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Postby SteveForever » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:08 pm

Okay, I finally gave in and joined eHarmony....

terrible experience, any one else tried it? :?
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Re: Eharmony Sux....

Postby Peartree12249 » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:15 pm

SteveForever wrote:Okay, I finally gave in and joined eHarmony....

terrible experience, any one else tried it? :?


No, but I'm curious. What was so terrible about it? We want details :wink:
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Postby Saint John » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:17 pm

Take Earl Weaver's advice. :lol:
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Postby SteveForever » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:18 pm

Okay I'm 45...so naturally I want to be paired up with someone my age of a little older.

It pairs you up with cavemen! I'm NOT kidding.......what a waste of money.
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Postby ebake02 » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:19 pm

I've heard Match it pretty good.
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Postby SteveForever » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:21 pm

Saint John wrote:Take Earl Weaver's advice. :lol:


You mean Earl Scheib?
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Postby Behshad » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:40 pm

This ?!

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Postby Behshad » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:46 pm

Was this who responded to your ad ?! :lol: :P


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Postby DrFU » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:48 pm

Guys in your age range want to be matched up with Rhiannon ...

And then there's the Texas factor ... profile pics all have a dead animal in them ...
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Postby Angel » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:52 pm

Behshad wrote:Was this who responded to your ad ?! :lol: :P


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Why does he have a gun aimed at his testicles????
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Postby Behshad » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:53 pm

Ive heard match.com is better . Everett signed up for it a while back and they DID find his perfect match :















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Postby Behshad » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:55 pm

Angel wrote:
Behshad wrote:Was this who responded to your ad ?! :lol: :P


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Why does he have a gun aimed at his testicles????


Glad you asked ! Liz ?! :lol:
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Postby Everett » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:56 pm

:twisted: :evil: :evil:
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Postby Don » Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:02 pm

Everett wrote::twisted: :evil: :evil:

What, did you just get outed?
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:02 pm

DrFU wrote:Guys in your age range want to be matched up with Rhiannon ....


'Fraid not, good Doctor. I'm on the downhill ride to 30, automatic disqualification according to 'Creepy Midlife Gentleman's Quarterly'. They want those 18-22 trixie types.
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Postby Saint John » Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:04 pm

Angel wrote:
Behshad wrote:Was this who responded to your ad ?! :lol: :P


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Why does he have a gun aimed at his testicles????


In case you are his match. :lol:
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Postby Angel » Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:06 pm

Saint John wrote:
Angel wrote:
Behshad wrote:Was this who responded to your ad ?! :lol: :P


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Why does he have a gun aimed at his testicles????


In case you are his match. :lol:


Well, whatever his reason, it's his RIGHT to do so.



Oh, and fuck you.
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Postby Don » Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:12 pm

What box do you check to get the 16 year old three-holer?
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Postby Angel » Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:16 pm

Don wrote:What box do you check to get the 16 year old three-holer?

This one:

X Guilty
_ Not Guilty
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Postby Don » Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:20 pm

Looking for love on the internet; Ted Bundy would have been in hog heaven.
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Postby Saint John » Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:23 pm

Angel wrote:
Don wrote:What box do you check to get the 16 year old three-holer?

This one:

X Guilty
_ Not Guilty


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby DrFU » Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:25 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
DrFU wrote:Guys in your age range want to be matched up with Rhiannon ....


'Fraid not, good Doctor. I'm on the downhill ride to 30, automatic disqualification according to 'Creepy Midlife Gentleman's Quarterly'. They want those 18-22 trixie types.


:lol:

Forgot the ADQ for spare IQ points ...
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Postby SteveForever » Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:13 pm

Exactly! I'm not joking, alot of these guys look like that! Alot of them and I mean alot of them are wearing overalls in their pictures!

And you are so right DRFU=my age range wants 20 years younger. Guess I'll have to wait until I'm in my later 60's when everyone is widowed to find a new match. :x
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Postby RedWingFan » Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:53 pm

Angel wrote:
Don wrote:What box do you check to get the 16 year old three-holer?

This one:

X Guilty
_ Not Guilty

:lol: Hilarious!!! :lol: I can't stop laughing!!! :lol:
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Postby Don » Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:59 pm

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Postby stevew2 » Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:35 pm

Try adultfreindfinder, no really, that online shit doesnt work,half the people on there are 20 pounds and 10 years older than what they say. Its better just to meet someone out of the blue or through a freind .I met a girl I went to school with at my brothers and she drank half my wine, I knew there was something there for sure. it was meant to be.Its good to be alone for awile to
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Postby Don » Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:52 pm

stevew2 wrote:I met a girl I went to school with at my brothers and she drank half my wine, I knew there was something there for sure. it was meant to be.Its good to be alone for awile to


Dude, you and Robert Plant should collaborate.
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Postby stevew2 » Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:01 pm

Don wrote:
stevew2 wrote:I met a girl I went to school with at my brothers and she drank half my wine, I knew there was something there for sure. it was meant to be.Its good to be alone for awile to


Dude, you and Robert Plant should collaborate.
that fucker could sing there Donald
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Postby yulog » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:32 pm

stevew2 wrote:Try adultfreindfinder, no really, that online shit doesnt work,half the people on there are 20 pounds and 10 years older than what they say. Its better just to meet someone out of the blue or through a freind .I met a girl I went to school with at my brothers and she drank half my wine, I knew there was something there for sure. it was meant to be.Its good to be alone for awile to




Good thing it was the box wine huh :wink:
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Re: Eharmony Sux....

Postby SherriBerry » Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:36 pm

SteveForever wrote:Okay, I finally gave in and joined eHarmony....

terrible experience, any one else tried it? :?


I read an article written by a guy who used to work for eHarmony and he said the odds of meeting someone compatible through those sites are unfortunately no better than the bar scene. Really the best thing to do is to get involved in clubs or organizations that interest you - that's the best way to meet someone you may have something in common with, but if you don't at least you are spending your time doing things you enjoy. Try to pick at least one that may have some men though! I had the best luck when I was in Jiu-jitsu - I loved training and getting to wrestle with the guys was just a bonus. :P Most places I've worked at have predominantly female staff and the last two towns I've lived in are not conducive to dating (my current one is actually a retirement community :(), so I know how difficult it can be.
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