The Twelve Days of MelRock ~ 2011 Edition

by **TRAGChick** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:29 am

Hey all....

After a THOROUGHLY CRAP-TASTIC DAY at work

I thought I'd spread my very special brand of cheer.

ENJOY!! \~/

On the 1st Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
A Wombat in a Pear Tree

On the 2nd Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Two hidden Cats,
And a Wombat in a Pear Tree

On the 3rd Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And a Wombat in a Pear Tree

On the 4th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And a Wombat in a Pear Tree

On the 5th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record...again,
Two hidden Cats,
And a Wombat in a Pear Tree

On the 6th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And a Wombat in a Pear Tree

On the 7th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And a Wombat in a Pear Tree

On the 8th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
The 1% a-bilking
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And a Wombat in a Pear Tree

On the 9th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Chaz Bono dancing,
The 1% a-bilking
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And a Wombat in a Pear Tree

On the 10th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Perry Fans a-freaking,
Chaz Bono dancing,
The 1% a-bilking
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And a Wombat in a Pear Tree

On the 11th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Occupy Wall St a-griping,
Perry Fans a-freaking,
Chaz Bono dancing,
The 1% a-bilking
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And a Wombat in a Pear Tree

On the 12th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Zuccotti Park a-slumming,
Occupy Wall St a-griping,
Perry Fans a-freaking,
Chaz Bono dancing,
The 1% a-bilking
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hid-den Caaaaats,
And a Woooom-ba-at in a Peeeeeeeeeeeear Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(C) 2011 Rocktober Music ASCAP

by **Rip Rokken** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:46 am

Work in...

"--- new G.I. Jim tunes"

The man works hard - he deserves a spot!

by **Andrew** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:08 pm

Am I still stuck up that fucking pear tree?

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:26 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:Work in...

"--- new G.I. Jim tunes"

The man works hard - he deserves a spot!

Uh uh... don't get ME in on this! :shock:

Thanks for the thought though. I think I'm going to sell my gear and turn my music room into a spare bedroom. Enough of that crap though, back to the song. :wink:

by **S2M** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:27 pm

I think if Jim added some really lame, cheesy 80s keyboards...with Progrocker doin backing vocals....this could be a minor hit in Bangladesh. :lol:

by **S2M** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:29 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:Work in...

"--- new G.I. Jim tunes"

The man works hard - he deserves a spot!

Nobody works harder than that bald keyboard player that has been on every release for the past 5 years..... :lol:

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:32 pm

S2M wrote:I think if Jim added some really lame, cheesy 80s keyboards...with Progrocker doin backing vocals....this could be a minor hit in Bangladesh.

What are you talking about... even THEY wouldn't like it! :shock:

I didn't mean to derail Nora. Back to her thread. :wink:

by **TRAGChick** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:13 pm

Andrew wrote:Am I still stuck up that fucking pear tree?

Let me know what else can be up there....and I'll edit!

by **TRAGChick** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:26 pm

((( RE MIX!!! ))) :twisted:

On the 1st Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
GI Jim & his Keyboard in a Pear Tree

On the 2nd Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim & his Keyboard in a Pear Tree

On the 3rd Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim & his Keyboard in a Pear Tree

On the 4th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim & his Keyboard in a Pear Tree

On the 5th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record...again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim & his Keyboard in a Pear Tree

On the 6th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim & his Keyboard in a Pear Tree

On the 7th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim & his Keyboard in a Pear Tree

On the 8th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
The 1% a-bilking
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim & his Keyboard in a Pear Tree

On the 9th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Chaz Bono dancing,
The 1% a-bilking
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim & his Keyboard in a Pear Tree

On the 10th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Perry Fans a-freaking,
Chaz Bono dancing,
The 1% a-bilking
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim & his Keyboard in a Pear Tree

On the 11th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Occupy Wall St a-griping,
Perry Fans a-freaking,
Chaz Bono dancing,
The 1% a-bilking
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim & his Keyboard in a Pear Tree

On the 12th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Zuccotti Park a-slumming,
Occupy Wall St a-griping,
Perry Fans a-freaking,
Chaz Bono dancing,
The 1% a-bilking
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hid-den Caaaaats,
And GI Jim & his Keyboard in a Peeeeeeeeeeeear Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(C) 2011 Rocktober Music ASCAP

by **Andrew** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:48 pm

What?? Now I'm edited out for that twat GI Jim??

by **tater1977** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:50 pm

Andrew wrote:What?? Now I'm edited out for that twat GI Jim??

Put Andrew & Jim on the same branch. While Jim plays his keyboard
Andrew can sing to him...

:lol:

by **Rip Rokken** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:02 pm

TRAGChick wrote:Let me know what else can be up there....and I'll edit!

2 Cold Heart makeups
3 Cold Heart breakups

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:07 pm

Andrew wrote:What?? Now I'm edited out for that twat GI Jim??

Watch your mouth boy! First you were bitching about being up the tree, now your mad because she stuck the tree up my ass (although I don't blame her with my lamp comment

). You just can't please some people Nora. :roll:

Thanks for making me feel special.

by **TRAGChick** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:08 pm

tater1977 wrote:
Andrew wrote:What?? Now I'm edited out for that twat GI Jim??

Put Andrew & Jim on the same branch. While Jim plays his keyboard
Andrew can sing to him...

Oh GOOD LORD!!! :shock:

I've NEVER done ANY rewrites on my 12 Days.
I don't CARE how this looks / sounds :lol:

On the 1st Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
GI Jim, Keyboard & ANDREW in a Pear Tree

On the 2nd Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim, Keyboard & ANDREW in a Pear Tree

On the 3rd Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim, Keyboard & ANDREW in a Pear Tree

On the 4th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim, Keyboard & ANDREW in a Pear Tree

On the 5th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record...again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim, Keyboard & ANDREW in a Pear Tree

On the 6th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim, Keyboard & ANDREW in a Pear Tree

On the 7th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim, Keyboard & ANDREW in a Pear Tree

On the 8th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
The 1% a-bilking
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim, Keyboard & ANDREW in a Pear Tree

On the 9th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Chaz Bono dancing,
The 1% a-bilking
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim, Keyboard & ANDREW in a Pear Tree

On the 10th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Perry Fans a-freaking,
Chaz Bono dancing,
The 1% a-bilking
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim, Keyboard & ANDREW in a Pear Tree

On the 11th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Occupy Wall St a-griping,
Perry Fans a-freaking,
Chaz Bono dancing,
The 1% a-bilking
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hidden Cats,
And GI Jim, Keyboard & ANDREW in a Pear Tree

On the 12th Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
Zuccotti Park a-slumming,
Occupy Wall St a-griping,
Perry Fans a-freaking,
Chaz Bono dancing,
The 1% a-bilking
Steve’s phone call a-bidding
Copperheads a-slaying,

“OFF THE RECORD” ~ WE HEARD STEVE SIIIIING!!

Flipping October snow “the bird”,
Steve MIGHT record…again,
Two hid-den Caaaaats,
And GI Jim, Keyboard & AN-DREW in a Peeeeeeeeeeeear Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(C) 2011 Rocktober Music ASCAP

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:09 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
TRAGChick wrote:Let me know what else can be up there....and I'll edit!

2 Cold Heart makeups
3 Cold Heart breakups

That subject is off limits Rip. You can talk about my momma, my wife, and my firstborn... but not Cold Heart!! :shock:

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:11 pm

Nora, this song always makes me think about the version with the guy that freaks out about the blinking lights. Thanks for reminding me. I have to find that thing on Itunes! :lol:

by **tater1977** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:22 pm

ALL available Dec 32nd on I-tunes..for the great price of .99 --- :lol:

On the 1st Day of Christmas,
My MelRock gave to me:
GI Jim, Keyboard & ANDREW in a Pear Tree

by **TRAGChick** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:41 pm

G.I.Jim wrote:Nora, this song always makes me think about the version with the guy that freaks out about the blinking lights. Thanks for reminding me. I have to find that thing on Itunes!

Is it this one?

"NOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING???" :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHpMZPYWDm0

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:52 pm

TRAGChick wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:Nora, this song always makes me think about the version with the guy that freaks out about the blinking lights. Thanks for reminding me. I have to find that thing on Itunes!

Is it this one?

"NOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING???"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHpMZPYWDm0

YESSSS!!!! Thanks for finding it!

I couldn't find it on Itunes, but now that I have this, maybe I can find it. Thanks! :wink:

by AR » Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:55 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeVDOu2_Fuc

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:04 pm

AR wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeVDOu2_Fuc

Classic! I can't wait to see it with the family this year. This one and National Lampoons Christmas Vacation of course.

by **artist4perry** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:40 pm

Copperhead slayings! :lol:

Great job as always Nora...........never edit for the boys, one is always going to gripe! :wink:

by **artist4perry** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:41 pm

TRAGChick wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:Nora, this song always makes me think about the version with the guy that freaks out about the blinking lights. Thanks for reminding me. I have to find that thing on Itunes!

Is it this one?

"NOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING???"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHpMZPYWDm0

I have this album! And the whole thing is hysterical.......Bob Rivers Twisted Christmas! :lol: