S2M's personal soccer thread!!!

[Rockindeano]

But if he does, we can chase him around, catch him and kill him like they do in 3rd world shitholes!

I should have registered that word as a trademark! I invented the word "Shithole." I remember calling Romania a "shithole toilet of a country." That infuriated whats her name, Laura*

[parfait]

But if he does, we can chase him around, catch him and kill him like they do in 3rd world shitholes!

I should have registered that word as a trademark! I invented the word "Shithole." I remember calling Romania a "shithole toilet of a country." That infuriated whats her name, Laura*

Bucuresti is a beautiful city. I mean; how is that that people that is always calling other places shitholes or whatever, have never been there themself?

[Rockindeano]

But if he does, we can chase him around, catch him and kill him like they do in 3rd world shitholes!

I should have registered that word as a trademark! I invented the word "Shithole." I remember calling Romania a "shithole toilet of a country." That infuriated whats her name, Laura*

Bucuresti is a beautiful city. I mean; how is that that people that is always calling other places shitholes or whatever, have never been there themself?

I know it is P....take my mostly always failed attempt at humour for what it is..sarcastic. I know certain areas of Europe are beautiful. However, one cannot deny that a typical Euro chain smokes cigarettes and jogs in dark socks and shady looking sweat jackets.

[Behshad]

But if he does, we can chase him around, catch him and kill him like they do in 3rd world shitholes!

I should have registered that word as a trademark! I invented the word "Shithole." I remember calling Romania a "shithole toilet of a country." That infuriated whats her name, Laura*

Bucuresti is a beautiful city. I mean; how is that that people that is always calling other places shitholes or whatever, have never been there themself?

I know it is P....take my mostly always failed attempted at humour for what it is..sarcastic. I know certain areas of europe are beautiful. However, one cannot deny that a typicakl Euro chain smokes cigarettes and jogs in dark socks and shady looking sweat jackets.

You calling him P was NOT a failed attempt at humor. don't let that oyster-sucking , diaper-licking , butler-humping prick bring you down , Deano.

[ebake02]

Soccer sucks.

come again ?

They're still wearing clothes, so it still sucks. I want those chicks naked and sitting on my lap damn it !!!

[Behshad]

Soccer sucks.

come again ?

They're still wearing clothes, so it still sucks. I want those chicks naked and sitting on my lap!!!

Now that you tried "Fantasy Land " , care to enjoy " reality land "?'

[Melissa]

What cracks me up B is none of the guys noticed that pic until JUST NOW? Not only do they not like soccer, but apparently they don't like nice asses either

[Rockindeano]

But if he does, we can chase him around, catch him and kill him like they do in 3rd world shitholes!

I should have registered that word as a trademark! I invented the word "Shithole." I remember calling Romania a "shithole toilet of a country." That infuriated whats her name, Laura*

Bucuresti is a beautiful city. I mean; how is that that people that is always calling other places shitholes or whatever, have never been there themself?

I know it is P....take my mostly always failed attempted at humour for what it is..sarcastic. I know certain areas of europe are beautiful. However, one cannot deny that a typicakl Euro chain smokes cigarettes and jogs in dark socks and shady looking sweat jackets.

You calling him P was NOT a failed attempt at humor. don't let that oyster-sucking , diaper-licking , butler-humping prick bring you down , Deano.

I am one of those here that like Parfait. he has been nothing but nice and extremely helpful to me. The guy is funny as fuck IMO.

[ebake02]

Soccer sucks.

come again ?

They're still wearing clothes, so it still sucks. I want those chicks naked and sitting on my lap!!!

Now that you tried "Fantasy Land " , care to enjoy " reality land "?'

Might as well, since that obviously isn't gonna happen. I guess I'll have to go back to porn....

[Behshad]

But if he does, we can chase him around, catch him and kill him like they do in 3rd world shitholes!

I should have registered that word as a trademark! I invented the word "Shithole." I remember calling Romania a "shithole toilet of a country." That infuriated whats her name, Laura*

Bucuresti is a beautiful city. I mean; how is that that people that is always calling other places shitholes or whatever, have never been there themself?

I know it is P....take my mostly always failed attempted at humour for what it is..sarcastic. I know certain areas of europe are beautiful. However, one cannot deny that a typicakl Euro chain smokes cigarettes and jogs in dark socks and shady looking sweat jackets.

You calling him P was NOT a failed attempt at humor. don't let that oyster-sucking , diaper-licking , butler-humping prick bring you down , Deano.

I am one of those here that like Parfait. he has been nothing but nice and extremely helpful to me. The guy is funny as fuck IMO.

His nice to you cause you showed him your PEE ! Duh !

[Behshad]

What cracks me up B is none of the guys noticed that pic until JUST NOW? Not only do they not like soccer, but apparently theyre all asses

Ain't gonna argue with that one

[StevePerryHair]

But if he does, we can chase him around, catch him and kill him like they do in 3rd world shitholes!

I should have registered that word as a trademark! I invented the word "Shithole." I remember calling Romania a "shithole toilet of a country." That infuriated whats her name, Laura*

Bucuresti is a beautiful city. I mean; how is that that people that is always calling other places shitholes or whatever, have never been there themself?

I know it is P....take my mostly always failed attempted at humour for what it is..sarcastic. I know certain areas of europe are beautiful. However, one cannot deny that a typicakl Euro chain smokes cigarettes and jogs in dark socks and shady looking sweat jackets.

You calling him P was NOT a failed attempt at humor. don't let that oyster-sucking , diaper-licking , butler-humping prick bring you down , Deano.

I am one of those here that like Parfait. he has been nothing but nice and extremely helpful to me. The guy is funny as fuck IMO.

You're entitled to your opinion..... I will however keep the one I have!

[Melissa]

What cracks me up B is none of the guys noticed that pic until JUST NOW? Not only do they not like soccer, but apparently theyre all asses

Ain't gonna argue with that one

Changer! Still funny!

[Don]

But if he does, we can chase him around, catch him and kill him like they do in 3rd world shitholes!

I should have registered that word as a trademark! I invented the word "Shithole." I remember calling Romania a "shithole toilet of a country." That infuriated whats her name, Laura*

Bucuresti is a beautiful city. I mean; how is that that people that is always calling other places shitholes or whatever, have never been there themself?

I know it is P....take my mostly always failed attempted at humour for what it is..sarcastic. I know certain areas of europe are beautiful. However, one cannot deny that a typicakl Euro chain smokes cigarettes and jogs in dark socks and shady looking sweat jackets.

You calling him P was NOT a failed attempt at humor. don't let that oyster-sucking , diaper-licking , butler-humping prick bring you down , Deano.

I am one of those here that like Parfait. he has been nothing but nice and extremely helpful to me. The guy is funny as fuck IMO.

+ 1
Kermit is great.

[parfait]

But if he does, we can chase him around, catch him and kill him like they do in 3rd world shitholes!

I should have registered that word as a trademark! I invented the word "Shithole." I remember calling Romania a "shithole toilet of a country." That infuriated whats her name, Laura*

Bucuresti is a beautiful city. I mean; how is that that people that is always calling other places shitholes or whatever, have never been there themself?

I know it is P....take my mostly always failed attempt at humour for what it is..sarcastic. I know certain areas of Europe are beautiful. However, one cannot deny that a typical Euro chain smokes cigarettes and jogs in dark socks and shady looking sweat jackets.

That's true. I haven't seen a lot of eastern Europe, but most of it is exactly that - old Fila and Addidas sweat jackets and drunks at every corner. There's a few gems though.

[Don]

Torres makes record move from Liverpool to Chelsea

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/footbal ... 380389.stm

Chelsea have broken the British transfer record by paying a reported £50m to seal the capture of striker Fernando Torres from Liverpool.

The 26-year-old Spain international signed a five-and-a-half-year contract with the Blues.

"This is the target for every footballer - to try to play for one of the top clubs in the world," he said.

"They [Chelsea] are one of the biggest teams in Europe and are always fighting for everything."

The signing was pushed through shortly before the transfer deadline and came on a dramatic day, with Chelsea and Liverpool involved in the four biggest transfers of the day.

The Anfield club looked to plug the gap left by Torres leaving by signing two strikers - Uruguayan Luis Suarez from Ajax for £22.7m and Andy Carroll from Newcastle for £35m.

Chelsea also brought in Benfica defender David Luiz for a reported fee of £21.3m.

But it will be the capture of Torres that sends out the strongest message that the club remain a force to be reckoned with in the transfer market.

Torres, a World Cup winner in 2010 and European champion in 2008 with Spain, spent three-and-a-half years at Liverpool after joining from Atletico Madrid for a fee of £20m, scoring 81 goals in 142 matches.

"I'm so happy and proud to be here," added Torres, who is available to play in the Champions League having only featured in this season's Europa League and could face Liverpool in the league on Sunday.

"It's been two, three, four very hard days for me. I'm really happy - this is a great club. I'm prepared and ready for the challenge.

"I know there are many great players here and I will work hard to win a place in the team.

"I am looking forward very much to helping my new team-mates this season and for many years to come.

"It's my dream to win the Champions League and I'm sure I can, playing for Chelsea."

Blues boss Carlo Ancelotti has selected both Didier Drogba and Nicolas Anelka up front in four of Chelsea's last five league games.

The defending champions' only defeat in that period - a 1-0 reverse against Wolves - came when Anelka started the match on the bench.

"I am a big fan of all of the Chelsea strikers," said Torres of his competition for a striking berth.

"When I was very young I remember Anelka was playing for Arsenal. Obviously Drogba is the best striker in the world by far.

"It is a big responsibility for me to play alongside them because the level they have is so high."

Torres becomes the fourth most expensive signing in world football behind Cristiano Ronaldo, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Kaka.

Chelsea chairman Bruce Buck added: "This is a very significant day for Chelsea, capturing one of the best players in the world with his peak years ahead of him.

"We have long admired the talents of a player who is a proven goalscorer in English football and Fernando's arrival is a sign of our continuing high ambitions. I hope every Chelsea fan is as excited as I am with this news."

The Reds rejected a £35m bid from Chelsea after Torres' transfer request was turned down on Friday.

But with Torres clearly intent on a move away from Anfield the Reds finally accepted defeat and cashed in on their prize asset.

Manager Kenny Dalglish said earlier on Monday: "Movement is part and parcel of football but the most important people at Liverpool Football Club are the ones who want to be here."

Liverpool had been angered by the timing of Torres' transfer request last week and reportedly believe the London club "tapped up" the player by encouraging him to express a desire to leave.

Torres had a £50m release clause in his contract that entitled him to leave if the Merseysiders, who are seventh in the Premier League, failed to qualify for the Champions League this season.

Torres, who signed a six-year contract when he joined the Reds, had been linked with Chelsea before.

The west Londoners were reported to be interested in luring the Spaniard from Anfield in the summer of 2008 and made a bid in May 2010, but after helping Spain win the World Cup in June, Torres pledged his future to Liverpool.

He said at the time: "My commitment and loyalty to the club and to the fans is the same as it was on my first day when I signed."

Torres notched three hat-tricks in his first season at Liverpool, scoring 33 goals in 46 appearances, and netted the winner as Spain beat Germany 1-0 to win the European Championship in 2008.

Hamstring injuries plagued him during the 2008-09 season but he still managed 17 goals in 38 games, while groin problems and knee surgery disrupted his 2009-10 campaign, although he still managed to find the net 22 times in 32 games.

Torres picked up a World Cup winners' medal with Spain but he failed to score during the finals in South Africa and pulled up with an abductor problem in the final, having come on as an 89th-minute substitute in the 1-0 victory over the Netherlands.

He has endured an indifferent 2010-11 season, scoring only nine goals in 26 games.