Number One Fan's Petition for New Perry CD

[tater1977]

I've got me ink pen..where is the dotted line ?

[Don]

Just go out and purchase the Greatest Hits + five and call it a day.

[Peartree12249]

Just go out and purchase the Greatest Hits + five and call it a day.

What a buzz kill! Where's your spirit of adventure?

[Don]

Just go out and purchase the Greatest Hits + five and call it a day.

What a buzz kill! Where's your spirit of adventure? :wink:

Somewhere in the Hundred Acre Wood.

[WIX]

Just go out and purchase the Greatest Hits + five and call it a day.

About 4 years ago I bought the last 5 copies in this area.......................I am still in need.................

[Don]

Just go out and purchase the Greatest Hits + five and call it a day.

About 4 years ago I bought the last 5 copies in this area.......................I am still in need.................

If you were a TRUE fan, Steve would have sent you an iPod with a personal "Thank you" engraved on the back.

Bandwagoner.

[SusieP]

Just go out and purchase the Greatest Hits + five and call it a day.

About 4 years ago I bought the last 5 copies in this area.......................I am still in need.................

Ok, so who unfastened your straitjacket, Wixy???

[CatEyes]

Hey Wix - good to see you - with/without meds (I am not sure how we could tell, anyway)

Just read the thread about Mr. P prepping songs for new cd

So sign me up on your petition.

Cat

[froy]

Well good news is I got myself off the Med's. Everytime I get on them it causes delirious tragalack and frigicrack.

I am clear now. I can smell and see clearly now. I know as the Number One Steve Perry Fan what needs to be done. I knew all along but just had given up the towel as I had showered with it so many years and it started to stink and come apart.

True Perry Fans feel free to apply. Perry Haters see my cute behind! Kiss it !! Everyone knows that even the Perry Haters are Perry Lovers and are just disgruntled fans that would jump on his bandwagon quicker than a super bowl team that had no fans the prior year.

This is my last and final gift to Steve Perry. Lord knows I have mailed letters over the years and did my part. But as the Number One Fan I knew I had a greatER responsibility to "Steve Perry", "Myself" and the rest of the "Perry Fans".

Any Steve Perry Fan knows. A true Perry Fan knows that Steve is a Tender Hearted Guy. He is not a Walmart cheap watch for $12.99. But a complicated watch with intricate detail that can be thrown of with just one single SPEC OF DUST.

He is like a movie where there is a complicated never before seen new bomb that the bomb squad is trying to figure out. One false move and "POOF" Your Done.

Steve struggles with what he wants to do, Steve has struggled with this for years. It is evident in his comments year after year.

Here is the deal people. Comments like "Hey Steve this is Myra from Texas we don't care if you come back, you just enjoy what your doing". Or "Hey thanks for the Memories". Or "You WERE the best".

Which we all have said. iT is just pulling the wrong wire on the Bomb!

So we have been POOFING IT ALL THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!

I am your Leader and I have been Blowing it when the answer was right there all along!!!! Damn me and those poison meds that they forced me to take because they thought I was crazy?????????????????????????? Ya, I am the sanest person here!!!

Steve needs tough Love. Not watered down women garbage Love Talk!!! Good Grief!

I the number one Fan am Offering the final Deal for anyone interested.

1. Steve has 40 to 50 songs that need recorded. This is fact and confirmed by Steve.
2. They have been hanging around since 2009 and longer I am sure.
3. He did this because he is struggling with his decision making process. (eccentric) Fame is a killer.
4. He is quoted as saying he is not a spring chicken. (This means a grueling tour in his 60's when he would rather relax)
5. He misses some of the past obviously thus is why every once and awhile he needs ENCOURAGEMENT.

6. THE BIGGEST MISTAKE WE ALL MAKE IS THINKING THIS GUY IS IMMORTAL AND ON A PEDESTAL. HE IS NO DIFFERENT THAN US AND NEEDS TO BE TREATED LIKE YOUR BUDDY CARL AT WORK AFTER THE 52 TO 3 BLOW OUT OF YOUR TEam.



HERE IS MY GIFT -

THE OFFICIAL PPFFFCD "PERRY PETITION FOR FINAL FAN CD" By agreeing to this you are agreeing to petition Steve Perry as a Fan to please give the Fans what they want. A final CD OF HIS MUSIC. Whether it be a 5 or 12 track CD. Not Tour needed.

WE AS FANS do not expect a tour, but with this petition we are asking for that final cd. And in the credits ON the LAST PAGE OF the INSERT it should read as follows. "This Music is for my dedicated fans" "WIX I LOVE YOU, thanks for your inspiration!"


This will be a small one liner per person petition and will read as simple as this.


Steve I am signing this petition to please ask for one final CD for your fans. I am from Kentuckyberg Tennessse and have been a fan for 30 years. Love Mary.

or

Steve I am signing this petition to please ask for one final CD for your fans. This is Larry in Arkansas would love to have one more chance to hear your work! God Bless!

or

Steve I am signing this petition to please ask for one final CD for your fans. I cannot die peacefully without one more CD Steve. I love you forever Brenda.

This however is not an acceptable example of a petition

Steve, hey thanks for the memories I am happy your happy. take care. I understand why your retired. Please be at peace in your heart. (THIS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. THis is what the problem is. When someone is struggling with something you don't give them an out. you pull them up and carry them on your shoulders!!!

IF YOU ARE UP TO THIS CHALLENGE OF BEING THE FANS THAT BROUGHT STEVE BACK FOR ONE MORE CD WE WILL DO THIS.



IF THE RESPONSE IS GREAT ENOUGH I WILL CREATE AN EMAIL ACCOUNT TO EMAIL PETITION LINER. THEN TURN OVER THE PASSWORD TO THE POWER THAT BE TO ACCESS THE ACCOUNT. OR IF SOMEONE WANTS TO GO AROUND THE WORLD WITH A PAPER PETITION THAT IS COOL TOO.

Your going to get a petition to get the guy to sing? Wow has this gone to the dumper. Perry you really have messed with your fans heads,

[steveo777]

Stuff like this is the only thing that keeps this forum going, otherwise it would die. Next to no activity here and
now that the working guys are touring, this forum is gonna be pretty barren.

[Michigan Girl]

Stuff like this is the only thing that keeps this forum going, otherwise it would die. Next to no activity here and
now that the working guys are touring, this forum is gonna be pretty barren.

The only reason you're still goin' is because I can't get my bare hands
around your scrawny neck!!

[StElmoQn]

Stuff like this is the only thing that keeps this forum going, otherwise it would die. Next to no activity here and
now that the working guys are touring, this forum is gonna be pretty barren.

Hmm, what does it say that you're here?

Quit bashing and get off the pot!!!

[WIX]

Well good news is I got myself off the Med's. Everytime I get on them it causes delirious tragalack and frigicrack.

I am clear now. I can smell and see clearly now. I know as the Number One Steve Perry Fan what needs to be done. I knew all along but just had given up the towel as I had showered with it so many years and it started to stink and come apart.

True Perry Fans feel free to apply. Perry Haters see my cute behind! Kiss it !! Everyone knows that even the Perry Haters are Perry Lovers and are just disgruntled fans that would jump on his bandwagon quicker than a super bowl team that had no fans the prior year.

This is my last and final gift to Steve Perry. Lord knows I have mailed letters over the years and did my part. But as the Number One Fan I knew I had a greatER responsibility to "Steve Perry", "Myself" and the rest of the "Perry Fans".

Any Steve Perry Fan knows. A true Perry Fan knows that Steve is a Tender Hearted Guy. He is not a Walmart cheap watch for $12.99. But a complicated watch with intricate detail that can be thrown of with just one single SPEC OF DUST.

He is like a movie where there is a complicated never before seen new bomb that the bomb squad is trying to figure out. One false move and "POOF" Your Done.

Steve struggles with what he wants to do, Steve has struggled with this for years. It is evident in his comments year after year.

Here is the deal people. Comments like "Hey Steve this is Myra from Texas we don't care if you come back, you just enjoy what your doing". Or "Hey thanks for the Memories". Or "You WERE the best".

Which we all have said. iT is just pulling the wrong wire on the Bomb!

So we have been POOFING IT ALL THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!

I am your Leader and I have been Blowing it when the answer was right there all along!!!! Damn me and those poison meds that they forced me to take because they thought I was crazy?????????????????????????? Ya, I am the sanest person here!!!

Steve needs tough Love. Not watered down women garbage Love Talk!!! Good Grief!

I the number one Fan am Offering the final Deal for anyone interested.

1. Steve has 40 to 50 songs that need recorded. This is fact and confirmed by Steve.
2. They have been hanging around since 2009 and longer I am sure.
3. He did this because he is struggling with his decision making process. (eccentric) Fame is a killer.
4. He is quoted as saying he is not a spring chicken. (This means a grueling tour in his 60's when he would rather relax)
5. He misses some of the past obviously thus is why every once and awhile he needs ENCOURAGEMENT.

6. THE BIGGEST MISTAKE WE ALL MAKE IS THINKING THIS GUY IS IMMORTAL AND ON A PEDESTAL. HE IS NO DIFFERENT THAN US AND NEEDS TO BE TREATED LIKE YOUR BUDDY CARL AT WORK AFTER THE 52 TO 3 BLOW OUT OF YOUR TEam.



HERE IS MY GIFT -

THE OFFICIAL PPFFFCD "PERRY PETITION FOR FINAL FAN CD" By agreeing to this you are agreeing to petition Steve Perry as a Fan to please give the Fans what they want. A final CD OF HIS MUSIC. Whether it be a 5 or 12 track CD. Not Tour needed.

WE AS FANS do not expect a tour, but with this petition we are asking for that final cd. And in the credits ON the LAST PAGE OF the INSERT it should read as follows. "This Music is for my dedicated fans" "WIX I LOVE YOU, thanks for your inspiration!"


This will be a small one liner per person petition and will read as simple as this.


Steve I am signing this petition to please ask for one final CD for your fans. I am from Kentuckyberg Tennessse and have been a fan for 30 years. Love Mary.

or

Steve I am signing this petition to please ask for one final CD for your fans. This is Larry in Arkansas would love to have one more chance to hear your work! God Bless!

or

Steve I am signing this petition to please ask for one final CD for your fans. I cannot die peacefully without one more CD Steve. I love you forever Brenda.

This however is not an acceptable example of a petition

Steve, hey thanks for the memories I am happy your happy. take care. I understand why your retired. Please be at peace in your heart. (THIS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. THis is what the problem is. When someone is struggling with something you don't give them an out. you pull them up and carry them on your shoulders!!!

IF YOU ARE UP TO THIS CHALLENGE OF BEING THE FANS THAT BROUGHT STEVE BACK FOR ONE MORE CD WE WILL DO THIS.



IF THE RESPONSE IS GREAT ENOUGH I WILL CREATE AN EMAIL ACCOUNT TO EMAIL PETITION LINER. THEN TURN OVER THE PASSWORD TO THE POWER THAT BE TO ACCESS THE ACCOUNT. OR IF SOMEONE WANTS TO GO AROUND THE WORLD WITH A PAPER PETITION THAT IS COOL TOO.

Your going to get a petition to get the guy to sing? Wow has this gone to the dumper. Perry you really have messed with your fans heads,

Actually it was "Tang"

[SusieP]

Wix loves Steve Perry more than any other
He’s escaped from his cell again,
oh brother
The Nurses are panicked in case he’s run amok
But he’s only posting on melodic rock.
We love him dearly but shake our heads
When he obviously has missed his Meds.
There’s only one cure for Wix, you see
And that’s new music from dear S.P

[Peartree12249]

Wix loves Steve Perry more than any other
He’s escaped from his cell again,
oh brother
The Nurses are panicked in case he’s run amok
But he’s only posting on melodic rock.
We love him dearly but shake our heads
When he obviously has missed his Meds.
There’s only one cure for Wix, you see
And that’s new music from dear S.P

Brilliant!

[Jubilee]

I'm on board, Wixy! I am already on record for not wishing the man one moment of peace until he produces (and finalizes) some new music for my enjoyment. Unless his happiness is in sync with MY happiness, I don't care anything about his happiness. As I've said before, I hope he walks by day in a fever, and wakes in the middle of the night from a fitful sleep in a cold sweat, completely consumed with the thought of putting out a new CD.

I agree, Wixy, it's time for some tough love. Time for Mr. Kittens to poo or get off the pot. Now, I'm not much for petitions, Wixy, but I'm perfectly willing to picket in front of the home of Senor Don Gato, (or at least the home that you've come to believe is his).

..."No CD, No PEACE!...No CD, No PEACE!"...
..."Hey! Hey! Ho!-Ho!..."...etc., etc., well, you get the idea.

Uhm...anybody got an extra bullhorn I can use??

[annie89509]

Haha...YOU'RE BRILLIANT, WIX .
No. 1 SP fan, where's that petition?...or maybe we keep this thread going until a new release is announced!?!
Heck, what do we have to lose? Just give up without a whimper?

[sp old ldy]

What I wonder is, what's everyone gonna talk about if and when he releases a CD??

[WIX]

nOT TO WORRY...........

[sp old ldy]

I'm sure we will find something Wix..........