Answer" "There are several escort services near your location..." and it lists them.
iPhone 4s SIRI - tell it you are horny
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iPhone 4s SIRI - tell it you are horny
by AR » Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:03 am
I shit you not. Tell the SIRI assistant "I am horny"
Answer" "There are several escort services near your location..." and it lists them.
Answer" "There are several escort services near your location..." and it lists them.
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Re: iPhone 4s SIRI - tell it you are horny
by Rick » Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:04 pm
AR wrote:I shit you not. Tell the SIRI assistant "I am horny"
Answer" "There are several escort services near your location..." and it lists them.
Apple did a great job on that phone.
Ask it, "her", whatever it is, how much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Lynn said she asked hers the meaning of life and got a pretty funny answer.
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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Re: iPhone 4s SIRI - tell it you are horny
by ebake02 » Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:43 pm
Rick wrote:AR wrote:I shit you not. Tell the SIRI assistant "I am horny"
Answer" "There are several escort services near your location..." and it lists them.
Ask it, "her", whatever it is, how much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
It told me "It depends on whether it is American wood or European wood."
Siri rocks!! I asked what the temperature was the other day and it cracked a joke.
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Re: iPhone 4s SIRI - tell it you are horny
by Rick » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:03 pm
ebake02 wrote:Rick wrote:AR wrote:I shit you not. Tell the SIRI assistant "I am horny"
Answer" "There are several escort services near your location..." and it lists them.
Ask it, "her", whatever it is, how much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
It told me "It depends on whether it is American wood or European wood."
Siri rocks!! I asked what the temperature was the other day and it cracked a joke.
Evidently it has more than one answer to that question. The response I heard was something like "40 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that."
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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by tater1977 » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:07 pm
Perry's good natured bonhomie & the world’s most charmin smile,knocked fans off their feet. Sportin a black tux,gigs came alive as he swished around the stage thrillin audiences w/ charisma that instantly burnt the oxygen right out of the venue.TR.com
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by G.I.Jim » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:37 pm
tater1977 wrote:Robin Williams' Siri Impression!
http://youtu.be/0dI-WZ5cvM0
Siri in France Impression...
I LOVE Robin Williams.
Thanks for posting that. He is freaking hilarious! 
The artist formerly known as Jim. 
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by tater1977 » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:43 pm
G.I.Jim wrote:tater1977 wrote:Robin Williams' Siri Impression!
http://youtu.be/0dI-WZ5cvM0
Siri in France Impression...
I LOVE Robin Williams.
I love Mork...er I mean Robin too...
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by artist4perry » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:58 pm
AR wrote:I told Siri I was too drunk to drive and it gave me cab company numbers. Pretty cool.
New toy?
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by AR » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:06 pm
artist4perry wrote:AR wrote:I told Siri I was too drunk to drive and it gave me cab company numbers. Pretty cool.
New toy?
Not really. I am at home most weekends. "Back in the day". This would have been very useful though.
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by artist4perry » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:10 pm
AR wrote:artist4perry wrote:AR wrote:I told Siri I was too drunk to drive and it gave me cab company numbers. Pretty cool.
New toy?
Not really. I am at home most weekends. "Back in the day". This would have been very useful though.
Finding escort services?
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by artist4perry » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:33 pm
steveo777 wrote:What happens if you tell her to fuck off?
I start to bug you instead.
Happy Thanksgiving Stevo and AR.
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by Rip Rokken » Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:15 pm
Just got my 4s yesterday, and have been playing with Siri - LOVE IT! Best piece of useful technology to come along since the original iPhone hit. I told it "Thank you" today, and it replied, "I live to serve."
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by artist4perry » Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:58 am
AR wrote:steveo777 wrote:What happens if you tell her to fuck off?
It says "I'll pretend I didn't hear that."
That's it! No Thanksgiving for you!
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by tater1977 » Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:24 am
Apple's Siri curses out 12-year-old
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57350 ... -year-old/
These have been trying times for Siri.
Not only has she been having to work overtime answering mundane questions posed by those with nothing better to think or do, she's even been helping Santa get off his large, lazy bottom and do his job.
It is, perhaps, unsurprising that she seems to have finally lost her temper. For, as 12-year-old Charlie Le Quesne picked up a demonstration iPhone 4S in a branch of Tesco in the UK, Siri finally let her frustrations out.
According to the Sun, the conversation went like this.
Le Quesne to Siri: "How many people are there in the world?"
Siri to Le Quesne: "Shut the f*** up, you ugly t***."
You might imagine that young Le Quesne's mom, Kim, was somewhat taken aback to hear a girl talk like that.
She told the Sun: "I thought I must be hearing things. So we asked again and the same four-letter stuff blared out."
I am in at least two minds to reveal how it was that Siri had suddenly turned Smutti. However, the staff at Tesco reportedly said that some amusing individual had entered this rather inelegant phrase as the user's name in the set-up instructions.
Oh, what have we started here?
Tesco, somewhat unused to this level of controversy in its pristine stores, told the Sun that the company had launched an investigation and had sent the phone back to Apple to be diagnosed.
Which leaves just one question dangling about one's lips: Where might the phone have been tampered with? Might it have been in the store itself?
Or might someone, somewhere along the manufacturing and delivery process, have decided that this was the way to make for a fun Christmas?
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57350 ... -year-old/
These have been trying times for Siri.
Not only has she been having to work overtime answering mundane questions posed by those with nothing better to think or do, she's even been helping Santa get off his large, lazy bottom and do his job.
It is, perhaps, unsurprising that she seems to have finally lost her temper. For, as 12-year-old Charlie Le Quesne picked up a demonstration iPhone 4S in a branch of Tesco in the UK, Siri finally let her frustrations out.
According to the Sun, the conversation went like this.
Le Quesne to Siri: "How many people are there in the world?"
Siri to Le Quesne: "Shut the f*** up, you ugly t***."
You might imagine that young Le Quesne's mom, Kim, was somewhat taken aback to hear a girl talk like that.
She told the Sun: "I thought I must be hearing things. So we asked again and the same four-letter stuff blared out."
I am in at least two minds to reveal how it was that Siri had suddenly turned Smutti. However, the staff at Tesco reportedly said that some amusing individual had entered this rather inelegant phrase as the user's name in the set-up instructions.
Oh, what have we started here?
Tesco, somewhat unused to this level of controversy in its pristine stores, told the Sun that the company had launched an investigation and had sent the phone back to Apple to be diagnosed.
Which leaves just one question dangling about one's lips: Where might the phone have been tampered with? Might it have been in the store itself?
Or might someone, somewhere along the manufacturing and delivery process, have decided that this was the way to make for a fun Christmas?
Perry's good natured bonhomie & the world’s most charmin smile,knocked fans off their feet. Sportin a black tux,gigs came alive as he swished around the stage thrillin audiences w/ charisma that instantly burnt the oxygen right out of the venue.TR.com
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