Funniest thing you ever read from Deano...

[FinnFreak]

...one of the funniest moments that comes to my mind, was some years ago when my wife asked me for the URL of the discussion board I claimed having the best Journey discussion around...

So, during her lunch break at work, she decides to have a look...

Then, my wife suddenly storms into my office (we work at the same company) with a hysterical look on her face & seems like she's desperately trying to control herself from bursting into laughter: "5 minute cigarette break. Out. NOW!"

Ok... we get outside & she's laughing her ass off...

She told me how she had just typed in the MR Forum URL, and clicked on the latest post there... which just happened to be by RockinDeano.

A picture loads up on her office computer screen & it took my wife a few seconds to figure out what she was actually looking at... a pair of funny cartoon eyes staring right back at her... then, in horror, she hits the computers main power switch & comes running to my office...


Remember the pic of Deano cartooning his private part..? - that's the very first post my wife ever saw on the MR Forums..!


John -

[SunshineTwilight]

...one of the funniest moments that comes to my mind, was some years ago when my wife asked me for the URL of the discussion board I claimed having the best Journey discussion around...

So, during her lunch break at work, she decides to have a look...

Then, my wife suddenly storms into my office (we work at the same company) with a hysterical look on her face & seems like she's desperately trying to control herself from bursting into laughter: "5 minute cigarette break. Out. NOW!"

Ok... we get outside & she's laughing her ass off...

She told me how she had just typed in the MR Forum URL, and clicked on the latest post there... which just happened to be by RockinDeano.

A picture loads up on her office computer screen & it took my wife a few seconds to figure out what she was actually looking at... a pair of funny cartoon eyes staring right back at her... then, in horror, she hits the computers main power switch & comes running to my office...


Remember the pic of Deano cartooning his private part..? - that's the very first post my wife ever saw on the MR Forums..!


John -

LMAO - I'm in tears with laughter! I can imagine her shock, horror and amusement all at the same time. I remember my reaction when I saw that post and I'm sure it caught her completely off guard being her very first experience with Dean, and especially being at work!

[conversationpc]

...one of the funniest moments that comes to my mind, was some years ago when my wife asked me for the URL of the discussion board I claimed having the best Journey discussion around...

So, during her lunch break at work, she decides to have a look...

Then, my wife suddenly storms into my office (we work at the same company) with a hysterical look on her face & seems like she's desperately trying to control herself from bursting into laughter: "5 minute cigarette break. Out. NOW!"

Ok... we get outside & she's laughing her ass off...

She told me how she had just typed in the MR Forum URL, and clicked on the latest post there... which just happened to be by RockinDeano.

A picture loads up on her office computer screen & it took my wife a few seconds to figure out what she was actually looking at... a pair of funny cartoon eyes staring right back at her... then, in horror, she hits the computers main power switch & comes running to my office...


Remember the pic of Deano cartooning his private part..? - that's the very first post my wife ever saw on the MR Forums..!


John -

[Moon Beam]

Here's a few fiery flings directed at me, glad we have his words to look back on with laughter.

Moonbeam makes my cock limp.

Moonbeam is the ugly one, whichever one that is.

I would actually fuck you Moonbeam, with that dirty mouth of yours and that sense of wackiness.....I bet you are a tough out in the ninth.

Thanks muchly good man!
I'm sure I will enjoy the reading.

I just realized Moonbeam, it would be impossible to have phone sex with you, because I could never figure out what the fuck you were trying to say.

Thanks muchly sir. Spanks a lot me lady.

What?

This one really tugs at my heart, he was so full of it then, gotta love
when Dean'o tried to be polite and proper in posts.

Who the Hell is being mean?

You really want THAT Deano back?

PS, I love Moonie.

[conversationpc]

Here's a few fiery flings directed at me, glad we have his words to look back on with laughter.

Moonbeam makes my cock limp.

Moonbeam is the ugly one, whichever one that is.

I would actually fuck you Moonbeam, with that dirty mouth of yours and that sense of wackiness.....I bet you are a tough out in the ninth.

Thanks muchly good man!
I'm sure I will enjoy the reading.

I just realized Moonbeam, it would be impossible to have phone sex with you, because I could never figure out what the fuck you were trying to say.

Thanks muchly sir. Spanks a lot me lady.

What?

This one really tugs at my heart, he was so full of it then, gotta love
when Dean'o tried to be polite and proper in posts.

Who the Hell is being mean?

You really want THAT Deano back?

PS, I love Moonie.

[Melissa]

Reading some of the rest of these, thanks for sharing can't stick around but it's been good to be able to share laughs with mutual friends after such a loss to this place.

The one about the dentist and what Dean did to his own teeth had me in tears

[mikemarrs]

This is the "Florida Follies"

The next morning comes early and we are road tripping down to the southeastern part of this God forsaken place called Florida which consists of a million lakes and a billion alligators and poisonous snakes. (Actually, Florida is a nice place). They have these Goddamned bugs the size of a small planet there, called love bugs. Jesus Christ, I saw them coming at the windshield and I thought the Mexicans had launched an avocado attack on us or some shit. Anyway, we get down to Alligator alley and roll into Pompano Beach, which is as close to Miami as I ever want to get. I thought I was in a combination district of Watts and Havana. My God, why can't there be natural disasters in this shithole of a city? We drink some more, eat bad Florida fried food, and wear sunglasses at night. Don't ask me why, but Norm, this 98 yr old husband of Granny's, decide it would be cool to get hammered drunk and wear sunglasses at night. Pretty insightful actually, as it proved comedic fodder for the entire trip. It was at this time I remember going into a Walmart with Angela and Krista looking for who knows what, when I blasted a smelly wet fart of which half made it's way out and the other half painted the inside of my underwear. I vividly remember two Floridian girls standing there disgusted and when I looked at them, and their disdained look, I busted up and laughed. I didn't a flying shit. Off to the gig. Ho hum, another greatest hit show that these fuckers can play in their sleep and then the real adventure began...on to Orlando.


Author's note*

(I have resisted posting this for sometime for obvious reasons)

I blasted a smelly wet fart of which half made it's way out and the other half painted the inside of my underwear.Two Floridian girls standing there disgusted and when I looked at them, and their disdained look, I busted up and laughed. I didn't a flying shit....LMFAO,i could picture this happening and seeing the priceless expressions.

[Granny]

When Dean was banned, he used to log as me and go to town...
He named me granny the first time I logged on...I only joined because of him..He was very mean to me and I laughed my ass off.
Lo ved him lots..


AR is right, the funniest things were not on message boards....