by JRNYMAN » Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:26 am
It's obviously Easter. The reason I know this is because my hands are stained 6 different colors, my kitchen smells like someone poured vinegar all over the place, the eggs my wife bought to dye obviously weren't the freshest because the shell is attached to the egg like fucking super glue, there's fake grass all over my living room, everything in the house is currently decorated or adorned with something of a pastel color, there's Hershey's Kisses wrappers on every counter and table in the house, Easter Mass is on every frickin' channel, there's a Walgreen's bag with what appears to have once been chocolate something - and several of them but my genius wife can't grasp the fact that we live in Arizona where it's been known to be a tad on the warm side now and again so she goes to Walgreen's to buy a bunch of clearance Easter stuff including the chocolate mess mentioned above and then goes down to the church to help setup for Easter service which took a couple of hours then went grocery shopping all the while her clearance chocolate sat in the backseat of the car. It was almost 100 deg. here yesterday.
I'm just kidding around. I actually like Easter. I just wish they'd stop moving it around the calendar as much as they do. Got a spiral-cut ham ready to go in the oven and since the pool temp hit 80 yesterday, I think I'm gonna blow up one of the inflatables and do a bit of lounging.
Hope everyone's Easter is filled with your fav flavor of jelly beans!