Had the strangest dream last night...

[G.I.Jim]

I had a dream that Franky Sullivan from Survivor asked me to help write songs for their new album. I was pretty stocked, but at the same time, I wanted to tell him that his choice for a singer was all wrong for the band! I woke up right after that, so I didn't get the chance to tell him. Would have been pretty cool though.

[parfait]

I had a dream that Franky Sullivan from Survivor asked me to help write songs for their new album. I was pretty stocked, but at the same time, I wanted to tell him that his choice for a singer was all wrong for the band! I woke up right after that, so I didn't get the chance to tell him. Would have been pretty cool though.

Yes, very strange indeed. Please. Tell me more.

[steveo777]

My strange dreams usually involve women but to each his own.........

[G.I.Jim]

My strange dreams usually involve women but to each his own.........

Parfait, please feel free to kiss my balls!

[Everett]

I thought this was gonna be how you joined journey

[conversationpc]

I had a dream that Franky Sullivan from Survivor asked me to help write songs for their new album. I was pretty stocked, but at the same time, I wanted to tell him that his choice for a singer was all wrong for the band! I woke up right after that, so I didn't get the chance to tell him. Would have been pretty cool though.

What kind of ammo were you using?

[yulog]

I had a dream last night that i was drinking the worlds largest margarita......i woke up this morning with my head in the toilet and salt all around the rim

[Saint John]

I had a dream last night that i was drinking the worlds largest margarita......i woke up this morning with my head in the toilet and salt all around the rim

Better than a chocolate martini I suppose.

[RossValoryRocks]

I had a dream last night that i was drinking the worlds largest margarita......i woke up this morning with my head in the toilet and salt all around the rim

Hope ya didn't eat the worm!

[G.I.Jim]

I had a dream that Franky Sullivan from Survivor asked me to help write songs for their new album. I was pretty stocked, but at the same time, I wanted to tell him that his choice for a singer was all wrong for the band! I woke up right after that, so I didn't get the chance to tell him. Would have been pretty cool though.

What kind of ammo were you using?

DAMMIT!!!

[Saint John]

I'm not buying this bullshit dream story one bit. This reeks of a guilty conscience on Jim's part, and he's simply trying to forget the content of what he really dreamt about ... replacing Tawny Kitaen in the Here I Go Again video by Whitesnake and sliding around David Coverdale's car in a European man thong.

[G.I.Jim]

I'm not buying this bullshit dream story one bit. This reeks of a guilty conscience on Jim's part, and he's simply trying to forget the content of what he really dreamt about ... replacing Tawny Kitaen in the Here I Go Again video by Whitesnake and sliding around David Coverdale's car in a European man thong.

Damn I can't get anything past you Dan! Did I mention I was covered in baby oil? And it wasn't a thong... it was a snake skin banana hammock.

[Saint John]

it wasn't a thong... it was a snake skin banana hammock.

If what JasonD said about your pakage is true, I bet you could use the skin of a dead nightcrawler to house your little unit.

[G.I.Jim]

it wasn't a thong... it was a snake skin banana hammock.

If what JasonD said about your pakage is true, I bet you could use the skin of a dead nightcrawler to house your little unit.

HEY... I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!! I forgot all about JasonD. Wonder who he is now?

[parfait]

it wasn't a thong... it was a snake skin banana hammock.

If what JasonD said about your pakage is true, I bet you could use the skin of a dead nightcrawler to house your little unit.

HEY... I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!! I forgot all about JasonD. Wonder who he is now?

Most likely somewhere where grown men doesn't acts like retarded Auschwitz babies because of his sexuality.

[Rick]

I had a dream that Franky Sullivan from Survivor asked me to help write songs for their new album. I was pretty stocked, but at the same time, I wanted to tell him that his choice for a singer was all wrong for the band! I woke up right after that, so I didn't get the chance to tell him. Would have been pretty cool though.

What kind of ammo were you using?

DAMMIT!!!

It's ok, you're a military guy.

[G.I.Jim]

it wasn't a thong... it was a snake skin banana hammock.

If what JasonD said about your pakage is true, I bet you could use the skin of a dead nightcrawler to house your little unit.

HEY... I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!! I forgot all about JasonD. Wonder who he is now?

Most likely somewhere where grown men doesn't acts like retarded Auschwitz babies because of his sexuality.

Dude, you need to spend more time in the English books! BTW... hey Jason!

[parfait]

it wasn't a thong... it was a snake skin banana hammock.

If what JasonD said about your pakage is true, I bet you could use the skin of a dead nightcrawler to house your little unit.

HEY... I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!! I forgot all about JasonD. Wonder who he is now?

Most likely somewhere where grown men doesn't acts like retarded Auschwitz babies because of his sexuality.

Dude, you need to spend more time in the English books! BTW... hey Jason!

How many languages can you read and write? Go back to your ass munching dream, pédale du cul.

[StevePerryHair]

it wasn't a thong... it was a snake skin banana hammock.

If what JasonD said about your pakage is true, I bet you could use the skin of a dead nightcrawler to house your little unit.

HEY... I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!! I forgot all about JasonD. Wonder who he is now?

Most likely somewhere where grown men doesn't acts like retarded Auschwitz babies because of his sexuality.

Dude, you need to spend more time in the English books! BTW... hey Jason!

How many languages can you read and write? Go back to your ass munching dream, pédale du cul.

Well, I think Behshad speaks/writes 3..... and his English and grammar blows yours away. It's not really unrealistic to maybe think about some more lessons

[G.I.Jim]

it wasn't a thong... it was a snake skin banana hammock.

If what JasonD said about your pakage is true, I bet you could use the skin of a dead nightcrawler to house your little unit.

HEY... I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!! I forgot all about JasonD. Wonder who he is now?

Most likely somewhere where grown men doesn't acts like retarded Auschwitz babies because of his sexuality.

Dude, you need to spend more time in the English books! BTW... hey Jason!

How many languages can you read and write? Go back to your ass munching dream, pédale du cul.

Blow me! I mean..vas te faire encule! And I know the most important language in the world, and that's all I have to know. That's what happens when you live in the greatest nation on earth! Don't you have a white flag to wave somewhere?

[Don]

So... what happened after Franky lifted his skirt?

[Seven Wishes2]

I'm not buying this bullshit dream story one bit. This reeks of a guilty conscience on Jim's part, and he's simply trying to forget the content of what he really dreamt about ... replacing Tawny Kitaen in the Here I Go Again video by Whitesnake and sliding around David Coverdale's car in a European man thong.

[parfait]

it wasn't a thong... it was a snake skin banana hammock.

If what JasonD said about your pakage is true, I bet you could use the skin of a dead nightcrawler to house your little unit.

HEY... I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!! I forgot all about JasonD. Wonder who he is now?

Most likely somewhere where grown men doesn't acts like retarded Auschwitz babies because of his sexuality.

Dude, you need to spend more time in the English books! BTW... hey Jason!

How many languages can you read and write? Go back to your ass munching dream, pédale du cul.

Blow me! I mean..vas te faire encule! And I know the most important language in the world, and that's all I have to know. That's what happens when you live in the greatest nation on earth! Don't you have a white flag to wave somewhere?

Haha. You got the mentality of an average American. "What the fuck we need history, litterature, language and all that shit for? Is London the capitol of Europe?" Uninformed, ignorant and with no culture whatsoever.
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Rudyard Kipling said about France: "Their business is war, and they do their business well". France have won 109 wars and almost solely fought against the Central Powers. How many have "the greatest nation on earth" won? France also have the third highest military spending in the world, 300 nuclear warheads and one of the, if not the best, special forces in the world. Even the Norwegian special forces Marinejegerkommandoen is considered to be better than their American counterpart. Take a book and go hit yourself with it.

[Rick]

Good god, don't tout France. That's the biggest embarrassment on this planet.

[Saint John]

Good god, don't tout France. That's the biggest embarrassment on this planet.

The following advisory for American travelers heading for France was compiled from information provided by the U.S. State Department, the Central Intelligence Agency, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, the Food and Drug Administration, the Center for Disease Control and some very expensive spy satellites that the French don't know about. It is intended as a guide for American travelers only and no guarantee of accuracy is ensured or intended.

General Overview

France is a medium-sized foreign country situated on the continent of Europe, and is for all intensive purposes fucking useless. It is an important member of the world community, although not nearly as important as it thinks. It is bounded by Germany, Spain, Switzerland and some smaller nations of no particular consequence or shopping opportunities. France is a very old country with many treasures such as the Louvre and EuroDisney. Among its contributions to Western civilization are champagne, Camembert cheese, the guillotine, and body odor. Although France likes to think of itself as a modern nation, air conditioning is little used and it is next to impossible to get decent Mexican food. One continuing exasperation for American visitors is that the people willfully persist in speaking French, although many will speak English if shouted at repeatedly.

The People

France has a population of 54 million people, most of whom drink and smoke a great deal, drive like lunatics, are dangerously oversexed and have no concept of standing patiently in a line. The French people are generally gloomy, temperamental, proud, arrogant, aloof and undisciplined; those are their good points. Most French citizens are Roman Catholic, although you'd hardly guess it from their behavior. Many people are Communists and topless sunbathing is common. Men sometimes have girls' names like Marie and they kiss each other when they hand out medals. American travelers are advised to travel in groups and to wear baseball caps and colorful pants for easier mutual recognition. All French women have little tits, and don't shave their armpits.

Safety

In general, France is a safe destination, although travelers are advised that France is occasionally invaded by Germany. By tradition, the French surrender more or less at once and, apart from a temporary shortage of Scotch whiskey and increased difficulty in getting baseball scores and stock market prices, life for the visitors generally goes on much as before. A tunnel connecting France to Britain beneath the English Channel has been opened in recent years to make it easier for the French government to flee to London.

History

France was discovered by Charlemagne in the Dark Ages. Other important historical figures are Louis XIV, the Huguenots, Joan of Arc, Jacques Cousteau and Charles de Gaulle, who was President for many years and is now an airport. The French armies of the past have had their asses kicked by just about every other country in the world.

Government

The French form of government is democratic but noisy. Elections are held more or less continuously and always result in a run-off. For administrative purposes, the country is divided into regions, departments, districts, municipalities, cantons, communes, villages, cafes, booths and floor tiles. Parliament consists of two chambers, the Upper and Lower (although, confusingly, they are both on the ground floor), whose members are either Gaullists or communists, neither of whom can be trusted. Parliament's principal pre occupations are setting off atomic bombs in the South Pacific and acting indignant when anyone complains. According to the most current State Department intelligence, the current President is someone named Jacques. Further information is not available at this time.

Culture

The French pride themselves on their culture, although it is not easy to see why. All of their songs sound the same and they have hardly ever made a movie that you want to watch for anything except the nude scenes. Nothing, of course, is more boring than a French novel (except perhaps an evening with a French family.)

Cuisine

Let's face it, no matter how much garlic you put on it, a snail is just a slug with a shell on its back. Croissants, on the other hand, are excellent although it is impossible for most Americans to pronounce this word. American travelers are therefore advised to stick to cheeseburgers at McDonald's or the restaurants at the leading hotels such as Sheraton or Holiday Inn. Bring your own beer, as the domestic varieties are nothing but a poor excuse for such.

Economy

France has a large and diversified economy, second only to Germany's economy in Europe, which is surprising since people hardly ever work at all. If they are not spending four hours dawdling over lunch, they are on strike and blocking the roads with their trucks and tractors. France's principal exports, in order of importance to the economy, are wine, nuclear weapons, perfume, guided missiles, champagne, high-caliber weaponry, grenade launchers, land mines, tanks, attack aircraft, miscellaneous armaments and cheese.

Conclusion

France enjoys a rich history, a picturesque and varied landscape and a temperate climate. In short, it would be a very nice country if French people didn't inhabit it, and it weren't still radioactive from all the nuclear tests they run. The best thing that can be said for it is that it is not Spain. Remember no one ordered you to go abroad. Personally, we always take our vacation in Miami Beach and you are advised to do the same. Thank you and good luck.

[Seven Wishes2]

No, THIS is the most embarrassing thing in the world.

Didn't vote for him, but he was the Governor of Mass when I was in school.

[Saint John]

No, THIS is the most embarrassing thing in the world.

Didn't vote for him, but he was the Governor of Mass when I was in school.

lol ... Michael Ducockless. That guy made me embarrassed to admit that I was of Greek descent.