Vicious Cat bite on my hand, jokes and advice wanted

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Postby Journey Mom » Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:55 pm

Like I said before, the guy who did it was around 50. And he walked away totally free from it. I was stuck with some high medical bills because of it.
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Postby Journey Mom » Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:57 pm

artist4perry wrote:Well I guess I am not out of the woods yet. The spot around my bite is swelling today and getting puffy. I have just started taking the antibiotics so I will keep a close watch on it. My last day of school was today. Yippie! So if I need to go to the doc now there is no problem.

Deano, the jerk was 50 she said that hung the cat. At that age, your a total mental case and should be hauled off to the funny farm. Bad thing is she said they did nothing to him. :shock: :shock: :shock:


Get to the doctor first thing in the morning! If it's swelling up while you're on antibitocs, that's a very bad sign. If it gets worse overnight, get to an ER right away. Do NOT mess around with this - please.
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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:45 pm

Journey Mom wrote:
artist4perry wrote:Well I guess I am not out of the woods yet. The spot around my bite is swelling today and getting puffy. I have just started taking the antibiotics so I will keep a close watch on it. My last day of school was today. Yippie! So if I need to go to the doc now there is no problem.

Deano, the jerk was 50 she said that hung the cat. At that age, your a total mental case and should be hauled off to the funny farm. Bad thing is she said they did nothing to him. :shock: :shock: :shock:


Get to the doctor first thing in the morning! If it's swelling up while you're on antibitocs, that's a very bad sign. If it gets worse overnight, get to an ER right away. Do NOT mess around with this - please.


Look, I got bit in the face a month ago by a brown recluse. Face swelled up, eye closed and i looked like I kissed a moving freight train. I had to go to ER for 2 days on antibiotics....do tell them though(embellish), that you are in pain...get the free vicodins...why not enjoy your stay? Fake the shit out of em...

You need to go to ER, NOT your GP. Your GP will just refer you to the ER anyways.
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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:48 pm

Oh let me explain how I got bit in the grill by the recluse. I walked outside at 330A to drain the snake, and walked into the fuckers web...I am sure he thought he caught something, trickled his fat ass down the web and started biting for all he was worth.

Anyway, upon my return home from ER, I found this fuckers home(web). I tapped on his web and sure enough, out he came. I caught the sonofabitch, and methodically cut each of his 8 arms off, before emptying a can of hairspray and lighter fluid on his sorry ass!
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Postby Angel » Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:53 pm

Rockindeano wrote:Did the police arrest that sonofabitch for trying to hang the cat? That pisses me off that people do that shit. :evil:


Rockindeano wrote:I tapped on his web and sure enough, out he came. I caught the sonofabitch, and methodically cut each of his 8 arms off, before emptying a can of hairspray and lighter fluid on his sorry ass!


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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:56 pm

Angel wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:Did the police arrest that sonofabitch for trying to hang the cat? That pisses me off that people do that shit. :evil:


Rockindeano wrote:I tapped on his web and sure enough, out he came. I caught the sonofabitch, and methodically cut each of his 8 arms off, before emptying a can of hairspray and lighter fluid on his sorry ass!


:?


Oh I am sorry Queen of Idaho? You want me to clarify my compassion for CATS and NOT spiders? Good Jesus.
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Postby Angel » Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:57 pm

Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:02 pm

Angel wrote:Whatever helps you sleep at night.


Ambien does pretty good, but thanks Sweetie. Good to see you here.
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Postby Journey Mom » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:54 am

How are you today? Did you go to the doctor?
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Postby Everett » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:04 am

Ginger i hope you haven't turned into catwoman by now :wink:
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Postby steveo777 » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:06 am

Everett wrote:Ginger i hope you haven't turned into catwoman by now :wink:


Why not? I think Catwoman is hot! :lol:
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Postby Journey Mom » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:27 am

I'm concerned that we haven't heard from her today. Anybody know how to contact her other than on here?
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Postby artist4perry » Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:12 am

Sorry, I slept most of the day and went out to a Chinese restaurant with my daughter and her husband. I am hoping it is on the mend. It is not worse, and I am not running fever, so that is a good sign. It is sore and itching a bit now, and those are good healing signs. Also my being sleepy all the time is what happens when I am healing. Puss is rising to the surface so maybe it is trying to expel it. Trust me, I am keeping a close eye on it.

Deano, thanks for the kind advice. My doc is one of the sharpest ones around, and our ER is a joke. They make you wait for 5 hours minimum. It is not an emergency and as I said, I would rather not be there if I don't have too. People with contagious diseases coughing on me for 5 hours won't make me better. If he wants me to go to the hospital I will go, but then I am not dealing with the circus that is the ER.

Deano a brown recluse bite will destroy tissue quickly. That I would go into ER for. They can get bad fast. I don't like taking pills unless I deem them necessary no Vicodin for fun in other words. LOL!
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Postby artist4perry » Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:13 am

steveo777 wrote:
Everett wrote:Ginger i hope you haven't turned into catwoman by now :wink:


Why not? I think Catwoman is hot! :lol:[/quote

I imagine you prefer to look at her puss than mine! LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Everett » Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:16 am

artist4perry wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Everett wrote:Ginger i hope you haven't turned into catwoman by now :wink:


Why not? I think Catwoman is hot! :lol:


I imagine you prefer to look at her puss than mine! LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Were talking about the cat here right? :shock: :wink:

Good to see your getting better ginger.
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Postby artist4perry » Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:25 am

Everett wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Everett wrote:Ginger i hope you haven't turned into catwoman by now :wink:


Why not? I think Catwoman is hot! :lol:


I imagine you prefer to look at her puss than mine! LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Were talking about the cat here right? :shock: :wink:

Good to see your getting better ginger.



It is also a reference to a face. :wink: Thanks Everett, just watching it closely. I am off work for now so I have time to baby myself.
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Postby KDOUBLEU » Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:28 pm

artist4perry wrote:
Everett wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Everett wrote:Ginger i hope you haven't turned into catwoman by now :wink:


Why not? I think Catwoman is hot! :lol:


I imagine you prefer to look at her puss than mine! LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Were talking about the cat here right? :shock: :wink:

Good to see your getting better ginger.



It is also a reference to a face. :wink: Thanks Everett, just watching it closely. I am off work for now so I have time to baby myself.
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Postby artist4perry » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:21 pm

KDOUBLEU wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Everett wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Everett wrote:Ginger i hope you haven't turned into catwoman by now :wink:


Why not? I think Catwoman is hot! :lol:


I imagine you prefer to look at her puss than mine! LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Were talking about the cat here right? :shock: :wink:

Good to see your getting better ginger.



It is also a reference to a face. :wink: Thanks Everett, just watching it closely. I am off work for now so I have time to baby myself.
Cats eat people..


Dixie just did a taste test. Apparently I don't taste too good. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

She thought I was my son in law aggravating her again and she had just about enough. I took the brunt of her fury. She has been gentle ever since. She has even slept with me and guarded me like she always does when I am ill. She gives me kisses on the arm and curls up right next to me.
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Postby Jubilee » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:34 pm

artist4perry wrote:
KDOUBLEU wrote: Cats eat people..


Dixie just did a taste test. Apparently I don't taste too good. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

She thought I was my son in law aggravating her again and she had just about enough. I took the brunt of her fury. She has been gentle ever since. She has even slept with me and guarded me like she always does when I am ill. She gives me kisses on the arm and curls up right next to me.


Yeah, sure. Listen, you heard the man...cats eat people. She was prolly just waiting for you to succumb, and guarding you to make sure none of the other cats moved in on her kill. :wink: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:38 pm

Jubilee wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
KDOUBLEU wrote: Cats eat people..


Dixie just did a taste test. Apparently I don't taste too good. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

She thought I was my son in law aggravating her again and she had just about enough. I took the brunt of her fury. She has been gentle ever since. She has even slept with me and guarded me like she always does when I am ill. She gives me kisses on the arm and curls up right next to me.


Yeah, sure. Listen, you heard the man...cats eat people. She was prolly just waiting for you to succumb, and guarding you to make sure none of the other cats moved in on her kill. :wink: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Waiting for me to tenderize is that it? :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby scarygirl » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:58 pm

artist4perry wrote:
Jubilee wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
KDOUBLEU wrote: Cats eat people..


Dixie just did a taste test. Apparently I don't taste too good. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

She thought I was my son in law aggravating her again and she had just about enough. I took the brunt of her fury. She has been gentle ever since. She has even slept with me and guarded me like she always does when I am ill. She gives me kisses on the arm and curls up right next to me.


Yeah, sure. Listen, you heard the man...cats eat people. She was prolly just waiting for you to succumb, and guarding you to make sure none of the other cats moved in on her kill. :wink: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Waiting for me to tenderize is that it? :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Maybe that is why my cat is always staring me in the eye balls every morning when I wake up.... He is always sniffing me too. He is looking for a dead snack! :shock:
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Postby Melissa » Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:58 am

artist4perry wrote:People with contagious diseases coughing on me for 5 hours won't make me better.


True, but keep in mind also that infected hand wounds are not something your students needed to be around either. Not to mention the germs you were further exposing yourself to in school (one of the worst places for germs) while your immune system was already compromised.
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