Looks like Steve has vanished again

[Gideon]

I believe you ...

Excellent!
I knew you'd come around.

[Michigan Girl]

I believe you ...

Excellent!
I knew you'd come around.

I hope your girlfriend gets as excited when you grow into a small trojan ...




this is fun ....

[Gideon]

I hope your girlfriend gets as excited when you can fit in a small trojan ...

Or the joy exuded by your husband when he finally drives all the mountain goats populating your colossal thighs.

[Michigan Girl]

I hope your girlfriend gets as excited when you can fit in a small trojan ...

Or the joy exuded by your husband when he finally drives all the mountain goats populating your colossal thighs.

Or the relief on your girlfriends face, after hours of searching,
magnifying glass and tweezers in hand, she finally finds something resembling a penis ...
unfortunately, no balls could be located!!

[Gideon]

Or the relief on your girlfriends face, after hours of searching,
magnifying glass and tweezers in hand, she finally finds something resembling a penis ...
unfortunately, no balls could be located!!

Or the pride beaming from your children's faces when they see that Goodyear has a new blimp. Who doesn't love a promotion?

[Michigan Girl]

Or the relief on your girlfriends face, after hours of searching,
magnifying glass and tweezers in hand, she finally finds something resembling a penis ...
unfortunately, no balls could be located!!

Or the pride beaming from your children's face when they see that Goodyear has a new blimp. Who doesn't love a promotion?

Or the pain your future children feel as they lie in their little tubes waiting to be fertilized
by someone with, um, fertilizer and one of them thar penis kits for spraying ...



I'm crying

[Gideon]

Or the pain your future children feel as they lie in their little tubes waiting to be fertilized
by someone with, um, fertilizer and one of them thar penis kits for spraying ...

Which is nothing next to the pain of being unable to produce children when one is as lifeless and infertile as a tundra.

:lol:
I'm crying

Is the Pringles can empty? I hate it when that happens.

[Michigan Girl]

Or the pain your future children feel as they lie in their little tubes waiting to be fertilized
by someone with, um, fertilizer and one of them thar penis kits for spraying ...

Which is nothing next to the pain of being unable to produce children when one is as lifeless and infertile as a tundra.

I'm sorry, I didn't know ...makes me feel bad!!

:lol:
I'm crying

Is the Pringles can empty? I hate it when that happens.

kinda like when your girlfriend says, "hey gid, don't start without m ...you're done?!?
when did you start?!?!"

[Gideon]

I'm sorry, I didn't know ...makes me feel bad!!

I don't blame you, you were probably wrestling with a bag of chips when the doctor called to give you the news.
But don't get upset, you might eat more. And your poor floor can only hold so much.

kinda like when your girlfriend says, "hey gid, don't start without m ...you're done?!?

She calls me 'gid' now?

when did you start?!?!"

Do high school friends ask you the same thing about your evolution from lady to lard mountain?

[conversationpc]

Yup, he also said early on that Augeri really stepped up and owned those songs.

He was right...I thought he was awesome early on up through the "Arrival" tour.

My gf bought me the first TS album a few years back and it's phenomenal.

I was disappointed in that album...I only really like "Wild on the Run". I like the Tyketto album "Shine" much better.

[Gideon]

I was disappointed in that album...I only really like "Wild on the Run".

Damn, dude. You're a monster!

I like the Tyketto album "Shine" much better.

Never listened to it. Isn't it out of production?

[froy]

2008 is correct, Gideon. Here is the verbatim quote:


"Despite the logic, the unavoidable logic, that if Steve Perry was still in the band, and I know that there's a giant public out there that would love nothing more, they're clueless to the fact that the guy can't sing anymore."

"I've heard that he's gone to the greatest vocal teachers and got the best help that you can get and it's just not there anymore. "

I tend to believe this but, then again, I wouldn't trust Herbie's word any farther than you could throw him and, judging by his size, I don't even think I could throw him forward but would, more than likely, collapse and have him fall backwards, crushing the life out of me.

Funny dude

[conversationpc]

I like the Tyketto album "Shine" much better.

Never listened to it. Isn't it out of production?

I don't know...I think I downloaded it from some foreign site.

[Michigan Girl]

She calls me 'gid' now?

She used to call you Lady Gaga, until she realized Gaga was better endowed ...

Do high school friends ask you the same thing about your evolution from lady to lard mountain?

They're in shock!!

[Pacfanweb]

Old news. Herbie told us YEARS ago that Perry "tried everything and has gone to everyone but there's just nothing left." But no one believed him. Believe him now?

Not after listening to Perry's vocals on that David Pack song in 2005. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuJt1RlQ1yE

Sounds fine to me. Maybe it hurts him to sing a lot, like Andrew mentioned, but he can damn sure still sing. Not like he's gone down to a baritone like Elton John.

[Saint John]

Old news. Herbie told us YEARS ago that Perry "tried everything and has gone to everyone but there's just nothing left." But no one believed him. Believe him now?

Not after listening to Perry's vocals on that David Pack song in 2005.

Well, since we're bringing 2005 and his vocal prowess from that year into the equation, how about we submit his "singing" from the White Sox celebration into evidence? Besides, the Pack vocal sounded computerized and was only a few words! I'd hardly call that a barometer of the guy's vocal condition. But I would call 17 years of live silence.

[swataz]

When I started this thread, I never thought it would have such legs.

It's chock full of a Gideon/Michigan Girl throwdown, St. John's well thought out input (not being sarcastic either...even though you sap the optimism out of me, it's warranted and it ultimately always make sense to me), and even a few Herbie references. Well done, all!

Now, where's Deano?

[Michigan Girl]

When I started this thread, I never thought it would have such legs.

It's chock full of a Gideon/Michigan Girl throwdown, St. John's well thought out input (not being sarcastic either...even though you sap the optimism out of me, it's warranted and it ultimately always make sense to me), and even a few Herbie references. Well done, all!

Now, where's Deano?

lol ...
I was feeling particularly sweet that day!!

[Sassie]

I am so thankful for his music. He was and always will be my favorite. And I am also thankful that my husband and I got to go see all the concerts we did. I have to say they were the best concerts we ever saw. Those memories are priceless. I just hope he knows that.