Got this in an email. lol

[Rick]

An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.

The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr.
Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a
.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range
and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the
driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.
May I ask what you are afraid of?

Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered “Not a fucking thing.”

[Rick]

And then, this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=-R ... U&vq=large

[yulog]

An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.

The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr.
Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a
.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range
and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the
driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.
May I ask what you are afraid of?

Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered “Not a fucking thing.”

[Rick]

A Muslim kid can't find his mother in the supermarket.

The store attendant says 'What does your mother look like?'

The kid says “How the fuck should I know?”

[Rockindeano]

A Muslim kid can't find his mother in the supermarket.

The store attendant says 'What does your mother look like?'

The kid says “How the fuck should I know?”

Oh we are doing this shit tonight? OK.

Where else could you possibly be, when-

You stand in the sand and look out to the west and see the ocean?
You look to the north and see the majestic Rockies?
You look east and see waves of golden wheat?
and......

you look south and see gun violence and a country without health insurance?

Yep, you guessed it, you would be in Vancouver, Canada.

[Angel]

An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.

The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr.
Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a
.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range
and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the
driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.
May I ask what you are afraid of?

Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered “Not a fucking thing.”

I got this a couple of weeks ago too, funny how fast these things move around the world!

[artist4perry]

And then, this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=-R ... U&vq=large

Fire trap waiting to happen.

[No Surprize]

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman whom you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, VERY important that these four women
do not know each other.

[JRNYMAN]

Didn't get this in an email - I heard it on the Bob and Tom show a couple of weeks ago. It's funnier if you hear it rather than read it but it's still funny nonetheless.



A guy was looking at the classified ads in Florida and saw an ad that says “Talking Dog $20.” So he goes to the house listed in the ad and asks the owner what the deal was with the talking dog. The owner said he was in the back bedroom.

Sitting on a bed with a tv remote in hand, the dog looks up and says, “Hey, how you doing?”

The guy is flabbergasted, “You’re really a talking dog! What heck are you doing here in Florida?”

“Well,” the dog says, “let me tell you.”

“I was at Ground Zero on 9/11 and helped save people who were buried in the debris. Then I was in the Gulf War for a while bringing medicine to injured soldiers. Then I helped sniff for terrorist bombs at the JFK. Then I was on Broadway in Riverdance. Then I helped patrol the border and sniff out drug runners before my partner got shot. It all just got to be too much. So I retired down here.”

The guy goes out into the other room and says, “This is amazing. How can you sell a dog like that for only twenty dollars?”

The owner replies loud enough for the dog in the other room to hear, “Cause he’s a BIG LIAR! He didn’t do ANY of that stuff!”

[JRNYMAN]

An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.

The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr.
Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a
.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range
and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the
driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.
May I ask what you are afraid of?

Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered “Not a fucking thing.”

Ahhhh Arizona.... what a seriously fucked up state it is!
Although it's still illegal to shoot a camel from a moving vehicle in Arizona and has been since 1888. We've got a bunch of ridiculous laws like that which are still on the books.

[Rick]

Nagasaki 1945, after the atomic bomb.



Nagasaki 2011, following earthquake and tsunami.



What the fuck is that arch made of?

[Blueskies]

Nagasaki 1945, after the atomic bomb.



Nagasaki 2011, following earthquake and tsunami.



What the fuck is that arch made of?

Maybe it was built with the strength of faith?

[JRNYMAN]

Nagasaki 1945, after the atomic bomb.



Nagasaki 2011, following earthquake and tsunami.



What the fuck is that arch made of?

Maybe it was built with the strength of faith?

"I think I can, I think I can..."

-The little Arch That Could