Funniest thing you ever read from Deano...

[KenTheDude]

In honor of Deano, I think all the dudes here, when they get home from work tonight, should wrestle the dolphin while thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalog.

[ebake02]

No Victoria Secret but I do have the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2012 page bookmarked.

[RossValoryRocks]

No Victoria Secret but I do have the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2012 page bookmarked.

In honor of Dean...may you find a good "landing spot" for your "quart of hot yogurt!"

[Enigma869]

Reading He was brilliant. I have NO doubt that he would have had a successful career as a stand-up or a comedy script writer, up there with Conan and Leno. Sometimes I was thinking that he wasted his time on the Internet instead of pursuing a career in serious comedy. He would have polished himself to perfection with the proper training because he already had a huge natural born talent.

That's exactly how I always felt about Dean, Laura. The guy was brilliantly funny. As someone who grew up worshipping George Carlin, I always appreciated a sense of humor that went along with great intellect, and Dean had a surplus of both. There are so many of his posts that I read over the years where I was literally laughing (loudly), thinking "Where does he come up with this shit"? Completely unscripted and off the cuff. I never really got the people who had disdain for the guy. Sure, Dean went after many on this board. That said, it's clear from reading everyone's personal stories about Dean that the guy went out of his way to contact people privately to let them know that it was never personal. The guy's humor and intensity will never be seen on this board again. I still can't believe this fucker is gone. Thank you to all for re-posting a lot of Dean's posts today. I've been incredibly sad since I heard about this late last night, so the laughter I got today from reading some of Dean's gems has been well needed.

[ebake02]

I was browsing though past posts and I came across my very first post here. I made the mistake of mentioning a certain former journey message board, while people where ripping me to shreds, Deano posted this little gem:

If Backtalk is in fact never returning, that can only mean one thing. Good ol Rich Myers and his buddy Rustygreenjeans will be coming over. I cannot wait to light those two pickle dippers up like a fucking Christmas Tree.

What is pickle dipper anyway?

[*Laura]

As someone who grew up worshipping George Carlin, I always appreciated a sense of humor that went along with great intellect, and Dean had a surplus of both.

I am a hardcore Carlin fan myself. It's funny you mention him, because I often thought that Dean had a Carlin-esque quality, unfortunately not enough exploited since he limited himself to online "work". I don't think I'm exaggerating at all when I say that Dean could have hit the comedy stage with serious power.
Not just Carlin was coming to mind when reading Dean, but also Louis CK...I think Dean would have been just as great on stage as Louis.

http://youtu.be/HtJ_sDRRVVI

http://youtu.be/Yt9G33TLS6I

[*Laura]

What is pickle dipper anyway?

Fag. (As a Romanian native, I have to confess that I have learned MOST of the slang I know today from MR. And with that I mean Deano. haha)

[TRAGChick]

I liked how he would use the word "lettuce" for hair.

And "chicklets" for teeth.

Driving on the highway today, those 2 words came into my head....I just started LMAO.

[Seven Wishes2]

I keep wavering between wanting to cry and peeing my pants. Just as Deano would have wanted it.

I'm barely getting through the day.

[artist4perry]

I keep wavering between wanting to cry and peeing my pants. Just as Deano would have wanted it.

I'm barely getting through the day.

It is hard to imagine him gone isn't it? I mean he had so much life in him. He kept me cracking up, especially when he gave me suggestions of things he thought I needed to go do to my husband.

[*Laura]

Searching for LouisCK got me into watching his material and I'm sitting here LMAO thinking how this one could have been written and performed by Deano.

http://youtu.be/gO9PwbtlOIU

[G.I.Jim]

Thanks for all the posts... many of these have had me rolling, which was much needed today. Keep them coming!

[artist4perry]

http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=3684270&highlight=cats#3684270

Deano's idea for therapy for Journey fans. Not to mention red neck food groups.

[Enigma869]

As someone who grew up worshipping George Carlin, I always appreciated a sense of humor that went along with great intellect, and Dean had a surplus of both.

I am a hardcore Carlin fan myself. It's funny you mention him, because I often thought that Dean had a Carlin-esque quality, unfortunately not enough exploited since he limited himself to online "work". I don't think I'm exaggerating at all when I say that Dean could have hit the comedy stage with serious power.
Not just Carlin was coming to mind when reading Dean, but also Louis CK...I think Dean would have been just as great on stage as Louis.

http://youtu.be/HtJ_sDRRVVI

http://youtu.be/Yt9G33TLS6I

Louis CK is hilarious (and also a fellow Bostonian). He has one DVD special where he talks about his children that had me laughing non-stop for about 30 minutes. Great stuff. I agree with your assessment on Dean, 100%. I've always been a passionate fan of comedy, and you simply can't teach funny. Dean had it in spades. If he ever had the motivation to cultivate his obvious talent, there is no telling which direction he could have gone in. Such an enormous loss that many of us will never get over. I've never had someone I didn't really know make such an impression on me. Dean always sent me PM's telling me that I absolutely must hang out and party with him. Truth be told, I was afraid I couldn't hang with that fucker. I always told Dean that I was too old (even though he was older than I) to keep up with him.

[DrFU]

In honor of Deano, I think all the dudes here, when they get home from work tonight, should wrestle the dolphin while thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalog.

While we chicks mow through a box of doughnuts ...

[Archetype]

Here's where he talked about the booger humor I laughed at during those FL shows 5 years ago a bunch of us went to. Yes he really did do this, and yes I laughed till I cried:

"Remember down in Florida when we all went to Denny's and I wiped a wet green snapper booger on the railing outside the restaurant, and you laughed out loud when the old blue haired couple came out and proceeded to use said railing? (snapper boogers are the ones you pull out and they stick a little then "snap" out when you finally free it from your nose cavity). I remember being red eyed from crying so hard laughing at you laughing. That was the best part of the trip- watching you laugh at gross things. I can't remember Lynn being amused at boogers or sharts. Remember I leaned over and gave JSS a nice smelly air bubble at dinner at the Mexican place? I remember us being so boisterous that no one was sitting within 50 feet of our table. We had one gigantic table in the center of the room, and everyone else being so far away parked against the walls. I remember following Norm to the shitter and turning the lights out on him once he was inside taking a leak, then sprinting back to the table and downing his beer. He was pissed."

Really wish I could have met this guy. These stories have me in tears from laughing...love his sense of humor.

[jrnyman28]

In honor of Deano, I think all the dudes here, when they get home from work tonight, should wrestle the dolphin while thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalog.

While we chicks mow through a box of doughnuts ...

I know there is a Deanism about glazed donuts!

[RossValoryRocks]

In honor of Deano, I think all the dudes here, when they get home from work tonight, should wrestle the dolphin while thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalog.

While we chicks mow through a box of doughnuts ...

I know there is a Deanism about glazed donuts!

There is...it usually involved a face...his sometimes other peoples...including some of the women... I think I have a PM somewhere to that effect.

[*Laura]

There is...it usually involved a face...

No, no...It was always a PIEHOLE.

[Gideon]

How shall we define a "Deanism" as it were? Is it an insult tied to a direct sexual reference or only occasionally tied to one?

[RossValoryRocks]

CLASSIC: http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/vie ... ?p=4489848

Busier than Richard Simmons at an all you can cock buffet.


Man does that gal love his dick. I bet he loves it anyway he can get it; glazed, with sprinkles, poached, fried, dipped, roasted, chilled or even raw.

I was laughing so hard I about choked on my coffee!

[G.I.Jim]

CLASSIC: http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/vie ... ?p=4489848

Busier than Richard Simmons at an all you can cock buffet.


Man does that gal love his dick. I bet he loves it anyway he can get it; glazed, with sprinkles, poached, fried, dipped, roasted, chilled or even raw.

I was laughing so hard I about choked on my coffee!

I love that one.

[ebake02]

No Victoria Secret but I do have the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2012 page bookmarked.

In honor of Dean...may you find a good "landing spot" for your "quart of hot yogurt!"

Between Kate Upton and Jessica Gomes it didn't take long.

[RossValoryRocks]

No Victoria Secret but I do have the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2012 page bookmarked.

In honor of Dean...may you find a good "landing spot" for your "quart of hot yogurt!"

Between Kate Upton and Jessica Gomes it didn't take long.

ROFLMAO! Now is when I miss Deano the most I think (on MR, in real life I will miss him everytime I drink a Stella and pick up the phone to call and no one is there to answer), because the would take that comment ebake and just run with it...and it would be HYSTERICAL!

[ebake02]

No Victoria Secret but I do have the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2012 page bookmarked.

In honor of Dean...may you find a good "landing spot" for your "quart of hot yogurt!"

Between Kate Upton and Jessica Gomes it didn't take long.

ROFLMAO! Now is when I miss Deano the most I think (on MR, in real life I will miss him everytime I drink a Stella and pick up the phone to call and no one is there to answer), because the would take that comment ebake and just run with it...and it would be HYSTERICAL!

It would too!!! He would go to town and have us all rolling on the floor!

[Red13JoePa]

"I'm on fire on Merlot and am gonna burn MR to the ground tonight...just watch."

[Melissa]

Here's where he talked about the booger humor I laughed at during those FL shows 5 years ago a bunch of us went to. Yes he really did do this, and yes I laughed till I cried:

"Remember down in Florida when we all went to Denny's and I wiped a wet green snapper booger on the railing outside the restaurant, and you laughed out loud when the old blue haired couple came out and proceeded to use said railing? (snapper boogers are the ones you pull out and they stick a little then "snap" out when you finally free it from your nose cavity). I remember being red eyed from crying so hard laughing at you laughing. That was the best part of the trip- watching you laugh at gross things. I can't remember Lynn being amused at boogers or sharts. Remember I leaned over and gave JSS a nice smelly air bubble at dinner at the Mexican place? I remember us being so boisterous that no one was sitting within 50 feet of our table. We had one gigantic table in the center of the room, and everyone else being so far away parked against the walls. I remember following Norm to the shitter and turning the lights out on him once he was inside taking a leak, then sprinting back to the table and downing his beer. He was pissed."

Really wish I could have met this guy. These stories have me in tears from laughing...love his sense of humor.

His humor was definitely one of a kind.

[Red13JoePa]

Just mowed half a dozen soft tacos from taco bell and blew mud that broke the surface of bowl.

[Melissa]

Just mowed half a dozen soft tacos from taco bell and blew mud that broke the surface of bowl.

classic.

[G.I.Jim]

Just mowed half a dozen soft tacos from taco bell and blew mud that broke the surface of bowl.

The scary think is that he would then text you a picture of it. He didn't give a damn!