This is the cheap way to do it as it has been brought to my attention by a great friend that this really isn't needed and will not affect his decision. So in reality this is just to give us some hope and kill time at work

So follow these simple directions, this is a simple process. So these can be copied and pasted later if needed.
copy and paste the first part. Add your little whistle to the end as follows, keep it short and ask for music, don't encourage retirement or I will beat you with a wet noodle soaked in BeN Gay -
Steve I am signing this petition to please ask for one final CD for your fans. I am your Number #1 Fan WIX and a little Nuts but i AM INCREDIBLY good looking and I need one last CD. Please!