290lb. man sues White Castle over small booth size

by **Rip Rokken** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:43 am

Good god... (link below has a video, too)

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-no ... 26946.html

Even though we live in a supersized world, bigger is not always better. One devoted White Castle customer is suing the restaurant chain because he can't fit into the restaurant's booths. Martin Kessman, who weighs 290 pounds, complained to management for more than two years after repeatedly knocking his knee into the tables' metal supports. After the 64-year-old New York stockbroker sent a series of letters of complaint to the chain, he received what he called condescending responses. White Castle sent him free hamburger coupons and promised that it would expand its booth sizes. But the booths were never changed and Kessman is now taking his case to federal court. He is suing for bigger chairs and unspecified damages because he says the eatery is violating the Americans with Disabilities Act. (He compares himself to pregnant women and the handicapped.) The lawsuit, however, has not put an end to Kessman's love of mini burgers. Now, instead of going to White Castle himself, he sends his wife.

by **S2M** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:51 pm

I'm amazed some posters a few doors down haven't trying suing Drew over bandwidth... :lol:

by **Andrew** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:27 pm

Perhaps at 290lb, this guy should give White Castle a wider berth, not wider booth.

Website · by **steveo777** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:57 pm

Andrew wrote:Perhaps at 290lb, this guy should give White Castle a wider berth, not wider booth.

Better yet.....maybe they guy stops eating fat food as a staple? He really ought to try that, instead of bitch about how his overgrown ass
can't fit in the booths. Normally, with these people, though, the ass fits just fine on seat, but there is not enough room between where one
sits and where the belly hits the table. This guy is an Alfie. (when he turns sideways he probably looks like Alfred Hitchcock) :wink:

by **yulog** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:18 pm

steveo777 wrote:
Andrew wrote:Perhaps at 290lb, this guy should give White Castle a wider berth, not wider booth.

Better yet.....maybe they guy stops eating fat food as a staple? He really ought to try that, instead of bitch about how his overgrown ass
can't fit in the booths. Normally, with these people, though, the ass fits just fine on seat, but there is not enough room between where one
sits and where the belly hits the table. This guy is an Alfie. (when he turns sideways he probably looks like Alfred Hitchcock)

Hey if the guy gains 10 more lbs he can eat at the heart attack grill for free...the booths are a lot bigger there, everything is :lol:

Website · by **steveo777** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:20 pm

yulog wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Andrew wrote:Perhaps at 290lb, this guy should give White Castle a wider berth, not wider booth.

Better yet.....maybe they guy stops eating fat food as a staple? He really ought to try that, instead of bitch about how his overgrown ass
can't fit in the booths. Normally, with these people, though, the ass fits just fine on seat, but there is not enough room between where one
sits and where the belly hits the table. This guy is an Alfie. (when he turns sideways he probably looks like Alfred Hitchcock)

Hey if the guy gains 10 more lbs he can eat at the heart attack grill for free...the booths are a lot bigger there, everything is

Yeah, I know. I think I saw your cow there the other night. :wink:

by **artist4perry** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:06 pm

I think that is a sign to be calling Jenny Craig not complaining about how small the booths are. White Castle did not make him fat. He did. So if he should sue anyone it should be himself for letting himself go. It is one thing to be fat, it is another to blame others and expect people to accommodate your fatness. It is his own personal responsibility to loose weight so he can fit into the booths at his beloved White Castles.

by **Babyblue** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:31 pm

artist4perry wrote:I think that is a sign to be calling Jenny Craig not complaining about how small the booths are. White Castle did not make him fat. He did. So if he should sue anyone it should be himself for letting himself go. It is one thing to be fat, it is another to blame others and expect people to accommodate your fatness. It is his own personal responsibility to loose weight so he can fit into the booths at his beloved White Castles.

by **Michigan Girl** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:58 am

The real story, here^^, is that someone would go to this extreme for White Castle burgers ...
Perhaps he has a drinking problem, as well

by **ebake02** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:54 am

I hate frivolous lawsuits, maybe the fat fuck should put down the burgers and loose some weight like anybody else would.

by **S2M** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:45 pm

For the umpteenth millionth time...it's LOSE, not LOOSE. If you you people don't learn how to fucking spell, I'm gonna knock a few teeth lose..... :lol:

by **artist4perry** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:48 pm

S2M wrote:For the umpteenth millionth time...it's LOSE, not LOOSE. If you you people don't learn how to fucking spell, I'm gonna knock a few teeth lose.....

Darn it S2M that was for Deano to rant over! LOL I do that to annoy him! :wink:

Website · by **steveo777** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:00 pm

S2M wrote:For the umpteenth millionth time...it's LOSE, not LOOSE. If you you people don't learn how to fucking spell, I'm gonna knock a few teeth lose.....

You ar3 such a doosh!

:lol:

by **Rip Rokken** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:45 pm

S2M wrote:For the umpteenth millionth time...it's LOSE, not LOOSE. If you you people don't learn how to fucking spell, I'm gonna knock a few teeth lose.....

Unless he has liposuction - then it could technically be considered "loosing" weight.

by **artist4perry** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:50 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
S2M wrote:For the umpteenth millionth time...it's LOSE, not LOOSE. If you you people don't learn how to fucking spell, I'm gonna knock a few teeth lose.....

Unless he has liposuction - then it could technically be considered "loosing" weight.

Lose the anal retentiveness S2M. All that butt clenching makes your face all puckered. :wink:

by **verslibre** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:56 pm

S2M wrote:For the umpteenth millionth time...it's LOSE, not LOOSE. If you you people don't learn how to fucking spell, I'm gonna knock a few teeth lose.....

"If you you"?

If you don't learn proper diction, I'm going to walk up to your Pinto and take a whiz on the driver's seat! :lol:

Website · by **steveo777** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:59 pm

verslibre wrote:
S2M wrote:For the umpteenth millionth time...it's LOSE, not LOOSE. If you you people don't learn how to fucking spell, I'm gonna knock a few teeth lose.....

"If you you"?

If you don't learn proper diction, I'm going to walk up to your Pinto and take a whiz on the driver's seat!

Then I'll put a dead fish under the seat. :lol:

by **Babyblue** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:58 pm

steveo777 wrote:
verslibre wrote:
S2M wrote:For the umpteenth millionth time...it's LOSE, not LOOSE. If you you people don't learn how to fucking spell, I'm gonna knock a few teeth lose.....

"If you you"?

If you don't learn proper diction, I'm going to walk up to your Pinto and take a whiz on the driver's seat!

Then I'll put a dead fish under the seat.

by **Moon Beam** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:36 pm

S2M wrote:For the umpteenth millionth time...it's LOSE, not LOOSE. If you you people don't learn how to fucking spell, I'm gonna knock a few teeth lose.....

Peeves you plenty eh Sir?
He's steamed folks, look out! :lol:

by **ebake02** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:50 am

artist4perry wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:
S2M wrote:For the umpteenth millionth time...it's LOSE, not LOOSE. If you you people don't learn how to fucking spell, I'm gonna knock a few teeth lose.....

Unless he has liposuction - then it could technically be considered "loosing" weight.

Lose the anal retentiveness S2M. All that butt clenching makes your face all puckered.

I don't know how he can walk with that stick so far up his ass. :lol:

by **Rick** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:38 am

verslibre wrote:
S2M wrote:For the umpteenth millionth time...it's LOSE, not LOOSE. If you you people don't learn how to fucking spell, I'm gonna knock a few teeth lose.....

"If you you"?

If you don't learn proper diction, I'm going to walk up to your Pinto and take a whiz on the driver's seat!

by **conversationpc** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:46 am

verslibre wrote:
S2M wrote:For the umpteenth millionth time...it's LOSE, not LOOSE. If you you people don't learn how to fucking spell, I'm gonna knock a few teeth lose.....

"If you you"?

If you don't learn proper diction, I'm going to walk up to your Pinto and take a whiz on the driver's seat!

That's not diction...That's stuttering. :lol:

by **Rick** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:52 am

conversationpc wrote:
verslibre wrote:
S2M wrote:For the umpteenth millionth time...it's LOSE, not LOOSE. If you you people don't learn how to fucking spell, I'm gonna knock a few teeth lose.....

"If you you"?

If you don't learn proper diction, I'm going to walk up to your Pinto and take a whiz on the driver's seat!

That's not diction...That's stuttering.

I prefer not to critique the grammar of anyone else, because, most of the time, I'll do exactly what Sean did. :lol:

In my sentence above, I don't know if my commas are correctly placed, which is a shame, because I used to be good at that.

MR

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