Going for the masturbation record

by **conversationpc** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:01 am

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video ... ord,18829/

by **Behshad** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:03 am

conversationpc wrote:http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/update-masturbation-phenom-inches-closer-to-record,18829/

Does Dean know about this "event" ? he could kick their ass single handedly! :lol:

by **conversationpc** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:04 am

Behshad wrote:
conversationpc wrote:http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/update-masturbation-phenom-inches-closer-to-record,18829/

Does Dean know about this "event" ? he could kick their ass single handedly!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :lol:

by **YoungJRNY** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:16 am

Sure Dean goes on record of his masturbation, but the thing is, whoever masturbates once in normal time, Dean's masturbation techniques is like 5 jackoffs all wrapped up into one. Deano could defeat this punk all but in 6 masturbation's during the entire week, which would be once a day during the week, twice if pressed. Dean got this shit.

by **Behshad** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:21 am

YoungJRNY wrote:Sure Dean goes on record of his masturbation, but the thing is, whoever masturbates once in normal time, Dean's masturbation techniques is like 5 jackoffs all wrapped up into one. Deano could defeat this punk all but in 6 masturbation's during the entire week, which would be once a day during the week, twice if pressed. Dean got this shit.

It worries me that you know these details! :lol:

by **conversationpc** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:27 am

This reminds me of the time that Deano commented that he's glad that God provided that do-it-yourself kit at the end of his arm. One of the all-time MR Forum classics, in my opinion. :lol:

by **YoungJRNY** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:41 am

Behshad wrote:
YoungJRNY wrote:Sure Dean goes on record of his masturbation, but the thing is, whoever masturbates once in normal time, Dean's masturbation techniques is like 5 jackoffs all wrapped up into one. Deano could defeat this punk all but in 6 masturbation's during the entire week, which would be once a day during the week, twice if pressed. Dean got this shit.

It worries me that you know these details!

I've heard Deano tell his stories about jacking off to clothed women so right away that tells me he is the Chuck Norris of jackoffs. Anything is possible with the guy lmao.

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:59 am

Yeah, I LOVE jacking off, but come on guys, am I the only one here who does this regularly? You assholes all want to come off as fucking saints, and meanwhile, I am just being honest and telling the truth. There have been days in my bizarre life where I have jacked off so much in a single day that by the 6th or seventh time, the amount of spunk was down to a drop or two, hahahahha. Yeah, I love it for sure, but on that busy day, my skin flute looked like a dilapidated house in the 9th ward of New Orleans with peeling, blistered paint. It looked like it went through Black Hawk Down a few times.

One time my doctor, not the hot Lithuanian woman I see now(tomorrow actually woohoo

), told me that I had tennis elbow....I never played tennis in my life!

So thank you for all the kudos and reputation for being a gold medal winner in the jackoff Olympics, but you men here and some of you ladies (Deb and Lynn). masturbate too, so don't be bashful and hide. I KNOW Phyliss jacks off.

by **Saint John** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:15 am

Rockindeano wrote: I KNOW Phyliss jacks off.

I'm terrified to ask how you know this. :lol:

by **Behshad** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:40 am

Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote: I KNOW Phyliss jacks off.

I'm terrified to ask how you know this.

You should be more terrified about WHO she thinks of while she plays with the little man in the boat :twisted:

by **StevePerryHair** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:49 am

Behshad wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote: I KNOW Phyliss jacks off.

I'm terrified to ask how you know this.

You should be more terrified about WHO she thinks of while she plays with the little man in the boat

I'm pretty sure Dean was insinuating that may not be the kind of part Phyl has...

by **Behshad** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:51 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote: I KNOW Phyliss jacks off.

I'm terrified to ask how you know this.

You should be more terrified about WHO she thinks of while she plays with the little man in the boat
I'm pretty sure Dean was insinuating that may not be the kind of part Phyl has...

Dont worry about Phyl. I noticed you didnt deny what Dean said about you and Deb ! :lol:

by **Deb** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:54 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote: I KNOW Phyliss jacks off.

I'm terrified to ask how you know this.

You should be more terrified about WHO she thinks of while she plays with the little man in the boat
I'm pretty sure Dean was insinuating that may not be the kind of part Phyl has...

I don't know Lynn, I once read that if you don't stimulate that little man enough he'll shrivel up and fall off the boat?

by **StevePerryHair** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:00 am

Deb wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote: I KNOW Phyliss jacks off.

I'm terrified to ask how you know this.

You should be more terrified about WHO she thinks of while she plays with the little man in the boat
I'm pretty sure Dean was insinuating that may not be the kind of part Phyl has...

I don't know Lynn, I once read that if you don't stimulate that little man enough he'll shrivel up and fall off the boat?

Looks like Deb's admitted it

by **Behshad** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:01 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
Deb wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote: I KNOW Phyliss jacks off.

I'm terrified to ask how you know this.

You should be more terrified about WHO she thinks of while she plays with the little man in the boat
I'm pretty sure Dean was insinuating that may not be the kind of part Phyl has...

I don't know Lynn, I once read that if you don't stimulate that little man enough he'll shrivel up and fall off the boat?
Looks like Deb's admitted it

Rod Stewarts "I am sailing" comes to mind :lol:

by **Deb** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:02 am

Behshad wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote: I KNOW Phyliss jacks off.

I'm terrified to ask how you know this.

You should be more terrified about WHO she thinks of while she plays with the little man in the boat
I'm pretty sure Dean was insinuating that may not be the kind of part Phyl has...

Dont worry about Phyl. I noticed you didnt deny what Dean said about you and Deb !

I'm not even going to touch that, I don't know where the hell he gets off saying that. :twisted:

by **lights1961** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:03 am

CLASSIC ALL The way around...

by **Behshad** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:05 am

Deb wrote:
Behshad wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote: I KNOW Phyliss jacks off.

I'm terrified to ask how you know this.

You should be more terrified about WHO she thinks of while she plays with the little man in the boat
I'm pretty sure Dean was insinuating that may not be the kind of part Phyl has...

Dont worry about Phyl. I noticed you didnt deny what Dean said about you and Deb !

I'm not even going to touch that, I don't know where the hell he gets off saying that.

Very Nice Deb ! That qualifies as a back to back multi.... score

by **StevePerryHair** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:05 am

Deb wrote:
Behshad wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote: I KNOW Phyliss jacks off.

I'm terrified to ask how you know this.

You should be more terrified about WHO she thinks of while she plays with the little man in the boat
I'm pretty sure Dean was insinuating that may not be the kind of part Phyl has...

Dont worry about Phyl. I noticed you didnt deny what Dean said about you and Deb !

I'm not even going to touch that, I don't know where the hell he gets off saying that.

Is there a hidden message in there Deb? :lol:

by **RossValoryRocks** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:27 am

Behshad wrote:
conversationpc wrote:http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/update-masturbation-phenom-inches-closer-to-record,18829/

Does Dean know about this "event" ? he could kick their ass single handedly!

Single handed? With 2 fingers and a pound of butter! (Unsalted of course!)

by **RossValoryRocks** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:30 am

conversationpc wrote:http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/update-masturbation-phenom-inches-closer-to-record,18829/

Wait...only 32 times in a day? That's it?

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