TAREQ SUES: Neal Schon's Penis Destroyed My Life!

[Don]

Perfect timing of course. Now, Access Hollywood and and everyone else will will have some extra questions for Neal and Michaele today while they are running around promoting their love story.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/14/tareq-sal ... zqfd8VAaik


Tareq Salahi claims Neal Schon's penis is a tool for destruction ... which he whipped out and used in an effort to topple the thriving Salahi empire ... and now Tareq's suing the Journey rocker for $50 MILLION!!!!

Tareq just filed the lawsuit in Virginia ... claiming he and estranged wife Michaele Salahi were on track to make a fortune together from multiple TV shows including "Dancing with the Stars" ... before Schon's penis screwed everything up.

According to the suit, Tareq and Michaele had an offer to make $150k to participate on the Australian version of DWTS in 2011 ... plus, he claims, the couple also had an offer to appear on another network TV show in the U.S.

But when Michaele ran off with Schon in Sept. 2011... Tareq claims the TV shows pulled their offers.

AND IT GETS WORSE ... Tareq says Schon waged an X-rated campaign to humiliate him ... emailing Tareq a photo of his penis and calling him on the phone to tell him, "I'm f**king your wife."

In the suit, Tareq claims, "The act was a metaphorical slap in the face."

Tareq claims Schon humiliated him in public, too ... because the publicity would increase interest in the band's concert tour .. which resulted in a major boost in ticket sales.

Tareq is demanding at least $50 million for emotional distress, conspiracy to defame, interfering with a contract and defamation ... PLUS he wants $450k in punitive damages.

Stay tuned.

[Gideon]

Great title, I predict that Jon, Ross, Deen, and Arnel will be saying the same thing in the near future!

[Jana]

It will be tossed. He and Miss Reality Ho didn't have any offers from what I read. They even moved to Cali to try to get on one of the other housewive shows and were told no. The tour was almost at it's very end, so how could it result in a major boost in sales, especially when what shows were left had sold the tickets long before? "Major boost in sales," too comical. Dancing With the Stars would no more put them on than the man in the moon. I watched the Washington DC housewives, and these two were despised, but especially him by the rest of the cast. He's slimy and not likeable and a pauper trying to act like he had money, so he had no prospects.

[Don]

It will be tossed. He and Miss Reality Ho didn't have any offers from what I read. They even moved to Cali to try to get on one of the other housewive shows and were told no. The tour was almost at it's very end, so how could it result in a major boost in sales, especially when what shows were left had sold the tickets long before? "Major boost in sales," too comical. Dancing With the Stars would no more put them on than the man in the moon. I watched the Washington DC housewives, and these two were despised, but especially him by the rest of the cast. He's slimy and not likeable and a pauper trying to act like he had money, so he had no prospects.

That sounds like me.

[Amanda]

Does this mean MR can bring a class-action lawsuit against TMZ and Neal for ruining our perception of him forever?

[brywool]

Rip for God's sake man! Get an intervention going!!

[DrFU]

The guy wants Lefty to make it right ... good luck with that ....

[Journey/Survivor]

I'm one of the biggest fans in the world of Neal Schon's guitar playing. But I have to ask, is Neal really so stupid as to think that this embarrassing publicity stunt is actually going to help his career?

Neal, pull your head out of your ass, and let your guitar playing talent speak for it's-self.

[RedWingFan]

Neal, pull your head out of your ass, and let your guitar playing talent speak for it's-self.

The last relevant person that Neil's guitar playing spoke to was Perry.

[Andrew]

Does this mean MR can bring a class-action lawsuit against TMZ and Neal for ruining our perception of him forever?

Hey, I smell money!

[Andrew]

I have just one WTF from that news item.

Tareq claims Schon humiliated him in public, too ... because the publicity would increase interest in the band's concert tour .. which resulted in a major boost in ticket sales.

That crap provided a MAJOR boost in ticket sales? I call Bullshit.

[Journey/Survivor]

I have just one WTF from that news item.

Tareq claims Schon humiliated him in public, too ... because the publicity would increase interest in the band's concert tour .. which resulted in a major boost in ticket sales.

That crap provided a MAJOR boost in ticket sales? I call Bullshit.

Agreed. I highly doubt that this publicity stunt has sold one single ticket.

[Rick]

Hey Tareq, if you need money, get a fucking job!

[tater1977]

Hey Tareq, if you need money, get a fucking job!

...as Tareq asks..Whats a job?

[Andrew]

Hey Tareq, if you need money, get a fucking job!

...as Tareq asks..Whats a job?

Blow job? Hand job? Nut job?

[steveo777]

Hey Tareq, if you need money, get a fucking job!

...as Tareq asks..Whats a job?

Blow job? Hand job? Nut job?

Hummer? Yummer? Nummer?

[tater1977]

Hey Tareq, if you need money, get a fucking job!

...as Tareq asks..Whats a job?

Blow job? Hand job? Nut job?

Hummer? Yummer? Nummer?

Awww chit you two..I just love cleaning up coffee I just spit all over me laptop....
@ this time of the morning....