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Tommy Lee "whales" on SeaWorld!

Postby Rip Rokken » Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:45 pm

I believe everyone is an environmentalist on some level, and it just takes the right touched nerve to bring it to the surface.

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Tommy Lee is laying the smack down on SeaWorld for the "sick and twisted" way they allegedly treat their most famous Orca's ... penis.

The Motley Crue drummer just fired off a letter to SeaWorld -- accusing the park of keeping Tilikum the whale in captivity because, "he is your chief sperm bank."

Tilikum -- as you may know -- made national headlines for being involved in the deaths of three people.

But Tommy is especially pissed about the way he believes SeaWorld extracts semen from Tilikum -- saying, "We know from SeaWorld's own director of safety (as well as videos on the web) that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow's vagina filled with hot water."

Lee continues, "Even in my wildest days with Motley Crue, I never could've imagined something so sick and twisted."


Tommy and his friends at PETA have called for the whale's release into the wild. SeaWorld has always maintained that the animals receive expert care at its parks.

We've called SeaWorld for comment -- but so far, no dice.


T-Bone's already freed Willy once before in that video with Pamela Anderson. I guess that was just a practice run for the real thing!

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Re: Tommy Lee "whales" on SeaWorld!

Postby StevePerryHair » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:53 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:I
[b]But Tommy is especially pissed about the way he believes SeaWorld extracts semen from Tilikum -- saying, "We know from SeaWorld's own director of safety (as well as videos on the web) that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow's vagina filled with hot water."

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You'd think with the number of "cow vagina's" Tommy has experienced, he'd figure Tili was a lucky whale :roll: :lol:
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Postby Andrew » Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:04 pm

What about drowning all those poor cows? :shock:
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Re: Tommy Lee "whales" on SeaWorld!

Postby Babyblue » Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:50 pm

StevePerryHair wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:I
[b]But Tommy is especially pissed about the way he believes SeaWorld extracts semen from Tilikum -- saying, "We know from SeaWorld's own director of safety (as well as videos on the web) that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow's vagina filled with hot water."

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You'd think with the number of "cow vagina's" Tommy has experienced, he'd figure Tili was a lucky whale :roll: :lol:




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Re: Tommy Lee "whales" on SeaWorld!

Postby Rip Rokken » Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:11 pm

StevePerryHair wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:I
[b]But Tommy is especially pissed about the way he believes SeaWorld extracts semen from Tilikum -- saying, "We know from SeaWorld's own director of safety (as well as videos on the web) that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow's vagina filled with hot water."

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You'd think with the number of "cow vagina's" Tommy has experienced, he'd figure Tili was a lucky whale :roll: :lol:


I had to re-read his statement and maybe his real "beef" is that they filled it with hot water -- water is a horrible lubricant!

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Postby annpea » Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:00 am

I' bet the whale ain't complaining :lol: :lol:
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Postby Saint John » Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:04 am

They should use Tommy Lee's ass to pleasure the whale. What a dope. Siding with fucking PETA?!?! :lol: :roll:
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Postby Rip Rokken » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:10 am

SeaWorld is now denying his claims completely, and slamming PETA in the process. :)
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