Joe Elliott

[Angel]

Ahh, Nurse notveryprettyface strikes again! The first paragraph and what was said in the second paragraph after the part that I bolded was all irrelevant, and just masked the imminent sermon. The bolded part (agenda/sermon) was the only thing you really wanted to say. Just another reminder, like the several fucking million beforehand somehow went unnoticed, that Nurse notveryprettyface is saving the world ... one patient/baby at a time! Next time, spare us the bullshit. Thanks in advance.

I wish I could save the world one patient at a time, then I'd truly be making a difference. Just for the record, the bolded part was only added to show that 9 hours a week of exercise is not extreme since it was implied that the other Dan spends an insane amount of time in the gym and obsessing over his physique. But apparently that was just a joke...

[Saint John]

Ahh, Nurse notveryprettyface strikes again! The first paragraph and what was said in the second paragraph after the part that I bolded was all irrelevant, and just masked the imminent sermon. The bolded part (agenda/sermon) was the only thing you really wanted to say. Just another reminder, like the several fucking million beforehand somehow went unnoticed, that Nurse notveryprettyface is saving the world ... one patient/baby at a time! Next time, spare us the bullshit. Thanks in advance.

I wish I could save the world one patient at a time, then I'd truly be making a difference. Just for the record, the bolded part was only added to show that 9 hours a week of exercise is not extreme since it was implied that the other Dan spends an insane amount of time in the gym and obsessing over his physique. But apparently that was just a joke...

Lynn was being bitchy about it and has admitted as much. 7 isn't around much in the OT threads so maybe he doesn't know her and her posting style that well. But you have no such excuse. In regards to her "obsessing" remark, please see below:

hy·per·bo·le   /haɪˈpɜrbəli/
[hahy-pur-buh-lee]

–noun Rhetoric .
1. obvious and intentional exaggeration.
2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally.

[mikemarrs]

Jim.....what the hell is a Uvula???,

[Angel]

Ahh, Nurse notveryprettyface strikes again! The first paragraph and what was said in the second paragraph after the part that I bolded was all irrelevant, and just masked the imminent sermon. The bolded part (agenda/sermon) was the only thing you really wanted to say. Just another reminder, like the several fucking million beforehand somehow went unnoticed, that Nurse notveryprettyface is saving the world ... one patient/baby at a time! Next time, spare us the bullshit. Thanks in advance.

I wish I could save the world one patient at a time, then I'd truly be making a difference. Just for the record, the bolded part was only added to show that 9 hours a week of exercise is not extreme since it was implied that the other Dan spends an insane amount of time in the gym and obsessing over his physique. But apparently that was just a joke...

Lynn was being bitchy about it and has admitted as much. 7 isn't around much in the OT threads so maybe he doesn't know her and her posting style that well. But you have no such excuse. In regards to her "obsessing" remark, please see below:

hy·per·bo·le   /haɪˈpɜrbəli/
[hahy-pur-buh-lee]

–noun Rhetoric .
1. obvious and intentional exaggeration.
2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally.

Well it certainly didn't seem like hyperbole to me. It seems like Lynn is frequently saying "that's not what I said" or "that's not what I meant" so forgive me for not (allegedly) reading her mind correctly but apparently a lot of people have trouble with that.

[StevePerryHair]

I never say that Natalie. Find these frequent posts. I'd love to see them.

[Rick]

Jim.....what the hell is a Uvula???,

True story. A big black dude at work had been out sick, and he was supposed to bring in a doctors note if he called in sick again, but he didn't bring one. He was fretting about what to tell the attendance counselor, and this guy Keith, who is always screwing with people, told him to tell them that his clitoris was infected. The guy asked what that was, and he said it's that little dangly thing (uvula) in the back of your throat. So the guy went to see the counselor and told him exactly that. They said you could hear laughter coming out of that room for 20 minutes.

[Saint John]

Jim.....what the hell is a Uvula???,

True story. A big black dude at work had been out sick, and he was supposed to bring in a doctors note if he called in sick again, but he didn't bring one. He was fretting about what to tell the attendance counselor, and this guy Keith, who is always screwing with people, told him to tell them that his clitoris was infected. The guy asked what that was, and he said it's that little dangly thing (uvula) in the back of your throat. So the guy went to see the counselor and told him exactly that. They said you could hear laughter coming out of that room for 20 minutes.

[Enigma869]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy1gp3F5NhY

[Saint John]

smashed potato's

Most of us call them mashed potatoes. What the fuck do you use ... a sledge hammer?

[Saint John]

smashed potato's

Most of us call them mashed potatoes. What the fuck do you use ... a sledge hammer?

No, we leave the lumps in, that's smashed (like by hand), mashed are more creamy and you use a mixer.

When you use a mixer they're no longer mashed potatoes. They're whipped. I'm with you, man. I like a few lumps in mine much more so than that whipped shit. I just use one of those hand mashers and add butter, milk and a dash of salt.

[Saint John]

smashed potato's

Most of us call them mashed potatoes. What the fuck do you use ... a sledge hammer?

No, we leave the lumps in, that's smashed (like by hand), mashed are more creamy and you use a mixer.

When you use a mixer they're no longer mashed potatoes. They're whipped. I'm with you, man. I like a few lumps in mine much more so than that whipped shit. I just use one of those hand mashers and add butter, milk and a dash of salt.

Then come on down for dinner..I'm just getting ready to go pull my pork.

Wait, that didn't come out right....

Thanks for the offer, but I'm gonna have to take a pass on your pulled pork.

[Andrew]

Someone needs to tell me what this thread is about.

[S2M]

Someone needs to tell me what this thread is about.

It is about that first picture I posted, and the funny caption underneath....

New website, Drew. WHEN?

[Behshad]

Someone needs to tell me what this thread is about.

About your FBFF!
(Fat Best Friend Forever)

[parfait]

I KNOW what I said to him. But thanks. He didn't post what I said though, he posted totally different words. I never said he was a rat or that he had no life. I simply meant that he ENJOYS the gym, like other people enjoy.... eating, watching tv, going to movies... doing OTHER things besides the gym 9 hours a week. Those 9 hours he spends there, I spend doing other things. Not EVERYONE will devote their lives that way to be fit in their 50's, and they shouldn't be insulted for it. He went WAY off the handle over something that wasn't that big a deal or that big an insult. He OBVIOUSLY has issues when it comes to anyone bringing up his "physique". But now that I know he's nuts, I'll be sure to stay away.

Glad to know he's good with being called a bitch, gay and a militant liberal though!!

Oh, come on, Lynn! Your comment was very derogatory and you know it. You said "not everyone can be "superman" obsessed with their bodies, like 7wishes" and now you're saying he twisted your words by saying that you said "gym rat?" Seriously??? I would say it's the same thing. You then went on to say "who would want to be. There are other things to enjoy in life." I think that strongly implies that 7 has no life outside of the gym.

Besides, 9 hours a week is really not that extreme. I recommend 60 minutes a day 6 days a week to my patients and honestly, it should really be more than that. Our bodies were made to be hunters and gatherers, but we have evolved (parfait will be so proud of me! ) into a society that is very sedentary. I'll save the rest of my obesity epidemic speech for another time. In addition, 7 is a personal trainer, he HAS to be in great shape-who would want to go to a trainer that wasn't in good shape? In your latest post you say "Not EVERYONE will devote their lives that way to be fit in their 50's, and they shouldn't be insulted for it. " You are right, but many people do choose to be in good shape and they should not be insulted for their choices either (the way you insulted 7). In fact, I think they should be commended for their choices-it's NOT easy but it is the healthier option.

First of all Natalie, it was a JOKING bitchy statement, much like the one I made to S2M about his physique.... and much like Ratgirl teased DAN about his "physique". THEY did not fly off the handle about it. HE did.

HE responded to ME (without quoting me, he's smart like that) and my comment about it not being that easy as you age. And it's NOT. You have to devote more and more time to the gym, as you age, if you want it to work. Because it gets harder as you age. If you never noticed, I poke fun at people a lot, only most don't react like him. He said I have a LONG HISTORY of doing that to him? Really??? I remember ONE incident of me stepping in when it felt like he was going after MG. ONE day that happened. Before then, I don't even know who the hell the guy is except for a guy who loves the political thread.

Second of all, FUCK YOU! I KNOW he's on your "guy list" and it's sweet how you stick up for your men, but really, fuck off now. Thanks:)

I never thought I would actually be on Natalie's side, but Go Penis - this is just sad. You really have some piss poor debating skills.

Staying healthy isn't as hard as you're making it out to be (I have plenty of experience with it.) It's just people being god damn lazy! My great grandfather just turned 96, he still runs half marathons. You don't have to stay in the gym for hours on end. Losing the weight might seem hard, but it's not. It's basic physiology and nutrition really - most people knows how to do it too.

Excuses, excuses, excuses is what it is, not to mention abusing your body and greatly increasing the risk of types of cancers, diabetes and joint- and bone diseases. And it's disgusting - I lose my apetite when I see some woman who looks like a medieval book shelf of fat.

[Michigan Girl]

This debate was about losing minds ...not weight!!

[Behshad]

I KNOW what I said to him. But thanks. He didn't post what I said though, he posted totally different words. I never said he was a rat or that he had no life. I simply meant that he ENJOYS the gym, like other people enjoy.... eating, watching tv, going to movies... doing OTHER things besides the gym 9 hours a week. Those 9 hours he spends there, I spend doing other things. Not EVERYONE will devote their lives that way to be fit in their 50's, and they shouldn't be insulted for it. He went WAY off the handle over something that wasn't that big a deal or that big an insult. He OBVIOUSLY has issues when it comes to anyone bringing up his "physique". But now that I know he's nuts, I'll be sure to stay away.

Glad to know he's good with being called a bitch, gay and a militant liberal though!!

Oh, come on, Lynn! Your comment was very derogatory and you know it. You said "not everyone can be "superman" obsessed with their bodies, like 7wishes" and now you're saying he twisted your words by saying that you said "gym rat?" Seriously??? I would say it's the same thing. You then went on to say "who would want to be. There are other things to enjoy in life." I think that strongly implies that 7 has no life outside of the gym.

Besides, 9 hours a week is really not that extreme. I recommend 60 minutes a day 6 days a week to my patients and honestly, it should really be more than that. Our bodies were made to be hunters and gatherers, but we have evolved (parfait will be so proud of me! ) into a society that is very sedentary. I'll save the rest of my obesity epidemic speech for another time. In addition, 7 is a personal trainer, he HAS to be in great shape-who would want to go to a trainer that wasn't in good shape? In your latest post you say "Not EVERYONE will devote their lives that way to be fit in their 50's, and they shouldn't be insulted for it. " You are right, but many people do choose to be in good shape and they should not be insulted for their choices either (the way you insulted 7). In fact, I think they should be commended for their choices-it's NOT easy but it is the healthier option.

First of all Natalie, it was a JOKING bitchy statement, much like the one I made to S2M about his physique.... and much like Ratgirl teased DAN about his "physique". THEY did not fly off the handle about it. HE did.

HE responded to ME (without quoting me, he's smart like that) and my comment about it not being that easy as you age. And it's NOT. You have to devote more and more time to the gym, as you age, if you want it to work. Because it gets harder as you age. If you never noticed, I poke fun at people a lot, only most don't react like him. He said I have a LONG HISTORY of doing that to him? Really??? I remember ONE incident of me stepping in when it felt like he was going after MG. ONE day that happened. Before then, I don't even know who the hell the guy is except for a guy who loves the political thread.

Second of all, FUCK YOU! I KNOW he's on your "guy list" and it's sweet how you stick up for your men, but really, fuck off now. Thanks:)

I never thought I would actually be on Natalie's side, but Go Penis - this is just sad. You really have some piss poor debating skills.

Staying healthy isn't as hard as you're making it out to be (I have plenty of experience with it.) It's just people being god damn lazy! My great grandfather just turned 96, he still runs half marathons. You don't have to stay in the gym for hours on end. Losing the weight might seem hard, but it's not. It's basic physiology and nutrition really - most people knows how to do it too.

Excuses, excuses, excuses is what it is, not to mention abusing your body and greatly increasing the risk of types of cancers, diabetes and joint- and bone diseases. And it's disgusting - I lose my apetite when I see some woman who looks like a medieval book shelf of fat.

I cracked the code !

[verslibre]

I lose my apetite when I see some woman who looks like a medieval book shelf of fat.

How do we know what a "medieval book shelf of fat" looks like? Do paintings/illustrations/woodcuts exist that depict such a thing? Were there certain book racks built to store fat, and not books, in medieval times?

[Behshad]

I lose my apetite when I see some woman who looks like a medieval book shelf of fat.

How do we know what a "medieval book shelf of fat" looks like? Do paintings/illustrations/woodcuts exist that depict such a thing? Were there certain book racks built to store fat, and not books, in medieval times?

[S2M]

I lose my apetite when I see some woman who looks like a medieval book shelf of fat.

How do we know what a "medieval book shelf of fat" looks like? Do paintings/illustrations/woodcuts exist that depict such a thing? Were there certain book racks built to store fat, and not books, in medieval times?

[Behshad]

I lose my apetite when I see some woman who looks like a medieval book shelf of fat.

How do we know what a "medieval book shelf of fat" looks like? Do paintings/illustrations/woodcuts exist that depict such a thing? Were there certain book racks built to store fat, and not books, in medieval times?

[RedWingFan]

Jim.....what the hell is a Uvula???,

True story. A big black dude at work had been out sick, and he was supposed to bring in a doctors note if he called in sick again, but he didn't bring one. He was fretting about what to tell the attendance counselor, and this guy Keith, who is always screwing with people, told him to tell them that his clitoris was infected. The guy asked what that was, and he said it's that little dangly thing (uvula) in the back of your throat. So the guy went to see the counselor and told him exactly that. They said you could hear laughter coming out of that room for 20 minutes.

Rick, I love your stories!!!

[Rick]

Jim.....what the hell is a Uvula???,

True story. A big black dude at work had been out sick, and he was supposed to bring in a doctors note if he called in sick again, but he didn't bring one. He was fretting about what to tell the attendance counselor, and this guy Keith, who is always screwing with people, told him to tell them that his clitoris was infected. The guy asked what that was, and he said it's that little dangly thing (uvula) in the back of your throat. So the guy went to see the counselor and told him exactly that. They said you could hear laughter coming out of that room for 20 minutes.

Rick, I love your stories!!!

That's why I love my job.

[G.I.Jim]

Jim.....what the hell is a Uvula???,

Sorry Mike, I just now saw this! The Uvula is that thing that hangs in the back of your throat. I don't miss mine, but I can tell you that it was one BITCH of a surgery to recover from!!! Mine kept getting swollen, so they removed it. It's actually not necessary to have one. Kinda like your tonsils. They just cut it, and stitch it up, but my stitches came out, leaving a flap of skin that they then had to remove. this skin was covering nerve endings, and every time I tried to drink or eat anything, it was VERY painful!!!

I feel much better now though, and thanks for asking.

[Andrew]

Jim.....what the hell is a Uvula???,

True story. A big black dude at work had been out sick, and he was supposed to bring in a doctors note if he called in sick again, but he didn't bring one. He was fretting about what to tell the attendance counselor, and this guy Keith, who is always screwing with people, told him to tell them that his clitoris was infected. The guy asked what that was, and he said it's that little dangly thing (uvula) in the back of your throat. So the guy went to see the counselor and told him exactly that. They said you could hear laughter coming out of that room for 20 minutes.

Good Lord! Classic.

[No Surprize]

I KNOW what I said to him. But thanks. He didn't post what I said though, he posted totally different words. I never said he was a rat or that he had no life. I simply meant that he ENJOYS the gym, like other people enjoy.... eating, watching tv, going to movies... doing OTHER things besides the gym 9 hours a week. Those 9 hours he spends there, I spend doing other things. Not EVERYONE will devote their lives that way to be fit in their 50's, and they shouldn't be insulted for it. He went WAY off the handle over something that wasn't that big a deal or that big an insult. He OBVIOUSLY has issues when it comes to anyone bringing up his "physique". But now that I know he's nuts, I'll be sure to stay away.

Glad to know he's good with being called a bitch, gay and a militant liberal though!!

Oh, come on, Lynn! Your comment was very derogatory and you know it. You said "not everyone can be "superman" obsessed with their bodies, like 7wishes" and now you're saying he twisted your words by saying that you said "gym rat?" Seriously??? I would say it's the same thing. You then went on to say "who would want to be. There are other things to enjoy in life." I think that strongly implies that 7 has no life outside of the gym.

Besides, 9 hours a week is really not that extreme. I recommend 60 minutes a day 6 days a week to my patients and honestly, it should really be more than that. Our bodies were made to be hunters and gatherers, but we have evolved (parfait will be so proud of me! ) into a society that is very sedentary. I'll save the rest of my obesity epidemic speech for another time. In addition, 7 is a personal trainer, he HAS to be in great shape-who would want to go to a trainer that wasn't in good shape? In your latest post you say "Not EVERYONE will devote their lives that way to be fit in their 50's, and they shouldn't be insulted for it. " You are right, but many people do choose to be in good shape and they should not be insulted for their choices either (the way you insulted 7). In fact, I think they should be commended for their choices-it's NOT easy but it is the healthier option.

First of all Natalie, it was a JOKING bitchy statement, much like the one I made to S2M about his physique.... and much like Ratgirl teased DAN about his "physique". THEY did not fly off the handle about it. HE did.

HE responded to ME (without quoting me, he's smart like that) and my comment about it not being that easy as you age. And it's NOT. You have to devote more and more time to the gym, as you age, if you want it to work. Because it gets harder as you age. If you never noticed, I poke fun at people a lot, only most don't react like him. He said I have a LONG HISTORY of doing that to him? Really??? I remember ONE incident of me stepping in when it felt like he was going after MG. ONE day that happened. Before then, I don't even know who the hell the guy is except for a guy who loves the political thread.

Second of all, FUCK YOU! I KNOW he's on your "guy list" and it's sweet how you stick up for your men, but really, fuck off now. Thanks:)

I never thought I would actually be on Natalie's side, but Go Penis - this is just sad. You really have some piss poor debating skills.

Staying healthy isn't as hard as you're making it out to be (I have plenty of experience with it.) It's just people being god damn lazy! My great grandfather just turned 96, he still runs half marathons. You don't have to stay in the gym for hours on end. Losing the weight might seem hard, but it's not. It's basic physiology and nutrition really - most people knows how to do it too.

Excuses, excuses, excuses is what it is, not to mention abusing your body and greatly increasing the risk of types of cancers, diabetes and joint- and bone diseases. And it's disgusting - I lose my apetite when I see some woman who looks like a medieval book shelf of fat.

I cracked the code !

This is great! Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh!