Fuckin' Charlie Sheen

[brandonx76]

Anyone remember the old SNL "Bad Idea Jeans" ads?

"Well, I know it's a bad idea to have unprotected sex, but then I thought to myself, "when am I gonna be back in Haiti again?"

Yeah, I remember seeing it...but can't remember from when it was...not on youtube or hulu?

[bluejeangirl76]

Anyone remember the old SNL "Bad Idea Jeans" ads?

"Well, I know it's a bad idea to have unprotected sex, but then I thought to myself, "when am I gonna be back in Haiti again?"

Yeah, I remember seeing it...but can't remember from when it was...not on youtube or hulu?

It's from the mid 90s... Mike Myers and David Spade were in it... its in that SNL Goes Commercial special, I think.... that might be on hulu.

[brandonx76]

Charlie Sheen says he's going to Haiti next week on charity mission with pal Sean Penn - Access Hollywood
32mins ago spotted by editor via www.accesshollywood.com

I'd much rather watch this train wreck than something like jersey shore.

[tammy]

Jimmy Fallon! OMG! LOL! Funny! Somebody needs to help Charlie but this is hilarious!

http://www.tvsquad.com/2011/03/03/jimmy ... id=webmail

[Don]

Sheen's repsonse: "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

[StevePerryHair]

Sheen's repsonse: "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

Sounds pretty normal to me....

[Michigan Girl]

Isn't this where SAG steps in?!?

[Don]

Isn't this where SAG steps in?!?

I think they might have tough fight as the guy has given cause for WB to terminate his contract.

[steveo777]

There is probably a pay clause in his contract, so whether terminated or not, he probably still gets paid.........like that motherfucker.

[rsimpson]

Sheen's repsonse: "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

I happen to have a few of those silly shirts

[Clasicrockldy]

I had a hunch that Sheen would talk himself out of a job!

[slucero]

Charlies fame clock is ticking...

[Clasicrockldy]

Has anyone seen the second episode of Sheen's Korner?? Here is the link..

http://www.movieline.com/2011/03/violent-torpedoes-of-truth-second-episode-of-charlie-sheens-web-show-gets-ugly.php

And here is a recap of the first Sheen's-Korner episode.

http://www.movieline.com/2011/03/charlie-sheen-recites-his-own-poetry-and-10-other-highlights-from-his-first-internet-talk-show.php

[artist4perry]

Charlies fame clock is ticking...

He will be lucky if his heart keeps ticking. Fame is fleeting...........but you only have one heart.

[Clasicrockldy]

I just heard one of Charlies alleged hookers on the radio. She called him the 2 and 1/2 minute man.

ROFLMAO!!

[Saint John]

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban is, and always has been, a gloriously successful opportunist. Sure, he's taken flak for his pouty behavior at games and outspoken nature, but even his harshest critics would admit he's one of the NBA's leading visionaries. A natural born entreprenuer and showman, Cuban has made his fortune by being on the cutting edge of technology, keeping one eye on what's hot now and the other on what will be hot in the future.

But it doesn't take a visionary of Cuban's stature to realize that it's a good idea to associate yourself with whoever who sets a record for fastest to 1,000,000 followers on Twitter. Over the past few weeks, actor Charlie Sheen has been in full-scale meltdown mode, going on a drug-fueled interview tour that's captured the nation's attention and made him the hottest name in social media. It should come as no surprise that Cuban is angling for a piece of that afterglow.

ESPNDallas.com reports that Cuban and Sheen are in early discussions for a business partnership.
Cuban confirmed Sunday evening that he's had several conversations with Sheen recently about developing programming for HDNet, the cable network Cuban owns. "You've got somebody that everybody has a whole lot of interest in who's doing some interesting things, to say the least, and we always look for interesting programming by featuring interesting people doing interesting things," Cuban said before the Mavericks' game against the Memphis Grizzlies. "I reached out and we've had some conversations, and we're going to work on doing some things."
"We're trying to decide," Cuban said. "Right now, we're taping a lot of different things that he's doing and we'll try to figure it out. It's still not 100 percent certain. "We'll do something together, but it's not certain it will be a show. It'll come down to what he wants do and what his situation is. We'll just figure it out from there, but it's a unique opportunity, I'll say that."

Here's another example of how Cuban just gets fame and the modern media landscape. His worst-case scenario is that nothing develops and he gets his name and HDNet's name out there in a big way. His best-case scenario sees HDNet landing the most insane reality show in the history of insane reality shows which would be, in basketball terms, game-changing.

Either way, he has nothing to lose and headlines to gain. Just another day in the charmed life for Cuban. Duh. Winning.

[Marabelle]

Well the latest is that Charlie is on a rooftop with a crew of friends waving a machete around. He keeps it up and somebody will finally get him into the psych unit sooner instead of later. Not sure if the machete is fake or not but things seem to be about to start going down the hill instead of to the moon.

[slucero]

Mark Cuban is like that "girls Gone Wild" dude...

[verslibre]

Jerry O'Connell Auditions for Two and a Half Men:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1c770340ee/jerry-o-connell-auditions-for-two-and-a-half-men?rel=player

[slucero]

Jerry O'Connell Auditions for Two and a Half Men:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1c770340ee/jerry-o-connell-auditions-for-two-and-a-half-men?rel=player

Yup.... they're gonna move along and Charlie's gonna assume the role of disgruntled ex-employee

[Michigan Girl]

Jerry O'Connell Auditions for Two and a Half Men:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1c770340ee/jerry-o-connell-auditions-for-two-and-a-half-men?rel=player

1sr Uncle Jesse, now Jerry ...are they going through Rebecca Romijn's men?!?

It won't be the same ...

[Saint John]

The Warner Bros. legal team sent an 11 page letter of termination to Sheen and his attorneys, saying they were entitled to terminate his employment because the actor was not physically able to do his job.

Sheen has vehemently denied the accusation. However, in the letter, [Warner Bros. said “as outtakes of the filming show, Mr. Sheen had difficulty remembering his lines and hitting his marks.”

Warner Bros. said it was Sheen’s public admission to his partying ways and providing cocaine to friends that broke the moral clause in his contract.

Sounds like they'll use his own fuckups which are on tape to prove the case should Charlie sue. I can't wait to see these outtakes on Entertainment Tonight.

Sheen is going to sue and he should win. The only "outtake" he needs to show the judge and/or jury in the #1 ratings slot and the case is over. Listen, the guy is definitely acting weird, but just because he doesn't have to go through the 12 step process like a little kid doesn't mean he can't do his job. CBS is throwing away a potential ratings bonanza by firing him. My guess is they'll come to their senses and get him back on the show. Without him, they're screwed.

[steveo777]

The Warner Bros. legal team sent an 11 page letter of termination to Sheen and his attorneys, saying they were entitled to terminate his employment because the actor was not physically able to do his job.

Sheen has vehemently denied the accusation. However, in the letter, [Warner Bros. said “as outtakes of the filming show, Mr. Sheen had difficulty remembering his lines and hitting his marks.”

Warner Bros. said it was Sheen’s public admission to his partying ways and providing cocaine to friends that broke the moral clause in his contract.

Sounds like they'll use his own fuckups which are on tape to prove the case should Charlie sue. I can't wait to see these outtakes on Entertainment Tonight.

Sheen is going to sue and he should win. The only "outtake" he needs to show the judge and/or jury in the #1 ratings slot and the case is over. Listen, the guy is definitely acting weird, but just because he doesn't have to go through the 12 step process like a little kid doesn't mean he can't do his job. CBS is throwing away a potential ratings bonanza by firing him. My guess is they'll come to their senses and get him back on the show. Without him, they're screwed.

Sheen wouldn't return if asked or paid more, as he isn't that humble. I'm sure he'd have some colorful words for them though.

[Deb]

The Warner Bros. legal team sent an 11 page letter of termination to Sheen and his attorneys, saying they were entitled to terminate his employment because the actor was not physically able to do his job.

Sheen has vehemently denied the accusation. However, in the letter, [Warner Bros. said “as outtakes of the filming show, Mr. Sheen had difficulty remembering his lines and hitting his marks.”

Warner Bros. said it was Sheen’s public admission to his partying ways and providing cocaine to friends that broke the moral clause in his contract.

Sounds like they'll use his own fuckups which are on tape to prove the case should Charlie sue. I can't wait to see these outtakes on Entertainment Tonight.

Sheen is going to sue and he should win. The only "outtake" he needs to show the judge and/or jury in the #1 ratings slot and the case is over. Listen, the guy is definitely acting weird, but just because he doesn't have to go through the 12 step process like a little kid doesn't mean he can't do his job. CBS is throwing away a potential ratings bonanza by firing him. My guess is they'll come to their senses and get him back on the show. Without him, they're screwed.

Obviously it does, if he can't remember his lines and/or hit his marks. They're not screwed at all, there is other funny actors out there that they can easily carry on the show with. This effed-up god complex shtick is already getting old. There is funnier actors out there than him.

[Saint John]

Obviously it does, if he can't remember his lines and/or hit his marks. They're not screwed at all, there is other funny actors out there that they can easily carry on the show with. This effed-up god complex shtick is already getting old. There is funnier actors out there than him.

The guy was the main character of the #1 rated show in the country. That's all anyone needs to know. It's not a live show, so forgetting his lines is completely irrelevant. That would be like firing Nostriladmus because each of his lines on TBF took an exhaustive amount of takes. It would have spared us a shit album, but you simply can't fire a guy for that because it's irrelevant.

[StevePerryHair]

I only just noticed our new forum name right now!

[Deb]

Obviously it does, if he can't remember his lines and/or hit his marks. They're not screwed at all, there is other funny actors out there that they can easily carry on the show with. This effed-up god complex shtick is already getting old. There is funnier actors out there than him.

The guy was the main character of the #1 rated show in the country. That's all anyone needs to know. It's not a live show, so forgetting his lines is completely irrelevant. That would be like firing Nostriladmus because each of his lines on TBF took an exhaustive amount of takes. It would have spared us a shit album, but you simply can't fire a guy for that because it's irrelevant.

Used to be #1, hasn't been for quite a while now.

[Saint John]

Used to be #1, hasn't been for quite a while now.

Leave Nostrildamus out of this.

[Melissa]

One of my co-workers just told me she saw on some news thing he got a tattoo with the word "winning"?

[Behshad]

Used to be #1, hasn't been for quite a while now.

Leave Nostrildamus out of this.