Happy Thanksgiving!

[Saint John]

I have a proposal. I think we men need to do Thanksgiving next year. I watched my wife, her mother and sister bust their asses this year as I have in the past years, and I'm eternally grateful. They've always worked their asses off and created meals fit for a king. And then they clean up too. So next year it's our turn. I can cook a little bit, and I made a green bean casserole this year, which is one of the easiest things you can make. But we can do it. Cooking is nothing more than following instructions, and if you've been married as long as I have, you can certainly do that.

It's just a thought, but I'm going to forward this notion to my family and follow up on it, if they'll let me. If they don't, with reasons of food poisoning or whatever, then I'll just take my seat and watch football again.

Rick, with all due respect ... fuck you and your stupid idea!!! :lol:

[Rick]

I have a proposal. I think we men need to do Thanksgiving next year. I watched my wife, her mother and sister bust their asses this year as I have in the past years, and I'm eternally grateful. They've always worked their asses off and created meals fit for a king. And then they clean up too. So next year it's our turn. I can cook a little bit, and I made a green bean casserole this year, which is one of the easiest things you can make. But we can do it. Cooking is nothing more than following instructions, and if you've been married as long as I have, you can certainly do that.

It's just a thought, but I'm going to forward this notion to my family and follow up on it, if they'll let me. If they don't, with reasons of food poisoning or whatever, then I'll just take my seat and watch football again.

Rick, with all due respect ... fuck you and your stupid idea!!! :lol:

LMAO!!

[Saint John]

I have a proposal. I think we men need to do Thanksgiving next year. I watched my wife, her mother and sister bust their asses this year as I have in the past years, and I'm eternally grateful. They've always worked their asses off and created meals fit for a king. And then they clean up too. So next year it's our turn. I can cook a little bit, and I made a green bean casserole this year, which is one of the easiest things you can make. But we can do it. Cooking is nothing more than following instructions, and if you've been married as long as I have, you can certainly do that.

It's just a thought, but I'm going to forward this notion to my family and follow up on it, if they'll let me. If they don't, with reasons of food poisoning or whatever, then I'll just take my seat and watch football again.

Rick, with all due respect ... fuck you and your stupid idea!!! :lol:

LMAO!!

Thanksgiving is the male sport's fan equivalent of the Muslim's 72 virgins. Showering the women that cook and clean with accolades and praise allows us to eat like slobs, excuse ourselves to the couch because we're "stuffed and can't eat another bite," and watch football while being served dessert. Don't you dare go and fuck that up!!!

[Rick]

I have a proposal. I think we men need to do Thanksgiving next year. I watched my wife, her mother and sister bust their asses this year as I have in the past years, and I'm eternally grateful. They've always worked their asses off and created meals fit for a king. And then they clean up too. So next year it's our turn. I can cook a little bit, and I made a green bean casserole this year, which is one of the easiest things you can make. But we can do it. Cooking is nothing more than following instructions, and if you've been married as long as I have, you can certainly do that.

It's just a thought, but I'm going to forward this notion to my family and follow up on it, if they'll let me. If they don't, with reasons of food poisoning or whatever, then I'll just take my seat and watch football again.

Rick, with all due respect ... fuck you and your stupid idea!!! :lol:

LMAO!!

Thanksgiving is the male sport's fan equivalent of the Muslim's 72 virgins. Showering the women that cook and clean with accolades and praise allows us to eat like slobs, excuse ourselves to the couch because we're "stuffed and can't eat another bite," and watch football while being served dessert. Don't you dare go and fuck that up!!!

Understood, sir. It was a fleeting thought.

[Saint John]

Understood, sir. It was a fleeting thought.

Imagine this ... you and me in the fucking kitchen cooking all that shit. The turkey comes out dry because I forgot to baste it, I drop it because I have the shakes from the 43 Coors Lights I had the night before, you fuck up the stuffing because you think the box is actually one of the ingredients, and we all end up eating Swanson TV dinners and missing football because the women decide they get the TV from now on. No thanks, dude.

[Rick]

Understood, sir. It was a fleeting thought.

Imagine this ... you and me in the fucking kitchen cooking all that shit. The turkey comes out dry because I forgot to baste it, I drop it because I have the shakes from the 43 Coors Lights I had the night before, you fuck up the stuffing because you think the box is actually one of the ingredients, and we all end up eating Swanson TV dinners and missing football because the women decide they get the TV from now on. No thanks, dude.

I made a green bean casserole for this years Thanksgiving. If I can do it, anyone can!! How about a one off deal. We'll schedule it for 2020.

[Saint John]

Understood, sir. It was a fleeting thought.

Imagine this ... you and me in the fucking kitchen cooking all that shit. The turkey comes out dry because I forgot to baste it, I drop it because I have the shakes from the 43 Coors Lights I had the night before, you fuck up the stuffing because you think the box is actually one of the ingredients, and we all end up eating Swanson TV dinners and missing football because the women decide they get the TV from now on. No thanks, dude.

I made a green bean casserole for this years Thanksgiving. If I can do it, anyone can!! How about a one off deal. We'll schedule it for 2020.

That I can do. I'll have all the shit pre-ordered and we'll just throw fake shit in the stove, and reheat the already cooked shit right before we put it out. Dude, I am never cooking all of that shit. Men have sports ... women have cooking and cleaning. Lose this idea now. These things can snowball, Rick. Be a team player and remove this ridiculous notion from your cranium.

[Rick]

Understood, sir. It was a fleeting thought.

Imagine this ... you and me in the fucking kitchen cooking all that shit. The turkey comes out dry because I forgot to baste it, I drop it because I have the shakes from the 43 Coors Lights I had the night before, you fuck up the stuffing because you think the box is actually one of the ingredients, and we all end up eating Swanson TV dinners and missing football because the women decide they get the TV from now on. No thanks, dude.

I made a green bean casserole for this years Thanksgiving. If I can do it, anyone can!! How about a one off deal. We'll schedule it for 2020.

That I can do. I'll have all the shit pre-ordered and we'll just throw fake shit in the stove, and reheat the already cooked shit right before we put it out. Dude, I am never cooking all of that shit. Men have sports ... women have cooking and cleaning. Lose this idea now. These things can snowball, Rick. Be a team player and remove this ridiculous notion from your cranium.

How 'bout we just agree to bring a pumpkin pie one time? Would that do it?

[Saint John]

Understood, sir. It was a fleeting thought.

Imagine this ... you and me in the fucking kitchen cooking all that shit. The turkey comes out dry because I forgot to baste it, I drop it because I have the shakes from the 43 Coors Lights I had the night before, you fuck up the stuffing because you think the box is actually one of the ingredients, and we all end up eating Swanson TV dinners and missing football because the women decide they get the TV from now on. No thanks, dude.

I made a green bean casserole for this years Thanksgiving. If I can do it, anyone can!! How about a one off deal. We'll schedule it for 2020.

That I can do. I'll have all the shit pre-ordered and we'll just throw fake shit in the stove, and reheat the already cooked shit right before we put it out. Dude, I am never cooking all of that shit. Men have sports ... women have cooking and cleaning. Lose this idea now. These things can snowball, Rick. Be a team player and remove this ridiculous notion from your cranium.

How 'bout we just agree to bring a pumpkin pie one time? Would that do it?

Now you're thinkin'! Fuck, we'll even take it out of the box it comes in, put it on a plate, rough it up a little bit and say we made the fucker ourselves.

[Rick]

Understood, sir. It was a fleeting thought.

Imagine this ... you and me in the fucking kitchen cooking all that shit. The turkey comes out dry because I forgot to baste it, I drop it because I have the shakes from the 43 Coors Lights I had the night before, you fuck up the stuffing because you think the box is actually one of the ingredients, and we all end up eating Swanson TV dinners and missing football because the women decide they get the TV from now on. No thanks, dude.

I made a green bean casserole for this years Thanksgiving. If I can do it, anyone can!! How about a one off deal. We'll schedule it for 2020.

That I can do. I'll have all the shit pre-ordered and we'll just throw fake shit in the stove, and reheat the already cooked shit right before we put it out. Dude, I am never cooking all of that shit. Men have sports ... women have cooking and cleaning. Lose this idea now. These things can snowball, Rick. Be a team player and remove this ridiculous notion from your cranium.

How 'bout we just agree to bring a pumpkin pie one time? Would that do it?

Now you're thinkin'! Fuck, we'll even take it out of the box it comes in, put it on a plate, rough it up a little bit and say we made the fucker ourselves.

I knew I could count on you Dan.

[StevePerryHair]

I have a proposal. I think we men need to do Thanksgiving next year. I watched my wife, her mother and sister bust their asses this year as I have in the past years, and I'm eternally grateful. They've always worked their asses off and created meals fit for a king. And then they clean up too. So next year it's our turn. I can cook a little bit, and I made a green bean casserole this year, which is one of the easiest things you can make. But we can do it. Cooking is nothing more than following instructions, and if you've been married as long as I have, you can certainly do that.

It's just a thought, but I'm going to forward this notion to my family and follow up on it, if they'll let me. If they don't, with reasons of food poisoning or whatever, then I'll just take my seat and watch football again.

Rick, with all due respect ... fuck you and your stupid idea!!! :lol:

guess Rick got his answer!!

[Jubilee]

That I can do. I'll have all the shit pre-ordered and we'll just throw fake shit in the stove, and reheat the already cooked shit right before we put it out. Dude, I am never cooking all of that shit. Men have sports ... women have cooking and cleaning. Lose this idea now. These things can snowball, Rick. Be a team player and remove this ridiculous notion from your cranium.

Danillow, up until now, I have been able to dismiss your nonsensical, knuckle headed blather as the simple ravings of mad man. Now this.You've really topped yourself this time (and that's no small feat). Your little analogy here is like saying: "Women have shopping...men have back breaking toil to pay off their credit card bills."...or something like that. You get what I'm saying, knucklehead.

Rick, I like your idea of men doing Thanksgiving dinner. Two things to remember, though: 1) there's a bit more to cooking than following instructions; and 2) No matter how it turns out, you're going to be a legend! This is the stuff of which family holiday memories (and lore) are made.

[RossValoryRocks]

Thanksgiving is the male sport's fan equivalent of the Muslim's 72 virgins. Showering the women that cook and clean with accolades and praise allows us to eat like slobs, excuse ourselves to the couch because we're "stuffed and can't eat another bite," and watch football while being served dessert. Don't you dare go and fuck that up!!!

I did the ENTIRE meal this Thanksgiving. 22lb turkey, homemade gravy, 2 types of sweet potatoes, regular mashed potatoes, a homemade stuffing and few other side dishes. All homemade. Along with pumpkin pie and cheesecake for dessert.

What is unmanly about that?

Especially if you ever tasted my wife's cooking, Thanksgiving is for giving thanks, not making a run to the emergency room to have your stomach pumped!

[StevePerryHair]

Thanksgiving is the male sport's fan equivalent of the Muslim's 72 virgins. Showering the women that cook and clean with accolades and praise allows us to eat like slobs, excuse ourselves to the couch because we're "stuffed and can't eat another bite," and watch football while being served dessert. Don't you dare go and fuck that up!!!

I did the ENTIRE meal this Thanksgiving. 22lb turkey, homemade gravy, 2 types of sweet potatoes, regular mashed potatoes, a homemade stuffing and few other side dishes. All homemade. Along with pumpkin pie and cheesecake for dessert.

What is unmanly about that?

Especially if you ever tasted my wife's cooking, Thanksgiving is for giving thanks, not making a run to the emergency room to have your stomach pumped!

sounds like you had to out of necessity really though, nothing wrong with guys cooking! I think most women love that! Your wife could even be a gourmet cook, faking it so you can do the cooking....never know!

[Deb]

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends!!

We are in the midst of a Chinook so all the snow is melting and making for extremely slushy roads, but gorgeous weather........