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Postby Angel » Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:37 pm

Rockindeano wrote: As soon as my log was in her mouth, I shot

So when you DO get it up you're a one pump chump??

Just out of curiosity-how much did you have to pay her for those ten seconds of pleasure?
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Postby slucero » Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:51 pm

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Talk about a "Snooker punch".... lol

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Postby Rick » Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:26 am

Rockindeano wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
Angel wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Angel wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:By the way assholes, I DO pop Cialis. I popped three at a time and nothing, until after the fact I needed the cocksuckers, then I had a woody for two days. :twisted:


Does that girl have ANY idea how lucky she was????


Lucky you weren't in the room with me. I would give you an Angry Pirate. I would shoot in your eye and kick you in the shin as I ran away laughing, hahahahaha. You would be blind in one eye and walk with a limp you stupid bitch. :twisted:


That's might big talk for a man that can't even get it up....


:lol: You kids crack me up!!! "Angry Pirate" :lol:


Think an Angry Pirate is bad? One time, and I swear to Christ I did this at Washington State, I was liquored up on Mad Dog 20/20, you know, that radiator fluid shit that fucks you up three ways to Sunday? I was having beast like sex in my room(and I had two lovely, conservative good student female roomies who I am sure heard the entire session :) )...anyway, it was getting rougher and rougher, and she wanted it that way, so I happily obliged. As soon as my log was in her mouth, I shot, and as soon as I did, I smacked her in both ears at the same time.....LOL, I remember the fucking day! Anyway, the dicksnot shot out of her nose. She just received an Angry Dragon. Hahahaha, I think it's fuckin funny.


Ever heard of a "blumpkin"? :lol:
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Postby Rockindeano » Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:38 am

Rick wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
Angel wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Angel wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:By the way assholes, I DO pop Cialis. I popped three at a time and nothing, until after the fact I needed the cocksuckers, then I had a woody for two days. :twisted:


Does that girl have ANY idea how lucky she was????


Lucky you weren't in the room with me. I would give you an Angry Pirate. I would shoot in your eye and kick you in the shin as I ran away laughing, hahahahaha. You would be blind in one eye and walk with a limp you stupid bitch. :twisted:


That's might big talk for a man that can't even get it up....


:lol: You kids crack me up!!! "Angry Pirate" :lol:


Think an Angry Pirate is bad? One time, and I swear to Christ I did this at Washington State, I was liquored up on Mad Dog 20/20, you know, that radiator fluid shit that fucks you up three ways to Sunday? I was having beast like sex in my room(and I had two lovely, conservative good student female roomies who I am sure heard the entire session :) )...anyway, it was getting rougher and rougher, and she wanted it that way, so I happily obliged. As soon as my log was in her mouth, I shot, and as soon as I did, I smacked her in both ears at the same time.....LOL, I remember the fucking day! Anyway, the dicksnot shot out of her nose. She just received an Angry Dragon. Hahahaha, I think it's fuckin funny.


Ever heard of a "blumpkin"? :lol:


Yeah, sure have. Came close to receiving one, but never went through with it.
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Postby Angel » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:39 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Rick wrote:Ever heard of a "blumpkin"? :lol:


Yeah, sure have. Came close to receiving one, but never went through with it.


OMG! I had to google it...I wish I hadn't! :evil:
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Postby Rick » Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:10 pm

Angel wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Rick wrote:Ever heard of a "blumpkin"? :lol:


Yeah, sure have. Came close to receiving one, but never went through with it.


OMG! I had to google it...I wish I hadn't! :evil:


It's a disgusting act, but the name is funny. :lol:
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Postby Enigma869 » Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:07 pm

Here is more brilliance from Sarah Palin, calling North Korea our "ally". This chick has a fucking box of rocks in her head. If the morons of this country elect this douche, I'm renouncing my citizenship!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GFXddfysos
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Postby RedWingFan » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:10 am

Enigma869 wrote:Here is more brilliance from Sarah Palin, calling North Korea our "ally". This chick has a fucking box of rocks in her head. If the morons of this country elect this douche, I'm renouncing my citizenship!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GFXddfysos

Probably just a slip of the tongue. Better than what we have now. Oh yeah, and Palin doesn't want to run your healthcare like these morons do. :D
I'd rather have a fool who wants less control of my life rather than fools who want more control. Wouldn't you?
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Postby Rockindeano » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:17 am

RedWingFan wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:Here is more brilliance from Sarah Palin, calling North Korea our "ally". This chick has a fucking box of rocks in her head. If the morons of this country elect this douche, I'm renouncing my citizenship!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GFXddfysos

Probably just a slip of the tongue. Better than what we have now. Oh yeah, and Palin doesn't want to run your healthcare like these morons do. :D
I'd rather have a fool who wants less control of my life rather than fools who want more control. Wouldn't you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq-eeWow_WU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws


I know you cannot be serious with this post. I know you loathe Obama, but Palin? If anyone votes for her, they are doing a huge disservice to this country. Seriously, she has absolutely NO clue what she is talking about. I do agree this was a slip of the tongue, but you can tell she is just babbling.
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Postby RedWingFan » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:25 am

Rockindeano wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:Here is more brilliance from Sarah Palin, calling North Korea our "ally". This chick has a fucking box of rocks in her head. If the morons of this country elect this douche, I'm renouncing my citizenship!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GFXddfysos

Probably just a slip of the tongue. Better than what we have now. Oh yeah, and Palin doesn't want to run your healthcare like these morons do. :D
I'd rather have a fool who wants less control of my life rather than fools who want more control. Wouldn't you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq-eeWow_WU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws


I know you cannot be serious with this post.

We know you want fools with MORE control over your life Dean. The same fools who've been in control of the executive branch for the past 2 years and the legislative for the past 4 years. The blind leading the blind. We know.
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Postby Rockindeano » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:37 am

RedWingFan wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:Here is more brilliance from Sarah Palin, calling North Korea our "ally". This chick has a fucking box of rocks in her head. If the morons of this country elect this douche, I'm renouncing my citizenship!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GFXddfysos

Probably just a slip of the tongue. Better than what we have now. Oh yeah, and Palin doesn't want to run your healthcare like these morons do. :D
I'd rather have a fool who wants less control of my life rather than fools who want more control. Wouldn't you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq-eeWow_WU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws


I know you cannot be serious with this post.

We know you want fools with MORE control over your life Dean. The same fools who've been in control of the executive branch for the past 2 years and the legislative for the past 4 years. The blind leading the blind. We know.


For the record, and I can go back and dig it up if I have to, but I wanted Hillary for president first and foremost. Thank God she is at State. I think even republicans probably think she is doing a really good job there. Certainly not hurting her resume that's for sure. I wish like Hell Obama would not run for reelection and that she would.....I think she would win in a landslide.
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Postby parfait » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:48 am

How can a girl that young, let herself become chubby? She would've been doable hadn't it been for the beaver cheeks.
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Postby SusieP » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:48 am

I don't even pretend to understand how US Politics works, but Hillary always seems pretty solid, sensible and dependable to me.
We don't have mid term elections here. What gets voted in is what we get stuck with until their full term is over.

CAN she run for re-election now?
Or is that just Deano wishful thinking?
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Postby Rockindeano » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:56 am

SusieP wrote:I don't even pretend to understand how US Politics works, but Hillary always seems pretty solid, sensible and dependable to me.
We don't have mid term elections here. What gets voted in is what we get stuck with until their full term is over.

CAN she run for re-election now?
Or is that just Deano wishful thinking?


Susie, Hillary has never held an elected office except for Senator. She has two full terms of elgibility left if she chooses to run for President.
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Postby RossValoryRocks » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:59 am

parfait wrote:How can a girl that young, let herself become chubby? She would've been doable hadn't it been for the beaver cheeks.


Are you more concerned that her mouth is big enough to use for your urinary fetish? :lol: ;)
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Postby SusieP » Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:02 am

Rockindeano wrote:
SusieP wrote:I don't even pretend to understand how US Politics works, but Hillary always seems pretty solid, sensible and dependable to me.
We don't have mid term elections here. What gets voted in is what we get stuck with until their full term is over.

CAN she run for re-election now?
Or is that just Deano wishful thinking?


Susie, Hillary has never held an elected office except for Senator. She has two full terms of elgibility left if she chooses to run for President.



But she must wait until this full term is over, right?
If so, does THIS term class as one of her terms of eligibilty or does she still have two AFTER you guys kick Obama out?
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Postby Michigan Girl » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:04 am

SusieP wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
SusieP wrote:I don't even pretend to understand how US Politics works, but Hillary always seems pretty solid, sensible and dependable to me.
We don't have mid term elections here. What gets voted in is what we get stuck with until their full term is over.

CAN she run for re-election now?
Or is that just Deano wishful thinking?


Susie, Hillary has never held an elected office except for Senator. She has two full terms of elgibility left if she chooses to run for President.



But she must wait until this full term is over, right?
If so, does THIS term class as one of her terms of eligibilty or does she still have two AFTER you guys kick Obama out?

Yes, no, yes ...but I'm pretty sure that Deano likes Obama, so your choice of words ...yikes!! :D :wink:
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Postby Rockindeano » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:12 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
SusieP wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
SusieP wrote:I don't even pretend to understand how US Politics works, but Hillary always seems pretty solid, sensible and dependable to me.
We don't have mid term elections here. What gets voted in is what we get stuck with until their full term is over.

CAN she run for re-election now?
Or is that just Deano wishful thinking?


Susie, Hillary has never held an elected office except for Senator. She has two full terms of elgibility left if she chooses to run for President.



But she must wait until this full term is over, right?
If so, does THIS term class as one of her terms of eligibilty or does she still have two AFTER you guys kick Obama out?

Yes, no, yes ...but I'm pretty sure that Deano likes Obama, so your choice of words ...yikes!! :D :wink:


I don't mind Obama. He has had political injuries, but the guy was givin a mother lode of shit to deal with. he walked into a job left by the worst president ever....he can't dig us out in a day or two, it will take time. However, Hillary can run as soon as 2012 if she desired, but she of course won't if Obama is running.
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Postby SusieP » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:23 am

Thanks for clarifying.

I wish we could have mid term elections here.
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Postby Rockindeano » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:26 am

SusieP wrote:Thanks for clarifying.

I wish we could have mid term elections here.


I think you people should worry about getting good dental care before you worry about mid term elections. :lol:
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Postby SusieP » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:29 am

Rockindeano wrote:
SusieP wrote:Thanks for clarifying.

I wish we could have mid term elections here.


I think you people should worry about getting good dental care before you worry about mid term elections. :lol:


We can't afford it.

Dentists here charge WAY too much money.
That's if you can even register with a Dental Practice.
It's a big bone of contention here.

Maybe I shouldn't have used the word 'bone' there. I know what 'mood' you are in.

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