A Toast to My MR Brothers and Sisters

by **Seven Wishes2** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:49 am

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Polack were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The Polack opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too..'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The Polack opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the Polack's wife. She said,
"Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."'

by **Babyblue** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:02 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Babyblue wrote:Hey Deano, where is the other video ????????????? We are ready for more. You are a wild & crazy guy

Nah, Steveo77 ruined all my fun...no sense in posting anymore just to have him shoot it down...takes all the fun out of it.

Well that is true.But i t was so dean to watch it.lololol

by **Angel** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:07 am

Seven Wishes wrote:An Irishman , a Mexican and a Polack were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The Polack opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too..'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The Polack opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the Polack's wife. She said,
"Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."'

Website · by **steveo777** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:05 pm

I have to admit I did my first shot of Jag with a friend tonight. I could not get that shit down, no how. It went out my nostrils twice and my gut felt weird, then a quick trip to the head took care of that. I guess I'm just not cut out for it. :shock:

by **conversationpc** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:14 pm

steveo777 wrote:I have to admit I did my first shot of Jag with a friend tonight. I could not get that shit down, no how. It went out my nostrils twice and my gut felt weird, then a quick trip to the head took care of that. I guess I'm just not cut out for it.

I don't understand why people drink that crap other than to just prove how tough they are or how drunk they can get.

by **Babyblue** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:52 am

steveo777 wrote:I have to admit I did my first shot of Jag with a friend tonight. I could not get that shit down, no how. It went out my nostrils twice and my gut felt weird, then a quick trip to the head took care of that. I guess I'm just not cut out for it.

I am glad i don't drink.lolol Well maybe a glass of wine once a year. :lol:

by **Behshad** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:53 am

Babyblue wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I have to admit I did my first shot of Jag with a friend tonight. I could not get that shit down, no how. It went out my nostrils twice and my gut felt weird, then a quick trip to the head took care of that. I guess I'm just not cut out for it.

I am glad i don't drink.lolol Well maybe a glass or two of wine once a day .

by **Behshad** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:54 am

Babyblue wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Babyblue wrote:Hey Deano, where is the other video ????????????? We are ready for more. You are a wild & crazy guy

Nah, Steveo77 ruined all my fun...no sense in posting anymore just to have him shoot it down...takes all the fun out of it.

Well that is true.But i t was so dean to watch it.lololol

Come again?

and exactly what does lololol mean ? :lol:

Website · by **steveo777** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:34 am

conversationpc wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I have to admit I did my first shot of Jag with a friend tonight. I could not get that shit down, no how. It went out my nostrils twice and my gut felt weird, then a quick trip to the head took care of that. I guess I'm just not cut out for it.

I don't understand why people drink that crap other than to just prove how tough they are or how drunk they can get.

It was not enjoyable and I am not tough. I'll leave that shit for the tough guys who have something to prove! :wink:

by **pinkfloyd1973** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:42 am

Jäger Bombs are pretty good, but Jägermeister by itself is BLECH

by **S2M** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:06 am

I've had a few J-Bombs in my day, but it was a waste of money when you really think about it....alcohol is a depressant, and red bull is a stimulant....so they cancel each other out. You're just paying $6 to whet your thirst, thinking you're getting drunk....

by **Ehwmatt** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:09 am

S2M wrote:I've had a few J-Bombs in my day, but it was a waste of money when you really think about it....alcohol is a depressant, and red bull is a stimulant....so they cancel each other out. You're just paying $6 to whet your thirst, thinking you're getting drunk....

Oh you get drunk all right... the problem is, the caffeine outlasts the booze. End effect? You pass out piss drunk after copious J-Bombs and wake up 4 hours later with the booze mostly gone but the caffeine making you sweat, your heart THUMP in your chest, and your stomach all the worse than it would have been with just the booze. So, you wake up shortly after, can't go back to sleep, and feel awful. No thanks.

by **pinkfloyd1973** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:40 am

Ehwmatt wrote:
S2M wrote:I've had a few J-Bombs in my day, but it was a waste of money when you really think about it....alcohol is a depressant, and red bull is a stimulant....so they cancel each other out. You're just paying $6 to whet your thirst, thinking you're getting drunk....

Oh you get drunk all right... the problem is, the caffeine outlasts the booze. End effect? You pass out piss drunk after copious J-Bombs and wake up 4 hours later with the booze mostly gone but the caffeine making you sweat, your heart THUMP in your chest, and your stomach all the worse than it would have been with just the booze. So, you wake up shortly after, can't go back to sleep, and feel awful. No thanks.

Yeah that was waayyy back in the day, I really can do without the heart palpitations (but they were good lol)

by **TRAGChick** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:33 am

pinkfloyd1973 wrote:Jäger Bombs are pretty good, but Jägermeister by itself is BLECH

Gagermeister.

by **Behshad** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:45 am

S2M wrote:I've had a few J-Bombs in my day, but it was a waste of money when you really think about it....alcohol is a depressant, and red bull is a stimulant....so they cancel each other out. You're just paying $6 to whet your thirst, thinking you're getting drunk....

Not true. The Redbull gets the alcohol kick in your system fast. It's a milder version of that Four Loko crap.

Tell you what , next time we get together I'll get you 4-5 jagerbombs and let's see if you THINK you're getting drunk or you actually getting drink

by **Babyblue** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:52 am

Behshad wrote:
Babyblue wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I have to admit I did my first shot of Jag with a friend tonight. I could not get that shit down, no how. It went out my nostrils twice and my gut felt weird, then a quick trip to the head took care of that. I guess I'm just not cut out for it.

I am glad i don't drink.lolol Well maybe a glass or two of wine once a day .

You are so funny B.What would we do without you?????? :lol:

by **strangegrey** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:48 am

Haven't had this good a laugh in fucking months. Thanks Deano. Loved it!

It gives new meaning to the term 'slamtrack' ...

Next time I go on a long train ride, I need to drag your ass along. You bring the Jaeger and I'll bring the Becks.

-F

by **Ehwmatt** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:19 am

strangegrey wrote:Haven't had this good a laugh in fucking months. Thanks Deano. Loved it!

It gives new meaning to the term 'slamtrack' ...

Next time I go on a long train ride, I need to drag your ass along. You bring the Jaeger and I'll bring the Becks.

-F

Where the fuck you been man! I don't have as much time to post here as I used to, but I'm still here a lot and haven't seen you in forever. Don't even see ya pop up on Fbk anymore

by **strangegrey** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:05 am

Ehwmatt wrote:Where the fuck you been man! I don't have as much time to post here as I used to, but I'm still here a lot and haven't seen you in forever. Don't even see ya pop up on Fbk anymore

Eh, stuck in work hell....trying to come back more...so I might drop in and out a little more.

by **Rick** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:10 am

Ehwmatt wrote:
strangegrey wrote:Haven't had this good a laugh in fucking months. Thanks Deano. Loved it!

It gives new meaning to the term 'slamtrack' ...

Next time I go on a long train ride, I need to drag your ass along. You bring the Jaeger and I'll bring the Becks.

-F

Where the fuck you been man! I don't have as much time to post here as I used to, but I'm still here a lot and haven't seen you in forever. Don't even see ya pop up on Fbk anymore

Hey, no shit. Good to see you Frank.

by **artist4perry** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:05 pm

Deano, I am happy you had a good time on your birthday. Dan was kind enough to cover my eyes when you took a leak for a couple of minutes! LOL! I don't want to see that much of you. :wink:

Your Jagermeister faces were cracking both of us up, reminds me why I don't drink, but you had fun I am sure. Thanks for sharing vids of your fun trip. Dan especially laughed at your salutes to Robbie G. I thought he was going to go into a coughing jag. LOL! He and I are both stuck at home with colds.

You missed it Friday, I tried to break up a girl fight. Boy fights are easier, my boys don't want to hurt me, so they will stop if I come between them. Not girls, I got punched in the chest a couple of times and in the arm, and got knocked to the ground. But I got back up, did a line backer shove to one girl and pinned her to the wall. (I didn't hurt her, but I kept her from fighting any more) It took 5 male teachers to stop the other fights that broke after that. I want combat pay. LOL! Hugs my friend.

by **artist4perry** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:12 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Babyblue wrote:Hey Deano, where is the other video ????????????? We are ready for more. You are a wild & crazy guy

Nah, Steveo77 ruined all my fun...no sense in posting anymore just to have him shoot it down...takes all the fun out of it.

Deano, your a bit rough around the edges, but so are diamonds, your a gem deep inside I truly believe that. Keep us laughing, and big hugs to you. How did you get the scar on your arm? I pay attention to details by the way, I am sure the story is interesting to say the least. :wink:

by **Babyblue** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:52 pm

artist4perry wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Babyblue wrote:Hey Deano, where is the other video ????????????? We are ready for more. You are a wild & crazy guy

Nah, Steveo77 ruined all my fun...no sense in posting anymore just to have him shoot it down...takes all the fun out of it.

Deano, your a bit rough around the edges, but so are diamonds, your a gem deep inside I truly believe that. Keep us laughing, and big hugs to you. How did you get the scar on your arm? I pay attention to details by the way, I am sure the story is interesting to say the least.

Ginger,that is so true he is carzy funny & that is in a good way guys. :lol:

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