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Postby Moon Beam » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:14 pm

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S2M wrote:I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I suggest you religious types brush up on your Divine Command Theory.


S2M...and everyone else that's trying to shove the big bang/evolution/atheist theory down everyone's throats...

I may not be able to show solid scientific evidence that God exists. Even if I could there would be plenty of evidence that people could bring up against it. But, I do know this-I have seen the hand of God in my life far too many times to deny his existence. I don't understand everything-I don't fully understand how the Earth was made and how we came to be. I think there's a reason I don't understand it just yet. I also believe that someday I will understand it. I know there is life after death and I KNOW God exists. If you choose not to believe, that's fine but you will never convince me or many others here, otherwise so there's really no reason to put people down because they do believe in God.


Actually, again....please take a course on logic, and better yet - read up on Epistemology...the logic of truth and knowledge. You need to be schooled on just what counts as knowledge. Saying, 'The yankees are going to win tonight, I just know it' - is not knowledge. EVEN IF THE YANKEES DO, INDEED, WIN...


Just try and wrap your mind around what you may have not witnessed in your life.
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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:35 pm

It is unbelievably difficult to remain out of this thread.
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Postby ebake02 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:43 pm

Rockindeano wrote:It is unbelievably difficult to remain out of this thread.



I keep trying to lighten the mood but I don't think its working. This thread has gotten way too serious to this board. :lol:
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Postby S2M » Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:46 pm

You know, the more I read the responses by the religious right - the more I'm disappointed. There are no such thing as miracles. Just things that go against conventional wisdom. But you know - for every blind man that can now see, or every tumor that has mysteriously 'gone away'....or child that doesn't have leukemia anymore....there is that double amputee that for some reason can't grow those fucking limbs back....I guess god just hates amputees, huh?
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Postby Angel » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:15 pm

S2M wrote:You know, the more I read the responses by the religious right - the more I'm disappointed. There are no such thing as miracles. Just things that go against conventional wisdom. But you know - for every blind man that can now see, or every tumor that has mysteriously 'gone away'....or child that doesn't have leukemia anymore....there is that double amputee that for some reason can't grow those fucking limbs back....I guess god just hates amputees, huh?


That's where faith comes in. Faith that there is a reason for everything. I haven't seen huge miracles in my life-like regaining sight or having a miraculous cure of cancer-it's more subtle than that. Most of my examples are far too personal for me to share them here but one that I will share is this. I was at work one night and I walked into my patient's room. As I stepped in I got an OVERWHELMING feeling that I needed to go into the room next door. The patient next door wasn't even my patient but the feeling was too overwhelming for me to ignore. I went into the next room and asked the new mom and dad if they needed anything. The dad asked me for another blanket for the baby and again I felt an overwhelming feeling to check the baby. I asked him to place her on the infant warmer so I could rewrap her. He placed her on the warmer and I turned on the light over the warmer (most of the lights were off in the room, it was very dim) and I immediately noticed that her color was gray,she was cold to the touch and was not breathing so I called a code blue and started CPR until the team got there. The baby lived but probably would not have if I didn't go in the room since the nurse caring for the baby had left the department and was going to be gone for about a half an hour and had told the nurse covering for her that she'd just checked on them and they were fine. I would not have gone into the room if I hadn't had that feeling. Science cannot explain why I felt the way I did.
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Postby S2M » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:23 pm

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S2M wrote:You know, the more I read the responses by the religious right - the more I'm disappointed. There are no such thing as miracles. Just things that go against conventional wisdom. But you know - for every blind man that can now see, or every tumor that has mysteriously 'gone away'....or child that doesn't have leukemia anymore....there is that double amputee that for some reason can't grow those fucking limbs back....I guess god just hates amputees, huh?


That's where faith comes in. Faith that there is a reason for everything. I haven't seen huge miracles in my life-like regaining sight or having a miraculous cure of cancer-it's more subtle than that. Most of my examples are far too personal for me to share them here but one that I will share is this. I was at work one night and I walked into my patient's room. As I stepped in I got an OVERWHELMING feeling that I needed to go into the room next door. The patient next door wasn't even my patient but the feeling was too overwhelming for me to ignore. I went into the next room and asked the new mom and dad if they needed anything. The dad asked me for another blanket for the baby and again I felt an overwhelming feeling to check the baby. I asked him to place her on the infant warmer so I could rewrap her. He placed her on the warmer and I turned on the light over the warmer (most of the lights were off in the room, it was very dim) and I immediately noticed that her color was gray,she was cold to the touch and was not breathing so I called a code blue and started CPR until the team got there. The baby lived but probably would not have if I didn't go in the room since the nurse caring for the baby had left the department and was going to be gone for about a half an hour and had told the nurse covering for her that she'd just checked on them and they were fine. I would not have gone into the room if I hadn't had that feeling. Science cannot explain why I felt the way I did.



I know what you mean....I was expecting my Netflix today, and something told me to check the mailbox. As soon as opened my front door - the mail carrier was walking up my steps....Science can't explain my anecdote either, but I hardly think that Gandalf was concerned about how quickly I got my Married With Children; Season 9....ever hear of coincidence?
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Postby Angel » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:40 pm

S2M wrote:I know what you mean....I was expecting my Netflix today, and something told me to check the mailbox. As soon as opened my front door - the mail carrier was walking up my steps....Science can't explain my anecdote either, but I hardly think that Gandalf was concerned about how quickly I got my Married With Children; Season 9....ever hear of coincidence?

This was NOT coincidence. And again, I don't care how insulting you are, NOTHING will change my mind.
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Postby Rip Rokken » Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:54 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:I feel the problem with these types of topics is they usually become competitive debates rather than productive, two-way discussions. It's a great subject and definitely worth talking about, but the only way to make it productive is to keep it in the context of a common goal. I think the common goal of any idea-related discussion is to offer or gain knowledge or insight that can lead to the improvement and betterment of one's life, or life experience. The more open to the other perspectives people are, they more they stand to benefit.

S2M wrote:You know, the more I read the responses by the religious right - the more I'm disappointed. There are no such thing as miracles. Just things that go against conventional wisdom. But you know - for every blind man that can now see, or every tumor that has mysteriously 'gone away'....or child that doesn't have leukemia anymore....there is that double amputee that for some reason can't grow those fucking limbs back....I guess god just hates amputees, huh?


God, sometimes I don't know why I waste so much freaking time here... Dude, I love ya, but what do you hope to achieve by insulting the faithful? Or is that the only goal? You're never going to sway people with a jackhammer, and you definitely won't be changing any negative stereotypes about Atheism by coming off like an angry, bitter old fart. Good lord, I'll take faith in Jesus over that anyday.
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Postby parfait » Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:11 pm

It's weird that miracles only are noticed by religious people. The whole everything has a meaning shit is shamefull. Tell that everything happens for a reason to the billions living in poverty, the kids getting molested by family members or what about the whole god damn cancer ward! Who are you to think that god has a greater plan with you, while he uses somalian kids as cannon fodder in guerilla wars? Disguisting.
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Postby Moon Beam » Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:04 am

parfait wrote:It's weird that miracles only are noticed by religious people. The whole everything has a meaning shit is shamefull. Tell that everything happens for a reason to the billions living in poverty, the kids getting molested by family members or what about the whole god damn cancer ward! Who are you to think that god has a greater plan with you, while he uses somalian kids as cannon fodder in guerilla wars? Disguisting.



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Postby Melissa » Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:20 am

S2M wrote:You know, the more I read the responses by the religious right - the more I'm disappointed. There are no such thing as miracles. Just things that go against conventional wisdom. But you know - for every blind man that can now see, or every tumor that has mysteriously 'gone away'....or child that doesn't have leukemia anymore....there is that double amputee that for some reason can't grow those fucking limbs back....I guess god just hates amputees, huh?


You might as well quit at this one, because while I see your points, since I try to always see both sides of an argument, others never will, and because of how you word things you'll just get thrown the "insulting" card over and over (like no one else in here has been insulting :roll:). I have some family members who pull that card too, who used to be practically agnostic, but went to some non-denom "Christian" church and got "saved" and now they make it known that everyone else around them are just some flailing horrible sinful people that they just can't be bothered with anymore, and it's all about their "church" (cult) instead. And any kind of conversation they try to force upon people like the topics in here, no matter WHAT or HOW the conversation goes, they want everyone else to JUST see their side, and don't want to listen to anyone else's. And they look at those others with the same attitudes and arrogance I see in here, with puppy dog eyes and a shake of the head while going "tsk, tsk, tsk, I feel so sorry for you." And when those people don't know the things YOU or anyone has had to face, it's easy for them to NOT see why your opinions are darker, and so it's pointless to argue.

I guess this is why they say, never discuss religion and politics, lol... :wink:
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Postby Rip Rokken » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:16 am

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S2M wrote:You know, the more I read the responses by the religious right - the more I'm disappointed. There are no such thing as miracles. Just things that go against conventional wisdom. But you know - for every blind man that can now see, or every tumor that has mysteriously 'gone away'....or child that doesn't have leukemia anymore....there is that double amputee that for some reason can't grow those fucking limbs back....I guess god just hates amputees, huh?


You might as well quit at this one, because while I see your points, since I try to always see both sides of an argument, others never will, and because of how you word things you'll just get thrown the "insulting" card over and over (like no one else in here has been insulting :roll:). I have some family members who pull that card too, who used to be practically agnostic, but went to some non-denom "Christian" church and got "saved" and now they make it known that everyone else around them are just some flailing horrible sinful people that they just can't be bothered with anymore, and it's all about their "church" (cult) instead. And any kind of conversation they try to force upon people like the topics in here, no matter WHAT or HOW the conversation goes, they want everyone else to JUST see their side, and don't want to listen to anyone else's. And they look at those others with the same attitudes and arrogance I see in here, with puppy dog eyes and a shake of the head while going "tsk, tsk, tsk, I feel so sorry for you." And when those people don't know the things YOU or anyone has had to face, it's easy for them to NOT see why your opinions are darker, and so it's pointless to argue.

I guess this is why they say, never discuss religion and politics, lol... :wink:


Excellent points, Mel. So... maybe we can all go back to talking (or fighting) about music now, lol!

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Postby S2M » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:18 am

Rip Rokken wrote:God, sometimes I don't know why I waste so much freaking time here... Dude, I love ya, but what do you hope to achieve by insulting the faithful? Or is that the only goal? You're never going to sway people with a jackhammer, and you definitely won't be changing any negative stereotypes about Atheism by coming off like an angry, bitter old fart. Good lord, I'll take faith in Jesus over that anyday.


Hey Rip....First of all I'm not an atheist, I'm agnostic. HUGE difference. Because I will admit that I dont know if there is a god, or not. The jury is still out. Only arrogant people will fight tooth and nail(pun intended) that one exists. Cause no matter what evidence is shown, religious types will never change their minds. Angel even said it. That proves that, for the most part, the pious have very closed minds.

There will either come a day where either somebody proves either the existence, or the non-existence of a supreme being. If enough evidence is presented - like me actually meeting god, jesus, or some other omnipotent creature, I will be able to change my mind. The problem with the religious is no matter what evidence is shown to them they will never change theirs.

It all comes down to logic, actually. And no matter how resistent one is to that discipline, people have to recognize it's usage here. I bring up scenarios that make one wonder about the blatant ambivolence/randomness of god. How he can, supposedly, make someone walk into a room and find a baby not breathing - yet not care that some left-wing nutjob kills a nine-year old in a wild west shootout. Or how some kid with leukemia suddenly in cancer free, while Corporal Timmy still has invisible legs. I still have yet to see the amputee 'miracle'. Still waiting for that one. It's like when I was collecting Star Wars Cards in 1977. I had the whole set except the one with Lando, reading, 'Conniving Pals'...I just couldn't get it. I'm thinking that god missed that day at Hogwarts...perhaps his fireplace/toilet was broken..... :lol:
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Postby Rockindeano » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:23 am

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parfait wrote:It's weird that miracles only are noticed by religious people. The whole everything has a meaning shit is shamefull. Tell that everything happens for a reason to the billions living in poverty, the kids getting molested by family members or what about the whole god damn cancer ward! Who are you to think that god has a greater plan with you, while he uses somalian kids as cannon fodder in guerilla wars? Disguisting.



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Postby Angel » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:30 am

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Rip Rokken wrote:God, sometimes I don't know why I waste so much freaking time here... Dude, I love ya, but what do you hope to achieve by insulting the faithful? Or is that the only goal? You're never going to sway people with a jackhammer, and you definitely won't be changing any negative stereotypes about Atheism by coming off like an angry, bitter old fart. Good lord, I'll take faith in Jesus over that anyday.


Hey Rip....First of all I'm not an atheist, I'm agnostic. HUGE difference. Because I will admit that I dont know if there is a god, or not. The jury is still out. Only arrogant people will fight tooth and nail(pun intended) that one exists. Cause no matter what evidence is shown, religious types will never change their minds. Angel even said it. That proves that, for the most part, the pious have very closed minds.

There will either come a day where either somebody proves either the existence, or the non-existence of a supreme being. If enough evidence is presented - like me actually meeting god, jesus, or some other omnipotent creature, I will be able to change my mind. The problem with the religious is no matter what evidence is shown to them they will never change theirs.

It all comes down to logic, actually. And no matter how resistent one is to that discipline, people have to recognize it's usage here. I bring up scenarios that make one wonder about the blatant ambivolence/randomness of god. How he can, supposedly, make someone walk into a room and find a baby not breathing - yet not care that some left-wing nutjob kills a nine-year old in a wild west shootout. Or how some kid with leukemia suddenly in cancer free, while Corporal Timmy still has invisible legs. I still have yet to see the amputee 'miracle'. Still waiting for that one. It's like when I was collecting Star Wars Cards in 1977. I had the whole set except the one with Lando, reading, 'Conniving Pals'...I just couldn't get it. I'm thinking that god missed that day at Hogwarts...perhaps his fireplace/toilet was broken..... :lol:


You assume that the only "evidence" whether God exists or not is the evidence you and others have presented against him. I've had my doubts in the past but, based on my experiences, God exists. As to why people still die and why people still have cancer-well, we all must die at some point in tme-some earlier than others. Why do some people suffer and others don't? I don't know that exactly but it doesn't change that I believe in God.

I really don't care if you believe in God or not. You are entitled to your beliefs, but so am I. I respect the fact that based on the evidence you've presented you believe God does not exist. Having said that-in my experience he does exist and I think you should respect my beliefs (and the beliefs of others) and move on.
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Postby Moon Beam » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:05 am

Rockindeano wrote:It is unbelievably difficult to remain out of this thread.

Rockindeano wrote:I bet you suck dick like a thirsty hamster, going for the water bottle.....not great technique, but A for effort.



I find it hard to believe you found it difficult to stay out of this thread when that's all you have to say. :lol:
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Postby RedWingFan » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:16 am

Rockindeano wrote:I bet you suck dick like a thirsty hamster, going for the water bottle.....not great technique, but A for effort.

:lol: This may be the funniest one sentence post in MR history, it's in the running with the Saint John quote in my sig. :lol:
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Postby Rip Rokken » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:28 am

S2M wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:God, sometimes I don't know why I waste so much freaking time here... Dude, I love ya, but what do you hope to achieve by insulting the faithful? Or is that the only goal? You're never going to sway people with a jackhammer, and you definitely won't be changing any negative stereotypes about Atheism by coming off like an angry, bitter old fart. Good lord, I'll take faith in Jesus over that anyday.


Hey Rip....First of all I'm not an atheist, I'm agnostic. HUGE difference. Because I will admit that I dont know if there is a god, or not. The jury is still out. Only arrogant people will fight tooth and nail(pun intended) that one exists. Cause no matter what evidence is shown, religious types will never change their minds. Angel even said it. That proves that, for the most part, the pious have very closed minds.

There will either come a day where either somebody proves either the existence, or the non-existence of a supreme being. If enough evidence is presented - like me actually meeting god, jesus, or some other omnipotent creature, I will be able to change my mind. The problem with the religious is no matter what evidence is shown to them they will never change theirs.

It all comes down to logic, actually. And no matter how resistant one is to that discipline, people have to recognize it's usage here. I bring up scenarios that make one wonder about the blatant ambivolence/randomness of god. How he can, supposedly, make someone walk into a room and find a baby not breathing - yet not care that some left-wing nutjob kills a nine-year old in a wild west shootout. Or how some kid with leukemia suddenly in cancer free, while Corporal Timmy still has invisible legs. I still have yet to see the amputee 'miracle'. Still waiting for that one. It's like when I was collecting Star Wars Cards in 1977. I had the whole set except the one with Lando, reading, 'Conniving Pals'...I just couldn't get it. I'm thinking that god missed that day at Hogwarts...perhaps his fireplace/toilet was broken..... :lol:


Hey, man - oops, my apologies for mislabeling you an atheist. I am agnostic these days too, leaning currently toward a type of atheism but the jury is out on everything for me. Most of the agnostics or athiests I've talked to would return to faith quickly if they could justify it as true. Logic, knowledge and personal experience just doesn't allow them to. I still have a hard time not imagining a creator, but every fiber of my personal experience with prayer and pursuing of God over my life has led me to the extremely troubling concern that there is no supreme being who ever had an active hand in my life or the lives of others I cared about. I see nothing but absolutely impartial randomness, and had to realize how many excuses I'd made over the years to explain why things worked out the way they did. Believing that "the Lord works in mysterious ways" finally stopped working for me. It wasn't just that things rarely turned out the way I (or even thousands of believers) thought they should -- I could deal with that. It's just that there were too many scenarios where the outcomes made absolutely no logical sense at all, not coming from the perspective that "all things work out to the glory of God". With faith, God is the constant and the believer is the only variable (assuming all other factors such as specific doctrinal interpretations, which church you attend and how often, how you pray, etc. are within the believer's ability to control). That leaves any objective believer with to blame but themselves when faith seems to fail, when God seems distant, when Biblical promises fail to come true. I begged God for a long time to forgive me, enlighten me, to take those horrible feelings away, but it never happened. It continued to get worse until my faith just naturally collapsed. I couldn't even deal with it for a few years out of fear, but eventually I crawled out of my shell and faced it head on, then started working on the next step. That next step for me was realizing that the great crafty deceiver, that ol' serpent of yore who I'd always been taught was a master of trickery and would eat us alive if we gave even the slightest ear to his manipulative whisperings in our noodle, was nothing more than logic and common sense. That every time I had doubts and said "Get behind me Satan in the name of Jesus!", I was only suppressing my own gut instinct -- one of the most important natural protective mechanisms nature gave us.

Back to the topic, religious people do change their minds, and I am an example of one, as is Ligzig I suppose. Maybe you were once, too. I was nothing close to casual in my beliefs and pracice -- I was full-on, but frustrated by my roller coaster experience of extreme highs followed by big crashes. I've found since that there are tons of people who have gone thru the same thing, and the stories are so remarkably similar it's stunning. Lots of fear, shame, and confusion over what they are going thru and what it means for their lives. Most weren't people who didn't really have faith or had never given it their all. Going thru a full deconstruction and rebuild at my age feels kinda like losing your entire life savings. I've described it as feeling like the very ground that I absolutely trusted to always be under my feet was yanked out from under me. At least I know I'm not alone.

I think we have this in common -- my absolute passion is logic and truth, and I don't tie my ego into what I learn, so if I find myself in error, then I'm obligated by principal to adopt what I perceive as the greater truth. Most of the time I can do it with a laugh, like yesterday. I've been arguing for years that the New Testament never intended for ministry to become a paid profession, but then I ran across some cryptic verses that seem to support the idea of financially supporting full-time pastors. Ok, then even if I'm not 100% sold on the meaning of those verses, at least I'll immediately cease pushing my case that paid ministry isn't provided for unless I learn otherwise. Sometimes the conclusions are very tough and painful though, and leaving Christianity was about as hard as it comes. It was like sawing off a leg that is stuck underneath a boulder. Keep the leg and die from starvation, or sever it and have a chance to survive?

Even without belief in a specific God, I feel extremely strongly that people benefit from having a connection to something greater than ourselves, and I still do. Kip Winger, Don Dokken, Superman are just a few, and they've never failed once to deliver when I turn to them. JSS, too -- he's definitely larger than myself, at least by a foot. It always helps too to know the exact day and hour that they will return, so we can anticipate their arrival.

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Postby Rockindeano » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:38 am

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Rockindeano wrote:I bet you suck dick like a thirsty hamster, going for the water bottle.....not great technique, but A for effort.

:lol: This may be the funniest one sentence post in MR history, it's in the running with the Saint John quote in my sig. :lol:


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Postby StevePerryHair » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:44 am

Maybe there should be a thread for favorite MR one liners where they can be posted as we laugh our asses off at them. That way we could go there when we need a laugh :lol:
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Postby Melissa » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:51 am

StevePerryHair wrote:Maybe there should be a thread for favorite MR one liners where they can be posted as we laugh our asses off at them. That way we could go there when we need a laugh :lol:


That would awesome, especially since there has definitely been more than one time when I have laughed to the point of tears over one liners on here, and most of them have been from Dan and Dean, lol.
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Postby Rockindeano » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:53 am

StevePerryHair wrote:Maybe there should be a thread for favorite MR one liners where they can be posted as we laugh our asses off at them. That way we could go there when we need a laugh :lol:


A Hall of Fame One Liner Thread(sticky)??? That would great, as if I recall correctly, just about everyone here has laid down a one line wonder. Too bad we can't go back and retrieve the greats.

We definitely should petition AjM for the sticky HOF thread, and everytime someone lays down a hit, we submit it for voting, and induction.

By the way, my post was not an insult to Gerene, but just trying to lighten the mood of the thread. Hell LMA, you in my opinion, have been not only on fire the last few months, but you could be leading candidate for POY. By the way, where is MG? She is missed here.
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Postby StevePerryHair » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:55 am

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StevePerryHair wrote:Maybe there should be a thread for favorite MR one liners where they can be posted as we laugh our asses off at them. That way we could go there when we need a laugh :lol:


A Hall of Fame One Liner Thread(sticky)??? That would great, as if I recall correctly, just about everyone here has laid down a one line wonder. Too bad we can't go back and retrieve the greats.

We definitely should petition AjM for the sticky HOF thread, and everytime someone lays down a hit, we submit it for voting, and induction.

By the way, my post was not an insult to Gerene, but just trying to lighten the mood of the thread. Hell LMA, you in my opinion, have been not only on fire the last few months, but you could be leading candidate for POY. By the way, where is MG? She is missed here.


I say we do it! Tell Andrew! :lol: MG is on vacation for a couple weeks! I'm supposed to be picking up slack in her absence! :lol:
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Postby Rockindeano » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:02 am

Oh He'll do it LMA, no problem there....but we need to devise a system where a one liner is submitted, usually by poster adulation, and then perhaps voted on? We can't have thirsty Hampster blow job smack getting in, and then Everett thinking his comments deserve to be there too, you know what I mean? This will definitely make us better posters. I for one will now lay in bed at nights thinking of that grand comment....I do it now sort of...seriously, I think, "Will JfB laugh at this? Will this make Lynn happy? Will Melissa be offended? Will FF enjoy this? I really do try to entertain. I know Dan does too. The posters I really try to impress are JfB and Trav in sports.....Stu and RWF/FF in politics, because they have proven to be good souls despite the obvious political differences...and I always try to NOT offend Lynn, Mel, Cyndy and Lora. Those four are excepted- I cannot engage in argument with any of those four nor can I make fun of them. I respect those four more than anyone. The person I try to rile up the most is easily Andrew. I am determined to give that guy a stroke.
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Postby Saint John » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:05 am

Rockindeano wrote: I am determined to give that guy a stroke.


I don't think Everett is for sale.
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Postby StevePerryHair » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:07 am

Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote: I am determined to give that guy a stroke.


I don't think Everett is for sale.
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Postby Rockindeano » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:08 am

Hey Lynn, how about we nominate three judges, like AI, but call it MRI....maybe some diverse cats like Annie(the asian chick from Frisco who digs Perry only, say maybe Melissa, the quiet as a mouse, black leather jacket wearing nurse from FL, and how about a guy or even two, like RWF and Andrew?

Make a thread Lynn putting up a poll about who should be the four judges(Andrew is a lock, so make it three judges.....2 guys/1 gal or vice versa. Try to get some diversity.

I am off to the supermarket so I can't make it, besides, you haven't started a thread in a long time, so would you please do it? Thanks in advance LMA.
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Postby StevePerryHair » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:10 am

Rockindeano wrote:Hey Lynn, how about we nominate three judges, like AI, but call it MRI....maybe some diverse cats like Annie(the asian chick from Frisco who digs Perry only, say maybe Melissa, the quiet as a mouse, black leather jacket wearing nurse from FL, and how about a guy or even two, like RWF and Andrew?

Make a thread Lynn putting up a poll about who should be the four judges(Andrew is a lock, so make it three judges.....2 guys/1 gal or vice versa. Try to get some diversity.

I am off to the supermarket so I can't make it, besides, you haven't started a thread in a long time, so would you please do it? Thanks in advance LMA.
I don't know how to do a poll!! I'd mess it up! One if you poll masters needs to do it! :lol:
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Postby Moon Beam » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:19 am

Rockindeano wrote:By the way, my post was not an insult to Gerene.


No insult taken Dean and thank you. :)
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Postby ebake02 » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:20 am

I love the Hall of Fame idea!! I've fell out of my chair laughing on more than one occasion! I guess I need to start coming up with some good ones.
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