GOTTA GET A COLONOSCOPY ON FRIDAY

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Postby Rick » Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:55 pm

Angel wrote:
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Rick wrote:The worst part is the prep and not being able to eat all day.


For me it was having to drink the Golytely stuff for preparation.
4 litres of salt water is what the stuff tastes like....ick!


I've always wondered if they could have come up with a more INappropriate name for that stuff!!!


No kidding. There's nothing light about it. I could hit a keyhole at 20 feet the one time I took that stuff. The last few glasses of that shit are tough to get down.
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:13 pm

Sorry you have to go thru that, its like havin a greyhound in you anus. I had to drive home and the fuckin gas pains made me have to pull of the road, no gay jokes this time, its uncomfortable but only temporery,good thing you are getting you "junk' checked out Rickey,prostate cancer is a bitch, I pray for good results for you bud
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Postby epresley » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:38 am

stevew2 wrote:Sorry you have to go thru that, its like havin a greyhound in you anus. I had to drive home and the fuckin gas pains made me have to pull of the road, no gay jokes this time, its uncomfortable but only temporery,good thing you are getting you "junk' checked out Rickey,prostate cancer is a bitch, I pray for good results for you bud


Many thanks Stevie. :wink:
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Postby epresley » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:39 am

Peartree12249 wrote:Colonoscopy is a piece of cake, the worst part is the prep, dirnking all that Gatoraide with the laxitive in it. After about 4 hours all cleaned out. :D The procedure itself, no problem, they start an IV, give you a shot and you wake up back in your room. Plus I lost 6 pounds. :D Too bad it all came back in a week. :(


At my age, that may be the only damned way I CAN lose weight!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby KenTheDude » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:57 am

If you have to have an upper & lower done, make sure they do the upper first. Otherwise it'll taste like shit!
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Postby epresley » Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:48 am

KenTheDude wrote:If you have to have an upper & lower done, make sure they do the upper first. Otherwise it'll taste like shit!


Right on. Good advice, Kenny! I'm thinking about saving a few bucks and just having the whole thing done in an alley downtown.......... :shock:
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Postby Behshad » Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:16 am

stevew2 wrote:Sorry you have to go thru that, its like havin a greyhound in you anus. I had to drive home and the fuckin gas pains made me have to pull of the road, no gay jokes this time, its uncomfortable but only temporery,good thing you are getting you "junk' checked out Rickey,prostate cancer is a bitch, I pray for good results for you bud


And you know exactly what that feels like, literally :P
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