Too stupid to breathe

[Behshad]

Beshad, are you a Christian?

No Sir. I don't practice any religion. I do however believe in God. I don't need to go to Any buildings to communicate with God. I dont need to have any books show me how to live. However I do not put people down if they practice a religion.

Which God?

What exactly do you mean ?! Can I see the options ?!

Conceptions of God vary widely. Theologians and philosophers have studied countless conceptions of God since the dawn of civilization. The Abrahamic conceptions of God include the monotheistic definition of God in Judaism, the trinitarian view of Christians, and the Islamic concept of God. The dharmic religions differ in their view of the divine: views of God in Hinduism vary by region, sect, and caste, ranging from monotheistic to polytheistic to atheistic. Divinity were recognized by the historical Buddha, but they play a subordinate role in the devotee's personal path to salvation. Conceptions of God in the latter developments of the Mahayana tradition give a more prominent place to notions of the divine
Pick one!

The God I believe in is by far less complicated than the options given above. I believe I'm a creator that created this universe and that based on how we live our life and treat eachother , there may be a reward after we are done here.

So you believe YOU are God!! I SEE (damned iPhones! )

What can I say , the iPhone is a smart device and if it thinks I'm God ,

[Don]

Ego sum solo divo mihi.

[StevePerryHair]

Beshad, are you a Christian?

No Sir. I don't practice any religion. I do however believe in God. I don't need to go to Any buildings to communicate with God. I dont need to have any books show me how to live. However I do not put people down if they practice a religion.

Which God?

What exactly do you mean ?! Can I see the options ?!

Conceptions of God vary widely. Theologians and philosophers have studied countless conceptions of God since the dawn of civilization. The Abrahamic conceptions of God include the monotheistic definition of God in Judaism, the trinitarian view of Christians, and the Islamic concept of God. The dharmic religions differ in their view of the divine: views of God in Hinduism vary by region, sect, and caste, ranging from monotheistic to polytheistic to atheistic. Divinity were recognized by the historical Buddha, but they play a subordinate role in the devotee's personal path to salvation. Conceptions of God in the latter developments of the Mahayana tradition give a more prominent place to notions of the divine
Pick one!

The God I believe in is by far less complicated than the options given above. I believe I'm a creator that created this universe and that based on how we live our life and treat eachother , there may be a reward after we are done here.

So you believe YOU are God!! I SEE (damned iPhones! )

:lol:
What can I say , the iPhone is a smart device and if it thinks I'm God ,

Well now the pm's will start pouring in, now that you've outed yourself! Hope you're prepared to fix all these things Parfait is blabbing about!

[whirlwind]

Beshad, are you a Christian?

No Sir. I don't practice any religion. I do however believe in God. I don't need to go to Any buildings to communicate with God. I dont need to have any books show me how to live. However I do not put people down if they practice a religion.

Which God?

What exactly do you mean ?! Can I see the options ?!

Conceptions of God vary widely. Theologians and philosophers have studied countless conceptions of God since the dawn of civilization. The Abrahamic conceptions of God include the monotheistic definition of God in Judaism, the trinitarian view of Christians, and the Islamic concept of God. The dharmic religions differ in their view of the divine: views of God in Hinduism vary by region, sect, and caste, ranging from monotheistic to polytheistic to atheistic. Divinity were recognized by the historical Buddha, but they play a subordinate role in the devotee's personal path to salvation. Conceptions of God in the latter developments of the Mahayana tradition give a more prominent place to notions of the divine.


Pick one!

The God I believe in is by far less complicated than the options given above. I believe IN a creator that created this universe and that based on how we live our life and treat eachother , there may be a reward after we are done here.

The "creator" part is important as to how the creator you believe in wants you to live your life and how he wants you to treat others in order to get your just rewards "after you are done here." Some gods have their heads up their ass's for their intolerance for other gods. Is your God tolerant of other Gods?

[Behshad]

Beshad, are you a Christian?

No Sir. I don't practice any religion. I do however believe in God. I don't need to go to Any buildings to communicate with God. I dont need to have any books show me how to live. However I do not put people down if they practice a religion.

Which God?

What exactly do you mean ?! Can I see the options ?!

Conceptions of God vary widely. Theologians and philosophers have studied countless conceptions of God since the dawn of civilization. The Abrahamic conceptions of God include the monotheistic definition of God in Judaism, the trinitarian view of Christians, and the Islamic concept of God. The dharmic religions differ in their view of the divine: views of God in Hinduism vary by region, sect, and caste, ranging from monotheistic to polytheistic to atheistic. Divinity were recognized by the historical Buddha, but they play a subordinate role in the devotee's personal path to salvation. Conceptions of God in the latter developments of the Mahayana tradition give a more prominent place to notions of the divine.


Pick one!

The God I believe in is by far less complicated than the options given above. I believe IN a creator that created this universe and that based on how we live our life and treat eachother , there may be a reward after we are done here.

The "creator" part is important as to how the creator you believe in wants you to live your life and how he wants you to treat others in order to get your just rewards "after you are done here." Some gods have their heads up their ass's for their intolerance for other gods. Is your God tolerant of other Gods?

Most definitely ! My God is pretty laid back and doesn't feel threatened by other Gods. In fact he'd enjoy a few cold beers with any other Gods. He's not a jealous God. He does enjoy great conversations , a long hovering over the beach and real sports like Hockey.

[whirlwind]

Beshad, are you a Christian?

No Sir. I don't practice any religion. I do however believe in God. I don't need to go to Any buildings to communicate with God. I dont need to have any books show me how to live. However I do not put people down if they practice a religion.

Which God?

What exactly do you mean ?! Can I see the options ?!

Conceptions of God vary widely. Theologians and philosophers have studied countless conceptions of God since the dawn of civilization. The Abrahamic conceptions of God include the monotheistic definition of God in Judaism, the trinitarian view of Christians, and the Islamic concept of God. The dharmic religions differ in their view of the divine: views of God in Hinduism vary by region, sect, and caste, ranging from monotheistic to polytheistic to atheistic. Divinity were recognized by the historical Buddha, but they play a subordinate role in the devotee's personal path to salvation. Conceptions of God in the latter developments of the Mahayana tradition give a more prominent place to notions of the divine.


Pick one!

The God I believe in is by far less complicated than the options given above. I believe IN a creator that created this universe and that based on how we live our life and treat eachother , there may be a reward after we are done here.

The "creator" part is important as to how the creator you believe in wants you to live your life and how he wants you to treat others in order to get your just rewards "after you are done here." Some gods have their heads up their ass's for their intolerance for other gods. Is your God tolerant of other Gods?

Most definitely ! My God is pretty laid back and doesn't feel threatened by other Gods. In fact he'd enjoy a few cold beers with any other Gods. He's not a jealous God. He does enjoy great conversations , a long hovering over the beach and real sports like Hockey.

Would you say that you believe in a Supreme Being but not in any one religion then, since you don't practice a religion and you state that your God is not a jealous God? All the popular Gods profess to be jealous Gods so the one you believe in imust be an uncommon one and one I'd like to hear more about. Your Freudian slip might be more on the money in that you feel that you are your own God, living by your own rules of good or evil, with just rewards. What kind of just rewards are you planning on?

[Behshad]

Beshad, are you a Christian?

No Sir. I don't practice any religion. I do however believe in God. I don't need to go to Any buildings to communicate with God. I dont need to have any books show me how to live. However I do not put people down if they practice a religion.

Which God?

What exactly do you mean ?! Can I see the options ?!

Conceptions of God vary widely. Theologians and philosophers have studied countless conceptions of God since the dawn of civilization. The Abrahamic conceptions of God include the monotheistic definition of God in Judaism, the trinitarian view of Christians, and the Islamic concept of God. The dharmic religions differ in their view of the divine: views of God in Hinduism vary by region, sect, and caste, ranging from monotheistic to polytheistic to atheistic. Divinity were recognized by the historical Buddha, but they play a subordinate role in the devotee's personal path to salvation. Conceptions of God in the latter developments of the Mahayana tradition give a more prominent place to notions of the divine.


Pick one!

The God I believe in is by far less complicated than the options given above. I believe IN a creator that created this universe and that based on how we live our life and treat eachother , there may be a reward after we are done here.

The "creator" part is important as to how the creator you believe in wants you to live your life and how he wants you to treat others in order to get your just rewards "after you are done here." Some gods have their heads up their ass's for their intolerance for other gods. Is your God tolerant of other Gods?

Most definitely ! My God is pretty laid back and doesn't feel threatened by other Gods. In fact he'd enjoy a few cold beers with any other Gods. He's not a jealous God. He does enjoy great conversations , a long hovering over the beach and real sports like Hockey.

Would you say that you believe in a Supreme Being but not in any one religion then, since you don't practice a religion and you state that your God is not a jealous God? All the popular Gods profess to be jealous Gods so the one you believe in imust be an uncommon one and one I'd like to hear more about. Your Freudian slip might be more on the money in that you feel that you are your own God, living by your own rules of good or evil, with just rewards. What kind of just rewards are you planning on?

Supreme Being , Creator of the universe , God .. It's all the same regardless of how you label it.
I don't believe in any religion but I don't sea anything wrong with people thar do. What I do see as wrong is if someone tries to force their personal belief upon others , whether it's Mormons telling you " it's the only way to heaven " , or extreme islamists " you have to convert to Islam or I'll kill you " , or morons like PeePeeParfait " you morons don't know anything! I know everything ",,, it's all wrong.

I don't expect any specific rewards. I try my best to live life as a good citizen and hoping that there is an afterlife where I get to see my two sons again and of course other loved ones.

[whirlwind]

Sounds good to me. Thanks for the exchange!

[artist4perry]

It's disgusting that you deluded theists can joke and laugh about what your supposed God has orchestrated, or just couldn't care to do anything with. These kids are, when born, condemned into either be killed in guerrilla wars or die of TB or HIV, while you corpulent fucks sits around in churches praying for your wife's to blow you more and that your boss will give you a raise at work.

All the while, missionaries are walking around in Africa, preaching the gospel of God and to to stay away from condoms. That's not funny. It's sick and ugly. Leap of faith, I guess.

Hypocrite...You've got no moral high ground to be castigating anyone for anything. Unbelievable.

Yes, I do, because I don't pretend to be talking to the creator of the universe, preaching his gospel and morals like he's a kind, loving guy, when in fact he's a hateful dictator, who's supposedly made a world where 60% of the world lives in poverty. Where there'es murder and injustice all around. Yet you people love him, though ironically he hasn't done shit to improve the world that he created. Oh, that's not entirely correct; he helped Ginger find her man.

While scientists work for HIV cures, improved cancer treatment or through their work at LHC, one way or another, improves the quality of life. There's absolutely no fucking way you can be a reasonable person, and believe in God, especially if you're a theist; interpreting the bible literally. Then you're deluded and ignorant. Simple as that.

[Angel]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE WORK????????????

[conversationpc]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE WORK????????????

I got a crapload of stuff done today, working from home...More than I usually do when I'm actually in the office.

[S2M]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE WORK????????????

Yep....currently on your last nerve. How does it feel?

[Don]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE WORK????????????

Yes, that's why I have two monitors. One for Excel and one for MR.

[Angel]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE WORK????????????

Yep....currently on your last nerve. How does it feel?

Try harder, S2M.

[Rip Rokken]

I don't expect any specific rewards. I try my best to live life as a good citizen and hoping that there is an afterlife where I get to see my two sons again and of course other loved ones.

But still.... if you got there and the rewards being passed out were either a trip to Dairy Queen or a $10 Wal-Mart gift card, wouldn't you be disappointed?

[Rip Rokken]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE WORK????????????

I got a crapload of stuff done today, working from home...More than I usually do when I'm actually in the office.

I'm totally with ya! I get a whole lot more done without all the interruptions at the office.

[Behshad]

I don't expect any specific rewards. I try my best to live life as a good citizen and hoping that there is an afterlife where I get to see my two sons again and of course other loved ones.

But still.... if you got there and the rewards being passed out were either a trip to Dairy Queen or a $10 Wal-Mart gift card, wouldn't you be disappointed?

Um I wasn't aiming to go to hell

[Saint John]

At its present pace, this thread should take over the Obama thread in pages in about another week.

[Behshad]

At its present pace, this thread should take over the Obama thread in pages in about another week.

Do you have any other classic childrens sing along songs ?!

[Rick]

I don't expect any specific rewards. I try my best to live life as a good citizen and hoping that there is an afterlife where I get to see my two sons again and of course other loved ones.

But still.... if you got there and the rewards being passed out were either a trip to Dairy Queen or a $10 Wal-Mart gift card, wouldn't you be disappointed?

I'd go to Dairy Queen. They've all moved out of the area, and there are Walmart stores everywhere.

[artist4perry]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE WORK????????????

I work days...........it is night now.

[Saint John]

At its present pace, this thread should take over the Obama thread in pages in about another week.

Do you have any other classic childrens sing along songs ?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLo_7VzMhA

[Behshad]

At its present pace, this thread should take over the Obama thread in pages in about another week.

Do you have any other classic childrens sing along songs ?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLo_7VzMhA

[conversationpc]

At its present pace, this thread should take over the Obama thread in pages in about another week.

Do you have any other classic childrens sing along songs ?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLo_7VzMhA

Is there anything in that song about golden showers?

[Saint John]

At its present pace, this thread should take over the Obama thread in pages in about another week.

Do you have any other classic childrens sing along songs ?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLo_7VzMhA

Is there anything in that song about golden showers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM7wnlmNVmY

[conversationpc]

At its present pace, this thread should take over the Obama thread in pages in about another week.

Do you have any other classic childrens sing along songs ?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLo_7VzMhA

Is there anything in that song about golden showers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM7wnlmNVmY

I had to shut that off after only a few seconds. Otherwise, I would've had to blow my brains out.

[SF-Dano]

Dirty Nursery Rhymes from a less PC age.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKZ3lPyE ... ather=True

[Rip Rokken]

I don't expect any specific rewards. I try my best to live life as a good citizen and hoping that there is an afterlife where I get to see my two sons again and of course other loved ones.

But still.... if you got there and the rewards being passed out were either a trip to Dairy Queen or a $10 Wal-Mart gift card, wouldn't you be disappointed?

I'd go to Dairy Queen. They've all moved out of the area, and there are Walmart stores everywhere.

I started to post $50 Wal-Mart gift card, but it eclipsed the Dairy Queen lunch too much so not a fair choice. You've always been a good egg, Rick, and I definitely see a banana split in your future! You've earned it, bro!