebake02** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:46 am

I love this idea!!!! Make sure the hot woman are dressed in skimpy, slutty outfits. Naked would be great too!

by **Everett** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:16 am

Sounds like a good idea to me. However i would actually HAVE to fly somewhere to enjoy the experience :twisted:

by **Babyblue** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:17 am

Everett wrote:Sounds like a good idea to me. However i would actually HAVE to fly somewhere to enjoy the experience

I guess you would :lol:

by **Behshad** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:21 am

Everett wrote:Sounds like a good idea to me. However i would actually HAVE to fly somewhere to enjoy the experience

yeahyeah , you wouldnt take a fuckin 30 minute train ride to MRF II , but now you would fly just to get fingered by a hunk , it figures... :roll:

by **Everett** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:23 am

Behshad wrote:
Everett wrote:Sounds like a good idea to me. However i would actually HAVE to fly somewhere to enjoy the experience

yeahyeah , you wouldnt take a fuckin 30 minute train ride to MRF II , but now you would fly just to get fingered by a hunk , it figures...

Train never showed up

by **Behshad** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:37 am

Everett wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Everett wrote:Sounds like a good idea to me. However i would actually HAVE to fly somewhere to enjoy the experience

yeahyeah , you wouldnt take a fuckin 30 minute train ride to MRF II , but now you would fly just to get fingered by a hunk , it figures...

Train never showed up

Neither will the plane or automobile (or the hunk)!!

by **Babyblue** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:07 am

Behshad wrote:
Everett wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Everett wrote:Sounds like a good idea to me. However i would actually HAVE to fly somewhere to enjoy the experience

yeahyeah , you wouldnt take a fuckin 30 minute train ride to MRF II , but now you would fly just to get fingered by a hunk , it figures...

Train never showed up

Neither will the plane or automobile (or the hunk)!!

by **Michigan Girl** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:12 am

Fact Finder wrote:

I'm LMAO ...but this is a terrific idea, I'm a fan ...I VOTE YES!!!

by **Rick** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:30 am

by **Behshad** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:43 am

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by **StevePerryHair** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:48 am

I like the dinner one and the "you were a virgin" ones best :lol:

Those are hilarious! :lol:

by **Michigan Girl** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:59 am

StevePerryHair wrote::lol: I like the dinner one and the "you were a virgin" ones best Those are hilarious!

Me too ...add to that When In Doubt, We Make You Whip It Out and the Journey LTS nod ... :wink:

oh, oh and We Handle More Pkgs Than UPS ...it's funny stuff, Rick!!

by **Melissa** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:11 am

Thanks Rick! :lol:

Showed those to co-workers too, we are all laughing our asses off! :lol:

by **Rick** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:33 am

Behshad didn't like it?

by **Behshad** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:40 am

Rick wrote:Behshad didn't like it?

nope!

by **hoagiepete** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:30 am

Just go through the damn scanners people!

Had to admit those were funny though.

by **Rick** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:46 am

Behshad wrote:
Rick wrote:Behshad didn't like it?

nope!

by **Behshad** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:51 am

Fact Finder wrote:
hoagiepete wrote:Just go through the damn scanners people!

Had to admit those were funny though.

NO! Screen the damn Muslims coming from overseas and check the terror watch list 15 or 16 times a damned day for domestic flights..leave GrandMa and GrandPa going from Grand Rapids to Grand Forks alone...enough of this nonsense. It's bullshit, just last Friday I flew to Cincy from Harrisburg and when I went through the damn scanner they cleared the terminal due to a pipe bomb scare.

I declare^^^ this ^^^ the most stupid post of the week ! You think every terrorist would be on a list you moron ? :roll:

by **Rick** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:42 am

Fact Finder wrote:Rick, I can't do those fancy graphics but here's one I saw,

"Get Your Hands Off My Teabag"

That whole thing is just one picture I got in an email.

by **Behshad** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:15 am

Fact Finder wrote:Rick, here's one I saw,

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by **S2M** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:18 am

People are too fucking sensitive. Just fucking deal with it. Peeps want safety, but don't want a little inconvenience... :roll:

by **Rick** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:24 am

S2M wrote:People are too fucking sensitive. Just fucking deal with it. Peeps want safety, but don't want a little inconvenience...

TSA agents can be arrogant assholes at times. Some of them even have a bit of a god complex. They feel that they are not to be questioned. I know they have to deal with a steady stream of people all day long, and I'm sure that can get tiring, but a little reasonableness (is that even a word?) can go a long way.

by **S2M** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:30 am

Rick wrote:
S2M wrote:People are too fucking sensitive. Just fucking deal with it. Peeps want safety, but don't want a little inconvenience...

TSA agents can be arrogant assholes at times. Some of them even have a bit of a god complex. They feel that they are not to be questioned. I know they have to deal with a steady stream of people all day long, and I'm sure that can get tiring, but a little reasonableness (is that even a word?) can go a long way.

So can your left sack upon explosion if these fuckers choose to opt out and some tapped fuck gets on board with something.... :lol:

MR

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