* STEVE JOBS RESIGNS AS CEO OF APPLE *

[Behshad]

SAN FRANCISCO—Following the resignation of Apple founder Steve Jobs, incoming CEO Tim Cook called a meeting of shareholders and members of the press Thursday morning to announce that he envisioned printers as the company’s future. “Laser, ink-jet, double-sided, color, black-and-white—the future of technology is in printers. I am absolutely convinced of that,” Cook explained to a packed auditorium as a montage of printers and people using printers played on a screen behind him. “What is the one thing people will always need? It’s obvious: printers. Printers with fax machines attached, printers that collate and staple, perhaps a printer that makes photocopies. Anything’s possible. It’s called innovation.” Cook concluded his remarks by assuring investors the release of upcoming Apple products such as the iPhone 5 would be postponed for at least four years so the company could throw all its time and resources into the creation of high-quality printers for the home and office.

[Saint John]

You're such a dick!

[Behshad]

You're such a dick!

I know !

(credit goes to The Onion )

[brandonx76]

fucking sad...send some blessing his way... steve@apple.com

[steveo777]

Picture of Steve Jobs taken today..2 days after his resignation from Apple.

There are no subliminal messages there. We all know what it means.

[Argus]

Picture of Steve Jobs taken today..2 days after his resignation from Apple.

[Behshad]

Very sad indeed

[slucero]

[No Surprize]

Picture of Steve Jobs taken today..2 days after his resignation from Apple.

Very sad indeed. I have always been an Apple man and will always be. They say a picture tells a thousand words and the visualization of this one tells everyone that being healthy is everything. I know he's thinking about one more day, just one more. Must be a horrible way to have to leave, knowing your mind is brilliant but your body is shutting itself down. Peace.

[Marabelle]

I'm sure he has made peace with himself and his participation of all things worldly. I would suspect he knows his life has been worthwhile and is following closely his spiritual path. Blessings to this man and his discovery and acceptance of what is happening "while it is happening". Peace.

[slucero]

Through Apple... Steve Jobs has done more for unleashing human creativity than anyone in the last 100 years...

[Behshad]

Now they say the pic might be fake :

[Saint John]

I never thought it was real. Steve Jobs wouldn't let someone exploit him like that. He's gonna be around through at least the rest of this year.

[brandonx76]

Fucking TMZ - if this shit is fake, Harvey Levin is a GIANT fucking douchebag scumbag

Same goes for Matt Drudge

On the other hand, if it means Jobs can live a few more years, pain free, perhaps it's a good thing...The guys deserves a fucking vacation

[Behshad]

Fucking TMZ - if this shit is fake, Harvey Levin is a GIANT fucking douchebag scumbag

Same goes for Matt Drudge

And Steveo777

[brandonx76]

Fucking TMZ - if this shit is fake, Harvey Levin is a GIANT fucking douchebag scumbag

Same goes for Matt Drudge

And Steveo777

Unlike the spartans,





I won't kill the messenger

[steveo777]

Fucking TMZ - if this shit is fake, Harvey Levin is a GIANT fucking douchebag scumbag

Same goes for Matt Drudge

And Steveo777

@fuckface....I'm tiring of your shit.


Edit: I ran out of beer. I'm better now.

[ebake02]

Microsoft has continued without Bill Gates and Apple will do the same.

[brandonx76]

Microsoft has continued without Bill Gates and Apple will do the same.

Microsoft has no vision

[steveo777]

Microsoft has continued without Bill Gates and Apple will do the same.

Microsoft has no vision

Actually, they do....to control your ass, my ass and 99% of the other asses out there. They still have the Elephant portion of market share and that is never gonna change.
Apple is a side show compared to Microsoft.

[brandonx76]

Microsoft has continued without Bill Gates and Apple will do the same.

Microsoft has no vision

Actually, they do....to control your ass, my ass and 99% of the other asses out there. They still have the Elephant portion of market share and that is never gonna change.
Apple is a side show compared to Microsoft.

What side of the fence are you on? Remember the iconic 1984 commercial

[slucero]

...once you go Mac .. you never go back....

[brandonx76]

...once you go Mac .. you never go back....

I just bought my first apple comp last month, a Mac mini...still like using my pc, but like having the best of both worlds, FINALLY!!!

[steveo777]

Microsoft has continued without Bill Gates and Apple will do the same.

Microsoft has no vision

Actually, they do....to control your ass, my ass and 99% of the other asses out there. They still have the Elephant portion of market share and that is never gonna change.
Apple is a side show compared to Microsoft.

What side of the fence are you on? Remember the iconic 1984 commercial

I'm a PC. I only use Apple for iPod, iPhone and that kind of shit. I'm a build your own computer kind of guy and I prefer the choices that are currently available to me.

[ebake02]

Microsoft has continued without Bill Gates and Apple will do the same.

Microsoft has no vision

Actually, they do....to control your ass, my ass and 99% of the other asses out there. They still have the Elephant portion of market share and that is never gonna change.
Apple is a side show compared to Microsoft.

What side of the fence are you on? Remember the iconic 1984 commercial

I'm a PC. I only use Apple for iPod, iPhone and that kind of shit. I'm a build your own computer kind of guy and I prefer the choices that are currently available to me.

Amen!!!

[Behshad]

Microsoft has continued without Bill Gates and Apple will do the same.

Microsoft has no vision

Exactly !

[Behshad]

Microsoft has continued without Bill Gates and Apple will do the same.

Microsoft has no vision

Actually, they do....to control your ass, my ass and 99% of the other asses out there. They still have the Elephant portion of market share and that is never gonna change.
Apple is a side show compared to Microsoft.

What side of the fence are you on? Remember the iconic 1984 commercial

I'm a PC. I only use Apple for iPod, iPhone and that kind of shit. I'm a build your own computer kind of guy and I prefer the choices that are currently available to me.

That was cool 15 years ago dude. I used to build my PC and enjoy putting the newest components like Sound Blaster 16 sound card , Monster 3D II graphic card or a CD-RW drive. Those were the days when you built you're on PC you had access to some amazing games that you couldn't play elsewhere. Unreal anyone ?!
Eventually the consoles caught up and you can now play many games on PS3/360 that are equal or better than their PC counterpart.
When it comes to other softwares and simplicity and neatness , Mac rules.
I see no reason why anyone would wanna use the pos windows when you can use a Mac.

[brandonx76]

Eventually the consoles caught up and you can now play many games on PS3/360 that are equal or better than their PC counterpart.
When it comes to other softwares and simplicity and neatness , Mac rules.
I see no reason why anyone would wanna use the pos windows when you can use a Mac.

There still are games like "Crysis" which push the envelope on a pc, farther than a PS3 or Xbox - but yeah, I'd like to know just how much the PC game market really is - I don't think it's that big.

[Behshad]

Steve Job's calendar the first day after resignation